Disclaimer: I don't own FY. (can you spot the tribute to GTA:vice city?)
(Continuing where we left off, Nakago is still staring at the screen, Rendered dumb by his choices.)
THB: Come on! I haven't got all day, I have stories to write, Fics to read, people to flame. Chop! Chop! Chop!
Nakago: What do you expect me to do? This is a hard decision to make.
THB: What's so difficult about it? Just pick, #1 or 2. Now hurry up! Or I'll make you say something even worse then this. And trust me, I can do that.
Nakago: ............fine! (picks choice #1)
( Time starts again)
Nakago: I AM NAKAGO MOON! CHAMPION OF LOVE AND JUSTICE!
Girl: *backing away s-l-o-w-l-y* Okayyyyyyy.
Nakago: No! Wait! What I really meant was......
(Time freezes and screen appears again.)
I'm actually a gay foreign hitchhiker and since I was dump by my boyfriend, I have been wandering around endlessly with little food, water or articles of clothing. ---Choice #1
Damn I'm horny, TAKE ME NOW! GODDAMNIT! ---Choice #2
IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND JUSTICE I EXPEL YOU EVIL DOERS! ---Choice #3
Nakago: Curse you! (Examines his choices and picks #3.)
(I' m tired of typing time freeze and all that crap so from now on, $ means time freezes and when the screen appears and & means time starts again, so anyway.)
&
Nakago: IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND JUSTICE I EXPEL YOU EVIL DOERS!
Girl: (Runs away screaming.)
Nakago: Great I scared her off, (picks up her backpack, and checks inside.) These things could be handle while I'm here. (Slings bag over his shoulders.)
Did I mention that the bag is hot pink in color and has powerpuff girls all over it? Well I should.
Yes I know, I'm evil. *Cackle! * *Cackle! *
$
THB: Yo, I see you made some progress in this world.
Nakago: Foul beast! Have you not tortured me enough? What do you what now?
THB: Watch your language asshole, actually I've come to help you, here. (A piece of paper appears in Nakago's hand.)
Nakago: What's this?
THB: That's the address to your supposedly reincarnated self, so if you're lucky, he'll help you out.
Nakago: I get reincarnated?
THB: Yeah, well I said too much already, good luck!
&
Nakago: (Stares at the paper.) Where the heck is this place?
???: There he is! That's the guy who tried to attack me!
(Nakago turns around and sees the same girl only 4 large primitive males were now with her.)
Girl: Look! He even stole my backpack Brother!
Man: Hey punk! How dare you try to hurt my little sister, you cross- dressing shit!
Nakago: *sigh* First of all, my name isn't PUNK, it's...
$
Lucy---Choice#1
Stacie---Choice#2
Geri---choice#3
Nakago moon---choice#4
Nakago: This sucks. (Picks #4)
&
Nakago: Nakago Moon!
Everybody: .......(Staring strangely at him.)
Nakago: Second of all.....
$
Man, I soooo need to get laid right now. Any of you big boys up to it? --- Choice #1
I'm a little teapot, short and stout! This is my handle this is my spout! La! La! La! La!--- Choice#2
DICKS! YOU'RE ALL DICKS! --- choice#3
Nakago:....Number 3 doesn't seem so bad. (Picks #3)
&
Nakago: DICKS! YOU'RE ALL DICKS!
(Hearing this, the four men started to approach the blond-haired man slowly, an angry (understatement) look in their eyes.)
Nakago: Stay back! Stay back! (Tries to charge up an energy ball but to no avail.) Damn I forgot.
Seeing 4 big men, fists clench walking towards him. Nakago decided to do the most dignified thing to do to get out of this situation with life and pride still intact.
He ran away screaming like a little girl, pink powerpuff girls bag still slung on his shoulders.
And somewhere in another world, a certain fanfic author is grinning like a maniac as he watches the seiryuu commander running away from several big males bearing down on him.
THB: The worst is yet to come Nakago, the worst is yet to come.....
Dang, I'm so freaky sometimes I scare myself. Please read and review. ( Oh, and I have nothing against sailor moon, I just think their lines are corny.)
(Continuing where we left off, Nakago is still staring at the screen, Rendered dumb by his choices.)
THB: Come on! I haven't got all day, I have stories to write, Fics to read, people to flame. Chop! Chop! Chop!
Nakago: What do you expect me to do? This is a hard decision to make.
THB: What's so difficult about it? Just pick, #1 or 2. Now hurry up! Or I'll make you say something even worse then this. And trust me, I can do that.
Nakago: ............fine! (picks choice #1)
( Time starts again)
Nakago: I AM NAKAGO MOON! CHAMPION OF LOVE AND JUSTICE!
Girl: *backing away s-l-o-w-l-y* Okayyyyyyy.
Nakago: No! Wait! What I really meant was......
(Time freezes and screen appears again.)
I'm actually a gay foreign hitchhiker and since I was dump by my boyfriend, I have been wandering around endlessly with little food, water or articles of clothing. ---Choice #1
Damn I'm horny, TAKE ME NOW! GODDAMNIT! ---Choice #2
IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND JUSTICE I EXPEL YOU EVIL DOERS! ---Choice #3
Nakago: Curse you! (Examines his choices and picks #3.)
(I' m tired of typing time freeze and all that crap so from now on, $ means time freezes and when the screen appears and & means time starts again, so anyway.)
&
Nakago: IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND JUSTICE I EXPEL YOU EVIL DOERS!
Girl: (Runs away screaming.)
Nakago: Great I scared her off, (picks up her backpack, and checks inside.) These things could be handle while I'm here. (Slings bag over his shoulders.)
Did I mention that the bag is hot pink in color and has powerpuff girls all over it? Well I should.
Yes I know, I'm evil. *Cackle! * *Cackle! *
$
THB: Yo, I see you made some progress in this world.
Nakago: Foul beast! Have you not tortured me enough? What do you what now?
THB: Watch your language asshole, actually I've come to help you, here. (A piece of paper appears in Nakago's hand.)
Nakago: What's this?
THB: That's the address to your supposedly reincarnated self, so if you're lucky, he'll help you out.
Nakago: I get reincarnated?
THB: Yeah, well I said too much already, good luck!
&
Nakago: (Stares at the paper.) Where the heck is this place?
???: There he is! That's the guy who tried to attack me!
(Nakago turns around and sees the same girl only 4 large primitive males were now with her.)
Girl: Look! He even stole my backpack Brother!
Man: Hey punk! How dare you try to hurt my little sister, you cross- dressing shit!
Nakago: *sigh* First of all, my name isn't PUNK, it's...
$
Lucy---Choice#1
Stacie---Choice#2
Geri---choice#3
Nakago moon---choice#4
Nakago: This sucks. (Picks #4)
&
Nakago: Nakago Moon!
Everybody: .......(Staring strangely at him.)
Nakago: Second of all.....
$
Man, I soooo need to get laid right now. Any of you big boys up to it? --- Choice #1
I'm a little teapot, short and stout! This is my handle this is my spout! La! La! La! La!--- Choice#2
DICKS! YOU'RE ALL DICKS! --- choice#3
Nakago:....Number 3 doesn't seem so bad. (Picks #3)
&
Nakago: DICKS! YOU'RE ALL DICKS!
(Hearing this, the four men started to approach the blond-haired man slowly, an angry (understatement) look in their eyes.)
Nakago: Stay back! Stay back! (Tries to charge up an energy ball but to no avail.) Damn I forgot.
Seeing 4 big men, fists clench walking towards him. Nakago decided to do the most dignified thing to do to get out of this situation with life and pride still intact.
He ran away screaming like a little girl, pink powerpuff girls bag still slung on his shoulders.
And somewhere in another world, a certain fanfic author is grinning like a maniac as he watches the seiryuu commander running away from several big males bearing down on him.
THB: The worst is yet to come Nakago, the worst is yet to come.....
Dang, I'm so freaky sometimes I scare myself. Please read and review. ( Oh, and I have nothing against sailor moon, I just think their lines are corny.)