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Okay! This chapter we promise will be totally insane! BreeAnne came up with the scenario and I'm typing it (and I have the remnants of our Halloween candy in my lap) so it will be total and complete hysteria! By the way, Meelu the Bold: We totally agree with your idea! So this chapter is for you! Yay!

Slumber Party! Yay!

Squall sat on Selphie's floor defeated. No matter how much he tried, he just couldn't get that damn poster off! Selphie's pink 'princess' pajamas were lying on the floor in front of him, he stared blankly at them, I do not want to put those on!

As he continued to stare, there was a knock at the door. "What do you want?!" he moaned. The doorknob turned and the door swung up. Rinoa stood there in the doorway wearing pajamas with hippopotamuses all over them, a purple spaghetti strap and pink slippers that looked like pigs, her hair was done all crazy in pig tails. Behind her stood a very excited looking Quistis, she was dressed in pajamas too, only hers consisted of a tee-shirt and boxers. Both were carrying bags stuffed full of who knew what, and also had sleeping bags, pillows and fluffy toys. As soon as they entered they dropped them onto the floor.

"We're ready!" Rinoa exclaimed, "Why aren't you all decked out for the occasion?" Squall's mouth hung wide open, what the hell?!

"Get your pajama's on!" Quistis said picking them up off the floor and shoving him into the bathroom.

*Back in Squall's Dormitory*

Ah shoot! I planned a slumber party tonight! They are going to be showing up, but Squall's gonna be there instead of me! Hmmm, I bet he'll enjoy it. AH! That pervert! He must be stopped! She thought importantly as the got up. Making sure not to leave without Toodles, she left her room. To rid the Garden, once again, of evil.

*Back in Selphie's Dormitory*

"What's taking so long?" Quistis asked through the bathroom door.

"I'm not coming out…" Squall said in his monotone.

"Oh? And why not!?" Rinoa's voice came.

"I look ridiculous!"

"No you don't! If you don't come out, then we'll have to come in and get you out!" she waited for a response, but none came. "Alright then fine. On the count of three Quisty, one, two…" they backed up in unison, "THREE!" they started charging for the door right when Squall opened it. He was tackled by the two women, both of which were giggling like lunatics.

"Get off!" he yelled, still laughing they did as they were told.

"Sorry, couldn't help myself." Said Rinoa between giggles. Standing up, she led the rest of them back into Selphie's room. "I brought a really good movie, but before we watch it, MAKEOVERS!" she yelled to where everyone in the whole Garden could hear, (or so it seemed).

Squall winced, "Uh…" Desperately he tried to think of an excuse to get out of it, but before he could, the girls had already pulled out oodles of cosmetics and were neatly setting them out.

"Selphie, you should get your make-up too," Quistis suggested, "You have all the real neat stuff."

"Yeah, and your 'Passionate Purple Eyeshadow' looks really good on me!" Rinoa said as the started opening up her concealer. Squall looked between the two girls and was saved when there was another knock at the door.

"Who could that be? Who else did you invite Selph?" Quistis asked putting down the bright pink lipstick she had just applied. Squall shrugged and stood up to answer the door. It was Selphie.

"AH! PERVERT!!" Quistis screamed throwing makeup, fuzzy toys and other random objects at the intruder. Rinoa giggled in spite of herself and joined in the madness.

"What's that noise?" Squall heard Seifer's voice.

"INVESTIGATE?" came Fujin's loud monotone.

"It's our duty as the Disciplinary Committee ya know?" Rajin added. Before long the posse of three was standing in Selphie's doorway.

"What are you doing here Leonhart?" Seifer spat. "Do we need to escort you back to your bedroom?"

"Uh…" Selphie desperately tried to look for an excuse. "I thought I should check up on them…" she said slowly.

"It's a slumber party for God's sake!"

"There something wrong, ya know." Rajin said turning to face Seifer, "I think we do need to escort him, ya know?" Seifer nodded and grabbed Selphie firmly by the ear and dragged her down the hall as she begged for mercy.

"Stop it! You're hurting me you big ol' meanie!" she stomped hard on his boot, as he jumped around holding his injured foot she broke loose and sprinted back to Squall's room.

"This got me absolutely nowhere…" she said as she sat down in her beanbag. "Well then, we will have our own slumber party," she said to Toodles. "You will be the guest of honor, and Snoogans can come along too…" she said picking up her penguin. She pulled the sheets off of Squall's bed and formed a makeshift tent and camped out under there.

"We can have our own fun. And I know someone else who would have fun. Maybe I should call Laguna?" she looked around Squall's room. He had a phone somewhere or at least she thought he did, she distinctively remembered decorating it with pink fuzzy stuff.

After finding it under a heaping pile of dirty clothes, she dialed Laguna's phone number, she already had it memorized.

*Meanwhile*

"Get away from me!!!!" Squall screamed as he ran around Selphie's room. Rinoa and Quistis were following him, Rinoa was equipped with a curling iron and several pony tail holders, whereas Quistis wielded the makeup.

"D-Don't come any closer!" he said climbing on to her bed. "Please! Stop!"

"Selphie, you are always so dramatic, just come down, it's your turn!" Rinoa said stepping up on the bed after him. She tackled him and dragged him to the floor.

*5 minutes later*

Squall sat defeated on the floor. It got so entirely violent, that Quistis at one point had sat on him so that Rinoa could do the mascara. THE MASCARA! That evil black stuff on a brush that came so close to his eye he was afraid he wouldn't have one by the time it was over.

"Done!" Quistis said happily handing him a mirror. He looked in horror at the reflection, even though it wasn't his face, he had still gone through the whole ordeal. The foundation, the powder, the mascara! He shuddered. And worst of all, the plucking! Why would a girl want to pluck her eyebrows! It hurts!

"I don't know what got into you, but we're done with that." Rinoa said looking at the digital clock, it was now nearing midnight. "Since it's against the rules to sleep…" she smiled, "It's time to watch your favorite movie!"

"The Gladiator?!?" he asked excitedly. Rinoa sighed in disgust.

"Gah! No! Who would watch a movie as nasty as that? We rented Steel Magnolias!" Squall's jaw dropped.

"NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!" he yelled.

"Shhhh!" Quistis cupped her hand over his mouth. "Can't be too loud!!"

"I'll just put this in the VCR." Rinoa said popping the tape in. "Quistis you get the popcorn while the commercials are going." Quistis did as she was told. She put the bag in a conveniently placed microwave by the once Mr. Tinkerbell but recently renamed Sammy cage.

"I don't want to watch this!" Squall complained.

"But it your favorite movie!" Rinoa said. "Besides, I like it." This time it was him that looked at her in disgust. Squall made several attempts to fall asleep during the movie, but every time he succeeded Rinoa always threw popcorn at him. So not only was he forced to stay awake through the movie, but he actually had to watch it as well.

How long has this stupid thing been on? He asked himself after it seemed like an eternity, this is so stupid. So what if the girl dies? It doesn't concern us. So why are they crying? He looked over at Rinoa and Quistis, their faces that was so neatly done with makeup a few hours ago, had long lines of mascara running down their cheeks, and were fighting for the Kleenex box.

"Here! Hit Wheezer!" one of the old women on the TV said. The two girls, who were still bawling started to try and laugh.

"God! This is the stupidest movie!" he groaned as he leaned against the bed.

"How can you be so emotionless?!" Rinoa screamed and threw the remainder of the Kleenexes at him (there weren't many left).

"Can we go to bed now?" he asked.

"It's only 2:30," Quistis read off the clock. Great, what do we get to do now? He asked himself sarcastically.

"Girl talk!" Rinoa exclaimed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Squall's cries rang out through the halls of the Garden.

"Well, personally I think Seifer is pretty hot." Quistis blushed.

"Make the voices stop!" Squall jumped up and ran around the room. Rinoa grabbed him by the back of his pajama pant legs and shoved him on the ground.

"Seifer? Yeah, I went out with him for awhile. He can be really sweet…" Rinoa winked.

Squall looked evilly at her, the started again in his frantic attempt to flee the conversation. But his diabolical plan to flee was demolished when Quistis asked, "So how's it goin' with you and Irvine?"

"Yeah, you two are still going out right?"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

*'Squall's Slumber Pah-tay!*

So what if Laguna couldn't come, I mean after all I did call him at midnight. He sounded like he really wanted to come. It was just too late of notice. That's right. I can entertain myself! Eagerly, she stood up and raided Squall's bathroom.

"One thing that is tradition when throwing a slumber party…" she explained to both Toodles and Snoogans, "Is makeovers, but does Squall own any makeup? No!" She continued to desperately search his bathroom.

"Ah ha!" she yelled in triumph. An evil smile fell across her face.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Oh oh, what's Selphie up to now? Poor Squall, (wipes tear) we have feminized him! Oh well! We are women hear us roar! GGGRRRRRRR!!! Thanks everyone who reviews us tips! We are going to use them all (and I mean every single one of them) in the next chappy! So we'll see where this one leads! ::::laughs evilly:::::: Keep the reviews coming everyone! Flames and Feedback are appreciated! And so are ideas! Keep the ideas coming as well!