Well, I decided to write this now and update NOW! I have been typing forever!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANd I have to change the rating to PG-13 because of sex.
Disclaimer:I own Pickle, but not Zoids.
NAOMI WEARS A WIG!
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Brad went to talk with Naomi. When he saw her, he waved. She flinched and smiled.
"Hey Brad! What's up?"She seductively winked.
"Nothing much. What do you want to talk about?"
"Lots of things. First, you wanna have a drink with me?"
Brad nodded and they left for a bar. When they got there, Naomi took off her wig and left in the Gustab(I don't know how you spell it.)
"I have a feeling we'll be coming back here drunk, so it's safer to leave this here," Naomi said.
Brad put his arm around her and they walked into the bar together. They ordered many drinks.
"Don't you think it's cute the way Bit and Leena are?" Naomi dreamily asked.
"Yeah. Cute. But crazy! Whodda thunk that they liked each other?"Brad laughed, slightly intoxicated.
"Yeah. It's a little soon for them to be marrying each other, though,"Naomi thoughtfully said, taking a sip of her drink.
"Maybe they always liked each other and were dating but nobody but them knew,"Brad suggested.
"That's exactly right, Brad!"Jamie said.
"Jamie! When did you get here and how do you know?" Naomi happily mentioned.
"I got here about ten minutes after you did. I know because I've been watching them. I could tell when they were flirting, so I decided o spy on them. Indeed, they have been together secretly for a long, long time,"Jamie wordily answered.
"Isn't that illegal?"Brad asked with bored eyes.
"Yeah, so what's your point? I didn't tell anyone,"Jamie barked.
Jamie was about to say something else, but a loud, shrill laugh and a deeper, just as insane one followed. They roared and howled laughing.
The bartender angrily demanded,"Who da hell is makin' all dat der noyze?"
Naomi and Brad, both thorougly drunk now, got up to go to the Gustab giggling. Jamie watched them go, then heard the higher voice say, "Bit, you tickle to much! You're gonna kill me!"
Then the deeper voice said,"But Leena, your tickling me too!"
Jamie sighed and made his way to Bit and Leena. They were tickling each other on the couch that sat at the end of the bar counter. Both were red and hiccupping and reeking of alcohal.
"Bit! Leena! Are you guys *drunk*?"Jamie asked exhasperatedly.
"Yeah, Jamie. What's it to ya?"Leena grinned.
Bit stumbled up and pulled Leena to her feet. "Help us home, Jamie. *Hic* Please?"Bit requested.
Unimaginably embarrassed, Jamie muttered,"I wouldn't let you go anywhere alone like this! Who knows what might happen,"Jamie muttered darkly.
"Thanks Jamie!"Leena cried, pounding Jamie on the back.
"Mew" a tiny kitten voice said from Bit's jacket.
"Pickle! How'd you get there?"Leena happily laughed.
"You put him there,Leena."Bit reminded her.
"Oh yeah."
"Let's go, you two!"Jamie ordered.
"Okay!"
They left the bar and when they finally got back to the base, Leena and Bit fell fast asleep on Leena's bed. Of course, Leena kicked Bit out on accident and he crawled into his own bed.
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Meanwhile, back with Brad and Naomi, the windows of the big cargo Zoid were all fogged up.
Naomi stretched and put her clothes back on. Brad did the same.
Both were thinking,'Wow! They're good!'
"Would you look at that? That pilot is amazing!"Naomi said in awe.
"No kidding,"Brad replied.
They had been watching a Zoid battle while they boiled water for some noodles. The heater had gone berzerk and shot off steam, making the cockpit like a sauna. Brad and Naomi had taken off their clothes to be in their bathing suits. Now they were mostly sober, and ready to go home.
As she left Brad at the Tauros Base, she said,"Sometime, we'll have to try that in the bedroom. Bye!"
Brad waved and went up to his bed and fell asleep.
Doc and Jamie watched him, shaking their heads.
"Some people should just not drink,"they muttered.
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End of chapter. Did you like? And I don't support underage drinking, but I swear there's alcohal in a LOT of episodes. You know the one where Dr. Leon or whatever his name is uses that anti gravity thingie? And when Jamie's dad and Doc are in that ruin and Oscar offers Doc some water? That's a FLASK! In the Japanese version, I bet it's like beer! Oh well. They do drink on Zoids is all I'm saying.
READ AND REVIEW, YOU FEW WHO DO!
Milana Pashmina, the ill little Koinu.
Disclaimer:I own Pickle, but not Zoids.
NAOMI WEARS A WIG!
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Brad went to talk with Naomi. When he saw her, he waved. She flinched and smiled.
"Hey Brad! What's up?"She seductively winked.
"Nothing much. What do you want to talk about?"
"Lots of things. First, you wanna have a drink with me?"
Brad nodded and they left for a bar. When they got there, Naomi took off her wig and left in the Gustab(I don't know how you spell it.)
"I have a feeling we'll be coming back here drunk, so it's safer to leave this here," Naomi said.
Brad put his arm around her and they walked into the bar together. They ordered many drinks.
"Don't you think it's cute the way Bit and Leena are?" Naomi dreamily asked.
"Yeah. Cute. But crazy! Whodda thunk that they liked each other?"Brad laughed, slightly intoxicated.
"Yeah. It's a little soon for them to be marrying each other, though,"Naomi thoughtfully said, taking a sip of her drink.
"Maybe they always liked each other and were dating but nobody but them knew,"Brad suggested.
"That's exactly right, Brad!"Jamie said.
"Jamie! When did you get here and how do you know?" Naomi happily mentioned.
"I got here about ten minutes after you did. I know because I've been watching them. I could tell when they were flirting, so I decided o spy on them. Indeed, they have been together secretly for a long, long time,"Jamie wordily answered.
"Isn't that illegal?"Brad asked with bored eyes.
"Yeah, so what's your point? I didn't tell anyone,"Jamie barked.
Jamie was about to say something else, but a loud, shrill laugh and a deeper, just as insane one followed. They roared and howled laughing.
The bartender angrily demanded,"Who da hell is makin' all dat der noyze?"
Naomi and Brad, both thorougly drunk now, got up to go to the Gustab giggling. Jamie watched them go, then heard the higher voice say, "Bit, you tickle to much! You're gonna kill me!"
Then the deeper voice said,"But Leena, your tickling me too!"
Jamie sighed and made his way to Bit and Leena. They were tickling each other on the couch that sat at the end of the bar counter. Both were red and hiccupping and reeking of alcohal.
"Bit! Leena! Are you guys *drunk*?"Jamie asked exhasperatedly.
"Yeah, Jamie. What's it to ya?"Leena grinned.
Bit stumbled up and pulled Leena to her feet. "Help us home, Jamie. *Hic* Please?"Bit requested.
Unimaginably embarrassed, Jamie muttered,"I wouldn't let you go anywhere alone like this! Who knows what might happen,"Jamie muttered darkly.
"Thanks Jamie!"Leena cried, pounding Jamie on the back.
"Mew" a tiny kitten voice said from Bit's jacket.
"Pickle! How'd you get there?"Leena happily laughed.
"You put him there,Leena."Bit reminded her.
"Oh yeah."
"Let's go, you two!"Jamie ordered.
"Okay!"
They left the bar and when they finally got back to the base, Leena and Bit fell fast asleep on Leena's bed. Of course, Leena kicked Bit out on accident and he crawled into his own bed.
\`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`/`\
Meanwhile, back with Brad and Naomi, the windows of the big cargo Zoid were all fogged up.
Naomi stretched and put her clothes back on. Brad did the same.
Both were thinking,'Wow! They're good!'
"Would you look at that? That pilot is amazing!"Naomi said in awe.
"No kidding,"Brad replied.
They had been watching a Zoid battle while they boiled water for some noodles. The heater had gone berzerk and shot off steam, making the cockpit like a sauna. Brad and Naomi had taken off their clothes to be in their bathing suits. Now they were mostly sober, and ready to go home.
As she left Brad at the Tauros Base, she said,"Sometime, we'll have to try that in the bedroom. Bye!"
Brad waved and went up to his bed and fell asleep.
Doc and Jamie watched him, shaking their heads.
"Some people should just not drink,"they muttered.
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End of chapter. Did you like? And I don't support underage drinking, but I swear there's alcohal in a LOT of episodes. You know the one where Dr. Leon or whatever his name is uses that anti gravity thingie? And when Jamie's dad and Doc are in that ruin and Oscar offers Doc some water? That's a FLASK! In the Japanese version, I bet it's like beer! Oh well. They do drink on Zoids is all I'm saying.
READ AND REVIEW, YOU FEW WHO DO!
Milana Pashmina, the ill little Koinu.