BEST OF THE BEST
Hey all, I was going thorugh the conversations I've had with Sam and Jack since the begginging, mainly just MSN conversations, and I've decided that it'd be boring to put out the whole enitre conversations, so here's the Best of the Best.
"S"---------------- sam
"daniel"----------daniel
"jack" ----------jack

Colonel Jack says:
She gave me her time - aren't you jealous?
Daniel says:
of you? no way
Colonel Jack says:
Yu know Danny, some people think you and Carter should be a couple, course I know better. Sam has better taste
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Colonel Jack says:
Danny, did you lose the Major? What did you touch?
Daniel says:
^_-
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Daniel says:
yehsureyoubetcha
Colonel Jack says:
hey that's my line
Daniel says:
hehe
Colonel Jack says:
Danny doesn't say that!
Daniel says:
danny is mocking you! im sure he does THAT sometimes
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Colonel Jack says:
"Gee let's go look at the rocks!"
Daniel says:
Artifacts JACK they are artifacts
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Colonel Jack says:
Hey, Sam. Danny is still lost in the woods. Can we leave him there? Please!
S says:
oh ya jack we sure can
Colonel Jack says:
YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Daniel says:
*somewhere far off into the forest* Wooo I just felt the strangest chill....
Colonel Jack says:
*So Sam and Jack hold hands and walk off into the Sunset as Danny falls over a Rock"
Daniel says:
*still off in the forest* Aww wheres jack? Oooo! Rock!
Daniel says:
*still of somewhere* that is such a cool rock.... *puts rock in pocket* Cool? Darn Jack...
Daniel says:
*starts to find way out, trips overa really BIG rock andfalls into a pit*
Colonel Jack says:
*Breeze blows by with a snicker*
Daniel says:
Oh no. not another giant evil hole
Daniel says:
Jaaaaaaaaack!!!!!! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllpppppp!!!!!
Colonel Jack says:
*Hears screamming and crying* Major this way
Colonel Jack says:
"Coming danny!!!!!"
Daniel says:
*screams and crys*
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Colonel Jack says:
Stop screaming like a girl, you are attracting attention of the wild animals~
Daniel says:
*pouts*
Colonel Jack says:
And I know you touched something!
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Daniel says:
*heads off towards the temple*
Colonel Jack says:
Fine I pushed you back in (back into the hole) so you could have extra excercise and this is how you repay me. Fine. *Follows Danny*
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Daniel says:
This forest is really dense. Reminds of something... *looks at jack*
Colonel Jack says:
What?
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Colonel Jack says:
What do you women see in him?
Daniel says:
o.O
S says:
ask janet that one
Daniel says:
who me?
Daniel says:
you do mean me?
Daniel says:
what?
Daniel says:
jaaaaack!
Colonel Jack says:
Least he got his hair cut
Daniel says:
I happen to LIKE my hair
Colonel Jack says:
WHATTTTT? *he mocked*
Daniel says:
least my hair isnt *grey*
S says:
hey no need for that
Colonel Jack says:
It wasn't grey before I met you!
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Colonel Jack says:
Ok major, here is what you missed. Danny feel over a rock into a pit
S says:
ok
Daniel says:
*backs away*
Colonel Jack says:
There was a wild boar trying to get in after him
Colonel Jack says:
I cut down a vine, zatted the boar, and saved him
S says:
ok
Colonel Jack says:
Then he gave me back talk and I threw him back into the pit
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Colonel Jack says:
Next time I swear I am going to duct tape you up and carry you!
Daniel says:
i didnt touch anything!
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