Disclaimer: I gotta tell ya, I'm getting tired of sayin' it. I DON'T OWN DARK ANGEL! This
writing is in no way meant to challenge the owners. I just do it for fun, and I need to get some
Dark Angel SOME way.
Author's Note: After you're finished reading and reviewing MY story, read Not Himself (and
Green Eggs and Ham) by Whisper and email her to SAVE DA! In the name of all the is good and
holy (AKA Dark Angel) If you're not an M/A fan, just read the authors notes and HELP SAVE
THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!
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Eyes wide, Max dashed behind the lockers at Jampony. "OC! Hide!"
Original Cindy let out a small shriek and rushed behind the lockers as well. "Boo, if I never see
you again, I want you to know that I love you. You're my sister," she told Max with tears in her
eyes and hugged her.
"I love you too," Max whispered. "If I die right now I need you to know that."
"I know, Boo. I know."
"What the hell are you two doing? Get back to work! Bip!" Normal yelled at them.
Max's eyes widened further, and she drew her finger across her throat. "Shut up, shut up!" she
hissed.
"Hey Max, OC. What's going on?" Sketchy asked, approaching the two.
"Shut up, shut up, shut up! We're not here!" Max snarled.
"Yeah Sketch, they're just a figment of your imagination."
Max grabbed Original Cindy by the shoulders and shoved her in front of herself like a human
shield. "It's all her fault!" Max yelled.
OC struggled as Alec turned away from Sketchy to grin at them. "What's the matter with you
two?" he asked them.
In the silence that ensued, you could have heard a pin drop. If not for the bips in the background.
"Max PLEASE!" OC begged, struggling to free herself from Max's grip to run away. Far away.
Alec raised an eyebrow. "Now Max, you know that's not nice," he scolded. "Using your friend
as a human shield. I thought you were braver than that."
Max whimpered.
Alec chuckled. "You guys can relax. I'm in too good of a mood to stay and tear you limb from
limb today." With that, Alec practically skipped away to get his first package of the day. (I know
that rhymed, but Alec is feeling *whimsical*! ^ o ^)
Max and OC visibly deflated. "Thank god," Max sighed.
OC turned around and smacked Max on the head. "He could've KILLED me!"
"What was with the whole rhyming thing?" Sketchy asked. (I just told you, you idiot! Geez, get
a clue... lol!)
"I don't know," Original Cindy replied, "but it sure as hell was creepy."
"I'll say," Max agreed, rubbing her head.
***
-Well this is COMPLETELY new,- Alec thought as he approached Normal to get his package.
He was actually HAPPY to see NORMAL! Well okay, truth be told, he was happy to see
EVERYONE today. But the Normal part? That was almost enough to flip his smile right over.
Almost.
"Heya Norm, whatcha got for me today?" Alec asked.
Normal raised his eyebrows in confusion. He handed Alec a stack of packages and muttered a
half-hearted bip. He looked like he was going into shock.
"What, I've never been happy before?" It was Alec's turn to raise an eyebrow.
" . . . Uh . . . Uh . . . Oh, right! I'm supposed to answer . . ." Normal muttered. "You . . . you
actually seem excited to get packages. . . ."
Alec grinned. "Of course! I mean, packages!" he said, drawing out the word packages. "Yay!"
Normal was as white as a ghost. "Bip . . ." he whimpered pathetically.
Alec grabbed the packages and continued his skip-walk to his bike.
***
"I don't get it!" Max said, frustrated. "He didn't even sleep with her! All he did was say 'Okay,
we can go out' or something along those lines and now he's all . . . all . . . pixie-like!"
"I know," Sketchy groused. "It's making me sick!"
"Ah, the joys of witnessin' love second-hand . . ." Original Cindy put in. She took a long, long
gulp of her beer.
Asha approached the trio, who sat at a table in Crash, trying to drown the evil memories of
'pixie-Alec.'
"Hey guys!" Asha greeted them bouncily. "Wassa matter?"
"Noooooo . . ." Max moaned. "Not another one . . ."
Asha pulled up a chair and plopped down next to Max. "How've ya been, Max? Good? Good,"
she said, despite the fact that Max was, in reality, near tears.
"Man, I had the BEST day today!" Asha began. "First, when I woke up I was actually awake,
you know? I hate all that asleep-and-walking stuff. And then I had honey nut Cheerios for
breakfast and they were sooo good!" And she continued on excitedly about her un-exciting day.
Why she was so excited about it wasn't quite clear. Max suspected it had nothing to do with her
day.
"Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up . . ." Max chanted under her breath.
Alec walked in, and Max almost screamed in pure joy, as Asha bounced away to meet him.
"Yay!" Sketchy said loudly. "She's finally gone!"
"I know, I thought the girl'd neva leave," Original Cindy said.
***
Asha sauntered up to Alec, the huge grin plastered on her face was mirrored by his own.
A new song came on. "Shall we try this again?" Alec asked, holding his hand out to her.
"I guess so."
"You guess so?"
"Mmm-hmm," Asha nodded.
"Come here, you," Alec growled playfully, and pulled her into his arms. He dragged her to the
dance floor.
~~~The waves keep on crashing on me for some reason
~~~But your love keeps on coming like a thunderbolt
~~~Well come here a little closer
~~~'Cause I wanna see you baby real close up
~~~Get over here
~~~Get over here
~~~You got me feelin' hella good so lets just keep on dancing
~~~You want me like you should so I'm gonna keep on dancing
~~~A performance deserving a standing ovation
~~~And who woulda thought it'd be the two of us
~~~So don't wake me if I'm dreaming
Alec stopped suddenly. "Shit," he whispered, staring at a point somewhere behind Asha. An old
acquaintance had just walked in, someone Alec had hoped to never see again. "Keep on
dancing," Alec whispered in Asha's ear. He spun them around, turning his back so the arrival
wouldn't recognize him.
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They get me feelin' hella good so you just keep on reviewing. . . .
writing is in no way meant to challenge the owners. I just do it for fun, and I need to get some
Dark Angel SOME way.
Author's Note: After you're finished reading and reviewing MY story, read Not Himself (and
Green Eggs and Ham) by Whisper and email her to SAVE DA! In the name of all the is good and
holy (AKA Dark Angel) If you're not an M/A fan, just read the authors notes and HELP SAVE
THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eyes wide, Max dashed behind the lockers at Jampony. "OC! Hide!"
Original Cindy let out a small shriek and rushed behind the lockers as well. "Boo, if I never see
you again, I want you to know that I love you. You're my sister," she told Max with tears in her
eyes and hugged her.
"I love you too," Max whispered. "If I die right now I need you to know that."
"I know, Boo. I know."
"What the hell are you two doing? Get back to work! Bip!" Normal yelled at them.
Max's eyes widened further, and she drew her finger across her throat. "Shut up, shut up!" she
hissed.
"Hey Max, OC. What's going on?" Sketchy asked, approaching the two.
"Shut up, shut up, shut up! We're not here!" Max snarled.
"Yeah Sketch, they're just a figment of your imagination."
Max grabbed Original Cindy by the shoulders and shoved her in front of herself like a human
shield. "It's all her fault!" Max yelled.
OC struggled as Alec turned away from Sketchy to grin at them. "What's the matter with you
two?" he asked them.
In the silence that ensued, you could have heard a pin drop. If not for the bips in the background.
"Max PLEASE!" OC begged, struggling to free herself from Max's grip to run away. Far away.
Alec raised an eyebrow. "Now Max, you know that's not nice," he scolded. "Using your friend
as a human shield. I thought you were braver than that."
Max whimpered.
Alec chuckled. "You guys can relax. I'm in too good of a mood to stay and tear you limb from
limb today." With that, Alec practically skipped away to get his first package of the day. (I know
that rhymed, but Alec is feeling *whimsical*! ^ o ^)
Max and OC visibly deflated. "Thank god," Max sighed.
OC turned around and smacked Max on the head. "He could've KILLED me!"
"What was with the whole rhyming thing?" Sketchy asked. (I just told you, you idiot! Geez, get
a clue... lol!)
"I don't know," Original Cindy replied, "but it sure as hell was creepy."
"I'll say," Max agreed, rubbing her head.
***
-Well this is COMPLETELY new,- Alec thought as he approached Normal to get his package.
He was actually HAPPY to see NORMAL! Well okay, truth be told, he was happy to see
EVERYONE today. But the Normal part? That was almost enough to flip his smile right over.
Almost.
"Heya Norm, whatcha got for me today?" Alec asked.
Normal raised his eyebrows in confusion. He handed Alec a stack of packages and muttered a
half-hearted bip. He looked like he was going into shock.
"What, I've never been happy before?" It was Alec's turn to raise an eyebrow.
" . . . Uh . . . Uh . . . Oh, right! I'm supposed to answer . . ." Normal muttered. "You . . . you
actually seem excited to get packages. . . ."
Alec grinned. "Of course! I mean, packages!" he said, drawing out the word packages. "Yay!"
Normal was as white as a ghost. "Bip . . ." he whimpered pathetically.
Alec grabbed the packages and continued his skip-walk to his bike.
***
"I don't get it!" Max said, frustrated. "He didn't even sleep with her! All he did was say 'Okay,
we can go out' or something along those lines and now he's all . . . all . . . pixie-like!"
"I know," Sketchy groused. "It's making me sick!"
"Ah, the joys of witnessin' love second-hand . . ." Original Cindy put in. She took a long, long
gulp of her beer.
Asha approached the trio, who sat at a table in Crash, trying to drown the evil memories of
'pixie-Alec.'
"Hey guys!" Asha greeted them bouncily. "Wassa matter?"
"Noooooo . . ." Max moaned. "Not another one . . ."
Asha pulled up a chair and plopped down next to Max. "How've ya been, Max? Good? Good,"
she said, despite the fact that Max was, in reality, near tears.
"Man, I had the BEST day today!" Asha began. "First, when I woke up I was actually awake,
you know? I hate all that asleep-and-walking stuff. And then I had honey nut Cheerios for
breakfast and they were sooo good!" And she continued on excitedly about her un-exciting day.
Why she was so excited about it wasn't quite clear. Max suspected it had nothing to do with her
day.
"Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up . . ." Max chanted under her breath.
Alec walked in, and Max almost screamed in pure joy, as Asha bounced away to meet him.
"Yay!" Sketchy said loudly. "She's finally gone!"
"I know, I thought the girl'd neva leave," Original Cindy said.
***
Asha sauntered up to Alec, the huge grin plastered on her face was mirrored by his own.
A new song came on. "Shall we try this again?" Alec asked, holding his hand out to her.
"I guess so."
"You guess so?"
"Mmm-hmm," Asha nodded.
"Come here, you," Alec growled playfully, and pulled her into his arms. He dragged her to the
dance floor.
~~~The waves keep on crashing on me for some reason
~~~But your love keeps on coming like a thunderbolt
~~~Well come here a little closer
~~~'Cause I wanna see you baby real close up
~~~Get over here
~~~Get over here
~~~You got me feelin' hella good so lets just keep on dancing
~~~You want me like you should so I'm gonna keep on dancing
~~~A performance deserving a standing ovation
~~~And who woulda thought it'd be the two of us
~~~So don't wake me if I'm dreaming
Alec stopped suddenly. "Shit," he whispered, staring at a point somewhere behind Asha. An old
acquaintance had just walked in, someone Alec had hoped to never see again. "Keep on
dancing," Alec whispered in Asha's ear. He spun them around, turning his back so the arrival
wouldn't recognize him.
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They get me feelin' hella good so you just keep on reviewing. . . .