A/n: I own nothing! Sue me and I'll win! (evil laughter)
Chapter 4: Evil People and Troublesome Tabloids!
Basil: Hey, look, it's the readers! Long time no see! Not really, it was a pretty short chapter. Anyway, as you have seen, living in the Fantasmic Kingdom is not all fun and games. Evil runs amuck, and they're always up to something as seen here........
(we see the villains congregated in the Underworld. They are all standing in complete silence as Maleficent paces back in forth)
Maleficent: (Paces) So, what do have to say for yourselves.
Jafar: Ask Mim, it was her responsibility to nab the mouse.
Frollo: Now, now Jafar. Let's not point fingers.
Mim: Yeah. Anyway, it's not my fault.
Jafar: Liar! If youd've moved a little quicker, youd've seen who took him, and you could've stopped them!
Mim: Shut up!
Jafar: Make me!
Scar: What I don't understand is how someone else took him if WE'RE the only villains in this place?
Cruella: Maybe nobody took him, maybe he staged his own disappearance!
Ursula: Don't be ridiculous! He's a hero, they're not that smart.
Maleficent: SILENCE! You embarrass me to no end! All you had to do was kidnap the mouse and kill the princesses! Is that too much to ask?!
(all of the villains look at their shoes, ashamed)
Oogie Boogie: Sorry, ma'am.
Wicked Queen: (stepping out of the shadows, still in her old crone form) Well, look here Miss Diva. I did my part. I convinced the dimwitted princess to take the poisoned apple cobbler, and at midnight the princesses were all out cold!
Hook: And I blasted a hole in the wall!
Maleficent: Perhaps, but look at this! (an image appears in the middle of the room showing the princesses awake and the gaping hole in the wall resealed).
WQ and Hook: WHAT?!
Mim: It's all Merlin's doings!
Hades: Look here, Mal, can I call ya Mal?
Maleficent: NO!
Hades: Anyway, no need to get your little horned head worked up over nothing. Remember, as long as you're on my side, you've got all the powers osf darkness at your disposal.
Malefient: Don't be an idiot! I had them to begin with!
Hades: Yeah, whatever. Believe watcha want. Anyway, I'm a god, and I can find Mickey for ya and snatch his soul to add to my personal collection. Then this whole kingdom thing'll be yours. Whaddaya say?
Maleficent: Fine. Alright, I have an assignment for all of you. Find Mickey, bring him to me, and stop those wretched heroes from getting to him first!
(meanwhile, in the Toontown Tattler Publication office)
Clarabelle: Ruined! My whole career is ruined! The story of the century could have been all mine and I left 5 minutes before it happened. (sobs)
Iago: (hands her a tissue)
Clarabelle: Thanks you.
Iago: Anytime.
Clarabelle: (blows her nose really obnoxiously) And what do I have for the next issue people are gonna care about? Nothing! That's right, nothing.... besides a drunk elephant!
Iago: Hey, that'll bring some revenue.
Clarabelle: (sobs again) Might as well shut down now!
Iago: Hey, don't be so glum. (sings) Grey skies are gonna clear up, put on a-
Clarabelle: (strangles him)
Iago: STOP! (she lets go) Thank you.
Clarabelle: Anytime. (sigh) What to do, what to do?
Iago: Easy. Cover Mickey's disappearance of course!
Clarabelle: But how, HOW?!
Iago: (scratches his chin) Well, we could follow the search party.....
Clarabelle: Yes, yes! Brilliant! BRILLIANT! On location from the search for Mickey Mouse! Brought to you by Clarabelle Cow! I'm a genius!
Iag: Hey, it was MY idea thank you!
Clarabelle: That's nice Iago dear. I can just see the money rollin in now. Muah hahahahaha! Let's go!!!
Iago: But they don't have a search party yet!
Clarabelle: Who cares! We've got a story! (runs out the door with her camera and notepad)
Iago: Wait for me!!!!! (flies after her)
Chapter 4: Evil People and Troublesome Tabloids!
Basil: Hey, look, it's the readers! Long time no see! Not really, it was a pretty short chapter. Anyway, as you have seen, living in the Fantasmic Kingdom is not all fun and games. Evil runs amuck, and they're always up to something as seen here........
(we see the villains congregated in the Underworld. They are all standing in complete silence as Maleficent paces back in forth)
Maleficent: (Paces) So, what do have to say for yourselves.
Jafar: Ask Mim, it was her responsibility to nab the mouse.
Frollo: Now, now Jafar. Let's not point fingers.
Mim: Yeah. Anyway, it's not my fault.
Jafar: Liar! If youd've moved a little quicker, youd've seen who took him, and you could've stopped them!
Mim: Shut up!
Jafar: Make me!
Scar: What I don't understand is how someone else took him if WE'RE the only villains in this place?
Cruella: Maybe nobody took him, maybe he staged his own disappearance!
Ursula: Don't be ridiculous! He's a hero, they're not that smart.
Maleficent: SILENCE! You embarrass me to no end! All you had to do was kidnap the mouse and kill the princesses! Is that too much to ask?!
(all of the villains look at their shoes, ashamed)
Oogie Boogie: Sorry, ma'am.
Wicked Queen: (stepping out of the shadows, still in her old crone form) Well, look here Miss Diva. I did my part. I convinced the dimwitted princess to take the poisoned apple cobbler, and at midnight the princesses were all out cold!
Hook: And I blasted a hole in the wall!
Maleficent: Perhaps, but look at this! (an image appears in the middle of the room showing the princesses awake and the gaping hole in the wall resealed).
WQ and Hook: WHAT?!
Mim: It's all Merlin's doings!
Hades: Look here, Mal, can I call ya Mal?
Maleficent: NO!
Hades: Anyway, no need to get your little horned head worked up over nothing. Remember, as long as you're on my side, you've got all the powers osf darkness at your disposal.
Malefient: Don't be an idiot! I had them to begin with!
Hades: Yeah, whatever. Believe watcha want. Anyway, I'm a god, and I can find Mickey for ya and snatch his soul to add to my personal collection. Then this whole kingdom thing'll be yours. Whaddaya say?
Maleficent: Fine. Alright, I have an assignment for all of you. Find Mickey, bring him to me, and stop those wretched heroes from getting to him first!
(meanwhile, in the Toontown Tattler Publication office)
Clarabelle: Ruined! My whole career is ruined! The story of the century could have been all mine and I left 5 minutes before it happened. (sobs)
Iago: (hands her a tissue)
Clarabelle: Thanks you.
Iago: Anytime.
Clarabelle: (blows her nose really obnoxiously) And what do I have for the next issue people are gonna care about? Nothing! That's right, nothing.... besides a drunk elephant!
Iago: Hey, that'll bring some revenue.
Clarabelle: (sobs again) Might as well shut down now!
Iago: Hey, don't be so glum. (sings) Grey skies are gonna clear up, put on a-
Clarabelle: (strangles him)
Iago: STOP! (she lets go) Thank you.
Clarabelle: Anytime. (sigh) What to do, what to do?
Iago: Easy. Cover Mickey's disappearance of course!
Clarabelle: But how, HOW?!
Iago: (scratches his chin) Well, we could follow the search party.....
Clarabelle: Yes, yes! Brilliant! BRILLIANT! On location from the search for Mickey Mouse! Brought to you by Clarabelle Cow! I'm a genius!
Iag: Hey, it was MY idea thank you!
Clarabelle: That's nice Iago dear. I can just see the money rollin in now. Muah hahahahaha! Let's go!!!
Iago: But they don't have a search party yet!
Clarabelle: Who cares! We've got a story! (runs out the door with her camera and notepad)
Iago: Wait for me!!!!! (flies after her)