Disclaimer: I don't own "Yu-Gi-Oh!" or it's characters except for Cheryl (the girl that looks like Yugi) and Yugi' s mom.

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(Yugi' s Day Without Gel)

Chapter #5:

Part Six:

*Yugi continues digging for the school uniform..*

Yugi: (humming Jingle-Bells) Da-da-daa da-da-daa da-da-da-da-daa--Now, what the h*ll am I humming?!

*After a while..*

Yugi: Ah-hah! Found it! Perfect! It's my size! ..Wait a minute...Oh, dear...

*Yugi realized that Cheryl's, uh, breasts..were big...*

Yugi: Mama Mia! Ugh! What am I saying! I'm going insane!..Hmmmmm......

*After 3 minutes of "brain-storming", Yugi decided to..*

Yugi: O-kay! Step number one; find my bunny slippers.....

*Yugi finds them in his room..Successfully going down and back up the stairs.*

Yugi: Step number two; find the...um......

*Yugi finds what he was looking for under the pile of clothes he dug out-- the bra that he had "found" earlier.*

Yugi: Now! Step number three;...what IS "step number three"?? Hmm..Oh, well...

*He..um...so...he stuffed the bra with the slippers and put on the rest of the costume.*

Yugi (looking in the mirror): Perfect! Wait...Something doesn't look right..Oh...I didn't brush my hair......

*So....Yugi wastes 13 minutes brushing it.....*

Yugi: Oy! I never noticed I had a couple of split-ends! Hmm..where are the scissors..? Ah! Here they are!

*So, he trims of the split-ends which takes up 6 minutes..*

Yugi: There! I'm all set!.....No, I'm not....I gotta practice disguising my voice..

Yugi (in an almost high-pitched voice): Hello.

Yugi: Oh, sh*t! I'll just try not to talk too much! Well! I'm ready to go! (loud gasp) Oh, no! They'll recognise me by my face! There's no way Cheryl has such big fr*cking eyes as me!!!!...Oh! I know! Sunglasses! After all, it IS sunny today!

*So he puts on sunglasses and is off on his way to school...*

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Um...hope you liked it!