Well, here's another chapter, whether you like it or not. I wouldn't know because most of the people I'm assuming read this don't review.
Anyway, to The Crimson Comet, I'm glad somebody will review and tell me what they think. Since you said you don't get it or whatever, I'll tell you that a plot line develops later on. For now, the plot is Naomi wears a wig, which there is some mention of which in each chapter, and Leena gets engaged to Bit and she gets a cat that looks like Liger Zero. And, BTW, it was your review that sent me into that whole "Queen Of OOC"part on my bio. ^_~
To my anonomys reviewers: Glad you all thought it's so kawaii! I'll continue it for your sakes if no one elses.
Now, that the thank-yous are done (hey, this ain't the Oscars) I want to continue.
Disclaimer: A fourteen year old girl created Zoids, a supertopia of wonder? No way! I only own Pickle the cat, and in here, Leena stole him from me. I don't know how that happened, but Damn you Leena! Give me back my cat!!!
Leena:Bwahahahahaha! He's mine now! He likes me the best.
MP:Maybe so, but he'll come to me if I have his blanket! Bwahahahahaha!
Leena:No! Not the Mama Blanket! Pickle don't go to her! She's crazy! She takes you into the big wet place! (a.k.a. the shower)No! I thought we had something special!
Bit:There goes our cat
Doc: Where the heck did you come from? Wait where did I come from? Huh? what's happening? I'm mmmeeeelllltttttiiiinnnggg...
MP:I'll get a giant eraser and take you out of my story! All of you! Then we can just sit and watch Pickle chew on my remote control in a background of white.
MP's Dad: Hey, kid! Either get back to the story or off the computer! And turn down that music, it's on three and I can't stand it!
MP(sulks):Okay....
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NAOMI WEARS A WIG!
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It had been a few days since the warriors had gotten hangovers and now all was well in their world again. Naomi had finally ditched her wig for good and now was trying to grow her hair into the same style as the old one. Brad was unusually mysterious lately, Doc was starting to let his daughter's cat play with the Zoid models, and Jamie was busy cooking and cleaning after his messy, older co-workers/friends. Bit and Leena were Bit and Leena.
On this particular day,
"Bit Cloud! Give me back my candy!" Leena shouted to a running Bit, busy stuffing his face with chocolate.
"Oo don' nee' ee(translation:you don't need it)"Bit sniggered.
"Whaddaya mean by that?"Leena dangerously asked, arms crossed.
Bit,sensing in some dusty corner of his puny mind(my friend Tamara owns that line; she said it about me once) that somehow he had insulted Leena. "I mean, candy is bad for you. I'm saving your life!"
"Bit Cloud, I don't need you to tell me what's good for me and bad for me! Now gimme my food!"Leena snapped.
"Make me!"
"Okay, I will."
"No! I didn't mean it!"
"Give me my candy!"
"Never!"
"Then I'll have to hit you."
"No! Don't hurt me!"
"How about if I kick you?"
"No, that's fiance abuse!"
"Darn! I could get arrested! Fu-"Leena started, but stopped in mid sentence when she heard an annoying, clueless voice come from the next room over and coming closer.
"Hey, a kitten. Hi Kitty. C'mere, kitty kitty. Huh? What are you doing kitty? My, you have big claws. Hey, don't climb on my lap now, don't, no, don't play with my nose with your claws out."
Wait for it, then,"OW! OUCH!"
Harry stumbled into the kitchen where Leena was not attemping to strangle Bit, but was hugging him and snuggling against his chest. Bit was stuffing both their faces with candy, and happily hugging Leena back.
Harry was not looking at that, but at Pickle. "Hey, Leena, darling. You have a really sweet kitten."
Leena turned her head, then started laughing when she saw Harry's face. It was covered in mildly bleeding scratches and Pickle was sitting on Harry's head, innocently licking his paws and washing his face with them.
Harry just now took notice of the situation and did something nobody thought he'd do. "Damn it, Leena!"
Leena jumped in surprise and Bit winced when she landed on his foot. Jamie, Brad, and Doc all ran into the room, slipping wildly like puppies on freshly waxed hardwood.
"Damn it Leena! I give you everything! But do you give me anything? No!
I can't take it anymore! Stop playing with my heart and either accept my love or I'll leave!" Harry yelled.
Leena looked a little surprised and put out. "I'm sorry Harry. You're an okay person, but I don't love you. I'm marrying Bit anyhow."
Harry squinched his eyes and said angrily,"Fine then. I'm Harry Champ, the man destined to be King, and I don't need this! Bit Cloud, this is your fault!"
With that, Harry left, slamming doors behind him. Pickle jumped onto Leena's shoulder and Bit petted him. Leena looked like a load had been taken off her shoulders.
"Is that all? What a waste! C'mon Pickle. Let's go play with models(I couldn't resist)all day,"Doc grumbled, trudging out with Pickle in his arms.
When Leena was sure her dad was gone, she stretched and yawned. "Man, it's getting late!"
Bit took her hint and yawned too. "Yeah, we'd better get to bed."
"'Night!"They said together and ran off to Leena's bedroom, shutting and locking the door.
Brad looked a little disgusted,and said,"They're crazy! It's only 10:45!"
Jamie was startled. His eyes got big and he asked,"Is it really that late?"
"Jamie, it's only 10:45 in the morning,"Brad sighed.
Jamie looked horrified. He gasped,"It's as I feared! Way past my bedtime!"
"But, you never had a bedtime before," Brad said to no one.
Jamie had since run to the bathroom and was putting on his pajamas as he brushed his teeth as he combed his hair.
"Night!" he yelled to a very bewildered Brad.
Brad put in some earplugs to block out some laughter and moans and such from Leena's bedroom. He decided to drop in and visit Naomi.
When he reached her residence, he went in without knocking. He quietly wandered around and when he reached the caot closet, he heard some talking.
"Oh Great Wig! Give me the wisdom I lack without you! I love you only less than myself and Brad,"Naomi lovingly said.
She was sitting on the floor holding the old wig, kissing it, worshiping it. She was wearing a shirt with the saying,"I love me."
"Hey girl,"Brad slyly said.
"No! Brad you may not come in here without kissing the wig! Kiss it! Kiss it! KISS IT! Kiss the great, wise wig! C'mon, kiss it. You know you wanna,"Naomi crazily barked, shoving the ratty red wig into his face annoyingly.
"Kiss it!" she still demanded, madly forcing the rag of a wig upon Brad.
"You're one demented woman, but okay," Brad conceded.
He kissed the wig.
Meanwhile,Doc was playing Zoid models with Pickle.
Meanwhile that, Jamie was catching some z's.
Meanwhile *that*,Bit and Leena were- well, you don't want me to describe to you what they were doing unless you're a major lemon person. I'm not, so I refuse.
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Done! Ja like it? Ja hate it? Ya out there? lemme know!
Ja ne!
Milana Pashmina!
MILANA PASHMINA WENT INSANE WRITING THIS, SO YOU'D BETTER REVIEW!
except that she was already insane. NO, FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE JUST ECCENTRIC! since when is Milana Pashmina famous? SINCE ALWAYS! She's not famous outside of school. SAYS WHO? says me. OH, OKAY THEN, THIS JUST IN: mILANA pASHMINA IS NOT FAMOUS!
Anyway, to The Crimson Comet, I'm glad somebody will review and tell me what they think. Since you said you don't get it or whatever, I'll tell you that a plot line develops later on. For now, the plot is Naomi wears a wig, which there is some mention of which in each chapter, and Leena gets engaged to Bit and she gets a cat that looks like Liger Zero. And, BTW, it was your review that sent me into that whole "Queen Of OOC"part on my bio. ^_~
To my anonomys reviewers: Glad you all thought it's so kawaii! I'll continue it for your sakes if no one elses.
Now, that the thank-yous are done (hey, this ain't the Oscars) I want to continue.
Disclaimer: A fourteen year old girl created Zoids, a supertopia of wonder? No way! I only own Pickle the cat, and in here, Leena stole him from me. I don't know how that happened, but Damn you Leena! Give me back my cat!!!
Leena:Bwahahahahaha! He's mine now! He likes me the best.
MP:Maybe so, but he'll come to me if I have his blanket! Bwahahahahaha!
Leena:No! Not the Mama Blanket! Pickle don't go to her! She's crazy! She takes you into the big wet place! (a.k.a. the shower)No! I thought we had something special!
Bit:There goes our cat
Doc: Where the heck did you come from? Wait where did I come from? Huh? what's happening? I'm mmmeeeelllltttttiiiinnnggg...
MP:I'll get a giant eraser and take you out of my story! All of you! Then we can just sit and watch Pickle chew on my remote control in a background of white.
MP's Dad: Hey, kid! Either get back to the story or off the computer! And turn down that music, it's on three and I can't stand it!
MP(sulks):Okay....
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NAOMI WEARS A WIG!
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
It had been a few days since the warriors had gotten hangovers and now all was well in their world again. Naomi had finally ditched her wig for good and now was trying to grow her hair into the same style as the old one. Brad was unusually mysterious lately, Doc was starting to let his daughter's cat play with the Zoid models, and Jamie was busy cooking and cleaning after his messy, older co-workers/friends. Bit and Leena were Bit and Leena.
On this particular day,
"Bit Cloud! Give me back my candy!" Leena shouted to a running Bit, busy stuffing his face with chocolate.
"Oo don' nee' ee(translation:you don't need it)"Bit sniggered.
"Whaddaya mean by that?"Leena dangerously asked, arms crossed.
Bit,sensing in some dusty corner of his puny mind(my friend Tamara owns that line; she said it about me once) that somehow he had insulted Leena. "I mean, candy is bad for you. I'm saving your life!"
"Bit Cloud, I don't need you to tell me what's good for me and bad for me! Now gimme my food!"Leena snapped.
"Make me!"
"Okay, I will."
"No! I didn't mean it!"
"Give me my candy!"
"Never!"
"Then I'll have to hit you."
"No! Don't hurt me!"
"How about if I kick you?"
"No, that's fiance abuse!"
"Darn! I could get arrested! Fu-"Leena started, but stopped in mid sentence when she heard an annoying, clueless voice come from the next room over and coming closer.
"Hey, a kitten. Hi Kitty. C'mere, kitty kitty. Huh? What are you doing kitty? My, you have big claws. Hey, don't climb on my lap now, don't, no, don't play with my nose with your claws out."
Wait for it, then,"OW! OUCH!"
Harry stumbled into the kitchen where Leena was not attemping to strangle Bit, but was hugging him and snuggling against his chest. Bit was stuffing both their faces with candy, and happily hugging Leena back.
Harry was not looking at that, but at Pickle. "Hey, Leena, darling. You have a really sweet kitten."
Leena turned her head, then started laughing when she saw Harry's face. It was covered in mildly bleeding scratches and Pickle was sitting on Harry's head, innocently licking his paws and washing his face with them.
Harry just now took notice of the situation and did something nobody thought he'd do. "Damn it, Leena!"
Leena jumped in surprise and Bit winced when she landed on his foot. Jamie, Brad, and Doc all ran into the room, slipping wildly like puppies on freshly waxed hardwood.
"Damn it Leena! I give you everything! But do you give me anything? No!
I can't take it anymore! Stop playing with my heart and either accept my love or I'll leave!" Harry yelled.
Leena looked a little surprised and put out. "I'm sorry Harry. You're an okay person, but I don't love you. I'm marrying Bit anyhow."
Harry squinched his eyes and said angrily,"Fine then. I'm Harry Champ, the man destined to be King, and I don't need this! Bit Cloud, this is your fault!"
With that, Harry left, slamming doors behind him. Pickle jumped onto Leena's shoulder and Bit petted him. Leena looked like a load had been taken off her shoulders.
"Is that all? What a waste! C'mon Pickle. Let's go play with models(I couldn't resist)all day,"Doc grumbled, trudging out with Pickle in his arms.
When Leena was sure her dad was gone, she stretched and yawned. "Man, it's getting late!"
Bit took her hint and yawned too. "Yeah, we'd better get to bed."
"'Night!"They said together and ran off to Leena's bedroom, shutting and locking the door.
Brad looked a little disgusted,and said,"They're crazy! It's only 10:45!"
Jamie was startled. His eyes got big and he asked,"Is it really that late?"
"Jamie, it's only 10:45 in the morning,"Brad sighed.
Jamie looked horrified. He gasped,"It's as I feared! Way past my bedtime!"
"But, you never had a bedtime before," Brad said to no one.
Jamie had since run to the bathroom and was putting on his pajamas as he brushed his teeth as he combed his hair.
"Night!" he yelled to a very bewildered Brad.
Brad put in some earplugs to block out some laughter and moans and such from Leena's bedroom. He decided to drop in and visit Naomi.
When he reached her residence, he went in without knocking. He quietly wandered around and when he reached the caot closet, he heard some talking.
"Oh Great Wig! Give me the wisdom I lack without you! I love you only less than myself and Brad,"Naomi lovingly said.
She was sitting on the floor holding the old wig, kissing it, worshiping it. She was wearing a shirt with the saying,"I love me."
"Hey girl,"Brad slyly said.
"No! Brad you may not come in here without kissing the wig! Kiss it! Kiss it! KISS IT! Kiss the great, wise wig! C'mon, kiss it. You know you wanna,"Naomi crazily barked, shoving the ratty red wig into his face annoyingly.
"Kiss it!" she still demanded, madly forcing the rag of a wig upon Brad.
"You're one demented woman, but okay," Brad conceded.
He kissed the wig.
Meanwhile,Doc was playing Zoid models with Pickle.
Meanwhile that, Jamie was catching some z's.
Meanwhile *that*,Bit and Leena were- well, you don't want me to describe to you what they were doing unless you're a major lemon person. I'm not, so I refuse.
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Done! Ja like it? Ja hate it? Ya out there? lemme know!
Ja ne!
Milana Pashmina!
MILANA PASHMINA WENT INSANE WRITING THIS, SO YOU'D BETTER REVIEW!
except that she was already insane. NO, FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE JUST ECCENTRIC! since when is Milana Pashmina famous? SINCE ALWAYS! She's not famous outside of school. SAYS WHO? says me. OH, OKAY THEN, THIS JUST IN: mILANA pASHMINA IS NOT FAMOUS!