Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing in any way at all, wish I did though. * goes on talkin n talkin n talkin never 2 stop!!!* hehehe
I FINALLY FINISHED IT!!!!!!! And same rules apply here too but I am looking for at least another 3 reviews to continue unless I'm in a good mood one day hehehehehe (
Usual Tricks Chap. 2
It had been a pretty peaceful day considering that the day before Duo had dyed Wufei's Hair white and gotten very little revenge on Wufei's part for it .. Now he was waiting for what he knew was coming
Heero Trowa Quatre and Wufei are sitting in the Garage working on there Gundams *
Quatre: Wufei, how long do you think you're going to live after Duo sees what you have done?
Wufei: I don't care I got my revenge on that weak baka!!! That's all that matters
Heero: but you know he's just going to retaliate on the bases of "revenge" too rite?
Quatre: and you know that he likes to have any reason to seek you out and terrorize you rite?
Wufei: uh.. * sweatdrops * oops ...
Heero: "hn" * a smug grin crosses his face before he continues back to work *
Duo walks in *
Duo: sup guys?
Wufei: * jumps up and runs out screaming * I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
Duo: what the.. * looks over at the others *
Quatre: we know nothing
Heero: we saw nothing
Trowa: we spoke nothing
Duo: oooook then. * looks at them like they are all crazy *
Duo walks away to start working on his Gundam when there is a LOUD scream and the sound of a crowbar hitting the ground *
Quatre: were dead
Heero: not if we run..
Quatre: LETS GO!!
Quatre Heero and Trowa run out of Garage and find a "safe" hiding spot *
Duo runs back to where he last left the others *
Duo: GUYS?!?!?! GUYS!! I KNOW YOU KNEW!!!!
stops and looks around *
Duo: .guys???..HEERO??? TROWA???? QUATRE??? WUFEI!!!!!!!!
* starts thinking they were all probably in it together they just want to get one over on me well it won't work!!! *
Duo * talking to no one really * : well now what..
then starts thinking that's ok I'll just get a lil paybacks and sets out to do so *
meanwhile at the hiding spot *
Quatre: think its safe?
Heero: no
Trowa:..
Quatre: we should just leve the state, we are soooo dead!!
Heero what do you mean?
Quatre: well after we acted all guilty and all he is probably blaming us..
Heero: oh.
* all 3 guys get a look of total horror on there faces *
All 3 guys: OMG!! OUR GUNDAMS!!!!!
boys run to check on there gundams and are very shocked at what they find *
Quatre: THAT'S NOT RITE!! * Sandrock has been painted light pink with buttercups as a leigh around its neck and a Gundam sized Hula skirt *
Heero: NOOOOO!!!!!! * Wing Zero had been painted a darker pink with a purple paint job from the waist down and.. relenas picture painted on the face * ACK!! AHHHHHH!!! NOOOO!! HEP ME , HELP ME , HELP ME!!! * runs around screaming *
Trowa: ///O ...... * Heavyarms had a Gundam sized ballet uniform on *
Heero stops and suddenly pulls out something from his jeans *
Trowa and Quatre recognise this and start yelling at him *
Quatre: NOOOO HEERO!!!!!!!
Trowa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! STOP !!!!!!!!!
Heero not listening pressed the self-detonation switch that he had pulled out *
Wing Zero blows up along with the other Gundams that were unfortunately standing to close at the time *
Quatre: he. he... NOOOOOO * goes Zero and starts destroying everything *
Trowa: AHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID HEERO!!!!
Heero: * not noticing all that had gone on a minute ago * I have destroyed relena ..the world is a better place now.
Trowa: * grabs him and shakes him * YOU.JUST.DESTROYED .ALL OF.OUR .GUNDAMS!!!!!!!
Heero: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Trowa: AND QUATRE HAS GONE ZERO!!!!!!
Heero: w..what?!?!
Heero finally understands what he had done and drops on the floor n a little ball covering his head and yelling *
Heero: DON'T HURT ME, PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: * evil laughing * YOU DESTROYED SANDROCK NOW YOU WILL PAY!!!!
Trowa picks up Heero and drags him out of the Garage before the Insane Quatre can get a hold of either of them *
Relena runs up *
Relena: HEERO!!! HHHHHEEEERRRRROOOO!!!
Heero: * looks pissed* can this day get any worse?
Trowa: um.. yea
relena runs over and hugs Heero *
Trowa: it just did ...
Heero: I'M MELTING!! I'M MELTING !!! NOOO!!! LET GO YOU BITCH!!!
Relena: I'll be you're bitch any day Heero!
Heero: NO THATS NOT WHAT I MENT!!!
Relena: Oh of course it is Heero!!
Heero: A little help Trowa?
Trowa: * sigh* if I must but it is fun seeing you being tortured by her...
Heero: fine next time Catherine jumps you I'm not helping!
Trowa quickly pulls out 45.mm and shoots Relena *
Heero: that was close ..
Trowa: you were almost dead *smirks *
Heero: That's cruel Trowa
Trowa: I know
meanwhile Duo was inside plotting his next trick on poor Wufei *
Duo: hmmm wonder where Fei is..
gives up trying to find him an goes into the kitchen where Wufei's favorite drink had been carelessly left on the kitchen counter *
* looks at the drink for a minute and decides that Wufei could use a good laugh. or maybe just himself but who cares rite?? As long as someone gets a good laugh *
Duo finds everything he is looking for *
Duo: lets see.. I have the vinegar and the baking soda and the salt.. hmmm anything else? Guess not ..
Duo proceeds pouring everything but the baking soda into the almost full glass of Mountain dew *
Hears Wufei coming and rite before he enters the kitchen Duo pours the Baking soda into the now horrible tasting drink..*
Wufei walks in, picks up the morning news paper and reaches behind himself to grab the Drink that he had left on the counter and takes a drink *
Wufei: * drops the mixture onto the floor and starts Coughing uncontrollably * ACK!! MAX ...* cough* WELL!!!
Duo: * starts laughing so hard that He gives himself away and has tears *
Wufei goes to run but slips on the nasty drink that he had spilled earlier and goes unconscious *
Duo: oops. That's gunna leve a bruise.. * tiptoes out of the room to hide from whatever punishment he has in store for him *
Ok how did I do with the slang?? I re read it but I'm me so I would miss something like that , heh anywayz PLZ R&R!!!!! I'm sorry I know its not great but It will get better!!! And hopefully longer!!! Ok well C~yas guys!!!

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