Well, here's the next chapter in the story!!!!! I'm a starving author, so give me reviews to live off of! Anywho, I'm glad it's mostly got good reviews. n_n
To my newest reviewer: Sorry I can't remember your name. u_u Well, I'm glad you read it too! I don't know about the funniest Zoid story, but I guess it is kinda funny. Also glad you think so! o_~
Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, I don't own the rights to Zoids. But more importantly, I own a Candy Cane pen! And I'm gonna eat it! *CHOMP* Ah, eeww *gags* PLASTIC!!!!! and Ink!!!!! We're ruined &_&
On with the story!!!
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NAOMI WEARS A WIG!
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Doc had heard quite a bit of commotion in Leena's room, so he went to see what was up.
"Leena, what's going on in there?" He asked, knocking on the door.
Some shuffling was heard, then, Bit's voice,"Aw. Ow, crap!!!"
"Leena,is Bit in there with you?" Leena's dad asked again, this time much more suspicious.
"Uh, yeah Dad. Hang on, 'kay?"Leena said in a rushed tone.
"What are you doing in there Bit?" Doc wondered, addressing Bit this time.
"Leena," He simply answered.
"WHAT?!?"Doc yelled.
"You idiot!"Leena whispered, then smacked Bit.
"I mean, she dragged me in here so she could beat me up. It's just, ugh, hard to talk this much because she strangled me earlier," Bit recovered.
"Oh. Leena, I don't need you to hurt our Liger pilot," Doc scolded.
Leena and Bit opened the door. Bit said,"Say Doc, when is our next battle anyway?"
"Oh. Um, I dunno. The crazy author didn't give any since the beginning," Doc answered.
"Oh so you want a battle? Well, okay. I'll give ya some. Maybe then I won't be the queen of OOC. But Never mind that and get back to my story,"Milana Pashmina, me, thoughtfully orders.
The three of them reply,"Okay."
0_o
"Now, Bit, our next battle is next week on Thursday,"Doc answered.
"Yay! Another battle!"Leena cheered.
"What? Another battle? Okay, I get to make some more strategies that those guys won't listen to," Jamie happily said, coming from his room, rubbing his sleepy eyes.
"That's right Jamie,"Doc answered, getting bored again.
He handed Leena her cat and walked out to the couch. Seeing that it was getting dark out, Doc was getting tired. He hadn't slept (with anyone or just plain slept)that day, so he planned on going to bed soon. We all know how much work it is to play with our Zoid models. Unless they break....
Doc started nodding off, when a loud, buzzing video call came. He snapped awake and jumped about ten feet into the air. He answered it, saying,"Toros* base. Steve here."
"Hey Doc. It's me Brad,"Brad said.
"I can see that."
"Oh. Anyways, look. I'm going to be spending the night tonight at Naomi's place, okay?"
"Okay, bye!"Doc said, turning Brad off and going back to the couch.
"Sleepysleepysleepy,"He murmured, falling into a rock sleep.
Leena came and turned that video phone thing off and closed the door. "Night Dad,"she whispered.
"He asleep?"Bit asked.
"Yep," Leena smiled.
"Jamie, the following conversation is not for young ears. We want you to leave,"Bit sternly bossed.
"I'm only two ears younger than you! But I still don't want to hear it,"Jamie dully said, running out the door.
Bit and Leena grinned at each other. They picked Pickle up and ran to the Zoid hanger, singing,"Peppermints and Pickle and you and me."
They jumped into the Liger Zero and the four of them left the base for a while. They ran until they came to a big city. They had never been there, but they figured since it was so big, it would do.
Holding hands and Pickle between them, Leena and Bit wandered around. Finally, they got fed up and Leena just asked the first person she saw.
"Excuse me, we're looking for a vet clinic to take our kitten to,"she asked an apparantly homeless man, who was wandering around with a tattered old blanket on his shoulders. :(
"Oh, yeah! Right this way! You know, I once had a cat,"the man said as he led them to a nice veteranarian office.
Bit, who was intrigued, asked,"What happened to it?"
The man laughed, then looked sad. "I lost my job, so I had to eat her."
"That's terrible!"Leena gasped.
"Yes. I loved her dearly, but I didn' wanna die," the man agreed.
Bit handed him a fifth of the huge stack of money he and Leena had "borrowed" from Doc.
"Thank you,"they all said together, then they parted ways.
"Good thing Dad didn't spend this money yet,"Leena laughed.
Pickle looked at her and started to purr. When they reached the vet's counter, he jumped onto it and started to purr more.
The receptionist came and took their information and money for the visit. Then she led them to the first room. A vet came in and petted Pickle. Then she did as Bit and Leena had requested and gave the poor kitten all his shots. Pickle went from purring to hissing in no time.
Finally, the ordeal was over and they left.
"Well, Leena, look at how much money we have left. Do you want to get your engagement ring now?"Bit offered.
Leena looked shocked, then smiled. "Okay."
When they reached a jewlery shop, Bit showed the snobby clerk guy how much money he had to spend, so the guy took them to a case filled with beautiful, huge diamonds on 24 kt gold bands.
"This is what you cannot afford," he said.
Leena rolled her eyes. "I can't wear that much rock anyway."
The clerk took them to the case filled with rings almost as nice as the ones before. (that shows how much money they have. The stack originally weighed about 25 pounds and a lot of it was hundreds. It's the money that Harry gave Doc for his date with Leena.)
Leena looked at the rings while Bit and the clerk played with the recovered Pickle. Finally, Leena had decided on a ring. It was a 20 kt gold band with an oval diamond in the center and a tiny diamond on opposite sides. Kinda like this: =*0*=
"Thank you Bit,"she said as they left.
"It was nothing. Besides, it looks good on you,"Bit answered.
They walked to the Liger and then they went to visit Leon at Naomi's place(Ok, I don't know it, so sue me not) When they got there, they were horrified to see Brad and Naomi making out on the couch. They were fully dressed, but it was still terrible.
The only thing worse was when Bit and Leena found Leon asleep in his bed, clutching Naomi's wig like a small child hugs their blanket in their sleep. Leon was also muttering something about "full potential" and "Leena, Bit! It was a lovely wedding. It reached its full potential" and "FULL POTENTIAL! MUST REACH FULL POTENTIAL!"
Bit and Leena slowlt backed out the front door,and then they ran to the Liger, who took them home.
Jamie sat waiting, foot tapping. "Do you have any idea how worried I've been? I only leave for a dirty conversation and you're gone all night!"
Bit and Leena and Liger and Pickle hung their heads. "Sorry," they said/growled/meowed.
Jamie let them in, and then they ate a snack and talked about what had happened.
Doc got up and stretched. He said,"Morning all. What's for breakfeast?"
They all did face faults.
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THE ETERNAL END! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding! I'm not ending the story here! Just the chapter. R+R!
Lotz ov luv,
Milana Pashmina ;-)
PS Sorry this is so short!!
To my newest reviewer: Sorry I can't remember your name. u_u Well, I'm glad you read it too! I don't know about the funniest Zoid story, but I guess it is kinda funny. Also glad you think so! o_~
Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, I don't own the rights to Zoids. But more importantly, I own a Candy Cane pen! And I'm gonna eat it! *CHOMP* Ah, eeww *gags* PLASTIC!!!!! and Ink!!!!! We're ruined &_&
On with the story!!!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
NAOMI WEARS A WIG!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Doc had heard quite a bit of commotion in Leena's room, so he went to see what was up.
"Leena, what's going on in there?" He asked, knocking on the door.
Some shuffling was heard, then, Bit's voice,"Aw. Ow, crap!!!"
"Leena,is Bit in there with you?" Leena's dad asked again, this time much more suspicious.
"Uh, yeah Dad. Hang on, 'kay?"Leena said in a rushed tone.
"What are you doing in there Bit?" Doc wondered, addressing Bit this time.
"Leena," He simply answered.
"WHAT?!?"Doc yelled.
"You idiot!"Leena whispered, then smacked Bit.
"I mean, she dragged me in here so she could beat me up. It's just, ugh, hard to talk this much because she strangled me earlier," Bit recovered.
"Oh. Leena, I don't need you to hurt our Liger pilot," Doc scolded.
Leena and Bit opened the door. Bit said,"Say Doc, when is our next battle anyway?"
"Oh. Um, I dunno. The crazy author didn't give any since the beginning," Doc answered.
"Oh so you want a battle? Well, okay. I'll give ya some. Maybe then I won't be the queen of OOC. But Never mind that and get back to my story,"Milana Pashmina, me, thoughtfully orders.
The three of them reply,"Okay."
0_o
"Now, Bit, our next battle is next week on Thursday,"Doc answered.
"Yay! Another battle!"Leena cheered.
"What? Another battle? Okay, I get to make some more strategies that those guys won't listen to," Jamie happily said, coming from his room, rubbing his sleepy eyes.
"That's right Jamie,"Doc answered, getting bored again.
He handed Leena her cat and walked out to the couch. Seeing that it was getting dark out, Doc was getting tired. He hadn't slept (with anyone or just plain slept)that day, so he planned on going to bed soon. We all know how much work it is to play with our Zoid models. Unless they break....
Doc started nodding off, when a loud, buzzing video call came. He snapped awake and jumped about ten feet into the air. He answered it, saying,"Toros* base. Steve here."
"Hey Doc. It's me Brad,"Brad said.
"I can see that."
"Oh. Anyways, look. I'm going to be spending the night tonight at Naomi's place, okay?"
"Okay, bye!"Doc said, turning Brad off and going back to the couch.
"Sleepysleepysleepy,"He murmured, falling into a rock sleep.
Leena came and turned that video phone thing off and closed the door. "Night Dad,"she whispered.
"He asleep?"Bit asked.
"Yep," Leena smiled.
"Jamie, the following conversation is not for young ears. We want you to leave,"Bit sternly bossed.
"I'm only two ears younger than you! But I still don't want to hear it,"Jamie dully said, running out the door.
Bit and Leena grinned at each other. They picked Pickle up and ran to the Zoid hanger, singing,"Peppermints and Pickle and you and me."
They jumped into the Liger Zero and the four of them left the base for a while. They ran until they came to a big city. They had never been there, but they figured since it was so big, it would do.
Holding hands and Pickle between them, Leena and Bit wandered around. Finally, they got fed up and Leena just asked the first person she saw.
"Excuse me, we're looking for a vet clinic to take our kitten to,"she asked an apparantly homeless man, who was wandering around with a tattered old blanket on his shoulders. :(
"Oh, yeah! Right this way! You know, I once had a cat,"the man said as he led them to a nice veteranarian office.
Bit, who was intrigued, asked,"What happened to it?"
The man laughed, then looked sad. "I lost my job, so I had to eat her."
"That's terrible!"Leena gasped.
"Yes. I loved her dearly, but I didn' wanna die," the man agreed.
Bit handed him a fifth of the huge stack of money he and Leena had "borrowed" from Doc.
"Thank you,"they all said together, then they parted ways.
"Good thing Dad didn't spend this money yet,"Leena laughed.
Pickle looked at her and started to purr. When they reached the vet's counter, he jumped onto it and started to purr more.
The receptionist came and took their information and money for the visit. Then she led them to the first room. A vet came in and petted Pickle. Then she did as Bit and Leena had requested and gave the poor kitten all his shots. Pickle went from purring to hissing in no time.
Finally, the ordeal was over and they left.
"Well, Leena, look at how much money we have left. Do you want to get your engagement ring now?"Bit offered.
Leena looked shocked, then smiled. "Okay."
When they reached a jewlery shop, Bit showed the snobby clerk guy how much money he had to spend, so the guy took them to a case filled with beautiful, huge diamonds on 24 kt gold bands.
"This is what you cannot afford," he said.
Leena rolled her eyes. "I can't wear that much rock anyway."
The clerk took them to the case filled with rings almost as nice as the ones before. (that shows how much money they have. The stack originally weighed about 25 pounds and a lot of it was hundreds. It's the money that Harry gave Doc for his date with Leena.)
Leena looked at the rings while Bit and the clerk played with the recovered Pickle. Finally, Leena had decided on a ring. It was a 20 kt gold band with an oval diamond in the center and a tiny diamond on opposite sides. Kinda like this: =*0*=
"Thank you Bit,"she said as they left.
"It was nothing. Besides, it looks good on you,"Bit answered.
They walked to the Liger and then they went to visit Leon at Naomi's place(Ok, I don't know it, so sue me not) When they got there, they were horrified to see Brad and Naomi making out on the couch. They were fully dressed, but it was still terrible.
The only thing worse was when Bit and Leena found Leon asleep in his bed, clutching Naomi's wig like a small child hugs their blanket in their sleep. Leon was also muttering something about "full potential" and "Leena, Bit! It was a lovely wedding. It reached its full potential" and "FULL POTENTIAL! MUST REACH FULL POTENTIAL!"
Bit and Leena slowlt backed out the front door,and then they ran to the Liger, who took them home.
Jamie sat waiting, foot tapping. "Do you have any idea how worried I've been? I only leave for a dirty conversation and you're gone all night!"
Bit and Leena and Liger and Pickle hung their heads. "Sorry," they said/growled/meowed.
Jamie let them in, and then they ate a snack and talked about what had happened.
Doc got up and stretched. He said,"Morning all. What's for breakfeast?"
They all did face faults.
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THE ETERNAL END! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding! I'm not ending the story here! Just the chapter. R+R!
Lotz ov luv,
Milana Pashmina ;-)
PS Sorry this is so short!!