-The Slayer's ABCs Part 2-
Disclaimer: Same as before.
"Okay we're back! And if you don't remember, we just finished off, before the intermission, letter N. We now continue with letter O! Yay!" Amelia said cheerfully, having recovered.
"Yes, and if you don't remember what N was, let me refresh your memory. N was for Namagomi! That is a namagomi! I whack namagomis with my mace!" Filia said as she hit Xelloss on the head with her mace, making a big bump appear. (You know, the kind that stick out like 2 inches!!! ^_^)
"As I said Miss Filia. the next letter is O. If you'll just stop hitting Xelloss. As much as I know you like hitting him until he's almost dead, it's against justice to hit him that many times!" Amelia said taking her justice pose.
Filia looked kinda glum for about a second before smacking Xelloss (who had little stars floating around his head ) with her mace again and walking off the stage.
Amelia looked up towards the audience and cleared her throat and flipped through her note cards until she came to O. "O is for oracle. An oracle such as the oracle of Chewbaka (hee hee) might have a cure for Zel." Amelia turned towards the semi-unconscious Xelloss. "Mister Xelloss, is this true?!!!!" She said getting stars in her eyes. "It must be. I wrote it.I think." Xelloss said while watching the stars fly around his head happily before laying back down on the stage floor. -maybe someone will step on me!- Xelloss thought with a grin, as Amelia turned back towards the audience. "So as I was saying, O is for Oracle, it might help Zel, blah blah blah. as yes! Here's where I was! To find out how to Find the Oracle of Chewbaka, call the Xelloss hotline at 1-Xelloss hundred- 123-I-6534-LOVE- 2538562846284-XELLOSS-123456789. Please keep in mind that this call is not a flat rate and will cost you oodles of money. It is subject to many of terms of agreements, fine print that's impossible to read and all other delightfully bad stuff. However, if you are making a call from the astral plane, then all charges are free." Amelia read over the note card again to herself before sweatdropping and walking off stage, shaking her head. "No! Go away! We don't need you here! Shoo!!!" Lina's voice was heard from backstage. "Huh?" Gourry said, dragging Sylphiel along with him as he went to investigate. "I said GO AWAY!!!!!" Lina said sounding a little worried and very angry. "No! Not THAT way!!!!" Lina was obviously too late.
Xelloss smiled creepily and narrated. "Out onto the stage, jumped a very scary figure. This figure's laugh could strike fear into the heart's men (and women) but no one knew her name, but: The Shadow knows!" *insane laughter*
"Xelloss! Shut Up!" Lina said from where she was, which happened to be on Xelloss' face,
"Yare, Yare, Lina-san, why won't you let me have any fun?" Xelloss said, his voice sort of muffled.
"Have you forgotten about me? Have you forgotten about your friend Naga?!" Naga smirked in a Naga-ish way and threw her head back and laughed. *Everyone in the audience collapses upon hearing Naga's laughter*
"P is for two things which both describe me!!! P is for Pretty and Perfect, which as I said earlier, describes me perfectly!" Naga grinned as she tossed her hair over her shoulder, giving her disturbingly large bust line and extra bounce.
Lina scowled as she was reminded of her small bust line. The scowl was soon replaced with a look of surprise as she found Xelloss' hand on her chest. "Lina, you really do have a nice figure." Xelloss said giving her a peck on the cheek.
"Xelloss you fruitcake!!!" Lina said punching him away as she blushed furiously.
"That reminds me of the next letter in the alphabet. The next letter is Q. Q is for Quiet. Quiet is what I wish it was right now. This noise is giving me a headache." Zel said stoically as he walked off stage.
"R is for round. Round is what my bust line is!" Naga said smiling cruelly at Lina."
Gourry crept onto the stage, hoping not to get any of the death glares that were passing between Naga and Lina. "S is for Stupid. Lina calls me stupid a lot. Oh! S is also for Scrumptious! Food is scrumptious, I like food!"
"S could also be for Sexy, which Lina most definitely is. The next letter, T, is for talisman, like the talismans that my precious Lina has." Xelloss said taking center stage once more.
"T is also for Test your luck, which is what you are doing right now, Xelloss." Lina said shifting the focus of her death glares to Xelloss.
"U is for Undying Love, like the love that I have for Gourry dear." Syphiel said hugging Gourry even tighter.
"U is also for unhappy, which is what I am right now!!! What happened to my part in this?" Filia said grumpily.
Amelia appeared from the back of the stage triumphantly. "V is for valiant! All people who fight for love and justice are valiant!"
"What happened to my script.. Why isn't anyone following it any more???? Don't you know how hard I worked to make that script?" Xelloss said on the verge of fake tears.
"Do you think that we care?" Filia said as she smacked Xelloss with her mace. "W is for Wicked. That's what Filia is being right now. Wait-never mind, she's that way all of the time!" Xelloss said recovering.
"And of course X is for Xelloss, everyone's favorite general priest! "Xelloss said grinning from ear to ear. "It also stands for Xelas, my master!" Xelloss said dancing across the stage.
Lina raised her eyebrow. "Did someone slip something in his tea this morning?"
"If someone did, I hope they don't slip it mine as well." Filia said with a disgusted expression.
"Y is for yet." Zelgadis said re-entering the stage. "Is this thing over yet?" "Ah, yes, Z is for..."
"NO! Let me say it!" Naga said, pushing Xelloss aside. "Z is for Zelgadis!"
"Yes, Z is for Zelgadis." Amelia said shyly before walking over to Zel and whispering something in his ear which made him blush profusely.
Lina yawned before speaking. "Well, I think that was the end, so you can all go home. Oh, and Xelloss, you owe me as much food as I can eat. You promised me a banquet if I would participate in this stupid thing."
"Okay, everyone, you heard what she said. It's time to go! Thank you for being such a good audience! Join us next time on 'The Slayers Dating Game!" Xelloss said grinning brightly as Lina grabbed his arm and dragged him off stage.
*Curtain closes*
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Disclaimer: Same as before.
"Okay we're back! And if you don't remember, we just finished off, before the intermission, letter N. We now continue with letter O! Yay!" Amelia said cheerfully, having recovered.
"Yes, and if you don't remember what N was, let me refresh your memory. N was for Namagomi! That is a namagomi! I whack namagomis with my mace!" Filia said as she hit Xelloss on the head with her mace, making a big bump appear. (You know, the kind that stick out like 2 inches!!! ^_^)
"As I said Miss Filia. the next letter is O. If you'll just stop hitting Xelloss. As much as I know you like hitting him until he's almost dead, it's against justice to hit him that many times!" Amelia said taking her justice pose.
Filia looked kinda glum for about a second before smacking Xelloss (who had little stars floating around his head ) with her mace again and walking off the stage.
Amelia looked up towards the audience and cleared her throat and flipped through her note cards until she came to O. "O is for oracle. An oracle such as the oracle of Chewbaka (hee hee) might have a cure for Zel." Amelia turned towards the semi-unconscious Xelloss. "Mister Xelloss, is this true?!!!!" She said getting stars in her eyes. "It must be. I wrote it.I think." Xelloss said while watching the stars fly around his head happily before laying back down on the stage floor. -maybe someone will step on me!- Xelloss thought with a grin, as Amelia turned back towards the audience. "So as I was saying, O is for Oracle, it might help Zel, blah blah blah. as yes! Here's where I was! To find out how to Find the Oracle of Chewbaka, call the Xelloss hotline at 1-Xelloss hundred- 123-I-6534-LOVE- 2538562846284-XELLOSS-123456789. Please keep in mind that this call is not a flat rate and will cost you oodles of money. It is subject to many of terms of agreements, fine print that's impossible to read and all other delightfully bad stuff. However, if you are making a call from the astral plane, then all charges are free." Amelia read over the note card again to herself before sweatdropping and walking off stage, shaking her head. "No! Go away! We don't need you here! Shoo!!!" Lina's voice was heard from backstage. "Huh?" Gourry said, dragging Sylphiel along with him as he went to investigate. "I said GO AWAY!!!!!" Lina said sounding a little worried and very angry. "No! Not THAT way!!!!" Lina was obviously too late.
Xelloss smiled creepily and narrated. "Out onto the stage, jumped a very scary figure. This figure's laugh could strike fear into the heart's men (and women) but no one knew her name, but: The Shadow knows!" *insane laughter*
"Xelloss! Shut Up!" Lina said from where she was, which happened to be on Xelloss' face,
"Yare, Yare, Lina-san, why won't you let me have any fun?" Xelloss said, his voice sort of muffled.
"Have you forgotten about me? Have you forgotten about your friend Naga?!" Naga smirked in a Naga-ish way and threw her head back and laughed. *Everyone in the audience collapses upon hearing Naga's laughter*
"P is for two things which both describe me!!! P is for Pretty and Perfect, which as I said earlier, describes me perfectly!" Naga grinned as she tossed her hair over her shoulder, giving her disturbingly large bust line and extra bounce.
Lina scowled as she was reminded of her small bust line. The scowl was soon replaced with a look of surprise as she found Xelloss' hand on her chest. "Lina, you really do have a nice figure." Xelloss said giving her a peck on the cheek.
"Xelloss you fruitcake!!!" Lina said punching him away as she blushed furiously.
"That reminds me of the next letter in the alphabet. The next letter is Q. Q is for Quiet. Quiet is what I wish it was right now. This noise is giving me a headache." Zel said stoically as he walked off stage.
"R is for round. Round is what my bust line is!" Naga said smiling cruelly at Lina."
Gourry crept onto the stage, hoping not to get any of the death glares that were passing between Naga and Lina. "S is for Stupid. Lina calls me stupid a lot. Oh! S is also for Scrumptious! Food is scrumptious, I like food!"
"S could also be for Sexy, which Lina most definitely is. The next letter, T, is for talisman, like the talismans that my precious Lina has." Xelloss said taking center stage once more.
"T is also for Test your luck, which is what you are doing right now, Xelloss." Lina said shifting the focus of her death glares to Xelloss.
"U is for Undying Love, like the love that I have for Gourry dear." Syphiel said hugging Gourry even tighter.
"U is also for unhappy, which is what I am right now!!! What happened to my part in this?" Filia said grumpily.
Amelia appeared from the back of the stage triumphantly. "V is for valiant! All people who fight for love and justice are valiant!"
"What happened to my script.. Why isn't anyone following it any more???? Don't you know how hard I worked to make that script?" Xelloss said on the verge of fake tears.
"Do you think that we care?" Filia said as she smacked Xelloss with her mace. "W is for Wicked. That's what Filia is being right now. Wait-never mind, she's that way all of the time!" Xelloss said recovering.
"And of course X is for Xelloss, everyone's favorite general priest! "Xelloss said grinning from ear to ear. "It also stands for Xelas, my master!" Xelloss said dancing across the stage.
Lina raised her eyebrow. "Did someone slip something in his tea this morning?"
"If someone did, I hope they don't slip it mine as well." Filia said with a disgusted expression.
"Y is for yet." Zelgadis said re-entering the stage. "Is this thing over yet?" "Ah, yes, Z is for..."
"NO! Let me say it!" Naga said, pushing Xelloss aside. "Z is for Zelgadis!"
"Yes, Z is for Zelgadis." Amelia said shyly before walking over to Zel and whispering something in his ear which made him blush profusely.
Lina yawned before speaking. "Well, I think that was the end, so you can all go home. Oh, and Xelloss, you owe me as much food as I can eat. You promised me a banquet if I would participate in this stupid thing."
"Okay, everyone, you heard what she said. It's time to go! Thank you for being such a good audience! Join us next time on 'The Slayers Dating Game!" Xelloss said grinning brightly as Lina grabbed his arm and dragged him off stage.
*Curtain closes*
------Thank you for reading my fic! Hopefully you liked it, if not- oh well.. Anyhoo, please review!!! ^_^--------