Hey guys! Milana's back!!!!!!!! Yay!!! I'm so sorry I haven't updated in so long!!!!!!! I've been really busy with school(stupid high school applications and field trips) and my document manager wouldn't work and we had to make a quick trip to Pennsylvania and last week I just got lazy. Sorry again.

Ancient Zoidian: I'm glad you like the story enough to "breathlessly await the next chapter." I'm very happy to finally let you breathe. Are you blue yet?

Turbine: Thanks for those spelling corrections! It's gustav, okay, thanks.

Mark Kallan formerly GreyGouf: I'm glad you like it. Um, I'm not a lemon person because I kinda think of it as pornography and I don't like that. (too young anyways) And I won't KILL Harry, but I'll get rid of him, don't worry.

(--Schneider) I'm glad you're not offended! Yeah, I really can't spell.

ThunderFox: Um, I'm glad you---no I'm happy!(yeah, I needed something different) that you like my story. I've never seen South Park, so I wouldn't know. Hee hee

Maelgwyn: You think it's a good read? *sniff* Thank you! But there's no need to pout! J/K And I liked the part you did too! Um, Bit's parents were meant to be hated. You smell like Sundaes? MMM, yummy. I'm hungry, gotta go get some breakfast...

Mistress of all Worlds: They are stupid inlaws, aren't they? I don't have any of my own, though


Disclaimer: I do not own Zoids, but I don't care!! If I did, I'd have to use my brain a hell of a lot more.


NAOMI WEARS A WIG!

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At breakfast, everyone was unusually quiet. They just shoved the good food into their mouths, making pig-like noises every once in a while. Bit wondered if he should even bother inviting his parents; they wouldn't come anyway, but it's a good gesture. What to do, what to do?

Leena meanwhile, was thinking of how much she was dreading being inlaws with those sorry excuses for human beings that Bit called "mom and Dad." Maybe they wouldn't want to keep in touch...It was all the girl could hope for.

Brad was thinking about Naomi and coffee. Mmmm, coffee. MMmmm, Naomi. OOoo, Naomi's wig.....

Jamie was thinking about Bit and Leena's wedding. What would happen? Would it be original and fairy book style, or would it be a mess? Going on the way everything went, Jamie predicted a huge mess.

Doc was thinking about what Bit had said. He and Leena were sleeping in the same bed?! They weren't married yet, so Leena shouldn't lose her virginity till the night AFTER the wedding. Oh well. Maybe they were just sleeping in the same bed. Nothing else. Yeah.

Pickle was thinking of sleep, kitty treats, a warm, sunny spot, toys, and bothering his masters. Then he thought of sleep. Sleep was good, so he drifted into it.

Harry watched the team contemplating. Now would be the perfect time to attack....

He ran up to the window in his dark horn. "Bit Cloud! Prepare to fight! I'm Harry Champ, the man destined to be king!" He yelled.

Nobody saw nor heard him.

"I SAID I'm Harry Champ, man destined to be king!"

No answer still.

"Bit fight me now!"

Nobody paid him any attention still.

"Fight me SOMEBODY! Please?"

The whole team was still lost in their thoughts. Finally, Harry had had it.

"HEY!!!!!!!!!PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA FIGHT YOU!!!!!!!!!" Harry demanded angrily.

But still no one cared what he said. So Harry hung his head and moved his Zoid away. "That's the last I'll see of you people again. Goodbye Leena, my love for all time."


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As Harry moved back to his base across the desert, he came to a girl laying in the path. She had green hair, and brown eyes. Harry fell in love at first sight, and got out to help her.

"Thanks! I really needed help! It's bad in the desert. You're a kind soul. My name's Mina,"She said.


"Well, Mina,I think I love you like no one else. I do, yes I love you! I'm Harry Champ, the man destined to be king!" Harry declared.

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de end! It's the end of the story for now! Will Harry marry this girl? Find out in the next chapter of NAOMI WEARS A WIG!!!

LOFL, I am Milana Pashmina!!!!!!!!!



MILANA PASHMINA I AM!






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