Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men: Evolution or any of it's characters, I also do not own there's a hair in my bucket.
Author's Note: This is my first X-Men: Evolution fanfic so please be gentle in your reviews. I don't think Kitty would ever do/say/sing anything like this. She is a very intelligent girl and one of my fave characters. This song is more about her valley girl persona. I don't know if Logan would ever do/say/sing anything like this. I really don't think he would sing at all. Please don't question the validation of this fic, and I don't actually know whose hair it is.
*Action*
Name: Talking
Name: Singing
Note : After the music stops there is no more singing.
Enjoy
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Kitty has just settled to have her lunch of fresh gourmet avocado rolls but something is amiss….
*Kitty looks at sushi and gasps…. * "There's a hair in my sushi!"
*Music starts, tune of 'There's a hole in my bucket' *
Kitty: There's a hair in my sushi. Like ewww, like ewww. There's a hair in my sushi, like, what should I do?
Logan: Then just pull it out, and quit yer compaining. Pull the hair out and stop yer whinging, half-pint
Kitty: But it's so gross
Logan: Just do it.
Kitty: But what should I like use to get the hair out? It looks kinda blue, maybe it's Kurt's
Logan: Use your hands Kitty or if you're too fussy, then use some tweezers. * looks at hair * and I think it's Jubi's
Kitty: Maybe it is Jubilee's, I can't believe she got her hair in my sushi.
Logan: It could've been somebody from the sushi shop though, some of them have blue hair
Kitty: Since there is like no way that I'm touching that hair, I think I'll use tweezers. But where are they?
Logan: Have ya looked in the bathroom? Because that is where tweezers are at least normally kept
Kitty: Well this isn't a normal house
Logan: Yeah, but I think the tweezers would still be in the bathroom
*Kitty goes upstairs to the bathroom and returns with a pair of tweezers*
Kitty: But Mr. Logan these tweezers are like so dirty, I'm sure that they are covered in germs
Logan: If they are so dirty then why don't ya wash them? If ya have anymore problems go tell them to Jean.
Logan: And if ya keep saying 'like' so much you're gonna get out of time
Kitty: OK, I won't. If you help me get the hair out of my sushi
Logan: Fine, but you shouldn't have to ask all these questions
Kitty: What should I wash it with so that all the germs are gone away and the tweezers are clean?
Logan: Try antiseptic and before you ask me I think there's a bottle in the laundry.
Kitty: Thanks Mr. Logan. You've been a great help
Logan: Just go and get the antiseptic
*Kitty phases through wall and returns with antiseptic*
Kitty: How do I use this stuff please Mr. Logan? I'm getting hungry and I want my sushi
Logan: How am I supposed to know how to use it? Just read the instructions on the label
Kitty: I probably should've thought've that
Logan: Yes you should've
Kitty follows instructions on the antiseptic label and sterilises tweezers.
Kitty: Thankyou so much, now I can finally rid my sushi of that disgusting hair
Logan: It's OK half-pint; if we can stop singing this stupid song, it is so annoying
Kitty: Sure
*Music stops*
Kitty extracts the hair from her sushi using the now sterilised tweezers and chucks it away. Then she picks up the sushi roll and throws it into the bin.
Logan: Why did you do that!
Kitty: It had a hair in it, you honestly didn't, like, think that I was gonna, like, eat that. It is totally gross!
*Logan sighs and walks out of room.*
*Kitty proceeds to eat the rest of her sushi*
THE END
What did ya think? Please let me know. R+R
Kaminarimon