A/n: Disclaimer: I don't own Disney, Avon, or plotholes. Have a nice day.
WARNING: If you do feel offended by cruelty towards princesses, I suggest
you skip the first part! (or the whole story....)
Chapter 7: Wonderboys and Rabbit Holes
(meanwhile in the castle......)
Minnie: Oooooo....I'm worried about Mickey. I hope he's all right......
Daisy: Listen, stop worrying. Merlin knows what he's doing.
Cinderella: Yeah. Gosh, it's been 15 minutes since I did my hair. I think I'll do it again! (runs off and gets the royal hair person to do it)
Daisy: Well, so much for her. Stupid, shallow princesses.
Minnie: Hey, watch it. Cinderella's a nice person. Even though she is a bit shallow and self-conscious. At least her voice doesn't sound like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Daisy: True.....
(Snow White is outside singing)
Daisy: Speaking of which......... (throws a rock out the window and it hits Snow White on the head) Keep it down out there!
Snow White: (runs home crying)
(knock on the throne room door)
Minnie: Who is it?
Voice from outside: The Avon Lady.....
Minnie: Ooooo.....come in!
(Maleficent and Hades walk in)
Minnie: (gasps) You're not the Avon Lady! You're-
Maleficent: Yes, I know who I am.
Daisy: (marches up to Maleficent) What have you done with Mickey?!
Maleficent: Hades, subdue her!
Hades: (rather unenthusiastically) Yes oh mighty evil one. (points at Daisy and she passes out on the floor)
Minnie: (gasps) I don't know how you got past the guards or even why you're here, but go away!
Hades: Eh, sorry....don't believe you'll be getting rid of us that easily mousie babe.
Minnie: What did you do with Mickey?
Maleficent: (trying to avoid the fact that she didn't take him) That's for me to know and you to find out.
Hades: So, anyway, more to the point. We're here to demand that you surrender your little kingdom thingee to us and we'll return lover boy to you unscathed.
Minnie: (gasp) Never!
Hades: Wrong answer!
Maleficent: Now, now Hades. Give her majesty some time to think things over. The events that have recently occurred are quite overwhelming......
Minnie: Leave! Go away!
Maleficent: Very well. We will leave for now. But be warned, we shall return. Come Hades.
Hades: (muttering) Nobody treats the lord of all that is evil like a pet rock.
Maleficent: What did you say Hades?
Hades: I said coming oh powerful mistress of evil.
(they leave)
Minnie: (is scared)
(meanwhile on the streets of Toontown....)
(toons are going about everyday business, but all are deeply affected by Mickey's mousenapping)
Roger: Gone! Gone! Mickey's gone! We're all gonna die.
Eilonwy: There, there Roger dear. Everything's going to be al right. (pats him on the head)
Meg: Yeah, right. I bet Hades is already doing a victory dance......
(a strange light is seen in the sky)
Bianca: It's a bird!
Huey: It's a plane!
Mortimer Mouse: It's superman!
Kuzco: Yeah, or not.....
Scrooge: Hey, I thought you were supposed to be in Agrabah trying to win the love of fair Princess Jasmine.
Kuzco: (notices the plothole) Whoops............ (leaves)
(anyway, the light reveals itself to be.....)
Meg: Wonderboy! Is it really you?!
Hercules: Meg! (they embrace)
Roger: Aww.......Kodak moment.......
(okay, enough of that nonsense. Let's join our heroes on their quest)
Merlin: Well, it appears we've found the quiet field. Now for the rabbit.
Alice: He's around here somewhere....
Basil: You seem to be quite knowledgeable in this area.
Alice: Sadly yes.........
Donald: Well, where is he?
White Rabbit: (runs by) I'm Late! I'm Late for a very important date! No time to say hello, goodbye, I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!
Alice: (sigh) That's him.
(the rabbit runs into a rabbit hole)
Basil: Odd. Never seen a rabbit in a trenchcoat and a pocketwatch.
Goofy: Gawrsh, I haven't either.
Alice: (sigh) I have.
Donald: You tend to sigh alot.
Merlin: Okay, let's stay on task! Follow that rabbit!
(they run to the rabbithole)
Basil: So do we just.........go in?
Alice: Yes. (sobs) Oh no, no! You can't make me go back! I won't! I won't!
Merlin: Well, we must I'm afraid. Bottoms up! (dives in)
Basil: Me next! (jumps in)
Goofy: Woohoo (jumps in)
Alice: (in between sobs) No!
Donald: Ah suck it up. (pushes her in and then jumps in after her)
(the party is falling down a looooooooooong seemingly endless rabbit hole)
Basil: (to Alice) So, does this thing ever end?
Alice: Sadly.
(they keep falling)
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: Hope the Snow White rock thing wasn't too cruel..
Chapter 7: Wonderboys and Rabbit Holes
(meanwhile in the castle......)
Minnie: Oooooo....I'm worried about Mickey. I hope he's all right......
Daisy: Listen, stop worrying. Merlin knows what he's doing.
Cinderella: Yeah. Gosh, it's been 15 minutes since I did my hair. I think I'll do it again! (runs off and gets the royal hair person to do it)
Daisy: Well, so much for her. Stupid, shallow princesses.
Minnie: Hey, watch it. Cinderella's a nice person. Even though she is a bit shallow and self-conscious. At least her voice doesn't sound like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Daisy: True.....
(Snow White is outside singing)
Daisy: Speaking of which......... (throws a rock out the window and it hits Snow White on the head) Keep it down out there!
Snow White: (runs home crying)
(knock on the throne room door)
Minnie: Who is it?
Voice from outside: The Avon Lady.....
Minnie: Ooooo.....come in!
(Maleficent and Hades walk in)
Minnie: (gasps) You're not the Avon Lady! You're-
Maleficent: Yes, I know who I am.
Daisy: (marches up to Maleficent) What have you done with Mickey?!
Maleficent: Hades, subdue her!
Hades: (rather unenthusiastically) Yes oh mighty evil one. (points at Daisy and she passes out on the floor)
Minnie: (gasps) I don't know how you got past the guards or even why you're here, but go away!
Hades: Eh, sorry....don't believe you'll be getting rid of us that easily mousie babe.
Minnie: What did you do with Mickey?
Maleficent: (trying to avoid the fact that she didn't take him) That's for me to know and you to find out.
Hades: So, anyway, more to the point. We're here to demand that you surrender your little kingdom thingee to us and we'll return lover boy to you unscathed.
Minnie: (gasp) Never!
Hades: Wrong answer!
Maleficent: Now, now Hades. Give her majesty some time to think things over. The events that have recently occurred are quite overwhelming......
Minnie: Leave! Go away!
Maleficent: Very well. We will leave for now. But be warned, we shall return. Come Hades.
Hades: (muttering) Nobody treats the lord of all that is evil like a pet rock.
Maleficent: What did you say Hades?
Hades: I said coming oh powerful mistress of evil.
(they leave)
Minnie: (is scared)
(meanwhile on the streets of Toontown....)
(toons are going about everyday business, but all are deeply affected by Mickey's mousenapping)
Roger: Gone! Gone! Mickey's gone! We're all gonna die.
Eilonwy: There, there Roger dear. Everything's going to be al right. (pats him on the head)
Meg: Yeah, right. I bet Hades is already doing a victory dance......
(a strange light is seen in the sky)
Bianca: It's a bird!
Huey: It's a plane!
Mortimer Mouse: It's superman!
Kuzco: Yeah, or not.....
Scrooge: Hey, I thought you were supposed to be in Agrabah trying to win the love of fair Princess Jasmine.
Kuzco: (notices the plothole) Whoops............ (leaves)
(anyway, the light reveals itself to be.....)
Meg: Wonderboy! Is it really you?!
Hercules: Meg! (they embrace)
Roger: Aww.......Kodak moment.......
(okay, enough of that nonsense. Let's join our heroes on their quest)
Merlin: Well, it appears we've found the quiet field. Now for the rabbit.
Alice: He's around here somewhere....
Basil: You seem to be quite knowledgeable in this area.
Alice: Sadly yes.........
Donald: Well, where is he?
White Rabbit: (runs by) I'm Late! I'm Late for a very important date! No time to say hello, goodbye, I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!
Alice: (sigh) That's him.
(the rabbit runs into a rabbit hole)
Basil: Odd. Never seen a rabbit in a trenchcoat and a pocketwatch.
Goofy: Gawrsh, I haven't either.
Alice: (sigh) I have.
Donald: You tend to sigh alot.
Merlin: Okay, let's stay on task! Follow that rabbit!
(they run to the rabbithole)
Basil: So do we just.........go in?
Alice: Yes. (sobs) Oh no, no! You can't make me go back! I won't! I won't!
Merlin: Well, we must I'm afraid. Bottoms up! (dives in)
Basil: Me next! (jumps in)
Goofy: Woohoo (jumps in)
Alice: (in between sobs) No!
Donald: Ah suck it up. (pushes her in and then jumps in after her)
(the party is falling down a looooooooooong seemingly endless rabbit hole)
Basil: (to Alice) So, does this thing ever end?
Alice: Sadly.
(they keep falling)
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: Hope the Snow White rock thing wasn't too cruel..