A/N: For this one, JacobCarter is played by Jack's keeper and Janet is played by Sam's keeper. Cause we didn't have them yet...
Colonel Jack says:
I am heading throught the gate, Major, ladies first
S says:
*blushes* yes sir
S says:
*notices jack watchign*
Daniel says:
*groans*
Daniel says:
go all ready
Colonel Jack says:
*notices being noticed and blushes slightly in a manly way*
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Colonel Jack says:
Why aren't you? Guess you want to be last to have more time with Janet
Daniel says:
*backs away slowly*
Colonel Jack says:
Janet and Daniel sitting in a tree . . .
Daniel says:
just less time with you and sam flirting
Daniel says:
jack and sam in a tree yourself loverboy
Colonel Jack says:
We don't flirt - it is against regualtions
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Daniel says:
you two should head off to infirmary. i've got to uh.. i.. uh... artifacts... *attempts escape*
Colonel Jack says:
No you don't danny. You are coming too
Daniel says:
but... artifacts...
Daniel says:
uh...
Colonel Jack says:
They are just rocks
Daniel says:
artifacts...
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Colonel Jack says:
"We're off to see the Wizard the wonderful wizard of the infirmary" Sings
Daniel says:
*mumbles* wizard of infirmary... jack is the heartless tinman...
Colonel Jack says:
hey, still the superior officer
Daniel says:
dorothy sam and her little dog too
S says:
daneil want to expalain that to me?
Daniel says:
*shudders at the image of jack on a leash*
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Colonel Jack says:
Janet! Can we get this boy on some Ritlan?
Colonel Jack says:
Adderol?
Colonel Jack says:
Concerta?
Colonel Jack says:
Lithium?
Colonel Jack says:
Something!
S says:
*bows head with huge girn on face*
Daniel says:
anti-depressents...
Daniel says:
morphine...
Daniel says:
lots ans lots of morphine...
Colonel Jack says:
Celexa, Welburtrin something
S says:
*evil eye to danny*
Daniel says:
O.O
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Janet says:
i ll check u anyway
Daniel says:
uhm.. okaaay
S says:
this is going to be good sir
Colonel Jack says:
grins with delight - Wish I had popcorn
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Colonel Jack says:
Speak for yourself I was black oops remember?
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Colonel Jack says:
Major?
S says:
just a thougt
Colonel Jack says:
Well . . .
Colonel Jack says:
Share with the class
Daniel says:
yeh.some people like jack need all the thoughts he can get
Colonel Jack says:
hey!
Colonel Jack says:
I resemble that remark
S says:
*shakes head*
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Daniel says:
i was wondering if you'd... i mean that is... janet... would you... uh... *gulp*
Daniel says:
be gentle?
Daniel says:
*mently kicksself*
Colonel Jack says:
Well I don't hear him screaming anymore, think she is done with him
Janet says:
daneil were u goign to ask me somthign?
Colonel Jack says:
"Oh yes Doctor, will you go out with me" Jack whispers in a falsetto voice
S says:
*eyes wide* what did he jsut ask her
Colonel Jack says:
"Oh Doctor, you really know how to talk to a woman" Jack whispers again
Colonel Jack says:
Sure can't you tell with all the groams and screams - that is the translation
Daniel says:
uhm... yeh... uh... will you... are you... uh... *shakesheadindefeat* are you almost finished with me? the jungle atmosphere made me smell like ....jungle
Colonel Jack says:
"Doc" "Dr. Jackson" 'Doctor Fraiser" "Oh" "Oh" Jack whispers again
S says:
well i guess we don't need that plan sir
Colonel Jack says:
"You are so scholarly" "You are so medically inclinded" "Oh" - Yeah, guess you are right
Colonel Jack says:
No noise think she killed him?
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Colonel Jack says:
*glares at Daniel who should be grateful looks don't kill*
Daniel says:
*is grateful looksdont kill*
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Daniel says:
*runs to showersarea*
Colonel Jack says:
lucky i don't press charges
Daniel says:
*knocking randm man over in the hallway*
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Colonel Jack says:
Hey Sam let me put my shirt on *grins*
S says:
take ur time
Janet says:
*hums strip music*
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S says:
yes
Colonel Jack says:
yes!
Daniel says:
ohh yes! ppl, we arent running a herbal essencecommercial here
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Daniel says:
*is eating at a round table alone*
Colonel Jack says:
Hey, when did he show up?
Colonel Jack says:
Thought he was running arond with no pants
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S says:
yes of course row row row ur boat
Colonel Jack says:
gently down the stream
Daniel says:
merrily lets assume
Colonel Jack says:
life is but a dream
S says:
merrly merrly merrly *gets look in eyes*
Daniel says:
anightmare if you know jack...
Daniel says:
*feigns innocence*
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Colonel Jack says:
Sam save me from Rock freaks, please
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Sarah says:
sir u wnat some jello?
Daniel says:
mm green jello
Colonel Jack says:
That's why you are hear instead of writing papers on Sentinels in Cascade or on old immortals in paris. * yes thank you* or what ever else you egg heads do.
Colonel Jack says:
You like action!
Colonel Jack says:
Love my wit and sarcasm
Daniel says:
whatdoes action have to do with green jello?
Colonel Jack says:
Not to mention the pension plan
Sarah says:
*just sits eating jello smiling at friens brickering*
Colonel Jack says:
You love me pushing you in holes - dingbat
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S says:
*in gate room jacob comes thu*
Colonel Jack says:
Hey Dad
S says:
Dad!
Colonel Jack says:
That's what I said
S says:
sir
Daniel says:
*jabsjack* fraternizing
S says:
ya
Colonel Jack says:
what? I always call him Dad.
Daniel says:
sure you do
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Jacob says:
there are rummors that she(Nerti) has been experimenting on people at P3x 123
Daniel says:
experimenting how?
Jacob says:
She has been trying to creat the perfect host.
Daniel says:
O.O
Daniel says:
thats... uh... darn
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Okay, that's it for #3....