Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN GUNDAM WING!!!! Geez do I gotta keep doin that?!?! * gets the look from the lawyers * * sweatdrops * heh guess I do then. .
Anywayz this is my attempt at another Humor fic that dosn't involve Yaoi or me and my grlz.... Its basically another Duo gets board and almost kills everyone fic hehehehe
guyz all in the living room of one of Quatres mansions *
Duo: IM BOARD!!!!
Quatre: You're always board Duo.
Duo: BUT NOT LIKE THIS!!! I haven't done anything "fun " in hours!!!!
Heero: * working on his laptop * Duo what you consider "fun" always ends up with us getting hurt!!
Wufei: * polishing his sword * .......
Duo: that's not totally my fault..
all the guys look at him like yea rite *
Duo: ok so maybe it's mostly my fault but you guys haven't learned how to get out of the way yet!!
Trowa: * pratcing his clown routine * that's not exactly our job Duo!!
Duo: oh well * sits on couch n pouts *
guys go back to what they were doing before *
duo sneaks out unnoticed a few min. later *
walks in the kitchen and finds a bottle of bleach *
Duo: * thinking to himself * wonder what would happen if I.. * smile slowly spreads across his face as he runs to play his next prank *
a few hours later Wufei gets out of the shower and looks into the mirror *
downstairs the boys hear an earshattering scream from Wufei , they all turn and look at Duo *
Duo: what?!?!
Quatre: what have you done this time Duo?
Duo: why are you looking at me?!?!?!
Heero: because you are the only one that can make Wufei scream like that.
Duo: but ..
Wufei comes running down stairs *
Duo: YIPES!! * hides behind the couch covering himself with a pillow *
Trowa: that's not going to save you Duo...
wufei takes the other pillow and starts hitting duo with it *
Other guys : O.O what the..?!?!
Quatre: did he do something to Wufei's brain or is Wufei just in so much shock he doesn't realize a pillow cant do any damage??
Heero and Trowa: WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HAIR?!?!?!?! * wufeis hair had turned a whitish color *
Duo: * hears Wufei run into the room and a few min later suddenly realizes that he isn't dead * what the.. * takes pillow off his head only to get hit by Wufei with the one he had picked up *
Wufei: YOU.* hits him*..WEAK..* hits him again* .. BAKA!!. * hits him again*
Duo: ACK!! AHHH!!!! STOP!!! * looks at Wufei realizing that he has a chance to escape but sees his hair and sits in shock only to get smacked with a pillow again *
out of nowhere Wufei pulls out a paintball gun *
Duo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * tries to run but trips and his hair gets soaked with paint *
Wufei: DON'T MESS WITH ME!!!!! * starts evil laughing *
all other guys sit in shock *
Duo: AHHHHH!!! * runs away screaming *
Wufei: GET BACK HERE!!!!! I'M GUNNA GET YOU , YOU WEAK BAKA!!!!! * Chases him evilly laughing and shooting paint everywhere *
Quatre: I'll lock the doors ...
Heero: I'll board up the windows...
Trowa: I'll go lock up the gundams..
all that is heard now is the sound of Duo screaming and Wufei's Evil laughing with the sound of Paintballs being shot *
I went back and tried to fix all the slang stuff but proablly missed a bunch of stuff sorry guys, ok well I'm pleased with the reviews I got so I just finished the second Chapter , HOPE YOU ENJOY!!

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