Chapter 15.
A look of shock came over Riff, Magenta and the girls. 'Who could that be?'
asked Bianca.
'Riff be careful' said Magenta, running up to the banister on the stairs. She couldn't watch.
Riff carefully edged towards the door and opened it carefully. He saw two earthlings standing there. Barely in their twenties. The girl was a short, blonde little bimbo. She had a high-pitched voice. The guy was a tall, geeky looking guy with glasses.
Riff stared at them for a moment and then said, 'Hello.' In a surly voice.
The guy held out his hand to Riff as he said, 'Hi. My name's Brad Majors.' Riff denied the handshake. Brad continued, 'And this is my fiancée Janet Weiss.'
'Fiancé?' Riff thought to himself, 'They're how old exactly?'
'I was wondering, you see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?' he continued.
'Yes' said Riff, 'I think perhaps you better both, come inside.' And he led them in.
Janet said in her bimbo voice, 'You're too kind' and shot a glare at Brad.
'This way.' Said Riff. Magenta was still on the staircase but she saw that they were harmless and thought it'd be funny to have a joke and freak them out.
'Are, are you having a party?' asked Janet.
'Duh' muttered Arwen under her breath. Janet didn't notice. But Magenta did and she had to try and muffle laughs. They still hadn't noticed she was there.
'You've arrived on a rather special night' said Riff, 'It's one of the masters affairs.'
'Oh' said Janet in an airhead tone, 'Lucky him'
Magenta cried out, 'YOU'RE LUCKY, HE'S LUCKY, I'M LUCKY WE'RE ALL LUCKY!' and slid down the banister. She laughed evilly.
Then the clock chimed. Brad and especially Janet looked rather frightened.
Riff and Magenta started dancing around together. The girls followed suit.
Riff started singing, 'It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness, takes its toll. But listen closely.'
And then Magenta cried out, 'NOT FOR VERY MUCH LONGER.'
'I've got to keep control!' Riff continued.
'Nah' muttered the girls to each other.
'I REMEMBER' screeched Riff in his crazy voice, 'DOING THE TIME WARP! Drinking, THOSE MOMENTS WHEN!' THE BLACKNESS WOULD HIT ME. AND THE VOIDS WOULD BE CALLING!'
The girls ran backwards into the ballroom, laughing at Brad and Janet. Riff and Magenta pushed Brad and Janet into the ballroom, against their will.
'LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN.' Sung all the Trannies with Riff and Magenta.
And so the song went on, Janet fainting twice. Magenta watched her brother dancing and noticed how good he was at the dance. She couldn't wait to get home. To dance with her brother once more. With her people.
The girls were leaning over the railings, with water pistols aimed at Brad and Janet. They found it quite funny, their reactions every time something weird happened. Quite stupid things they were.
The Trannies, Riff and Magenta all collapsed on the floor.
'Riff be careful' said Magenta, running up to the banister on the stairs. She couldn't watch.
Riff carefully edged towards the door and opened it carefully. He saw two earthlings standing there. Barely in their twenties. The girl was a short, blonde little bimbo. She had a high-pitched voice. The guy was a tall, geeky looking guy with glasses.
Riff stared at them for a moment and then said, 'Hello.' In a surly voice.
The guy held out his hand to Riff as he said, 'Hi. My name's Brad Majors.' Riff denied the handshake. Brad continued, 'And this is my fiancée Janet Weiss.'
'Fiancé?' Riff thought to himself, 'They're how old exactly?'
'I was wondering, you see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?' he continued.
'Yes' said Riff, 'I think perhaps you better both, come inside.' And he led them in.
Janet said in her bimbo voice, 'You're too kind' and shot a glare at Brad.
'This way.' Said Riff. Magenta was still on the staircase but she saw that they were harmless and thought it'd be funny to have a joke and freak them out.
'Are, are you having a party?' asked Janet.
'Duh' muttered Arwen under her breath. Janet didn't notice. But Magenta did and she had to try and muffle laughs. They still hadn't noticed she was there.
'You've arrived on a rather special night' said Riff, 'It's one of the masters affairs.'
'Oh' said Janet in an airhead tone, 'Lucky him'
Magenta cried out, 'YOU'RE LUCKY, HE'S LUCKY, I'M LUCKY WE'RE ALL LUCKY!' and slid down the banister. She laughed evilly.
Then the clock chimed. Brad and especially Janet looked rather frightened.
Riff and Magenta started dancing around together. The girls followed suit.
Riff started singing, 'It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness, takes its toll. But listen closely.'
And then Magenta cried out, 'NOT FOR VERY MUCH LONGER.'
'I've got to keep control!' Riff continued.
'Nah' muttered the girls to each other.
'I REMEMBER' screeched Riff in his crazy voice, 'DOING THE TIME WARP! Drinking, THOSE MOMENTS WHEN!' THE BLACKNESS WOULD HIT ME. AND THE VOIDS WOULD BE CALLING!'
The girls ran backwards into the ballroom, laughing at Brad and Janet. Riff and Magenta pushed Brad and Janet into the ballroom, against their will.
'LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN.' Sung all the Trannies with Riff and Magenta.
And so the song went on, Janet fainting twice. Magenta watched her brother dancing and noticed how good he was at the dance. She couldn't wait to get home. To dance with her brother once more. With her people.
The girls were leaning over the railings, with water pistols aimed at Brad and Janet. They found it quite funny, their reactions every time something weird happened. Quite stupid things they were.
The Trannies, Riff and Magenta all collapsed on the floor.