A/N: Modified Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to any character in this
story. I have permission to borrow Tamara Raymond's jokes (some of them, at
least. I only use about two.) Any similarities to other stories are purely
coincidental. OK, sorry about all that junk. I kinda had to. . . Anyways. .
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Narrator: Welcome to Chapter 2! The chapter of JOY!
Dude: OK, you're really close to being sacked. Meanwhile. . .
*shifts to a meeting of masked people*
Big Guy: Welcome to the fifth meeting of Pyromaniacs Anonymous!
***
Announcer: And now, it's time for round 2! The Trap Fusion Round! *wild cheering* Everyone uses the card Trapymerzation to fuse up to three traps! Scoring is as before.
Natx: Trapymerzation? I suppose that that fuses traps?
Dekar: No, really? I thought it fused magic cards!
Natx: Hey! Watch your mouth!
Dekar: I can't see my mouth! *fight erupts*
Random Tournament Manager: Hey! Stop that or you'll get disqualified!
***
Meanwhile.
Unknown Voice: Marik! Come here!
Marik: Well, well, well. Another challenger? Hahaha! I shall crush you! Hey, where's my Millennium Rod?
Unknown Voice: Now, you are MY mind-slave!
Marik: Noooooo!!!!
*** Tamara: Did you here that scream?
Dekar: Yeah! It sounded like Marik! WOOHOO! Marik screams like a girl!
FTM: A girl? Is that supposed to be an insult?
Dekar: Uhh. . . Umm. . .
FTM: I'll get you for that!
Both: Ow! Hey! DIE! *Tamara is dragged in* You little! DIEDIEDIEDIE!
Crowd: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
*all three suddenly fly apart, crying. Natx and Dude start pulling a huge amount of onions out of their pockets*
Natx: Onions? Where did these come from?
Dude: Who knows? I'll just erase them. . . HEY! My author powers are gone! NOOOO!!!
Unknown Voice: *out of earshot* Hahahaha. . .
Announcer: And now comes Marik, INB, and Dekar!
Dekar: Ugh. Well. . . here goes. I fuse Attack and Receive with Solemn Wishes to create Attack and Wish! It's a Continuous Trap that lets you make a wish every time you attack, and then you flip a coin. If you call it correctly, your wish is granted. If not, you lose. But! I fuse THAT with. . . uh. . . ah yes, Chain Destruction to create Chain Attack! It's a Normal Trap that allows all attacking monsters to let you draw a card and wrap up other monsters in chains!
INB: I fuse Trapymerzation with Trapymerzation to create Double Trapymerzation!
Announcer: Uhh. . . that made Trapymerzation.
INB: OK then!
Marik: *talking with the mind-control freaky voice* I. . . will. . . fuse. . .
Dekar: Hey! Look over there! A two-headed thing with the Millennium Rod!
Tamara: NOO!! It can't be!
Dude: NO!
FTM: NO!
Natx: NO!
Dekar: NO!
Dude: The evil, terrible, horrid. . . VOLITLER!
*explosion is heard in the distance*
All: NOOOOOO!!!!
Dude: The evil fusion between Ms. Witler [an evil math teacher] and Mr. V!
Volitler: HAHAHAHAHA! I will enslave you all by forcing you to do easy math assignments and MAKE AN EFFORT! [That's one of Mr. V's evil sayings] *jumps up to the roof and flies away, still mind-controlling Marik*
Announcer: Anyways. . . Continue, Marik.
Natx: Wait! If Volitler *explosion is heard in the distance* had the Millennium Rod, what about Marik?
Dude: Uhh. . . Uh-oh. HE'S MIND-CONTROLLED!!
All: NOOOOO!!!
Marik: I. . . fuse. . . Card. . . Destruction. . . with. . .
Announcer: Hurry up!
Marik: *still in the mind-control voice* Fine! IfuseCardDestructionwithShadowofEyestocreatetheterribleevilhorribleeylashdes troyer!
All: What?
Announcer: Slow down!
Marik: Well, you wanted me to speed up, so I did.
Announcer: Don't test me!
Marik: Oooh! If 3x+4=4, what does x equal?
Announcer: Oh, JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Marik: I fuse CaRd DeStRuCtIon. . . [A/N: I give full credit to DVD185 for the Shift key thing. . .]
Natx: What's wrong with his Shift key?
Tamara: Who knows? Maybe Volitler *explosion is heard in the distance* did it?
MaRiK: wItH sHaDoW oF eYeS tO cReAtE. . .
*Random person comes in and fixes the key*
Marik: The terrible, evil, horrible. . . EYELASH DESTROYER!
Crowd: NOOOOOO!!!!
FTM: Uh. . . Eyelash Destroyer? Is Volitler *explosion is heard in the distance* crazier than we thought?
*FTM and Tamara burst out laughing*
Both: eYeLaSh DeStRoYeR? NoW tHaT's fUnNy. . . hEy, WhAt'S uP wItH oUr ShIfT kEyS nOw?
Dude: Ugh. . . Dang typos. . . But there is one message board username that says it all: tuckingfypos! *fixes Shift keys*
Tamara: Much better.
Marik: Which destroys all monsters' eyelashes, making them angry, which makes them get bad test grades and not MAKE AN EFFORT!
Random Person: What's wrong with th. . . OW!!! *gets smacked on the head by the Millennium Rod, right as Tamara collides with INB*
INB: *in high voice* Bubbles, this is uncomfortable! *in a different voice* Oh, Blossom, shut up! *in yet another voice* Buttercup, watch your mouth! And no, Blossom, we can't!
Tamara: WHAT?!?
INB: Uhh. . . nothing. . . you must be delusional. . .
*Natx pulls off INB's cloak, revealing the Powerpuff Girls standing on each others' shoulders*
Tamara: The Powerpuffs!? GET 'EM! *our little group pulls out machine guns, flamethrowers, etc. [We obviously hate the Powerpuffs]*
Powerpuffs: Eeek! Run away! *fly off, only to be intercepted by Volitler*
Volitler: Ahh! My cousins!
Powerpuffs: What a bad day. . . TEDDY!!! *they fly away*
Volitler: WAIT! Give me your math tests and MAKE AN EFFORT! *goes after Powerpuffs*
FTM: Cousins? The Powerpuffs are Volitler's *explosion is heard in the distance* cousins?
***
Later. . .
Dude: So. Our scores are decent. They're all between seven and. . .
Loud voice from nowhere: THIS CHAPTER IS TOO LONG! END IT!
Dude: I was about to! Now. . . Aha! There you are!
BOOM!
Dude: Much better. Anyways, I was saying that they're all between seven and eleven. So, we all qualify for the next round.
***
Narrator: Will Marik be stopped? Or, for that matter, will Volitler *explosion is heard in the distance* be stopped? What other freaks are hanging around in disguise? Find out in the next chapter of. . . Uh. . . what's the story called again?
This narrator has been sacked. We apologize for the problem.
Dipsy: Time for tubby. . .
BOOM!
This narrator has been sacked and shot. Apologies.
Rabid Malik [Marik's Japanese name] Fan Girl: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HAVE MALIK MIND-CONTROLLED?
Dude: Geez, calm down. And anyways, aren't you supposed to be on the GameFAQs board?
RMFG: Yeah, but WHY DID YOU MAKE MALIK SUBJECTED TO TORTURE? *charges Dude*
Dude: *dodging* AUTHOR POLICE!
Policeman: Rabid Malik Fan Girl, you are arrested for a) being a non-author barging into a FanFiction story, b) not staying on your home board, c) attempting to maul an author, and d) being a Marik fan girl.
RMFG: WHAT! Charge d is wrong! And. . . MMPH!! MMMPH MMMMPHHH!
Dude: Tamara? Torture time! *Tamara laughs evilly* Oh, and you too FTM!
FTM: FUN!!!
Narrator: Welcome to Chapter 2! The chapter of JOY!
Dude: OK, you're really close to being sacked. Meanwhile. . .
*shifts to a meeting of masked people*
Big Guy: Welcome to the fifth meeting of Pyromaniacs Anonymous!
***
Announcer: And now, it's time for round 2! The Trap Fusion Round! *wild cheering* Everyone uses the card Trapymerzation to fuse up to three traps! Scoring is as before.
Natx: Trapymerzation? I suppose that that fuses traps?
Dekar: No, really? I thought it fused magic cards!
Natx: Hey! Watch your mouth!
Dekar: I can't see my mouth! *fight erupts*
Random Tournament Manager: Hey! Stop that or you'll get disqualified!
***
Meanwhile.
Unknown Voice: Marik! Come here!
Marik: Well, well, well. Another challenger? Hahaha! I shall crush you! Hey, where's my Millennium Rod?
Unknown Voice: Now, you are MY mind-slave!
Marik: Noooooo!!!!
*** Tamara: Did you here that scream?
Dekar: Yeah! It sounded like Marik! WOOHOO! Marik screams like a girl!
FTM: A girl? Is that supposed to be an insult?
Dekar: Uhh. . . Umm. . .
FTM: I'll get you for that!
Both: Ow! Hey! DIE! *Tamara is dragged in* You little! DIEDIEDIEDIE!
Crowd: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
*all three suddenly fly apart, crying. Natx and Dude start pulling a huge amount of onions out of their pockets*
Natx: Onions? Where did these come from?
Dude: Who knows? I'll just erase them. . . HEY! My author powers are gone! NOOOO!!!
Unknown Voice: *out of earshot* Hahahaha. . .
Announcer: And now comes Marik, INB, and Dekar!
Dekar: Ugh. Well. . . here goes. I fuse Attack and Receive with Solemn Wishes to create Attack and Wish! It's a Continuous Trap that lets you make a wish every time you attack, and then you flip a coin. If you call it correctly, your wish is granted. If not, you lose. But! I fuse THAT with. . . uh. . . ah yes, Chain Destruction to create Chain Attack! It's a Normal Trap that allows all attacking monsters to let you draw a card and wrap up other monsters in chains!
INB: I fuse Trapymerzation with Trapymerzation to create Double Trapymerzation!
Announcer: Uhh. . . that made Trapymerzation.
INB: OK then!
Marik: *talking with the mind-control freaky voice* I. . . will. . . fuse. . .
Dekar: Hey! Look over there! A two-headed thing with the Millennium Rod!
Tamara: NOO!! It can't be!
Dude: NO!
FTM: NO!
Natx: NO!
Dekar: NO!
Dude: The evil, terrible, horrid. . . VOLITLER!
*explosion is heard in the distance*
All: NOOOOOO!!!!
Dude: The evil fusion between Ms. Witler [an evil math teacher] and Mr. V!
Volitler: HAHAHAHAHA! I will enslave you all by forcing you to do easy math assignments and MAKE AN EFFORT! [That's one of Mr. V's evil sayings] *jumps up to the roof and flies away, still mind-controlling Marik*
Announcer: Anyways. . . Continue, Marik.
Natx: Wait! If Volitler *explosion is heard in the distance* had the Millennium Rod, what about Marik?
Dude: Uhh. . . Uh-oh. HE'S MIND-CONTROLLED!!
All: NOOOOO!!!
Marik: I. . . fuse. . . Card. . . Destruction. . . with. . .
Announcer: Hurry up!
Marik: *still in the mind-control voice* Fine! IfuseCardDestructionwithShadowofEyestocreatetheterribleevilhorribleeylashdes troyer!
All: What?
Announcer: Slow down!
Marik: Well, you wanted me to speed up, so I did.
Announcer: Don't test me!
Marik: Oooh! If 3x+4=4, what does x equal?
Announcer: Oh, JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Marik: I fuse CaRd DeStRuCtIon. . . [A/N: I give full credit to DVD185 for the Shift key thing. . .]
Natx: What's wrong with his Shift key?
Tamara: Who knows? Maybe Volitler *explosion is heard in the distance* did it?
MaRiK: wItH sHaDoW oF eYeS tO cReAtE. . .
*Random person comes in and fixes the key*
Marik: The terrible, evil, horrible. . . EYELASH DESTROYER!
Crowd: NOOOOOO!!!!
FTM: Uh. . . Eyelash Destroyer? Is Volitler *explosion is heard in the distance* crazier than we thought?
*FTM and Tamara burst out laughing*
Both: eYeLaSh DeStRoYeR? NoW tHaT's fUnNy. . . hEy, WhAt'S uP wItH oUr ShIfT kEyS nOw?
Dude: Ugh. . . Dang typos. . . But there is one message board username that says it all: tuckingfypos! *fixes Shift keys*
Tamara: Much better.
Marik: Which destroys all monsters' eyelashes, making them angry, which makes them get bad test grades and not MAKE AN EFFORT!
Random Person: What's wrong with th. . . OW!!! *gets smacked on the head by the Millennium Rod, right as Tamara collides with INB*
INB: *in high voice* Bubbles, this is uncomfortable! *in a different voice* Oh, Blossom, shut up! *in yet another voice* Buttercup, watch your mouth! And no, Blossom, we can't!
Tamara: WHAT?!?
INB: Uhh. . . nothing. . . you must be delusional. . .
*Natx pulls off INB's cloak, revealing the Powerpuff Girls standing on each others' shoulders*
Tamara: The Powerpuffs!? GET 'EM! *our little group pulls out machine guns, flamethrowers, etc. [We obviously hate the Powerpuffs]*
Powerpuffs: Eeek! Run away! *fly off, only to be intercepted by Volitler*
Volitler: Ahh! My cousins!
Powerpuffs: What a bad day. . . TEDDY!!! *they fly away*
Volitler: WAIT! Give me your math tests and MAKE AN EFFORT! *goes after Powerpuffs*
FTM: Cousins? The Powerpuffs are Volitler's *explosion is heard in the distance* cousins?
***
Later. . .
Dude: So. Our scores are decent. They're all between seven and. . .
Loud voice from nowhere: THIS CHAPTER IS TOO LONG! END IT!
Dude: I was about to! Now. . . Aha! There you are!
BOOM!
Dude: Much better. Anyways, I was saying that they're all between seven and eleven. So, we all qualify for the next round.
***
Narrator: Will Marik be stopped? Or, for that matter, will Volitler *explosion is heard in the distance* be stopped? What other freaks are hanging around in disguise? Find out in the next chapter of. . . Uh. . . what's the story called again?
This narrator has been sacked. We apologize for the problem.
Dipsy: Time for tubby. . .
BOOM!
This narrator has been sacked and shot. Apologies.
Rabid Malik [Marik's Japanese name] Fan Girl: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HAVE MALIK MIND-CONTROLLED?
Dude: Geez, calm down. And anyways, aren't you supposed to be on the GameFAQs board?
RMFG: Yeah, but WHY DID YOU MAKE MALIK SUBJECTED TO TORTURE? *charges Dude*
Dude: *dodging* AUTHOR POLICE!
Policeman: Rabid Malik Fan Girl, you are arrested for a) being a non-author barging into a FanFiction story, b) not staying on your home board, c) attempting to maul an author, and d) being a Marik fan girl.
RMFG: WHAT! Charge d is wrong! And. . . MMPH!! MMMPH MMMMPHHH!
Dude: Tamara? Torture time! *Tamara laughs evilly* Oh, and you too FTM!
FTM: FUN!!!