Well, minna, here's the next chapter. I know, I know, you like to have new chapters all the time(oooo, Sesshomaru....Yeah, I'm watching Inu-Yasha) but my document manager will not work, so I can't do as much until I fix it.
I don't own Zoids, okay???
Thanks a million billion trillion to Breezbox for helping me. She helped me to upload when I was getting so desparate to add a new chapter! Thank you again!!! And if you're grateful too, I'd suggest you read her stories and thank her through review.
Anyways, back on with the story!
So soooo sorry minna, but this has to be the last chapter and in a different name yet!!! My dm thingie wasn't working, so sorry. But yes, this IS Milana Pashmina, but I'll probablly be using this pen name for a while, if not forever. To all my beloved reviewers, thanks a million billion trillion for all the love you have for this ridiculous story.. I can't believe it's been so long ago that I started it and it makes me sad to end it!!! To just a few out there:
Maelegywn:Thank you for reviewing my story soooo much!! Your comments were greatly apprieciated.(and still are)
Ancient Zoidian: Your comments and the parts about ice cream sundaes were really great and I hope to hear some more, this one last time.
Healer Ariel: Thank you too, for reading this story and giving me your thoughts.
Everyone else whose names I can't find from what I wrote down: Thank you thank you thank you thank you and please review for one last time in this story!!! I'll miss hearing from you in this story, but all good things must end, and, my friends, this is the end.
And now, I know this is not the Grammy's or Oscars, so here's the story:
of NAOMI WEARS A WIG
Leena nervously fiddled with her dress in the bride's room of the church where she was to be married in less than an hour and a half.
"ooohhh, my dress SUCKS!!! Why did I pick this one? Why? Whywhywhywhy????"Leena cried aloud.
"Because you just have the pre-marrige cold feet most chicks get. The dress looks great on you," Naomi replied, stepping into the room.
"Naomi!!!"Leena screeched.
"Yeah, it's me. Your dad wanted me to come comfort you. He's crying pretty hard, but at least he cares about you. Of course, he might just be crying because Pickle scratched him up for making him wear that stupid pink collar," Naomi said cheerfully.
"Oh, thanks, Naomi! you're such a good rival-slash-friend!!!"Leena sobbed.
"Wipe your nose, girl. You have to go out there!!! Now!!!!!!!" Naomi ordered.
Leena obeyed and put on her fancy shoes as she and Naomi walked down to the part where Leena would enter the isle. Naomi jogged up to the place near the pulpit where she would stand with the other bridesmaids.
Bit stood at attention in the middle of the isle, wearing a cheesy suit. As Pickle ran down the isle with the flowers flying everywhere, the balloon to his tail, he ran up and ate all the cheese that had been on Bit's suit. Now it looked much, much better.
Mina and Harry were practically making out on the pew. They had married the night they had met, in a sleazy place that would marry a sister to her brother if the price were right. Hopefully Harry and Mina weren't siblings, because Mina was pregnant already. It was probablly gonna be one ugly, dumb kid. Poor thing...
Anyway, Doc walked Leena down the isle, giving her away to Bit. Jamie wiped tears from his eyes with a hanky and Brad stood there, eyeing up Naomi and her wig.
Bit and Leena said their vows, kissed, and were wed. At the reception, they fought over who got the biggest piece of cake, until somebody told them that they shared.
Leon ran into the reception hall all muddy, and worried.
"Did I miss the wedding?" He gasped.
Disgusted by the dirt, Leena pointed to the door and said,"Yes, now get out! uhh, Big brother..heeeheeeeheeee."
When Bit and Leena climbed into the "just Married" car, Liger Zero burst out roaring Zoid cries. He would miss his master so much.
"Aaa, he'll be back. Trust me, buddy," Mary Champ said, a net in hand to catch the Liger.
Unfortunently for her, she tripped and fell into the road and was crushed by a tank, then by a Dibison, then by a giant, then by every guest at the wedding.
"Muh-Marry Champ will n-not die!!!"She gasped.
Then Naomi's wig ran her over and she died and everyone partied. Brad walked over to Naomi and put an arm around her. He looked out on where Bit and Leena had left.
"They'll have a long, happy life together. Probably have lots of kids, too,"he smiled.
"Yeah. Good thing we poisoned his parents and that guy-chick to death, huh?"Naomi smiled as well.
"Yeah. May their graves be peaceful, out there in the city dump..."Brad thought out loud.
"Ain't it amazing how this all started from going to a restaraunt and running out on Harry?"Naomi wondered.
"Sure as hell is...Naomi?"Brad answered.
"Hhmmmm?"
"Leave the wig behind."
Naomi looked down at the little wig at her feet, then at big, strong, handsome Brad.
"Goodbye, Wig. I am your home no more!!"Naomi declared.
She hurled the wig into the air, where it exploded, and everyone got drunk long into the night. It was a wonderful day indeed.
AAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,,,,,,,
NAOMI WEARS A WIG NO MORE!!!!!!!
The end
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Well, what did you think? I liked it very much, even if it is pretty fast paced. I just wanted to end it, no matter how it hurt me. So, please read and review and I love ya alll!!!!!!!!!!!
Milana Pashmina....
I don't own Zoids, okay???
Thanks a million billion trillion to Breezbox for helping me. She helped me to upload when I was getting so desparate to add a new chapter! Thank you again!!! And if you're grateful too, I'd suggest you read her stories and thank her through review.
Anyways, back on with the story!
So soooo sorry minna, but this has to be the last chapter and in a different name yet!!! My dm thingie wasn't working, so sorry. But yes, this IS Milana Pashmina, but I'll probablly be using this pen name for a while, if not forever. To all my beloved reviewers, thanks a million billion trillion for all the love you have for this ridiculous story.. I can't believe it's been so long ago that I started it and it makes me sad to end it!!! To just a few out there:
Maelegywn:Thank you for reviewing my story soooo much!! Your comments were greatly apprieciated.(and still are)
Ancient Zoidian: Your comments and the parts about ice cream sundaes were really great and I hope to hear some more, this one last time.
Healer Ariel: Thank you too, for reading this story and giving me your thoughts.
Everyone else whose names I can't find from what I wrote down: Thank you thank you thank you thank you and please review for one last time in this story!!! I'll miss hearing from you in this story, but all good things must end, and, my friends, this is the end.
And now, I know this is not the Grammy's or Oscars, so here's the story:
of NAOMI WEARS A WIG
Leena nervously fiddled with her dress in the bride's room of the church where she was to be married in less than an hour and a half.
"ooohhh, my dress SUCKS!!! Why did I pick this one? Why? Whywhywhywhy????"Leena cried aloud.
"Because you just have the pre-marrige cold feet most chicks get. The dress looks great on you," Naomi replied, stepping into the room.
"Naomi!!!"Leena screeched.
"Yeah, it's me. Your dad wanted me to come comfort you. He's crying pretty hard, but at least he cares about you. Of course, he might just be crying because Pickle scratched him up for making him wear that stupid pink collar," Naomi said cheerfully.
"Oh, thanks, Naomi! you're such a good rival-slash-friend!!!"Leena sobbed.
"Wipe your nose, girl. You have to go out there!!! Now!!!!!!!" Naomi ordered.
Leena obeyed and put on her fancy shoes as she and Naomi walked down to the part where Leena would enter the isle. Naomi jogged up to the place near the pulpit where she would stand with the other bridesmaids.
Bit stood at attention in the middle of the isle, wearing a cheesy suit. As Pickle ran down the isle with the flowers flying everywhere, the balloon to his tail, he ran up and ate all the cheese that had been on Bit's suit. Now it looked much, much better.
Mina and Harry were practically making out on the pew. They had married the night they had met, in a sleazy place that would marry a sister to her brother if the price were right. Hopefully Harry and Mina weren't siblings, because Mina was pregnant already. It was probablly gonna be one ugly, dumb kid. Poor thing...
Anyway, Doc walked Leena down the isle, giving her away to Bit. Jamie wiped tears from his eyes with a hanky and Brad stood there, eyeing up Naomi and her wig.
Bit and Leena said their vows, kissed, and were wed. At the reception, they fought over who got the biggest piece of cake, until somebody told them that they shared.
Leon ran into the reception hall all muddy, and worried.
"Did I miss the wedding?" He gasped.
Disgusted by the dirt, Leena pointed to the door and said,"Yes, now get out! uhh, Big brother..heeeheeeeheeee."
When Bit and Leena climbed into the "just Married" car, Liger Zero burst out roaring Zoid cries. He would miss his master so much.
"Aaa, he'll be back. Trust me, buddy," Mary Champ said, a net in hand to catch the Liger.
Unfortunently for her, she tripped and fell into the road and was crushed by a tank, then by a Dibison, then by a giant, then by every guest at the wedding.
"Muh-Marry Champ will n-not die!!!"She gasped.
Then Naomi's wig ran her over and she died and everyone partied. Brad walked over to Naomi and put an arm around her. He looked out on where Bit and Leena had left.
"They'll have a long, happy life together. Probably have lots of kids, too,"he smiled.
"Yeah. Good thing we poisoned his parents and that guy-chick to death, huh?"Naomi smiled as well.
"Yeah. May their graves be peaceful, out there in the city dump..."Brad thought out loud.
"Ain't it amazing how this all started from going to a restaraunt and running out on Harry?"Naomi wondered.
"Sure as hell is...Naomi?"Brad answered.
"Hhmmmm?"
"Leave the wig behind."
Naomi looked down at the little wig at her feet, then at big, strong, handsome Brad.
"Goodbye, Wig. I am your home no more!!"Naomi declared.
She hurled the wig into the air, where it exploded, and everyone got drunk long into the night. It was a wonderful day indeed.
AAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,,,,,,,
NAOMI WEARS A WIG NO MORE!!!!!!!
The end
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Well, what did you think? I liked it very much, even if it is pretty fast paced. I just wanted to end it, no matter how it hurt me. So, please read and review and I love ya alll!!!!!!!!!!!
Milana Pashmina....