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Chapter 3: But What About Mickey?!
(Back in the ballroom, the heroes are putting a valiant struggle against the villains. Now, Captain Hook and his pirates are storming the castle)
Goofy: (trying to fight off the pirates) Ahyuck, this isn't looking good for me.
Random Pirate: You can say that again.
Goofy: Okay. Ahyuck, this isn't looking good for me.
Random Pirate: Ah, shut your piehole.
(Ursula had caught Aurora in her tentacles and Nala is trying to free her)
Aurora: Help! Help!
Nala: (frantically clawing at her tentacles)
Ursula: You fool! You can't stop me! I am invincible! Muah hahahahahaha!
Nala: We'll see about that! (Goes for her throat)
(Jafar and Kuzco are still fighting. Well, Jafar's fighting. Kuzco's running.)
Jafar: (shoots a ball of fire at Kuzco) Come back and fight!!
Kuzco: Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs away and screams like a girl scout getting mugged)
Mim: (runs up the stairs) Oh, dear. What am I gonna say? What am I gonna do? (runs to Jafar and whispers something in his ear)
Jafar: Mim, can't you see I'm............YOU WHAT!
Mim: Not my fault.
Jafar: (sigh) Come, we're leaving. (he disappears)
Ursula: Huh? (Sees Jafar leave and disappears, dropping Aurora on her head)
Aurora: (massages head) Ouch...
(the Pirates jump out of the hole they put in the wall and row away on the ship)
Goofy: Alright guys! We did it! We beat the villains!
Everyone: Yay!
Donald: Uh, Goofy, I wouldn't really count that as beating them.........
Goofy: Well, they all left, didn't they?
Meg: Something's not right..
Timon: Uh, earth to everyone, we still have a problem here... (Points to the princesses on the ground)
Donald: Oh yeah...I forgot about them......
(Everyone gasps)
Donald: Just kidding!
(Sigh of relief)
Merlin: (steps up from the crowd) I believe I can be of some assistance here.
Simba: Hey, where were you during the battle?
Kuzco: Yeah, you coulda helped me when that "all powerful sorcerer" guy was tanning my hide!
Merlin: I was here.........
Donald: Sure.....
Timon: Look, am I the only one who cares that my fiancée is unconscious?!
Simba: Yeah, and my daughter.
Sultan: And MY daughter.
Eric: And my wife.
Goofy: And the Queen!
Merlin: Okay, okay, I know! Speaking of the queen, would you be so kind, Goofy, as to go and get Mickey from the wine cellar?
Goofy: Sure- Wait a minute...........how do you know where King Mickey is?
Merlin: Because I have magic powers. I know everything.
Goofy: Riiiight..........Ahyuck! Okay! (runs off)
Merlin: Now, about the princesses......
Daisy: Yes, what's wrong with them?
Merlin: I was getting to that.......
Daisy: Oh, sorry....
Merlin: Now I have a guess as to why they are passes out, but I need to be sure. (walks over to Cinderella and waves his staff over her) Just as I suspected.........the Spell of Sleeping Death!
(everyone gasps)
Beast: (runs over to Belle) No! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Timon: Are-are they gonna be okay?
Merlin: Well, the cure is true love's first kiss.....
Simba: (pads over to Kiara and nudges her) Are you sure that's the only way?
Merlin: Well.........that's the preferred way. I really don't like taking shortcuts, but......this is a special occasion. (waves his staff) Higgitus Figgitus!
(the princesses awake)
Timon: Tatiana! (hugs her)
Tatiana: What happened?
Timon: I don't really know....
Beast: Belle, y-you're okay.
Belle: Of course I am. (smiles)
(similar scenes appear all over the ballroom)
Cinderella: (yawn) Whoo! I feel refreshed! I feel like I've been asleep for ages. What happened?
Merlin: I'm still not quite sure, but I'm guessing it all goes back to.........(the apple cobbler glows green)
Cinderella: I knew it! That old crone was evil!
Meg: (sighs and massages her forehead) Princesses.
Minnie: Where's Mickey?
Donald: He's been hiding in the wine cellar. Don't worry, Goofy's gone to get him.....
(in the wine cellar)
Goofy: Ahyuk! Mickey! Mickey! It's me, Goofy! Mickey? Gawrsh, where did he go? (sees the sheet of paper on the floor) Ahyuk, what's that? (picks it up and reads it) Uh oh.
(Goofy runs back to the ballroom)
Goofy: Everybody! Mickey's been mousenapped!
(everyone gasps (again..............))
Minnie: (faints)
Chapter 3: But What About Mickey?!
(Back in the ballroom, the heroes are putting a valiant struggle against the villains. Now, Captain Hook and his pirates are storming the castle)
Goofy: (trying to fight off the pirates) Ahyuck, this isn't looking good for me.
Random Pirate: You can say that again.
Goofy: Okay. Ahyuck, this isn't looking good for me.
Random Pirate: Ah, shut your piehole.
(Ursula had caught Aurora in her tentacles and Nala is trying to free her)
Aurora: Help! Help!
Nala: (frantically clawing at her tentacles)
Ursula: You fool! You can't stop me! I am invincible! Muah hahahahahaha!
Nala: We'll see about that! (Goes for her throat)
(Jafar and Kuzco are still fighting. Well, Jafar's fighting. Kuzco's running.)
Jafar: (shoots a ball of fire at Kuzco) Come back and fight!!
Kuzco: Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs away and screams like a girl scout getting mugged)
Mim: (runs up the stairs) Oh, dear. What am I gonna say? What am I gonna do? (runs to Jafar and whispers something in his ear)
Jafar: Mim, can't you see I'm............YOU WHAT!
Mim: Not my fault.
Jafar: (sigh) Come, we're leaving. (he disappears)
Ursula: Huh? (Sees Jafar leave and disappears, dropping Aurora on her head)
Aurora: (massages head) Ouch...
(the Pirates jump out of the hole they put in the wall and row away on the ship)
Goofy: Alright guys! We did it! We beat the villains!
Everyone: Yay!
Donald: Uh, Goofy, I wouldn't really count that as beating them.........
Goofy: Well, they all left, didn't they?
Meg: Something's not right..
Timon: Uh, earth to everyone, we still have a problem here... (Points to the princesses on the ground)
Donald: Oh yeah...I forgot about them......
(Everyone gasps)
Donald: Just kidding!
(Sigh of relief)
Merlin: (steps up from the crowd) I believe I can be of some assistance here.
Simba: Hey, where were you during the battle?
Kuzco: Yeah, you coulda helped me when that "all powerful sorcerer" guy was tanning my hide!
Merlin: I was here.........
Donald: Sure.....
Timon: Look, am I the only one who cares that my fiancée is unconscious?!
Simba: Yeah, and my daughter.
Sultan: And MY daughter.
Eric: And my wife.
Goofy: And the Queen!
Merlin: Okay, okay, I know! Speaking of the queen, would you be so kind, Goofy, as to go and get Mickey from the wine cellar?
Goofy: Sure- Wait a minute...........how do you know where King Mickey is?
Merlin: Because I have magic powers. I know everything.
Goofy: Riiiight..........Ahyuck! Okay! (runs off)
Merlin: Now, about the princesses......
Daisy: Yes, what's wrong with them?
Merlin: I was getting to that.......
Daisy: Oh, sorry....
Merlin: Now I have a guess as to why they are passes out, but I need to be sure. (walks over to Cinderella and waves his staff over her) Just as I suspected.........the Spell of Sleeping Death!
(everyone gasps)
Beast: (runs over to Belle) No! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Timon: Are-are they gonna be okay?
Merlin: Well, the cure is true love's first kiss.....
Simba: (pads over to Kiara and nudges her) Are you sure that's the only way?
Merlin: Well.........that's the preferred way. I really don't like taking shortcuts, but......this is a special occasion. (waves his staff) Higgitus Figgitus!
(the princesses awake)
Timon: Tatiana! (hugs her)
Tatiana: What happened?
Timon: I don't really know....
Beast: Belle, y-you're okay.
Belle: Of course I am. (smiles)
(similar scenes appear all over the ballroom)
Cinderella: (yawn) Whoo! I feel refreshed! I feel like I've been asleep for ages. What happened?
Merlin: I'm still not quite sure, but I'm guessing it all goes back to.........(the apple cobbler glows green)
Cinderella: I knew it! That old crone was evil!
Meg: (sighs and massages her forehead) Princesses.
Minnie: Where's Mickey?
Donald: He's been hiding in the wine cellar. Don't worry, Goofy's gone to get him.....
(in the wine cellar)
Goofy: Ahyuk! Mickey! Mickey! It's me, Goofy! Mickey? Gawrsh, where did he go? (sees the sheet of paper on the floor) Ahyuk, what's that? (picks it up and reads it) Uh oh.
(Goofy runs back to the ballroom)
Goofy: Everybody! Mickey's been mousenapped!
(everyone gasps (again..............))
Minnie: (faints)