Okay, quick briefing in narrative form.
Well, FlamingTigressMage, Natx, Tamara Raymond, Dekar, and I are all Yu-Gi- Oh fans. So, when we heard there was an interesting contest going on, we joined. The only problem was, we got transported to the Yu-Gi-Oh world with holographic fields, etc. (Don't ask.) Anyways, Ishizu Ishtar comes up to us and tells us that one of us has to save the world by winning the tournament. . . Marik would be in it, etc. So. . . [Time to switch out of narrative!]
Announcer: Welcome to the first annual.
Random Person: It can't be annual yet if it's the first one!
Announcer: Fine. Welcome to the first-ever Eternal Tournament of Oddness, where everything is completely strange! *wild cheering* The world's top Oddness duelists come here to play!
Tamara: Hey! I thought that this was a dueling tournament. . .
Dude: We all did. But, of course, this has to be "special."
Dekar: Special? *FlamingTigress snickers*
Dude: Hey! Shut up! It's my story, OK? Hey. . . *FlamingTigress (now known as FTM) and Dekar suddenly are wearing chicken suits*
Tamara and Natx: HAHAHAHAHA!
FTM and Dekar: Hey! Get us out of these!
Narrator: But Dude was too busy hearing the announcer. . .
Announcer: The first round shall be the Field Magic competition! Each person gets to make one Field Magic card! The funniest gets 2 points, the stupidest gets one, and the most useful gets 3 points! By the way, it's 3- way matches. Anyways. . . the first match will be FlamingTigressMage, Random Person, and Idiot Named Bob.
FTM: DUDE! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS BEFORE GOING DOWN TO PLAY!!!
Dude: *quietly* Haha. Serves you right for everything. . .
FTM: What?
Dude: Umm. nothing. Anyways, what will you do to get out of that?
FTM: Uh. How does not hurting you for the rest of the school year sound?
Dude: And the next. . .
FTM: *muttering* [strikethrough text] I'll be wearing this suit for a long time. . . [end strikethrough] And the next. . . *FTM's chicken suit disappears*
Dekar: Hey! What about me?
Dude: Hmmm. . . All of your Yu-Gi-Oh cards in the real world.
Dekar: Fine! *Chicken suit disappears*
*FTM goes down to play*
Announcer: Idiot Named Bob, what is your card?
INB: It's the Field of Slurpees! It gives all hungry monsters an extra 500 ATK!
Announcer: Uh. . . Right. Random Person?
RP: The Field of Evil Gym Class! Every turn this is on the field, Mr. V. [a really evil teacher] comes down and does 1000 damage to your opponent!
Announcer: Oooh! FlamingTigressMage?
FTM: The Hair-Pulling Field! Every turn, all monsters with hair on the field get their hairpulled and lose 200 ATK and DEF points!
Announcer: Scoring: INB gets stupidest, one point. RP gets most useful/funniest, five points. And FTM gets useful/funniest (Hey! It was a tie!) for five points!
FTM: Woohoo! BEAT THAT, LOSERS!
Announcer: Dude Smith, Evil Person, and Marik!
Dude: AUGH. Why do I have to face Marik? Wait. . . My author powers!
Announcer: Sorry. I meant Dude Smith, Evil Person, and BillyBobJoeBobJim.
Dude: Much better. How does the. . . Field of Destruction work? Every turn, all of your opponents' monsters summoned that turn are blown up by Tamara's machine guns!
EP: The Field of Idiot Named Bob! All monsters become stupid and rarely obey orders!
BBJBJ: The Cowboy Field! All horses lose 300 ATK and DEF points!
Announcer: Evil Person wins all three!
Dude: AHEM! *whispers into announcer's ear*
Announcer: OK, OK! Anything but the "ride-on-a-Petit-Moth treatment! Dude gets all six points!
Dude: Heehee. Cheating is fun.
Narrator: Anyways, Tamara's was the Field of Machine Guns, destroying every monster on the field (3 points), Natx's was the Field of Japanese Cards which allows Japanese cards to be played (3 points), and Dekar's was the Field of Neutrality, which does absolutely nothing (2 points).
Well, FlamingTigressMage, Natx, Tamara Raymond, Dekar, and I are all Yu-Gi- Oh fans. So, when we heard there was an interesting contest going on, we joined. The only problem was, we got transported to the Yu-Gi-Oh world with holographic fields, etc. (Don't ask.) Anyways, Ishizu Ishtar comes up to us and tells us that one of us has to save the world by winning the tournament. . . Marik would be in it, etc. So. . . [Time to switch out of narrative!]
Announcer: Welcome to the first annual.
Random Person: It can't be annual yet if it's the first one!
Announcer: Fine. Welcome to the first-ever Eternal Tournament of Oddness, where everything is completely strange! *wild cheering* The world's top Oddness duelists come here to play!
Tamara: Hey! I thought that this was a dueling tournament. . .
Dude: We all did. But, of course, this has to be "special."
Dekar: Special? *FlamingTigress snickers*
Dude: Hey! Shut up! It's my story, OK? Hey. . . *FlamingTigress (now known as FTM) and Dekar suddenly are wearing chicken suits*
Tamara and Natx: HAHAHAHAHA!
FTM and Dekar: Hey! Get us out of these!
Narrator: But Dude was too busy hearing the announcer. . .
Announcer: The first round shall be the Field Magic competition! Each person gets to make one Field Magic card! The funniest gets 2 points, the stupidest gets one, and the most useful gets 3 points! By the way, it's 3- way matches. Anyways. . . the first match will be FlamingTigressMage, Random Person, and Idiot Named Bob.
FTM: DUDE! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS BEFORE GOING DOWN TO PLAY!!!
Dude: *quietly* Haha. Serves you right for everything. . .
FTM: What?
Dude: Umm. nothing. Anyways, what will you do to get out of that?
FTM: Uh. How does not hurting you for the rest of the school year sound?
Dude: And the next. . .
FTM: *muttering* [strikethrough text] I'll be wearing this suit for a long time. . . [end strikethrough] And the next. . . *FTM's chicken suit disappears*
Dekar: Hey! What about me?
Dude: Hmmm. . . All of your Yu-Gi-Oh cards in the real world.
Dekar: Fine! *Chicken suit disappears*
*FTM goes down to play*
Announcer: Idiot Named Bob, what is your card?
INB: It's the Field of Slurpees! It gives all hungry monsters an extra 500 ATK!
Announcer: Uh. . . Right. Random Person?
RP: The Field of Evil Gym Class! Every turn this is on the field, Mr. V. [a really evil teacher] comes down and does 1000 damage to your opponent!
Announcer: Oooh! FlamingTigressMage?
FTM: The Hair-Pulling Field! Every turn, all monsters with hair on the field get their hairpulled and lose 200 ATK and DEF points!
Announcer: Scoring: INB gets stupidest, one point. RP gets most useful/funniest, five points. And FTM gets useful/funniest (Hey! It was a tie!) for five points!
FTM: Woohoo! BEAT THAT, LOSERS!
Announcer: Dude Smith, Evil Person, and Marik!
Dude: AUGH. Why do I have to face Marik? Wait. . . My author powers!
Announcer: Sorry. I meant Dude Smith, Evil Person, and BillyBobJoeBobJim.
Dude: Much better. How does the. . . Field of Destruction work? Every turn, all of your opponents' monsters summoned that turn are blown up by Tamara's machine guns!
EP: The Field of Idiot Named Bob! All monsters become stupid and rarely obey orders!
BBJBJ: The Cowboy Field! All horses lose 300 ATK and DEF points!
Announcer: Evil Person wins all three!
Dude: AHEM! *whispers into announcer's ear*
Announcer: OK, OK! Anything but the "ride-on-a-Petit-Moth treatment! Dude gets all six points!
Dude: Heehee. Cheating is fun.
Narrator: Anyways, Tamara's was the Field of Machine Guns, destroying every monster on the field (3 points), Natx's was the Field of Japanese Cards which allows Japanese cards to be played (3 points), and Dekar's was the Field of Neutrality, which does absolutely nothing (2 points).