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Pegasus and Maul entered the Following Statues to the Birthday boy's surprise...
Pegasus: YEEEEEEE!!!!!! FOOD!!!! REAL FOOD! AND A MERRY GO-ROUND!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!! AND THE WHOLE PLACE HAS PINK STREAMERS AND PINK JUNK TO!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHH I LOVE IT!!!!!
Maul: But that's not all...
Pegasus: (eating food on the table and then everyone jumped out of their hiding spots and petrified him)
All: HAPPY BITHDAY PEGASUS!!!!!
Pegasus: Wha?! Maul you never told me Yugi and Kaiba boy were coming? And then he brought his lovely friends with him!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEE!!!!! WE CAN ALL PARTY NOW!!!!!!
Maul: How about a game of man hunt?
Yugi: Gee that's sounds like fun!
Joey: OOoh! I wanna be da seeker!
Pegasus: No I have a better idea... let's play pin the tale on the donkey!
Mokuba: Ew! That's for kids, I wanna hide!
Pegasus: Please??? It's my Birthday!
Maul: True we must do what my master asks.
Yugi: Bull-
So Maul hung up a picture of a donkey with no tail, since Pegasus had no intension of stabbing a real animal.
Maul: (sighs) Who would like the honor of pining the donkey?
Tea: I'll pass... (whispers to Yugi) This is odd, why does he play such babyish games? Maybe he has an alien in his mojo or...
Mokuba: How come you guys always buzz to each other? And why do you gaze into each other's eyes as if in love???
Yugi: Because we are.
Mokuba: (silence)
The party members surveyed how Pegasus pin the tail, placing it right on the wall...
Mai: Dj you know what time it is!
Dj: Let's roll!
Joey watch as Mai and the Dj walked into a tent together. Tristan caught his eye and put arm around him.
Tristan: A secret admirer you were. It's now a shame that the girl has fallen love with the man next door.
Joey: Huh? You lie!
Joey punches him to the face
Tristan: Playing hard, aren't ya? But I won't take that nonsense!
Kicked his leg and Joey jumps on him. Reluctantly, Tristan pushes him over, now on top of him rips his shirt and Joey pulls his d-
Bakura: Yeah, get dirrty!
DXE: No comment.
Mokuba: A fight aright!
Britney: Cool! And hit me baby one my time!
Kaiba: F*** I will!
Maul: Kaiba and Britney have been kicked please watch your language!
Pegasus: Oh darn it's only his head!
The fight continued... Joey's shirt was torn off and Tristan's coat ripped to pieces...
Yugi: Shouldn't we stop this insanity!
Tea: Don't you think we should start too?
Yugi: YEAH BABY!
Bakura: GET A ROOM PLEASE!!
DmX: There fine...
Suddenly.... a loud explosion.... lights turn on to some hight platform. Tristan and Joey stops, Pegasus, has a seat on his "birthday chair, Yugi and Tea do need a room (no throwing of clothes, so stay calm), and Bakura and DMX jump on the stage probably as dancers...
Dj: Ah, dirrty....
Bakura & Duke: Um... dirrty!
Dj: Filthy!
Bakura & DMX: Totally Filthy!
Dj: Nasty
Bakura & DMX: mai!
Dj: You nasty!
Bakura & DMX: YEAH!
Dj: Too dirrty to clean my act up If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to
party!!
Bakura & Duke: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Dj: Ladies
Bakura: Move
Dj: Gentlemen
DMX: Move
DJ: somebody ring the alarm
could be fire on the roof (ring the alarm
etc...)
Mokuba: I hear a sound of a motor bike! I think it's come our way!
Joey: I see it!!!
Tristan: Wow you can see it!
Joey: Wanna another fight?
Pegasus: Boys will be boys. Hehehe!
The guy on the motor bike was Mai! She jumped off! Not nearly half naked, sorry, still wearing the bike outfit... gradually it will
Mai:Oh, I'm overdue
give me some room
I'm comin through
Paid my
dues
In the mood
Me and the girls gonna shake the room
DJ's spinning
Mai:Let's get dirrty.
DMX:That's my jam!
Mai:I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until my clothes come off
(rips off her biker jacket and you see her wearing a see-through outfit with
a black top underneath) It's explosive, speakers are pumping
Bakura:(oh)
Mai: Still jumping, six in the morning
Table dancing, glasses are mashing
Duke:Oh!
Mai:No question, time for some action
Temperature's up (can you feel
it)
About to erupt
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some
noise
Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a
hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the
party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little
naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
(so nows she
pulls off her see thru top revealing her black bra)
[Mokuba: Entertaining!
Joey: I know she was party girl but not that dirrty.
Maul: Oh dear... Master Pegasus is watching.... PORN! (covers his eyes)
Tristan: Snacky Pack!]
Mai:Ah, heat is up
So ladies, fellas
Drop your cups
Body's
hot
Front to back
Now move your ass
I like that
Tight hip huggers
Bakura: Low for sure... i hope
Mai Shake a little somethin'
DMX:On the floor
Mai:I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until my clothes come
off
Let's get open, cause a commotion
Bakura:Ooh oh!
Mai: We're still going, eight in the morning
There's no stopping, we keep
it popping
Duke:Oh!
Mai: Hot rocking, everyone's talking
Give all you got
BakurA: Give it to me.
MAI:Just hit the spot
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make
some noise
Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a
hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the
party
Ooh sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little
naughty
Wanna get dirrty (oh, oh)
It's about time for my arrival
Here
it comes, it's the one
You've been waiting on
Get up, get it up
Yup,
that's what's up
Giving just what you want
To the maximum
Uh oh, here
we go
You can tell when the music
Starts to drop
That's when we take
it
To the parking lot
And I bet you somebody's
Gonna call the
cops
Uh oh's, here we go's (here we go)
Ohh ooh ohh, yeah yeah...
(Mai
rips all of her clothing and what is left with, is her red thong, and her black
lace top)
[Joey: This is nasty!
Mokuba: This is better than Saturday Morning Cartoons!
Yugi: Gosh, did I miss something?
Tea: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!]
Dj: For dead presidents I pimp like Huddy roll
Doc the one that excite ya
divas (ow!)
If the media shine
I'm shining with both of the sleeves
up
Yo MAi better hop in here
My block live and in color, like Rodman hair
(yeah)
The club is packed, the bar is filled
I'm waiting for sister to
act, like Lauryn Hill...
Maul: Hold it hold it! Stop the track stop the track!
Bakura: What's going on?
Duke: Somthing bad.
Maul: The roof, the roof is on fire! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE PEGASUS!
Tea: Could somebody call 911 or something!
Pegasus sits on his birthday boy chair, still and calm.
Pegasus: Oh dear the roof is on fire.
Joey: Yeah baby burn! Burn baby burn!
Yugi: People this is not time to party the roof is on fire! We can die from this heat!
Tristan: Oh do not worry Yugi, it's just the *special*effects.
Mokuba: Just when the good part started!
Bakura: I have an idea... when I was in Europe a few months ago. I forgot what country. But this little boy saved some building that was on fire by urinating to stop the smoke and fire.
Tea: That's just sick!
Maul: What do we have to lose? It's our only hope for safety anyway. So let's do it!
Yugi: Who's with me!
Joey: Count me in! (pulls down his fly)
Tea: Oh my god! I'm out of here! (leaves)
A few other people joined, such as Mokuba, Bakura, Pegasus wanted to try also, and Maul. This squirting sensation was a blast! Waters everywhere united [okay this is getting sick] the smoke from the fire gradually disintegrated. Leaving a nice clear blue sky and a wet roof...
The others were disgusted by this insanity, that they left the corridor. All was left of the party was the cake...
Maul: Anyone up for some cake?