Hi everyone! Welcome to chapter 6! Or 7.or maybe even 8? I dunno, that "default chapter" messed up all the numbers. Sorry 'bout that. And also, I was also smart enough to erase half of the story, and now it makes no sense whatsoever.. Hn. Now all of you see how smart I am..

Bakura: *chants* you can't count, you can't count!

Noname: I'm way tired of all your crap Bakura. I think I'll kick you out of the story-

Bakura: Do not forget, you may be the authoress, but I'm m the stealer of souls-

Yugi: you are? My shoes are busting at the ends.. Can I have an extra sole to put-

Bakura: NOT SHOE SOLES YOU DIMWIT!!!

Noname: *laughs* don't be mean to Yugi, what did he ever do to you? And If I can't count, let's see you try. 1-20, right now.

Bakura: Fine. 1.2.3.. 7.. 10.red.orange.book.8,964,652. 45.79%. 20! Ha! In your face!

Noname: look who can't count! Oh! The* thankies* list, I almost forgot.

Hana No Ceres, Kymori Muto, Yami Tsuki Tenshi, Kou-Andrea, Crystaldragon98, MagiA, silver-fanged dragon, Sarina Fannel, R. Amethyst, Yams&Hicky, kaehimi, UK Chatte, Angel Guardian, Ice, randalbezerker, Archer of Blue Mist, Baki-Chan, Lady Pegasus, Zoe Moto, Spark-Gurl, Garu 37, Storm _Child, Crossover Authoress, Raven, Gigglepex, and last but not least Arod- Fan.

I wanna thank all of you for reading my story. And please don't forget to review Bakura. He is almost satisfied about the amount of reviews he received. (

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Chapter 7









I slid off my uniform pants and put on my stiff black ones with buckles all over them, and at the same time slid a loose black t-shirt over my head while thinking about the primary steps of my plan.

The first thing I would have to do is go to Malik for help, liked planned before... I know he'll be willing to help me. Before Ryou's streak of weirdness they where like um. real close. I know he's wondering what's wrong with Ryou too. Okay.over to Malik's! It's finally time to carry out my wonderful, magnificent, pl-

/ Yugi? /

// What! I'm busy! //

/ I accidentally.. Well, I didn't mean to, it just happened./

// What Yami? Spit it out! //

/ I can't find our glasses! /

// Don't worry Yami; you put them on the table like I told you right? If you lost them, heck, wouldn't that be a total calamity? You're very funny Yami. Hilarious. //

/ Well, actually. I think I by mistake, sent them to the shadow realm. along with your money, and uh. your diary too. You left them in your soul room, so-/

// WHAT?! HOW? YAMI? HOW MAY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH THE SHADOW REALM! //

/ Sorry. /

// SORRY? IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY ON THE ACCOUNT OF ME HAVING PRACTICALLY 7/ 20 VISION, BROKE, AND NO RECORD OF MY PERSONAL THOGHTS ANF FEELINGS? HUH? YAMI!! YOU"RE JUST SO DIIFFICULT! YOU CAN"T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! FROM NOW ON NO MORE SHADOW POWERS, AND STOP THE NONSENCE! //

/ Someone woke on the wrong side of the bed this morning. /

// Oh Yami, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you, it's just that you loose everything I give you, and destroy everything you touch. And I was wrong. you can do some things right, 60 percent of the time at least, and you do act your age. With age comes wisdom, and that's why you're so wise. And sometimes when people age, they forget, like you, and loose things, like their common sense. I'm sorry Yami. I'll try to acknowledge the fact that you're so old, senile, and useless. I mean it. //

/ That was an offensive apology. /

// It's a compliment//

/ No, it's an indirect insult/

// Yami? //

/ Yes? /

/I really can't see that well right now, without my eyeglasses and all. /

// This is my fault, let me take over and-//

/ N-NO!! That'll ruin the plan, and you'll be mad when you find out where we're going/

/ Oh sweetheart, you silly goose/

// Stop it Yami! This is serious now!//

/ Okay sweetie, where can Yami take you//

// Don't call me those "cutie" names, and don't talk about yourself in third person//

/ OkayYogi, where are we going? /

// Yugi!!//

/ Whatever/

// Yami look. Stop the nonsense.

/ Where are we going? /

// Malik's house, it's only a few blocks away.//



// WAIT! What business do you have with that demon from hell!? //

/ That wasn't a nice thing to say! He's not that mean, Yami. /

// The same Malik who wanted the millennium puzzle? The same Malik who almost burnt you to a crisp trying to get it? The same Malik who wanted to take over the world? The same Malik that allies with that tomb robber? //

// Yami! I just need to talk to him about Ryou.//

/ Ryou? Yogi, this is the third time I have to tell you, there is nothing wrong with Ryou, and if he needed help, he would ask for it. /

// YUGI!! Not Yogi! You would've thought after a few years of knowing me you could get my name right! Just. Just take over already.

/ Fine. Let me take over now. /

I relaxed as I let Yami take over, and reappeared in my soul room. I stepped on and over thorough floor scattered with toys, grabbed the pillow, and lazily fell down to the floor. This is going to be a very painfully long day.





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