A/N: Yes..I've been disclaiming for the last nine chapters so...go back and
read those if you really think I'm Micheal Eisner or something.....
Anyhoo, I took the liberty or pretending the events of Aladdin have not yet happened so I could mutilate the storyline like I've always wanted to! (evil laughter)
(Aladdin fans click on "back" in an angry huff)
Chapter 10: Arabian Niiiiiiiiiiights
(in the seemingly endless desert.....)
Lamp Seller: (singing) Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place Where the caravan camels roam Where they cut off your ear If they don't like your face It's barbaric, but hey, it's home
A/N: Haha take that all you pompous pro-politically correctness people!
(our heroes appear and land on top of him, in turn squishing him and ending his song. **sigh** So much for the prologue..)
Goofy: Whoo! I sure am glad we took the short way!
Donald: Me too! (looks around) Gaw! Look at this place! There's no telling where Mickey is!
Merlin: I'm sure he'll turn up eventually...
Basil: Is anyone else ungodly hot?
Jessica: (giggles) Yes..
(all the guys stare)
Alice: Er....does anyone else notice that she doesn't belong here!
Merlin: Yes..that's nice Alice.
(Jessica is still standing there looking hot, being the lust-object that she is)
Alice: (squeal of frustration) Why must I always be the voice of reason? (she punches all the guys, who are slobbering like mindless animals) SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!!
Merlin: Oh, yes, sorry. (they all come to their senses and massage their poor bruised foreheads)
Jessica: Oh dear, I'm not supposed to be here! (disappears in a puff of logic)
(the little dog laughed to see such a sight, and the dish ran away with the spoon)
Donald: (looks strangely at the utensils running through the barren desert)
Goofy: (runs after them)
Basil: So....where to next?
Merlin: Straight ahead to Agrabah, city of wonder and enchantment!
(they walk through the desert until they come to the bustling city of Agrabah, looming under the spires of the Sultan's palace)
(meanwhile, in Jafar's evil plotting room thingee...)
Jafar: Hmmmm... what could I do to ruin Princess Jasmine's life and take Sultan's job...?
(the doorbell rings)
Jafar: Ooooo..mail call! (runs to the door and opens it)
Hermes: Your mail sir..(hands him a wad of letters)
Jafar: Why thank- wait, why are you-
Hermes: Oh yeah, I'm fillin' in for the other mail dude. Ya know, I AM the messenger god. Well gotta jet, duty calls! (flies away)
Jafar: (gives a puzzled look and shuts the door) Hmm..what do I have today? (shuffles through) Bill, bill, bill, oooo sale at the Evil Deeds Depot! More bills, more bills, bill, bill, bill (comes to a strange looking envelope with an evil looking letter-head) Hmm..
(opens it)
(reading aloud)
Dearest Jafar,
My sources tell me Mickey's captor and the royal search committee are within your city. You know what to do. Fail and I shall have your head served to me on a silver platter with a light caviar garnish. But let's not think about that, shall we?
With Best Regards, Maleficent Oh, and Hades is here too.....
(puts the letter down) Hehe it's time to shine! (runs over to his hourglass and places his fancy ring in it) Oh, Melody! Make me a storm!
Melody: Yes, master.
(she begins to pedal on Iago's old much to small bicycle. It seems that she was hired as Iago's replacement when he left Jafar to go into the tabloid business. Why? Because she's an evil sequel character and deserves to be PUNISHED that's why! **evil laugh**)
(a sufficient storm has brewed)
Jafar: Sands of time, show me Merlin, Donald, Goofy, etc.
(he sees them enter Agrabah)
Jafar: This shall be much too easy! MUAH HA HA HA HA!!!!! Now to go gain the Sultan's trust and take over the kingdom!
(meanwhile, in Agrabah)
Mysterious Shadowy Figure: We have arrived.
Mickey: W-where are we?
MSF: Umm...a place. Do you think I'm gonna tell you!?
Mickey: Please stop yelling at me! (whimpers)
MSF: You frustrate me Mickey Mouse! Sometimes I wonder if you were worth kidnapping. But, the rewards I'll get are endless! (evil laughter)
Mickey: You...you MONSTER!
MSF: (pokes Mickey with a stick and keeps laughing)
A/N: Well, I intended for this to be longer, but a thunderstorm is brewing and I don't want to get electrocuted, so sorry for the briefness. TTFN!
Anyhoo, I took the liberty or pretending the events of Aladdin have not yet happened so I could mutilate the storyline like I've always wanted to! (evil laughter)
(Aladdin fans click on "back" in an angry huff)
Chapter 10: Arabian Niiiiiiiiiiights
(in the seemingly endless desert.....)
Lamp Seller: (singing) Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place Where the caravan camels roam Where they cut off your ear If they don't like your face It's barbaric, but hey, it's home
A/N: Haha take that all you pompous pro-politically correctness people!
(our heroes appear and land on top of him, in turn squishing him and ending his song. **sigh** So much for the prologue..)
Goofy: Whoo! I sure am glad we took the short way!
Donald: Me too! (looks around) Gaw! Look at this place! There's no telling where Mickey is!
Merlin: I'm sure he'll turn up eventually...
Basil: Is anyone else ungodly hot?
Jessica: (giggles) Yes..
(all the guys stare)
Alice: Er....does anyone else notice that she doesn't belong here!
Merlin: Yes..that's nice Alice.
(Jessica is still standing there looking hot, being the lust-object that she is)
Alice: (squeal of frustration) Why must I always be the voice of reason? (she punches all the guys, who are slobbering like mindless animals) SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!!
Merlin: Oh, yes, sorry. (they all come to their senses and massage their poor bruised foreheads)
Jessica: Oh dear, I'm not supposed to be here! (disappears in a puff of logic)
(the little dog laughed to see such a sight, and the dish ran away with the spoon)
Donald: (looks strangely at the utensils running through the barren desert)
Goofy: (runs after them)
Basil: So....where to next?
Merlin: Straight ahead to Agrabah, city of wonder and enchantment!
(they walk through the desert until they come to the bustling city of Agrabah, looming under the spires of the Sultan's palace)
(meanwhile, in Jafar's evil plotting room thingee...)
Jafar: Hmmmm... what could I do to ruin Princess Jasmine's life and take Sultan's job...?
(the doorbell rings)
Jafar: Ooooo..mail call! (runs to the door and opens it)
Hermes: Your mail sir..(hands him a wad of letters)
Jafar: Why thank- wait, why are you-
Hermes: Oh yeah, I'm fillin' in for the other mail dude. Ya know, I AM the messenger god. Well gotta jet, duty calls! (flies away)
Jafar: (gives a puzzled look and shuts the door) Hmm..what do I have today? (shuffles through) Bill, bill, bill, oooo sale at the Evil Deeds Depot! More bills, more bills, bill, bill, bill (comes to a strange looking envelope with an evil looking letter-head) Hmm..
(opens it)
(reading aloud)
Dearest Jafar,
My sources tell me Mickey's captor and the royal search committee are within your city. You know what to do. Fail and I shall have your head served to me on a silver platter with a light caviar garnish. But let's not think about that, shall we?
With Best Regards, Maleficent Oh, and Hades is here too.....
(puts the letter down) Hehe it's time to shine! (runs over to his hourglass and places his fancy ring in it) Oh, Melody! Make me a storm!
Melody: Yes, master.
(she begins to pedal on Iago's old much to small bicycle. It seems that she was hired as Iago's replacement when he left Jafar to go into the tabloid business. Why? Because she's an evil sequel character and deserves to be PUNISHED that's why! **evil laugh**)
(a sufficient storm has brewed)
Jafar: Sands of time, show me Merlin, Donald, Goofy, etc.
(he sees them enter Agrabah)
Jafar: This shall be much too easy! MUAH HA HA HA HA!!!!! Now to go gain the Sultan's trust and take over the kingdom!
(meanwhile, in Agrabah)
Mysterious Shadowy Figure: We have arrived.
Mickey: W-where are we?
MSF: Umm...a place. Do you think I'm gonna tell you!?
Mickey: Please stop yelling at me! (whimpers)
MSF: You frustrate me Mickey Mouse! Sometimes I wonder if you were worth kidnapping. But, the rewards I'll get are endless! (evil laughter)
Mickey: You...you MONSTER!
MSF: (pokes Mickey with a stick and keeps laughing)
A/N: Well, I intended for this to be longer, but a thunderstorm is brewing and I don't want to get electrocuted, so sorry for the briefness. TTFN!