Hi guys! Wow, 21 reviews! I feel so loved!!!! Anyway, I haven't heard about Bit's family, so I get to put them in! Yay! I saw Catch Me If You Can and it was HILARIOUS!!!Not for little kids though, no no no. Anyway, it's Christmas, so Merry Christmas and happy Holidays! No matter what you celebrate!
Maelgwyn: Glad you had so many comments! And I love Pickle too! He's such a sweetheart....And You can't have him forever. The tail part will be funny won't it! Thanx for the advice and I'll certainly take it!
HealerAriel: Thanks for all your reviews too! I'm glad you like it. But you and Maelgwyn don't need to review ALL the time. But I don't mind!!!
Naomi_Fluegal: Well, I gave myself this idea! It's not Naomi bashing at all, just saying about that green thing on her head. It always drove me insane so I had to do SOMETHING about it....
Dilandaus-Best Slayer: Yes, red hair is better than pink. Why do you think Naomi wears a wig that has red hair? J/K, I was going to make it bright orange, but that's stupider than pink.
To the person who's last name is Schneider: Thank you so much! I would have been lost without your help! and I didn't mean to offend, just I can't spell names worth beans!
ANd speaking of which, here are some ammendments I must say
Shnyider:Schneider
Lina=Leena
Taurus=Toros
Dr. Leon=Layon/Leyon
I checked in my New Century Zero book and that is how you spell all those names. I don't don't know how to spell Gustab/v -_-;;;
Disclaimer: I don't own Zoids,okay? Just Pickle
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NAOMI WEARS A WIG
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That night Bit dreamed of his parents coming to the base and what a mess it was! They did not approve of their new inlaws at all. Good thing it was just a dream.....
"Meow, meow, meow, Mmmrrrroooooouuuggghhh!"Pickle screeched, pawing dsparately at the door.
Bit looked at Leena. She was still asleep, curled up in her not-so-flattering sleeping shorts and undershirt. Bit wondered how she could sleep so peacefully through all the terrible racket Pickle was making.
Bit climbed gently over Leena, not wanting to wake her. He rocked her on accident and froze, sitting over her like he was sitting on her thighs. She didn't do anything, so he climbed the rest of the way over. He walked to the door and let the spoiled kitten out.
Pickle ran out and Bit followed. When he was gone, Leena smiled to herself. Men were so easy to fool sometimes....
Leena drifted back into the oblivian of sleep again after getting up to use the bathroom. Just as she was sleeping well again, Bit's horrified voice rang over the entire base.
"WHAT? HOW CAN YOU BE HERE *NOW*?"
Leena jumped up and rolled out of the bed with a thunk on the floor. SHe ran to her window and looked out to see a couple a little older than her father. The woman had slightly graying blonde hair and the man had green eyes similar to Bit's. 'Must be his parents. My future inlaws...'Leena nervously thought with a sigh.
Aside from the family, Leena saw a girl who looked nothing like Bit or his parents. She had a pretty face and long brown hair with yellow eyes to match. She looked a little older than Bit, but the way she was looking at him, in his boxers, was COMPLETELY out of line, especially for Bit being engaged.
"To me!"Leena muttered.
She pulled on her regular clothes and then jumped out the window. It was only first story. Pickle followed his master easily, landing on her shoulder, putting a couple long scratches. Leena ignored this, just marched forward.
"Who are you people?"she growled.
Bit's apparent mother ignored her and pulled Bit into a sorrowful hug. "So long since I've seen my baby boy! How are you?"
Bit turned cherry red and pushed her away. "Mom-I'm 16!"
"Bit, son, you said you had some good news?"Bit's father gruffly asked.
Leena looked at the couple, the mother slightly overweight, the father having the look of a man who'd worked most of his life. The mother really annoyed Leena.
"Well, I bet it's that he got onto the Blitz Team and brought them to Class S{(just pretend Bit only left for a day or something)}Now that you said the news,look who we brought Bit," Mrs. Cloud gushed.
"You're RICH ex-girlfriend wants to get back together,Bit,"Mr. Cloud proudly said.
The girl that hadn't said anything until now, waved and sincerely, seductively said,"Hey Bit. I'm REALLY sorry I slept with all your friends and my enemy Naomi's wig before you."
"WHAT? WHAT EX-GIRLFRIEND?"Leena exploded.
Bit jumped about a foot in the air and turned around nervously. "Hey Leena. G-Good Morning."
"WHAT EX-GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU SLEPT WITH?"Leena dangerously questioned.
"Oh, honey, you've got it all wrong! We never did that! I was never going to sleep with him,"The girl grinned.
"Good, now WHAT EX-GIRLFRIEND?"Leena yelled, shaking a very frightened Bit.
"Oh, you must be Bit's crazy teammate that he told us all about. I'm Satchie," the mother greeted Leena.
Leena shook the hand that Satchie had offered, then whispered to Bit,"Just your teammate?"
Bit objected her growing anger by telling her,"I wanted it to be a surprise for them. I didn't expect her to come along."
Leena nodded and let Bit go. He stood up, dusted himself off, and said,"well, Mom, Dad, I have more news than just being in Class S. But you can send Kristal home; I don't want anything to do with her. She only wnats me for my piloting skills."
The girl, Kristal, packed up her bookbag and hopped into the truck. She turned her head distinctly away.
Bit ignored her, thankfully, and pulled a slightly fuming Leena into his arms. Bit's mother and father jumped away in shock.
"Peter, can you believe it? He got that mean girl pregnant!" Satchie said to her husband.
"DID NOT!"Bit and Leena shrieked in outrage and objection.
Pickle watched his masters turn red and yell at the strange new people. He twisted his ears in boredom and looked away. Seeing nothing, he curled up into a ball and fell asleep.
"The truth is, we're getting married in like, two weeks, maybe three. I don't know, Milana forgot,"Leena said, working up more courage than Bit could muster.
She didn't blame him though. It was his parents, and they were stupider and crazier than Bit. She would have been nervous and scared too.
"You're marrying *that*?"Peter asked, astonished.
He poked Leena in the arm. She was good looking, sure. But her personality seemed to be negative 10.
'Darn future inlaws,'Leena thought. She looked at Satchie faint. Bit pushed Leena back into the base. Then he rounded on his parents.
"Why are you so mean? I love her, not that slut Kristal! She may not be rich, but you know what?"
"What?"His parents asked, his mother amazingly suddenly awake.
"She cares about me too! She's worth a hell of a lot more than that girl over there!"
"Bit, honey. Are you sure you want an abusive realtionship like that?" Satchie wondered.
"It's not abusive! We're not really like that anymore! We just put on a show so that nobody thinks we're sleeping in the same bed!"Bit defended.
"You're what now?" Doc demanded, stepping out with Leena.
"Oh, Dad, it's nothing. These are Bit's parents,"Leena disregarded his question with one breath.
"Hello!"All three simitaneously greeted.
They talked for a second before Doc dragged Bit and Leena away.
"I don't like them,"He sadly pardoned himself from the family.
"Neither do I,"Leena did the same.
The father and daughter looked at Bit.
"What? They bother me just as much!"He grouched.
Meanwhile, Bit's parents were having the exact same conversation with Kristal.
"soo sorry Bit and Leena. But we have to go,"Peter barked, driving away as fast as he could.
The three fell on their butts and Pickle came up purring. Bit and Leena petted him while they kissed each other. Doc rolled his eyes and dragged the two lovebirds and kitten into the kitchen where Jamie had made a fabulous breakfast.
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There is the end of another chapter. Guess what? I want another 10 reviews if possible. If I don't get 3, I won't continue!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Milana Pashmina, superfraud of self?
Maelgwyn: Glad you had so many comments! And I love Pickle too! He's such a sweetheart....And You can't have him forever. The tail part will be funny won't it! Thanx for the advice and I'll certainly take it!
HealerAriel: Thanks for all your reviews too! I'm glad you like it. But you and Maelgwyn don't need to review ALL the time. But I don't mind!!!
Naomi_Fluegal: Well, I gave myself this idea! It's not Naomi bashing at all, just saying about that green thing on her head. It always drove me insane so I had to do SOMETHING about it....
Dilandaus-Best Slayer: Yes, red hair is better than pink. Why do you think Naomi wears a wig that has red hair? J/K, I was going to make it bright orange, but that's stupider than pink.
To the person who's last name is Schneider: Thank you so much! I would have been lost without your help! and I didn't mean to offend, just I can't spell names worth beans!
ANd speaking of which, here are some ammendments I must say
Shnyider:Schneider
Lina=Leena
Taurus=Toros
Dr. Leon=Layon/Leyon
I checked in my New Century Zero book and that is how you spell all those names. I don't don't know how to spell Gustab/v -_-;;;
Disclaimer: I don't own Zoids,okay? Just Pickle
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NAOMI WEARS A WIG
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That night Bit dreamed of his parents coming to the base and what a mess it was! They did not approve of their new inlaws at all. Good thing it was just a dream.....
"Meow, meow, meow, Mmmrrrroooooouuuggghhh!"Pickle screeched, pawing dsparately at the door.
Bit looked at Leena. She was still asleep, curled up in her not-so-flattering sleeping shorts and undershirt. Bit wondered how she could sleep so peacefully through all the terrible racket Pickle was making.
Bit climbed gently over Leena, not wanting to wake her. He rocked her on accident and froze, sitting over her like he was sitting on her thighs. She didn't do anything, so he climbed the rest of the way over. He walked to the door and let the spoiled kitten out.
Pickle ran out and Bit followed. When he was gone, Leena smiled to herself. Men were so easy to fool sometimes....
Leena drifted back into the oblivian of sleep again after getting up to use the bathroom. Just as she was sleeping well again, Bit's horrified voice rang over the entire base.
"WHAT? HOW CAN YOU BE HERE *NOW*?"
Leena jumped up and rolled out of the bed with a thunk on the floor. SHe ran to her window and looked out to see a couple a little older than her father. The woman had slightly graying blonde hair and the man had green eyes similar to Bit's. 'Must be his parents. My future inlaws...'Leena nervously thought with a sigh.
Aside from the family, Leena saw a girl who looked nothing like Bit or his parents. She had a pretty face and long brown hair with yellow eyes to match. She looked a little older than Bit, but the way she was looking at him, in his boxers, was COMPLETELY out of line, especially for Bit being engaged.
"To me!"Leena muttered.
She pulled on her regular clothes and then jumped out the window. It was only first story. Pickle followed his master easily, landing on her shoulder, putting a couple long scratches. Leena ignored this, just marched forward.
"Who are you people?"she growled.
Bit's apparent mother ignored her and pulled Bit into a sorrowful hug. "So long since I've seen my baby boy! How are you?"
Bit turned cherry red and pushed her away. "Mom-I'm 16!"
"Bit, son, you said you had some good news?"Bit's father gruffly asked.
Leena looked at the couple, the mother slightly overweight, the father having the look of a man who'd worked most of his life. The mother really annoyed Leena.
"Well, I bet it's that he got onto the Blitz Team and brought them to Class S{(just pretend Bit only left for a day or something)}Now that you said the news,look who we brought Bit," Mrs. Cloud gushed.
"You're RICH ex-girlfriend wants to get back together,Bit,"Mr. Cloud proudly said.
The girl that hadn't said anything until now, waved and sincerely, seductively said,"Hey Bit. I'm REALLY sorry I slept with all your friends and my enemy Naomi's wig before you."
"WHAT? WHAT EX-GIRLFRIEND?"Leena exploded.
Bit jumped about a foot in the air and turned around nervously. "Hey Leena. G-Good Morning."
"WHAT EX-GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU SLEPT WITH?"Leena dangerously questioned.
"Oh, honey, you've got it all wrong! We never did that! I was never going to sleep with him,"The girl grinned.
"Good, now WHAT EX-GIRLFRIEND?"Leena yelled, shaking a very frightened Bit.
"Oh, you must be Bit's crazy teammate that he told us all about. I'm Satchie," the mother greeted Leena.
Leena shook the hand that Satchie had offered, then whispered to Bit,"Just your teammate?"
Bit objected her growing anger by telling her,"I wanted it to be a surprise for them. I didn't expect her to come along."
Leena nodded and let Bit go. He stood up, dusted himself off, and said,"well, Mom, Dad, I have more news than just being in Class S. But you can send Kristal home; I don't want anything to do with her. She only wnats me for my piloting skills."
The girl, Kristal, packed up her bookbag and hopped into the truck. She turned her head distinctly away.
Bit ignored her, thankfully, and pulled a slightly fuming Leena into his arms. Bit's mother and father jumped away in shock.
"Peter, can you believe it? He got that mean girl pregnant!" Satchie said to her husband.
"DID NOT!"Bit and Leena shrieked in outrage and objection.
Pickle watched his masters turn red and yell at the strange new people. He twisted his ears in boredom and looked away. Seeing nothing, he curled up into a ball and fell asleep.
"The truth is, we're getting married in like, two weeks, maybe three. I don't know, Milana forgot,"Leena said, working up more courage than Bit could muster.
She didn't blame him though. It was his parents, and they were stupider and crazier than Bit. She would have been nervous and scared too.
"You're marrying *that*?"Peter asked, astonished.
He poked Leena in the arm. She was good looking, sure. But her personality seemed to be negative 10.
'Darn future inlaws,'Leena thought. She looked at Satchie faint. Bit pushed Leena back into the base. Then he rounded on his parents.
"Why are you so mean? I love her, not that slut Kristal! She may not be rich, but you know what?"
"What?"His parents asked, his mother amazingly suddenly awake.
"She cares about me too! She's worth a hell of a lot more than that girl over there!"
"Bit, honey. Are you sure you want an abusive realtionship like that?" Satchie wondered.
"It's not abusive! We're not really like that anymore! We just put on a show so that nobody thinks we're sleeping in the same bed!"Bit defended.
"You're what now?" Doc demanded, stepping out with Leena.
"Oh, Dad, it's nothing. These are Bit's parents,"Leena disregarded his question with one breath.
"Hello!"All three simitaneously greeted.
They talked for a second before Doc dragged Bit and Leena away.
"I don't like them,"He sadly pardoned himself from the family.
"Neither do I,"Leena did the same.
The father and daughter looked at Bit.
"What? They bother me just as much!"He grouched.
Meanwhile, Bit's parents were having the exact same conversation with Kristal.
"soo sorry Bit and Leena. But we have to go,"Peter barked, driving away as fast as he could.
The three fell on their butts and Pickle came up purring. Bit and Leena petted him while they kissed each other. Doc rolled his eyes and dragged the two lovebirds and kitten into the kitchen where Jamie had made a fabulous breakfast.
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There is the end of another chapter. Guess what? I want another 10 reviews if possible. If I don't get 3, I won't continue!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Milana Pashmina, superfraud of self?