Inu Yasha wakes up panting and sweating. "It was only a dream!" He says
with relief in his voice. He settles back down and tries to sleep, but he
can't help thinking about the dream. "Was it some kind of premonition? Or a
warning? Maybe it was just a stupid dream I should ignore and try to go
back to sleep." He tosses and turns, but its no use. Finally, Inu Yasha
admits to himself what was troubling him. "KAGOME TRADED ME FOR A
GOLDFISH!" Enraged, he picks up a small rock and hits Kagome in the head.
"HEY, WHO'S THROWING ROCKS?" she says rubbing her head. " Maybe it was your
precious goldfish, go back to sleep." Inu Yasha says sarcastically.
The next morning, Kagome is still confused about what happened. "Inu Yasha", she says cautiously. " What were you talking about last night? And why did you hit me with a rock?" Inu Yasha hangs his head. Embarrassed, he tells her about the dream and how it made him feel. He turns to her. Kagome touches Inu Yasha's shoulder and says, "A GOLDFISH? I TRADED YOU FOR A GOLDFISH IN A STUPID DREAM AND YOU HIT ME WITH A ROCK! I OUGHT TO SCREAM 'SIT' UNTIL YOUR NOSE IS FLAT! IN FACT I WILL-SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT...." Kagome screams until she's out of breath.
" Will you guy's keep it down?" grumbles Shippou. " It's barely light out. SHEESH!" Shippou turns over and covers his head. " I had the strangest dream", said Miroku. " Inu Yasha was throwing rocks at goldfish and they had Kagome's voice. Weird, huh?" " Not weird, just stupid!" says Kagome as she stomps off. " What's with her?" says Miroku. Inu Yasha tells Miroku about the dream and the fight he and Kagome had. " So, You were castrated? Even for a dog, its hard to be separated from the one you love." Snickers Miroku. Shippou sits up and looks at Inu Yasha. " What's castrated?" Miroku whispers into Shippou's ear. Suddenly, he turns red and grabs his groin. " You mean they cut off your...." " Yeah, then they shocked me, and then I got squashed. Then Kagome traded me for a goldfish, can you believe it?" " But, they cut off your." Shippou grimaces. "OH MY, I'd hit her in the head, too! I mean, how did you use the bathroom? Did you sit down?" Miroku can't hold in the laughter anymore. He busts out and rolls on the ground. "I don't see what's so funny about having your, uh, tallywhacker cut off." Says Shippou. "TALLYWHACKER!" screams Miroku. "OH MY ACHING SIDES, HARHARRHEEEEE!"
"What's so funny?" Kagome says as she returns from the river. "TALLYWHACKER! BWHAAHAAHAAHAA!" screams Miroku. Kagome looks puzzled. "I told them about the dream I had", Sighs Inu Yasha. " Yeah, and you cut off his tallywhacker!" Yells Shippou. " Tallywhacker?" blushes Kagome.
After breakfast, the crew heads off in search of jewel shards. Inu Yasha and Kagome haven't spoken for hours, but they exchange looks every now and then. Miroku, however, won't stop snickering. Shippou just walks along with a far off look and shudders. Suddenly, Kagome stops and turns to Inu Yasha. "Look, if you were stupid enough to turn yourself into a dog, why would you be mad at me for trying to get a smarter pet?" "It's not just that, you let your mom and grandpa castrate me!" Shippou cringes at the word 'castrate'. "How can you miss something you don't even have?" screams Kagome. Miroku and Shippou stares at Kagome, who's blushing by now. "Inu Yasha?" asks Miroku. " Is there something you haven't told us?" Inu Yasha looks at the ground. He can't believe Kagome told his secret. She promised that she'd never tell. He looks at Kagome, who is deeply sorry for what she has done. "Well," says Inu Yasha. " There's no use in hiding it now, I'm a Woman!" Shippou and Miroku gasp. "I know you thought I was a man, and that's what I wanted everyone to think. You see, Sessy-chan, my brother, was always teasing me. Saying that I would never amount to anything. So, I set out to be a better man than he is." "You managed that, he's gay!" says Miroku. "Well," says Inu Yasha. " I got so good at it I just didn't stop. Now you know." Miroku walks up to Inu Yasha and hugs him, uh, her. As he holds her, he lets his hand slide down. Inu Yasha slaps him and says, " I'm not that kind of girl!" "I didn't think you were any kind of girl." Says Shippou. "But, what I don't understand is why Kagome hangs around you so much? I mean, are you a lesbian?" says Miroku. "Well, I sort of have a confession, too. I 'm a guy. I just like to dress in woman's clothes." Miroku passes out at the news. When he comes to, he spits and wipes his mouth on his sleeve. " I CAN'T BELIEVE I KISSED YOU. YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING." He says as he spits again. " OK, Inu Yasha's a woman, right?" asks Shippou. "Right." " And Kagome's a man, right?" "Right." " So, what are you, Miroku, a sheep?" Miroku flicks him on the head.
So, with their secrets finally out, Kagome and Inu Yasha can finally be themselves. Inu Yasha pulls out his old makeup case and sets to work. In a few minutes, she's all made up. She puts on her brother's best dress, earrings, and high heels. " Well, what do you think?" says Inu Yasha. " I think you look gay, like your brother." Says Shippou. " I'M A GIRL, REMEMBER?" " Oh, in that case, you look OK." " OK," says Miroku. " You look marvelous!" He takes Inu Yasha in his arms and gives her a big, tongue kiss. "HEY," Yells Kagome. "THAT'S MY GIRL!" He pulls Miroku off Inu Yasha and decks him. " Are you alright, my sweet?" asks Kagome. " THAT'S IT, I'M OUTTA HERE!" Yells Shippou. " Me, too!" says Miroku. They leave Inu Yasha and Kagome in each other's arms. " Well, what do we do now?" asks Shippou as they walk along. " I don't know. But I've gotta go. I'll be right back." Miroku disappears into the bushes. Shippou hears what sounds like Miroku screaming. He burst into the bush to find Miroku standing on a stump, holding the edge of his robe to his face. "A MOUSE, A MOUSE! CHASE IT AWAY!" Then Shippou sees something he really wishes he hadn't seen. " YOU'RE, YOU'RE A, A, A GIRL!" Shippou says as he faints.
The next morning, Kagome is still confused about what happened. "Inu Yasha", she says cautiously. " What were you talking about last night? And why did you hit me with a rock?" Inu Yasha hangs his head. Embarrassed, he tells her about the dream and how it made him feel. He turns to her. Kagome touches Inu Yasha's shoulder and says, "A GOLDFISH? I TRADED YOU FOR A GOLDFISH IN A STUPID DREAM AND YOU HIT ME WITH A ROCK! I OUGHT TO SCREAM 'SIT' UNTIL YOUR NOSE IS FLAT! IN FACT I WILL-SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT...." Kagome screams until she's out of breath.
" Will you guy's keep it down?" grumbles Shippou. " It's barely light out. SHEESH!" Shippou turns over and covers his head. " I had the strangest dream", said Miroku. " Inu Yasha was throwing rocks at goldfish and they had Kagome's voice. Weird, huh?" " Not weird, just stupid!" says Kagome as she stomps off. " What's with her?" says Miroku. Inu Yasha tells Miroku about the dream and the fight he and Kagome had. " So, You were castrated? Even for a dog, its hard to be separated from the one you love." Snickers Miroku. Shippou sits up and looks at Inu Yasha. " What's castrated?" Miroku whispers into Shippou's ear. Suddenly, he turns red and grabs his groin. " You mean they cut off your...." " Yeah, then they shocked me, and then I got squashed. Then Kagome traded me for a goldfish, can you believe it?" " But, they cut off your." Shippou grimaces. "OH MY, I'd hit her in the head, too! I mean, how did you use the bathroom? Did you sit down?" Miroku can't hold in the laughter anymore. He busts out and rolls on the ground. "I don't see what's so funny about having your, uh, tallywhacker cut off." Says Shippou. "TALLYWHACKER!" screams Miroku. "OH MY ACHING SIDES, HARHARRHEEEEE!"
"What's so funny?" Kagome says as she returns from the river. "TALLYWHACKER! BWHAAHAAHAAHAA!" screams Miroku. Kagome looks puzzled. "I told them about the dream I had", Sighs Inu Yasha. " Yeah, and you cut off his tallywhacker!" Yells Shippou. " Tallywhacker?" blushes Kagome.
After breakfast, the crew heads off in search of jewel shards. Inu Yasha and Kagome haven't spoken for hours, but they exchange looks every now and then. Miroku, however, won't stop snickering. Shippou just walks along with a far off look and shudders. Suddenly, Kagome stops and turns to Inu Yasha. "Look, if you were stupid enough to turn yourself into a dog, why would you be mad at me for trying to get a smarter pet?" "It's not just that, you let your mom and grandpa castrate me!" Shippou cringes at the word 'castrate'. "How can you miss something you don't even have?" screams Kagome. Miroku and Shippou stares at Kagome, who's blushing by now. "Inu Yasha?" asks Miroku. " Is there something you haven't told us?" Inu Yasha looks at the ground. He can't believe Kagome told his secret. She promised that she'd never tell. He looks at Kagome, who is deeply sorry for what she has done. "Well," says Inu Yasha. " There's no use in hiding it now, I'm a Woman!" Shippou and Miroku gasp. "I know you thought I was a man, and that's what I wanted everyone to think. You see, Sessy-chan, my brother, was always teasing me. Saying that I would never amount to anything. So, I set out to be a better man than he is." "You managed that, he's gay!" says Miroku. "Well," says Inu Yasha. " I got so good at it I just didn't stop. Now you know." Miroku walks up to Inu Yasha and hugs him, uh, her. As he holds her, he lets his hand slide down. Inu Yasha slaps him and says, " I'm not that kind of girl!" "I didn't think you were any kind of girl." Says Shippou. "But, what I don't understand is why Kagome hangs around you so much? I mean, are you a lesbian?" says Miroku. "Well, I sort of have a confession, too. I 'm a guy. I just like to dress in woman's clothes." Miroku passes out at the news. When he comes to, he spits and wipes his mouth on his sleeve. " I CAN'T BELIEVE I KISSED YOU. YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING." He says as he spits again. " OK, Inu Yasha's a woman, right?" asks Shippou. "Right." " And Kagome's a man, right?" "Right." " So, what are you, Miroku, a sheep?" Miroku flicks him on the head.
So, with their secrets finally out, Kagome and Inu Yasha can finally be themselves. Inu Yasha pulls out his old makeup case and sets to work. In a few minutes, she's all made up. She puts on her brother's best dress, earrings, and high heels. " Well, what do you think?" says Inu Yasha. " I think you look gay, like your brother." Says Shippou. " I'M A GIRL, REMEMBER?" " Oh, in that case, you look OK." " OK," says Miroku. " You look marvelous!" He takes Inu Yasha in his arms and gives her a big, tongue kiss. "HEY," Yells Kagome. "THAT'S MY GIRL!" He pulls Miroku off Inu Yasha and decks him. " Are you alright, my sweet?" asks Kagome. " THAT'S IT, I'M OUTTA HERE!" Yells Shippou. " Me, too!" says Miroku. They leave Inu Yasha and Kagome in each other's arms. " Well, what do we do now?" asks Shippou as they walk along. " I don't know. But I've gotta go. I'll be right back." Miroku disappears into the bushes. Shippou hears what sounds like Miroku screaming. He burst into the bush to find Miroku standing on a stump, holding the edge of his robe to his face. "A MOUSE, A MOUSE! CHASE IT AWAY!" Then Shippou sees something he really wishes he hadn't seen. " YOU'RE, YOU'RE A, A, A GIRL!" Shippou says as he faints.