This is a spur of the moment thimng I wasn't planning on doing, but liked to do. I hope you like it!
WARNINGS TO YOUR PHYSICAL AND MOSTLY MENTAL HEALTH:Stupidity follows,the charaters may be a little OOC, some WAFF, stupid flirting, Harry bashing, and a little incorrect data. K, you have been warned.
Disclaimer:I don't own Zoids and don't try to. I only wish this would really happen.
You know that green thing on Naomi's head? This is its origin
NAOMI WEARS A WIG
"Strike Laser Claw!"Bit yelled, as his Liger slashed their last opponent.
The judge rambled its regular end-of-battle speech,"Battle over. Battle over. The winners-the Blitz Team!"
"Yeah! All right,"Bit,Leena, Jamie, Brad, and Doc cheered together.
"C'mon back you guys! Great job,"Jamie laughed.
The young warriors went back to the base and put their Zoids in their spots and exited the cockpits.
"Wow, that's our 7th consecutive win! Let's go celebrate!"Doc suggested, flipping a fat wad of cash in his hand.
Leena looked at it and suspiciously asked,"Where did you get that, Dad?"
Her dad turned away, whistling as if he hadn't heard anything. Leena put her face right up against the money and glared at it. Jamie soon joined her in vainly persisting to find out the origin of the money.
Bit and Brad, however, were different stories.
"Who gives a care where he got the money, just so long as he got it?"Bit nonchalantly said.
"I agree,"Brad -get this- agreed.
Leena was about to reply, when everyone's favorite egotistic idiot entered the base.
"Oh,Leena,"he sang,"how are you, my love?"
"Whaddaya want,Harry?"Leena grumbled.
"Tonight's our date, darling,"Harry blinked, as if this were common news.
"WHAT DATE?"The Blitz Team all yelled, except for Doc.
He shuffled his feet and moved the right one in a cricle on the floor.
"Da-ad!"Leena half whined and half growled.
"C'mon Leena. Think of all that money. What a shame it would be to waste it or loose it,"Brad whispered.
Leena, Bit, Brad and Jamie were huddled in a circle discussing the situation. Doc and Harry were popping up in various places trying to hear some tidbits of conversation before they were shoved away.
"Yeah but it's Harry we're talking about,"Leena reminded them.
"No kidding. I wouldn't wish him on any girl," Bit answered.
"I'm not saying we should make Leena go, but Bit, whatever happened to 'who gives a care how he got the money, just so long as he got it?'"Jamie mocked.
Bit gave him a dirty look and went back to looking at the rest of the group. It was a both pleasing and not so pleasing arangement. He was between Brad and Jamie, which was not so bad, except that they had locked arms to keep the persistant Harry and Doc from hearing their conversation. So Bit had his arm around Brad and Jamie's necks. He was looking straight into Leena's angry purple eyes.
"So what are we going to do?"Brad asked.
"You should just go with him,"Bit said.
Sensing Leena start to tighten her grip on Jamie and Brad's necks, Bit quickly added,"But we'll suffer right there with you. It'll be like a group of friends eating together!"
"Who's friends with Harry?" Jamie inquired.
"I guess I can live with that,"Leena sighed.
The group loosened their arms and turned to Harry and Doc.
"Are you ready to go, Harry?"Bit brightly questioned.
"I have always been ready! Since the moment I was born I have been ready!"Harry literally cried.
"Then let's go!"Jamie smiled.
They pushed a confused Harry out to the big car he had waiting.
"W-wait? Why are you all coming?"he asked stupidly.
"Well, we want to make sure you don't pull anything on Leena,"Bit replied.
Brad elbowed him in the ribs and said,"He means, so that you and Leena don't try anything you're too young for."
"That's coming out of your paycheck,Brad,"Leena muttered.
"You really think that would happen?"Harry eagerly inquired.
"No way. No way in Hell! I would never sl-"Leena started, only to be cut off by Harry.
"You really think we would really kiss romantically under the moonlight?"Harry sighed loudly.
By now, they had arrived at a fancy restaraunt, curtosy of Doc driving. They got out and went to be seated.
Doc stretched before sitting down and pointedly ordered,"Leena, Jamie, Bit,Brad, come with me. I have to tell you something."
Harry would have gone too, but we know how stupid he is. Too stupid to get the point.
Meeting by the front doors, out of Harry's earshot, Doc joyfully squealed,"Order as much of anyhting you want! Tonight we feast, all thanks to Harry."
They looked at each other grinning meanly. Doc told their waitress,"Say, young lady. Give our check to that young man there." He pointed to Harry.
The waitress looked and nodded cheekily. Bit, who was good at finding plans to eat and run, told the others,"Before the check comes, I'll get up to go to the bathroom. You all follow and we'll make a break for it in Harry's vehicle."
"Great plan, you theif,"Leena teased.
With that, they went back to Harry. Soon, the waitress brought them the menus; they ordered big, fancy meals. [And I should explain the seating arrangements. It's a circle table and we'll start with Leena. Leena, Bit, Jamie,Brad(when she comes along,Naomi),Doc,and Harry Waiting for the food, they made mundain conversation, and soon, the meals had arrived. As Bit and Leena stuffed their faces, Brad looked to the bar and noticed a spiky, short red hairdo.
"Hey Naomi!"He yelled.
She turned around in surprise and smiled when she saw him. She stood up and swaggered over to them. "Hey Brad. Hey Bit,Jamie, Doc. Hey Leena and Harry. Enjoying your date?"
Leena sent Naomi dagger looks, while Harry nodded feverently, beaming with joy.
"You're welcome to join us,Naomi,"Jamie offered.
"Thanks,"she said, taking a seat next to Brad.
"So,Leena. I'm glad to see you're giving Harry a chance,"Naomi mentioned.
Leena growled, but continued chewing her food.
Dissatisfied,Naomi continued,"I mean, the poor kid deserves a chance. You both were meant for each other."
Leena chewed furiously, but said nothing.
Still antagonizing, Naomi continued,"You're both obnoxious, egotistic, money, power loving people."
Leena chewed harder and faster on the same food she had been from when Naomi arrived. Bit, who was sitting on her right, turned her head in his direction and squeezed her jaw in order to open her mouth. He looked at the food, which was nothing more than wet powder. He closed her mouth and ordered,"Swallow it, Leena."
She did, gulping it down and took another big bite. Still she said nothing.
Brad could tell she was fuming and told Naomi,"Do you like making her mad? She'll fight you again, which is pointless."
Innocently, Naomi turned her head to him and said,"What? I'm just making conversation."
She paused, then giggled,"Invite me to your wedding, okay Leena? Oh, and I can't wait to see your future kids!"
This hit the switch. Leena jumped up, slamming her plate on the table.
"That does it!"She raged.
"What's wrong Leena?"Naomi asked.
Harry, who had been mostly trying to hold Leena's hand(he was sitting on the other side of her)now asked her,"Leena, sweety, she's merely asking to be invited to our wedding. What's so wrong with her trying to wish us the best?"
"Hey, Harry,"Bit whispered,"if she weren't so busy stabbing you with your fork, I'm sure Leena would say,'There is no 'us' Harry! Never was."
"Leena, don't do that to your darling!"Naomi sarcastically laughed.
Angrily, Leena took the fork, looked at it, and smiled. She threw it straight at Naomi's head. It hit that green thing and, -Naomi's whole hair moved off her head-.
Brad pulled back in shock. Leena fell onto her chair, dazed. Unfortunatly for her, the chair had been pushed back and she scraped her back against the front of the deat and hit the floor with a 'thud.' Bit pulled her up, asked if she was alright. Harry would have done it, except he was too busy murmuring,"It can't be."
Jamie's mouth hung open, and Doc's eyes were as big as boiled eggs. Bit hadn't noticed until he turned to see what everyone else was staring at. When he saw, he jumped. He hadn't realized he was still holding Leena's hand, and she crashed onto his lap.
"What are you all looking at?"Naomi demanded angrily, a slight blush appearing on her cheeks.
Leena was the first to recover. "Naomi's got pink hair,"she sniggered.
Bit looked down and started to crack up. "Sorry Naomi, sorry Brad. It is pretty funny,"He laughed.
Jamie was trying to conceal how funny he found the situation, and was succeeding. Doc just sat there, still stunned. Brad wasn't laughing, he was turned away.
Leena managed to stop laughing long enough to mock Naomi like this:"Ooohhh. The big, tough Naomi has wimpy pink hair."
"Shut up, Leena. I wanted red hair because all redheads seem to be mean. Everybody thought I was a wimp as a little girl. Nobody does when I have red hair,"Naomi snapped.
"Naomi, why didn't you just dye your hair red?"Brad asked.
"Well, I didn't want to KILL it,"She answered.
Naomi stroked her pale pink hair. It wasn't bad looking, just different. Her pink hair was a little shorter than the wig's hair, and was falling straight to her shoulders. It had small bangs and made her look a lot kinder than the red hair.
Harry picked up the wig and handed it to Naomi. She thanked him and kept it in her hands. Suddenly, Bit and Leena stopped laughing. It wasn't that funny anymore. Bit breathed for a moment, then saw that Leena half on his lap, part on the floor, and part on her chair. He coughed and they turned a little red. Doc looked at them, a little stressed.
"WHAT have you two been doing over there, besides laughing?"He demanded.
"Nothing Dad! Really,"Leena insisted.
"Yeah Doc! What do you think this is?" Bit wheezed.
"That's fine then,"Doc muttered.
Bit and Leena looked at each other and laughed slightly. Leena got up, reached for her food, and sat down again. Bit looked at the food hungrily, and she held it away, growling,"Get your own food, Bit!"
"Here,"Brad handed Bit his(Bit's) food.
"Thanks."
They finished eating, and the waitress came back with desserts. She gave strange looks to Bit and Leena. She had seen them laughing. Harry was suddenly quiet.
Finally, the waitress came back smiling, "Is that all?"
"Yes, I think so,"Doc sighed, patting his full stomache.
"Okay then. I'll bring the check."
Jamie looked as if he had been wondering something for a while. Finally, he said it.
"Bit, if you were doing nothing, then WHY IS LEENA STILL HALF-SITTING ON YOUR LAP?"
"It's more comfortable this way,"Bit and Leena answered at the same time.
Harry broke down crying and Brad, Naomi, and Doc stared singing,"Bit and Leena, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marrige, then comes baby in the baby carridge."
Embarrased, Bit jumped up, holding Leena by the shoulders. He shouted,"The check!"
All but Harry ran out and jumped in the car. On the way back to the base, Brad whispered in Naomi's ear,"You know, your hair looks good that way."
She looked at him, he grinned; Naomi planted a small kiss on Brad's ear and then they looked at Bit and Leena snoring side by side, fingertips touching.
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THE END! Did you like it? YOU WERE WARNED! YOU KNEW WHAT WAS IN STORE FOR YOU FROM THE BEGINNING! YOU CAN'T SUE ME THEN, SO "HA"
Anywayz,
It was fun to write. Please R+R!
MILANA Pashmina
WARNINGS TO YOUR PHYSICAL AND MOSTLY MENTAL HEALTH:Stupidity follows,the charaters may be a little OOC, some WAFF, stupid flirting, Harry bashing, and a little incorrect data. K, you have been warned.
Disclaimer:I don't own Zoids and don't try to. I only wish this would really happen.
You know that green thing on Naomi's head? This is its origin
NAOMI WEARS A WIG
"Strike Laser Claw!"Bit yelled, as his Liger slashed their last opponent.
The judge rambled its regular end-of-battle speech,"Battle over. Battle over. The winners-the Blitz Team!"
"Yeah! All right,"Bit,Leena, Jamie, Brad, and Doc cheered together.
"C'mon back you guys! Great job,"Jamie laughed.
The young warriors went back to the base and put their Zoids in their spots and exited the cockpits.
"Wow, that's our 7th consecutive win! Let's go celebrate!"Doc suggested, flipping a fat wad of cash in his hand.
Leena looked at it and suspiciously asked,"Where did you get that, Dad?"
Her dad turned away, whistling as if he hadn't heard anything. Leena put her face right up against the money and glared at it. Jamie soon joined her in vainly persisting to find out the origin of the money.
Bit and Brad, however, were different stories.
"Who gives a care where he got the money, just so long as he got it?"Bit nonchalantly said.
"I agree,"Brad -get this- agreed.
Leena was about to reply, when everyone's favorite egotistic idiot entered the base.
"Oh,Leena,"he sang,"how are you, my love?"
"Whaddaya want,Harry?"Leena grumbled.
"Tonight's our date, darling,"Harry blinked, as if this were common news.
"WHAT DATE?"The Blitz Team all yelled, except for Doc.
He shuffled his feet and moved the right one in a cricle on the floor.
"Da-ad!"Leena half whined and half growled.
"C'mon Leena. Think of all that money. What a shame it would be to waste it or loose it,"Brad whispered.
Leena, Bit, Brad and Jamie were huddled in a circle discussing the situation. Doc and Harry were popping up in various places trying to hear some tidbits of conversation before they were shoved away.
"Yeah but it's Harry we're talking about,"Leena reminded them.
"No kidding. I wouldn't wish him on any girl," Bit answered.
"I'm not saying we should make Leena go, but Bit, whatever happened to 'who gives a care how he got the money, just so long as he got it?'"Jamie mocked.
Bit gave him a dirty look and went back to looking at the rest of the group. It was a both pleasing and not so pleasing arangement. He was between Brad and Jamie, which was not so bad, except that they had locked arms to keep the persistant Harry and Doc from hearing their conversation. So Bit had his arm around Brad and Jamie's necks. He was looking straight into Leena's angry purple eyes.
"So what are we going to do?"Brad asked.
"You should just go with him,"Bit said.
Sensing Leena start to tighten her grip on Jamie and Brad's necks, Bit quickly added,"But we'll suffer right there with you. It'll be like a group of friends eating together!"
"Who's friends with Harry?" Jamie inquired.
"I guess I can live with that,"Leena sighed.
The group loosened their arms and turned to Harry and Doc.
"Are you ready to go, Harry?"Bit brightly questioned.
"I have always been ready! Since the moment I was born I have been ready!"Harry literally cried.
"Then let's go!"Jamie smiled.
They pushed a confused Harry out to the big car he had waiting.
"W-wait? Why are you all coming?"he asked stupidly.
"Well, we want to make sure you don't pull anything on Leena,"Bit replied.
Brad elbowed him in the ribs and said,"He means, so that you and Leena don't try anything you're too young for."
"That's coming out of your paycheck,Brad,"Leena muttered.
"You really think that would happen?"Harry eagerly inquired.
"No way. No way in Hell! I would never sl-"Leena started, only to be cut off by Harry.
"You really think we would really kiss romantically under the moonlight?"Harry sighed loudly.
By now, they had arrived at a fancy restaraunt, curtosy of Doc driving. They got out and went to be seated.
Doc stretched before sitting down and pointedly ordered,"Leena, Jamie, Bit,Brad, come with me. I have to tell you something."
Harry would have gone too, but we know how stupid he is. Too stupid to get the point.
Meeting by the front doors, out of Harry's earshot, Doc joyfully squealed,"Order as much of anyhting you want! Tonight we feast, all thanks to Harry."
They looked at each other grinning meanly. Doc told their waitress,"Say, young lady. Give our check to that young man there." He pointed to Harry.
The waitress looked and nodded cheekily. Bit, who was good at finding plans to eat and run, told the others,"Before the check comes, I'll get up to go to the bathroom. You all follow and we'll make a break for it in Harry's vehicle."
"Great plan, you theif,"Leena teased.
With that, they went back to Harry. Soon, the waitress brought them the menus; they ordered big, fancy meals. [And I should explain the seating arrangements. It's a circle table and we'll start with Leena. Leena, Bit, Jamie,Brad(when she comes along,Naomi),Doc,and Harry Waiting for the food, they made mundain conversation, and soon, the meals had arrived. As Bit and Leena stuffed their faces, Brad looked to the bar and noticed a spiky, short red hairdo.
"Hey Naomi!"He yelled.
She turned around in surprise and smiled when she saw him. She stood up and swaggered over to them. "Hey Brad. Hey Bit,Jamie, Doc. Hey Leena and Harry. Enjoying your date?"
Leena sent Naomi dagger looks, while Harry nodded feverently, beaming with joy.
"You're welcome to join us,Naomi,"Jamie offered.
"Thanks,"she said, taking a seat next to Brad.
"So,Leena. I'm glad to see you're giving Harry a chance,"Naomi mentioned.
Leena growled, but continued chewing her food.
Dissatisfied,Naomi continued,"I mean, the poor kid deserves a chance. You both were meant for each other."
Leena chewed furiously, but said nothing.
Still antagonizing, Naomi continued,"You're both obnoxious, egotistic, money, power loving people."
Leena chewed harder and faster on the same food she had been from when Naomi arrived. Bit, who was sitting on her right, turned her head in his direction and squeezed her jaw in order to open her mouth. He looked at the food, which was nothing more than wet powder. He closed her mouth and ordered,"Swallow it, Leena."
She did, gulping it down and took another big bite. Still she said nothing.
Brad could tell she was fuming and told Naomi,"Do you like making her mad? She'll fight you again, which is pointless."
Innocently, Naomi turned her head to him and said,"What? I'm just making conversation."
She paused, then giggled,"Invite me to your wedding, okay Leena? Oh, and I can't wait to see your future kids!"
This hit the switch. Leena jumped up, slamming her plate on the table.
"That does it!"She raged.
"What's wrong Leena?"Naomi asked.
Harry, who had been mostly trying to hold Leena's hand(he was sitting on the other side of her)now asked her,"Leena, sweety, she's merely asking to be invited to our wedding. What's so wrong with her trying to wish us the best?"
"Hey, Harry,"Bit whispered,"if she weren't so busy stabbing you with your fork, I'm sure Leena would say,'There is no 'us' Harry! Never was."
"Leena, don't do that to your darling!"Naomi sarcastically laughed.
Angrily, Leena took the fork, looked at it, and smiled. She threw it straight at Naomi's head. It hit that green thing and, -Naomi's whole hair moved off her head-.
Brad pulled back in shock. Leena fell onto her chair, dazed. Unfortunatly for her, the chair had been pushed back and she scraped her back against the front of the deat and hit the floor with a 'thud.' Bit pulled her up, asked if she was alright. Harry would have done it, except he was too busy murmuring,"It can't be."
Jamie's mouth hung open, and Doc's eyes were as big as boiled eggs. Bit hadn't noticed until he turned to see what everyone else was staring at. When he saw, he jumped. He hadn't realized he was still holding Leena's hand, and she crashed onto his lap.
"What are you all looking at?"Naomi demanded angrily, a slight blush appearing on her cheeks.
Leena was the first to recover. "Naomi's got pink hair,"she sniggered.
Bit looked down and started to crack up. "Sorry Naomi, sorry Brad. It is pretty funny,"He laughed.
Jamie was trying to conceal how funny he found the situation, and was succeeding. Doc just sat there, still stunned. Brad wasn't laughing, he was turned away.
Leena managed to stop laughing long enough to mock Naomi like this:"Ooohhh. The big, tough Naomi has wimpy pink hair."
"Shut up, Leena. I wanted red hair because all redheads seem to be mean. Everybody thought I was a wimp as a little girl. Nobody does when I have red hair,"Naomi snapped.
"Naomi, why didn't you just dye your hair red?"Brad asked.
"Well, I didn't want to KILL it,"She answered.
Naomi stroked her pale pink hair. It wasn't bad looking, just different. Her pink hair was a little shorter than the wig's hair, and was falling straight to her shoulders. It had small bangs and made her look a lot kinder than the red hair.
Harry picked up the wig and handed it to Naomi. She thanked him and kept it in her hands. Suddenly, Bit and Leena stopped laughing. It wasn't that funny anymore. Bit breathed for a moment, then saw that Leena half on his lap, part on the floor, and part on her chair. He coughed and they turned a little red. Doc looked at them, a little stressed.
"WHAT have you two been doing over there, besides laughing?"He demanded.
"Nothing Dad! Really,"Leena insisted.
"Yeah Doc! What do you think this is?" Bit wheezed.
"That's fine then,"Doc muttered.
Bit and Leena looked at each other and laughed slightly. Leena got up, reached for her food, and sat down again. Bit looked at the food hungrily, and she held it away, growling,"Get your own food, Bit!"
"Here,"Brad handed Bit his(Bit's) food.
"Thanks."
They finished eating, and the waitress came back with desserts. She gave strange looks to Bit and Leena. She had seen them laughing. Harry was suddenly quiet.
Finally, the waitress came back smiling, "Is that all?"
"Yes, I think so,"Doc sighed, patting his full stomache.
"Okay then. I'll bring the check."
Jamie looked as if he had been wondering something for a while. Finally, he said it.
"Bit, if you were doing nothing, then WHY IS LEENA STILL HALF-SITTING ON YOUR LAP?"
"It's more comfortable this way,"Bit and Leena answered at the same time.
Harry broke down crying and Brad, Naomi, and Doc stared singing,"Bit and Leena, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marrige, then comes baby in the baby carridge."
Embarrased, Bit jumped up, holding Leena by the shoulders. He shouted,"The check!"
All but Harry ran out and jumped in the car. On the way back to the base, Brad whispered in Naomi's ear,"You know, your hair looks good that way."
She looked at him, he grinned; Naomi planted a small kiss on Brad's ear and then they looked at Bit and Leena snoring side by side, fingertips touching.
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THE END! Did you like it? YOU WERE WARNED! YOU KNEW WHAT WAS IN STORE FOR YOU FROM THE BEGINNING! YOU CAN'T SUE ME THEN, SO "HA"
Anywayz,
It was fun to write. Please R+R!
MILANA Pashmina