Charmed Macbeth
A/N: Thanks to my three reviewers. I really wasn't expecting anyone to read this let alone review. Kaytee83 I am very sorry that I killed Prue. But I had to get her a little dead to get Phoebe a lot dead. Matilda, yes Piper is Banquo, Paige is Macduff, and the Phoebes are the Macbeths. Wannabpiper, thanks for your review.
Chapter Six
Phoebe stood in the middle of a cavern, beside a boiling cauldron. She threw in some standard ingredients - a toad, a frogs' toe, lizards' leg - nothing exciting.
'Come, high or low: theyself and office deftly show!'
An armed head appeared. 'Phooooeeeeebe! Phooooooeeeebe! Phooooeeeebe! Beware Paige! Beware the black-haired pale faced witch. Dismiss me! Enough!' The head disappeared.
Phoebe laughed. 'Beware Paige? I'm much more powerful than her. Ooh! She's so scary!'
The head reappeared. 'Do not mock me!'
Phoebe quivered. 'Yes, sir.' The head disappeared again.
There was thunder a bloody child appeared. 'Phoooeeebe! Phoooeeebe! Phoooeeebe! Be bloody, bold and resolute. Laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of mortal born shall harm Phoebe!'
Phoebe whooped. 'Woohoo!'
The bloody baby disappeared, and in its place was a crowned child with a tree in his hand. 'Yo. Phoebe. Nothing will harm you until trees move.'
Phoebe sat up in bed. 'Woah. Weird dream. Oh well, guess I'll fixate over it for the rest of this story.'
She snapped her fingers and two grimlocks appeared. 'I want you to kill Paige's family!'
The grimlocks looked startled. 'But - you're her family. Are you sure?'
'Damn.' Phoebe thought. 'OK, then key her car,' she told the grimlocks, who left to do her bidding.
'Heeheehee!' The grimlocks snickered to themselves as they scratched keys across the lime green paint job of Paige's car.
'Look,' said the grimlock Dave. 'See what I wrote.' The other grimlock, Anieka looked and saw 'Paige sux' messily scrawled across the door.
'Woo. Hoo.' Anieka replied. 'I drew a picture of a plant. It's almost as good as Jim Dine's pictures.'
'Yes, but I wrote PAIGE SUX!' yelled Dave. 'You don't get no better car keying than that!'
Paige was applying some bright red lipstick in the bathroom when Cole shimmered in.
'Life in the underworld stinks since Phoebe took over. She's got all the demons playing dress ups - in frilly pink DRESSES!'
'That's great, Cole. How's my car?'
'Just awesome, Paige. Except that Phoebe's keyed it, of course.'
'Nooo! My car!' 'And she killed Prue. Your sister.'
'Nooo! My car!'
'She also killed Piper. Your other sister.'
'Nooo! My car!'
'Hey, let's get together and kill Phoebe.'
'Yes! Kill Phoebe!'
A/N: Thanks to my three reviewers. I really wasn't expecting anyone to read this let alone review. Kaytee83 I am very sorry that I killed Prue. But I had to get her a little dead to get Phoebe a lot dead. Matilda, yes Piper is Banquo, Paige is Macduff, and the Phoebes are the Macbeths. Wannabpiper, thanks for your review.
Chapter Six
Phoebe stood in the middle of a cavern, beside a boiling cauldron. She threw in some standard ingredients - a toad, a frogs' toe, lizards' leg - nothing exciting.
'Come, high or low: theyself and office deftly show!'
An armed head appeared. 'Phooooeeeeebe! Phooooooeeeebe! Phooooeeeebe! Beware Paige! Beware the black-haired pale faced witch. Dismiss me! Enough!' The head disappeared.
Phoebe laughed. 'Beware Paige? I'm much more powerful than her. Ooh! She's so scary!'
The head reappeared. 'Do not mock me!'
Phoebe quivered. 'Yes, sir.' The head disappeared again.
There was thunder a bloody child appeared. 'Phoooeeebe! Phoooeeebe! Phoooeeebe! Be bloody, bold and resolute. Laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of mortal born shall harm Phoebe!'
Phoebe whooped. 'Woohoo!'
The bloody baby disappeared, and in its place was a crowned child with a tree in his hand. 'Yo. Phoebe. Nothing will harm you until trees move.'
Phoebe sat up in bed. 'Woah. Weird dream. Oh well, guess I'll fixate over it for the rest of this story.'
She snapped her fingers and two grimlocks appeared. 'I want you to kill Paige's family!'
The grimlocks looked startled. 'But - you're her family. Are you sure?'
'Damn.' Phoebe thought. 'OK, then key her car,' she told the grimlocks, who left to do her bidding.
'Heeheehee!' The grimlocks snickered to themselves as they scratched keys across the lime green paint job of Paige's car.
'Look,' said the grimlock Dave. 'See what I wrote.' The other grimlock, Anieka looked and saw 'Paige sux' messily scrawled across the door.
'Woo. Hoo.' Anieka replied. 'I drew a picture of a plant. It's almost as good as Jim Dine's pictures.'
'Yes, but I wrote PAIGE SUX!' yelled Dave. 'You don't get no better car keying than that!'
Paige was applying some bright red lipstick in the bathroom when Cole shimmered in.
'Life in the underworld stinks since Phoebe took over. She's got all the demons playing dress ups - in frilly pink DRESSES!'
'That's great, Cole. How's my car?'
'Just awesome, Paige. Except that Phoebe's keyed it, of course.'
'Nooo! My car!' 'And she killed Prue. Your sister.'
'Nooo! My car!'
'She also killed Piper. Your other sister.'
'Nooo! My car!'
'Hey, let's get together and kill Phoebe.'
'Yes! Kill Phoebe!'