Okay, here's the next chapter. I just saw "Two Weeks Notice" with Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant. It was so funny! I'd reccomend it to anyone! I wanted to see it twice, but didn't have time...SO this chapter might resemble it in no way. And I warn you, this chapter is full of fluff, lovin', WAFF or whatever you want to call it. It also features Harry as hairy.
And to Crimson Comet, sorry I got the stuff mixed up...You didn't know what to think, not not understand it. As I said in the E-mail, whether you like it or not I care in one way, but what your opinion is your opinion and i respect that. Well, that's what I meant. Just keep telling me what you think!
Mistress of All Worlds: I'm glad you think this is funny. LOL. Randomness and stupidity are my thing right now, I guess.
Disclaimer: If you think I own Zoids, you are sorely mistaken my friend. Or are you my enemy?
My wish is to get 10 more reviews than I do now. Will you make my dream come true?
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|NAOMI WEARS A WIG! |
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"Come on warriors! Time for the battle!"Doc said on the Thursday battle.
"Who's it against anyway, Dad?"Leena asked.
Doc took a bow and said,"The Fuzzy Panda's Team! Aren't you glad that I got us an easy team?"
"Aw, Doc. Where's the fun in that? We need a challenge. A CHALLENGE,"Bit whined.
"You are challenged Bit,"Brad offered.
"How so?"Bit wanted to know.
"Mentally," Jamie laughed.
Bit looked outraged, and Leena,Brad,Jamie, and Doc all burst out giggling.
Finally, the four recovered, and Leena, Brad, and Bit all got into their Zoids. The time of the battle had come.
"Leena here, ready to mobilize the Gunsniper,"Leena commanded.
"Brad, set to mobilize the Shadow Fox(If he had Command Wolf before, sorry)"Brad boldly said.
"Bit here. Prepared to mobilize. Go Liger Zero Schniyder(I can't spell it)!"Bit yelled.
They were released and ready to fight indeed. So were the Fuzzy Pandas. The judge came and started the battle. It was over before anyone could hardly know; Leena used Seeker Missles, Bit used that blue blade thingie, and Brad used his Strike Laser Claw.
The Panda's left, angry of their defeat. It was nothing for the Blitz Team, though. As they put their Zoids away, Leena said to Pickle,"That was boring."
Doc apologized many times for being so thoughtless.
Bit, wanting to go out with Leena, asked Brad,"Hey, would you and Naomi go out on a double date with me and Leena tonight?"
Brad coughed, then shook his head. "Sorry Bit. She and I have other plans. In her room, on her bed, naked."
"Oh, okay."Bit replied.
Leena, who wanted to go no matter what, came and told Bit,"I'm ready to go anytime. And ya know, we could just go alone. Well, with each other."
"Yeah, you're right. Let's go,"Bit conceeded.
They left for a club, you know, like a srtipshowless nightclub kinda deal. It was not the most romantic place, but then again, the two were NOT the most romantic people. In fact, they snuck Pickle along just so he could know how it was like.
As Bit and Leena got drunker and drunker, the people got weirder and weirder. At first, they seemed to be a little mishaped, but when the two were counted out because they were SO trashed, Leena could have sworn she saw Naomi's wig disco-ing around the dance floor. Granted, it was a lot bigger than when the red Gunsniper pilot had worn it. In fact, it seemed to be dancing its way up to Bit and Leena.
"Bit Cloud. Fancy meeting you here,"the wig said in an angry tone.
Bit, so trashed that his reality was smashed, stupidly raged,"Fanshy? Thish prashe ain't fanchy."
"Of course its not! This is the best you could give my darling Leena," the wig snapped.
Bit was about to answer with too many cuss words for a PG-13 story, when Leena hiccuped,"Y'know, your voysh ish vewy famill'r to siz un guy I knowsh. *Hic*"
"Leena, it's me! Harry Champ, the man destined to be king!"The wig said in a very proud tone that really made Leena mad.
"Shaddap! Youz jus' Naomi'sh ug'y wig,"Leena barked.
Bit laughed and pushed a disgruntled wig/Harry aside. Leena started hugging her knees and shaking with laughter. Pickle licked her ear and she passed out. Bit dragged them to a couch and waited for security to throw them out. When it did, they wandered the streets singing horribly off key.
"You kids got a place ta go?"A suspicious cop asked them.
"We're not kidsh, shir. We're 16 and getting married in three monsh and we're gonna have -"Bit defended, outraged.
"We live at the Torosh bashe,"Leena groggily told the cop.
"Let me get this straight; you're 16, getting married, and drunk?"the cop asked, eyebrows raised.
"Yep,"Leena answered.
"Hey, we live on Zi, not Earth. No rulesh here about 16 year oldsh doing that shtuff,"Bit happily reminded the cop.
"Not Earth? Huh? Oh crap! I'm in the wrong story. I gotta go back to Milana's work in progress,"the confuzzled cop gasped, dashing away through one of the many rips in the story.
"Oops, don't want anyone to see that,"Milana sweatdrops, closing the rip with superglue.
Finally, Bit and Leena wandered home and fell into bed. This time, Leena didn't kick Bit out and the next morning they didn't get hangovers.
The day after the day after they got drunk(I didn't make any typos!!)
Bit and Leena sent out to get stuff ready for the wedding. Leena picked out her wedding dress, without Bit of course, which was a marvel of white silk that billowed out and trailed behind her. Her bridesmaid dresses were pale blue and pale yellow prom style dresses. Leena decide that her primary bridesmaid would be Naomi, then some girls that she had known from school.
Bit picked out a suit and bow, nothing too special, then his best man. He decided on Leon, being that he was Leena's brother. Brad and Jamie were his other guy helpers. The wedding would take place at a fancy church and the pastor would be a woman who had preformed many wedding ceremonies. Vega Obscura would be the ring bearer and Pickle would be the flower cat, running from a balloon tied to his tail.
With everything else set, Bit and Leena set the date for Valentine's Day.
Two and a half months later...
They anxiously anticipated the day, now.
"Bit, are we sure we want to do this?" Leena nervously asked one night.
They shared a bed now, being that they would get married in three weeks.
Bit answered,"I'm sure of it. I can't say about you, though."
"Well, if you are, then I am too,"Leena competetively smirked.
She kicked him gently in the shin. He winced at her cold feet. Bit smiled and kissed Leena good night. Then she kissed Pickle, who was snoozing between the pillows, goodnight, who hissed at being bothered.
Bit laughed silently to what a happy little family they were. He wondered what his parents would say.....
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Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! I end it here!!!! Next chapter is the wedding and Bit's parents. If they're dead or something, sorry. I don't know of it. Please tell me before I write the next chappie!!! ANd if I get told afterward, I'll change it!!!
R+R!
Milana Pashmina, not on sugar high
And to Crimson Comet, sorry I got the stuff mixed up...You didn't know what to think, not not understand it. As I said in the E-mail, whether you like it or not I care in one way, but what your opinion is your opinion and i respect that. Well, that's what I meant. Just keep telling me what you think!
Mistress of All Worlds: I'm glad you think this is funny. LOL. Randomness and stupidity are my thing right now, I guess.
Disclaimer: If you think I own Zoids, you are sorely mistaken my friend. Or are you my enemy?
My wish is to get 10 more reviews than I do now. Will you make my dream come true?
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|NAOMI WEARS A WIG! |
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"Come on warriors! Time for the battle!"Doc said on the Thursday battle.
"Who's it against anyway, Dad?"Leena asked.
Doc took a bow and said,"The Fuzzy Panda's Team! Aren't you glad that I got us an easy team?"
"Aw, Doc. Where's the fun in that? We need a challenge. A CHALLENGE,"Bit whined.
"You are challenged Bit,"Brad offered.
"How so?"Bit wanted to know.
"Mentally," Jamie laughed.
Bit looked outraged, and Leena,Brad,Jamie, and Doc all burst out giggling.
Finally, the four recovered, and Leena, Brad, and Bit all got into their Zoids. The time of the battle had come.
"Leena here, ready to mobilize the Gunsniper,"Leena commanded.
"Brad, set to mobilize the Shadow Fox(If he had Command Wolf before, sorry)"Brad boldly said.
"Bit here. Prepared to mobilize. Go Liger Zero Schniyder(I can't spell it)!"Bit yelled.
They were released and ready to fight indeed. So were the Fuzzy Pandas. The judge came and started the battle. It was over before anyone could hardly know; Leena used Seeker Missles, Bit used that blue blade thingie, and Brad used his Strike Laser Claw.
The Panda's left, angry of their defeat. It was nothing for the Blitz Team, though. As they put their Zoids away, Leena said to Pickle,"That was boring."
Doc apologized many times for being so thoughtless.
Bit, wanting to go out with Leena, asked Brad,"Hey, would you and Naomi go out on a double date with me and Leena tonight?"
Brad coughed, then shook his head. "Sorry Bit. She and I have other plans. In her room, on her bed, naked."
"Oh, okay."Bit replied.
Leena, who wanted to go no matter what, came and told Bit,"I'm ready to go anytime. And ya know, we could just go alone. Well, with each other."
"Yeah, you're right. Let's go,"Bit conceeded.
They left for a club, you know, like a srtipshowless nightclub kinda deal. It was not the most romantic place, but then again, the two were NOT the most romantic people. In fact, they snuck Pickle along just so he could know how it was like.
As Bit and Leena got drunker and drunker, the people got weirder and weirder. At first, they seemed to be a little mishaped, but when the two were counted out because they were SO trashed, Leena could have sworn she saw Naomi's wig disco-ing around the dance floor. Granted, it was a lot bigger than when the red Gunsniper pilot had worn it. In fact, it seemed to be dancing its way up to Bit and Leena.
"Bit Cloud. Fancy meeting you here,"the wig said in an angry tone.
Bit, so trashed that his reality was smashed, stupidly raged,"Fanshy? Thish prashe ain't fanchy."
"Of course its not! This is the best you could give my darling Leena," the wig snapped.
Bit was about to answer with too many cuss words for a PG-13 story, when Leena hiccuped,"Y'know, your voysh ish vewy famill'r to siz un guy I knowsh. *Hic*"
"Leena, it's me! Harry Champ, the man destined to be king!"The wig said in a very proud tone that really made Leena mad.
"Shaddap! Youz jus' Naomi'sh ug'y wig,"Leena barked.
Bit laughed and pushed a disgruntled wig/Harry aside. Leena started hugging her knees and shaking with laughter. Pickle licked her ear and she passed out. Bit dragged them to a couch and waited for security to throw them out. When it did, they wandered the streets singing horribly off key.
"You kids got a place ta go?"A suspicious cop asked them.
"We're not kidsh, shir. We're 16 and getting married in three monsh and we're gonna have -"Bit defended, outraged.
"We live at the Torosh bashe,"Leena groggily told the cop.
"Let me get this straight; you're 16, getting married, and drunk?"the cop asked, eyebrows raised.
"Yep,"Leena answered.
"Hey, we live on Zi, not Earth. No rulesh here about 16 year oldsh doing that shtuff,"Bit happily reminded the cop.
"Not Earth? Huh? Oh crap! I'm in the wrong story. I gotta go back to Milana's work in progress,"the confuzzled cop gasped, dashing away through one of the many rips in the story.
"Oops, don't want anyone to see that,"Milana sweatdrops, closing the rip with superglue.
Finally, Bit and Leena wandered home and fell into bed. This time, Leena didn't kick Bit out and the next morning they didn't get hangovers.
The day after the day after they got drunk(I didn't make any typos!!)
Bit and Leena sent out to get stuff ready for the wedding. Leena picked out her wedding dress, without Bit of course, which was a marvel of white silk that billowed out and trailed behind her. Her bridesmaid dresses were pale blue and pale yellow prom style dresses. Leena decide that her primary bridesmaid would be Naomi, then some girls that she had known from school.
Bit picked out a suit and bow, nothing too special, then his best man. He decided on Leon, being that he was Leena's brother. Brad and Jamie were his other guy helpers. The wedding would take place at a fancy church and the pastor would be a woman who had preformed many wedding ceremonies. Vega Obscura would be the ring bearer and Pickle would be the flower cat, running from a balloon tied to his tail.
With everything else set, Bit and Leena set the date for Valentine's Day.
Two and a half months later...
They anxiously anticipated the day, now.
"Bit, are we sure we want to do this?" Leena nervously asked one night.
They shared a bed now, being that they would get married in three weeks.
Bit answered,"I'm sure of it. I can't say about you, though."
"Well, if you are, then I am too,"Leena competetively smirked.
She kicked him gently in the shin. He winced at her cold feet. Bit smiled and kissed Leena good night. Then she kissed Pickle, who was snoozing between the pillows, goodnight, who hissed at being bothered.
Bit laughed silently to what a happy little family they were. He wondered what his parents would say.....
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Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! I end it here!!!! Next chapter is the wedding and Bit's parents. If they're dead or something, sorry. I don't know of it. Please tell me before I write the next chappie!!! ANd if I get told afterward, I'll change it!!!
R+R!
Milana Pashmina, not on sugar high