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Usual Tricks: Chapter 3
* we left off as Duo was escaping after knocking out Wufei , on "accident" , it has been a week and Wufei has recovered *
* Heero , Trowa , Quatre , and Wufei are sitting in the kitchen talking *
Quatre: Duo is getting out of hand
Heero: agreed
Wufei: we need to keep him out of trouble
Trowa: yes , before Heavyarms gets turned into a prissy pink oversized ballerina again
Quatre: ok what if we each take something we know how to do and teach him? And maybe that will keep him occupied?
Heero: good idea
Wufei: as long as we don't have to get hurt in the process
Quatre: no promises
Trowa: who goes first?
Quatre: I don't think anyone will volunteer for that
Heero: no way!
Trowa: only one of us is that suicidal
Heero: no I'm not
Wufei: he's rite , and no we are not that suicidal or stupid
Quatre: ok so we roll a dice , if it lands on 1 for example heero will go and if lands on 3 Trowa will go and so on
Wufei: what if it lands on 2 , or 6?
Quatre: just keep rolling?
Heero: ok we really have no other "fair " way so lets try it
* guys get a dice and roll it *
* the dice lands on 4 *
Quatre: oh just my luck
Wufei: nice knowing ya
Heero: *smirks and walks away *
* Quatre goes to find Duo *
* Duo is watching TV and eating all the sweets and Junk food in the house *
Quatre: Hey Duo!!
Duo: I don't like the way that sounds
Quatre: how about you help me with something?
Duo: like what?
Quatre: I'm going to teach you how to cook!!
Duo: WHAT?!?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!
Quatre: c'mon Duo!!! It won't be that bad honest!!
Duo: YES IT WILL!!! * once again hides behind a HUGE pillow *
Quatre: * goes over and drags Duo into the kitchen *
Duo: * screaming* NO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!
* Quatre finally drags Duo into the kitchen *
Quatre: ok now we are going to make um .Tacos!!!!
Duo: um, no
Quatre: humor me Duo
Duo: it's not working , this is so unlogical
Quatre: Duo if you don't try this , I will hide all the sugar and junk food for 3 weeks!!
Duo: * jumps up from his sitting position on the floor and runs over to the stove * where do I start?
Quatre: that's better , ok take this and put it in the pan * hands him the meat and turns around to get something else *
Duo: * drops the meat on the floor , picks it up and puts it in the pan before Quatre can realize what happened *
Quatre: ok now make sure its cooked all the way , meaning its not pink at all
Duo: * looks at the meat which he had just cooked the outside * well it looks done its all brown ..
Quatre: good now add this * hands him the taco seasoning *
Duo: * trys to open it and ends up finally ripping it and getting it ALL over himself , Quatre and the counter *
Quatre: good job Duo!!
Duo: SORRY!!!
Quatre: * hands him another package and the scissors *
Duo: well that might help huh? * opens the package and puts it in the pan *
Quatre: now cut the lettuce
Duo: ooook * gets the lettuce and just starts cutting *
Quatre: uh..Duo?
Duo: yea?
Quatre: *looking at everything else along with the lettuce that Duo had cut * um maybe I should do the cutting..
Duo: huh? * looks at everything * heh well maybe u should then * sheepish smile*
* Quatre starts cutting the rest of the stuff *
Quatre: now warm up the Taco shells
Duo: ok ,* thinking , how hard can that be? * * puts the taco shells in the microwave for 15 minutes *
* a few minutes later Quatre realizes that the kitchen was filling with smoke* DUO!!!!!
Duo: AHHHHH!!! * stops the microwave * oops guess there done
Quatre: and the kitchen is totally messed up now!!!!!!
Duo: wasn't that done earlier?
Quatre: I guess so but now this is going to take hours to clean!! So lets re cook the rest of the taco shells and get the others
Duo: get the others?????
Quatre: well we have to eat dinner and we can't eat without them
Duo: but...
Quatre: do not argue!! Go get them!!
* goes and gets the others after the taco shells had been cooked properly *
* guys sitting at the table about to eat *
Heero: * looks at the food * u said Maxwell mad this?
Wufei: I refuse to eat it
Trowa: * looks at it like its going to bite him *
Quatre: he didn't poison it
Duo: I did good!!
Heero: ok I'll try it but I better not die from it
Trowa: same here
Wufei: why not?
* all 5 guys take a bite of there Tacos and spit it out *
Heero: WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THIS?!?!?!
Trowa: didn't you cook the meat?!?!?!
Quatre: I'm not attempting that again!!!!!!1
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!! THIS FOOD IS HORRIBLE!!!!
Duo: well guess that gets me off the hook for future dinners huh?
Everyone : YES!!!
*after they had made something else for dinner ,cleaned up and Duo had left *
Quatre: ok so cooking wasn't a good idea...
Heero: no it wasn't
Wufei: lets just find out who's next
* Quatre rolls the dice and it lands on 5 *
Wufei: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero; *snickers as he walks away *
Trowa: have fun Wufei * walks away VERY quickly *
Quatre: heh sorry man * runs outta the room *
Wufei * to himself * great what do I teach that crazy baka?
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Ok guys what do you think? Good ?? Bad? Horrible? Ok? Lol ok let me know!!! I actually had time and was board that's the only reason this Chapter got up so fast , and the reviews helped alot too ( ok R&R!!!!
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Usual Tricks: Chapter 3
* we left off as Duo was escaping after knocking out Wufei , on "accident" , it has been a week and Wufei has recovered *
* Heero , Trowa , Quatre , and Wufei are sitting in the kitchen talking *
Quatre: Duo is getting out of hand
Heero: agreed
Wufei: we need to keep him out of trouble
Trowa: yes , before Heavyarms gets turned into a prissy pink oversized ballerina again
Quatre: ok what if we each take something we know how to do and teach him? And maybe that will keep him occupied?
Heero: good idea
Wufei: as long as we don't have to get hurt in the process
Quatre: no promises
Trowa: who goes first?
Quatre: I don't think anyone will volunteer for that
Heero: no way!
Trowa: only one of us is that suicidal
Heero: no I'm not
Wufei: he's rite , and no we are not that suicidal or stupid
Quatre: ok so we roll a dice , if it lands on 1 for example heero will go and if lands on 3 Trowa will go and so on
Wufei: what if it lands on 2 , or 6?
Quatre: just keep rolling?
Heero: ok we really have no other "fair " way so lets try it
* guys get a dice and roll it *
* the dice lands on 4 *
Quatre: oh just my luck
Wufei: nice knowing ya
Heero: *smirks and walks away *
* Quatre goes to find Duo *
* Duo is watching TV and eating all the sweets and Junk food in the house *
Quatre: Hey Duo!!
Duo: I don't like the way that sounds
Quatre: how about you help me with something?
Duo: like what?
Quatre: I'm going to teach you how to cook!!
Duo: WHAT?!?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!
Quatre: c'mon Duo!!! It won't be that bad honest!!
Duo: YES IT WILL!!! * once again hides behind a HUGE pillow *
Quatre: * goes over and drags Duo into the kitchen *
Duo: * screaming* NO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!
* Quatre finally drags Duo into the kitchen *
Quatre: ok now we are going to make um .Tacos!!!!
Duo: um, no
Quatre: humor me Duo
Duo: it's not working , this is so unlogical
Quatre: Duo if you don't try this , I will hide all the sugar and junk food for 3 weeks!!
Duo: * jumps up from his sitting position on the floor and runs over to the stove * where do I start?
Quatre: that's better , ok take this and put it in the pan * hands him the meat and turns around to get something else *
Duo: * drops the meat on the floor , picks it up and puts it in the pan before Quatre can realize what happened *
Quatre: ok now make sure its cooked all the way , meaning its not pink at all
Duo: * looks at the meat which he had just cooked the outside * well it looks done its all brown ..
Quatre: good now add this * hands him the taco seasoning *
Duo: * trys to open it and ends up finally ripping it and getting it ALL over himself , Quatre and the counter *
Quatre: good job Duo!!
Duo: SORRY!!!
Quatre: * hands him another package and the scissors *
Duo: well that might help huh? * opens the package and puts it in the pan *
Quatre: now cut the lettuce
Duo: ooook * gets the lettuce and just starts cutting *
Quatre: uh..Duo?
Duo: yea?
Quatre: *looking at everything else along with the lettuce that Duo had cut * um maybe I should do the cutting..
Duo: huh? * looks at everything * heh well maybe u should then * sheepish smile*
* Quatre starts cutting the rest of the stuff *
Quatre: now warm up the Taco shells
Duo: ok ,* thinking , how hard can that be? * * puts the taco shells in the microwave for 15 minutes *
* a few minutes later Quatre realizes that the kitchen was filling with smoke* DUO!!!!!
Duo: AHHHHH!!! * stops the microwave * oops guess there done
Quatre: and the kitchen is totally messed up now!!!!!!
Duo: wasn't that done earlier?
Quatre: I guess so but now this is going to take hours to clean!! So lets re cook the rest of the taco shells and get the others
Duo: get the others?????
Quatre: well we have to eat dinner and we can't eat without them
Duo: but...
Quatre: do not argue!! Go get them!!
* goes and gets the others after the taco shells had been cooked properly *
* guys sitting at the table about to eat *
Heero: * looks at the food * u said Maxwell mad this?
Wufei: I refuse to eat it
Trowa: * looks at it like its going to bite him *
Quatre: he didn't poison it
Duo: I did good!!
Heero: ok I'll try it but I better not die from it
Trowa: same here
Wufei: why not?
* all 5 guys take a bite of there Tacos and spit it out *
Heero: WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THIS?!?!?!
Trowa: didn't you cook the meat?!?!?!
Quatre: I'm not attempting that again!!!!!!1
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!! THIS FOOD IS HORRIBLE!!!!
Duo: well guess that gets me off the hook for future dinners huh?
Everyone : YES!!!
*after they had made something else for dinner ,cleaned up and Duo had left *
Quatre: ok so cooking wasn't a good idea...
Heero: no it wasn't
Wufei: lets just find out who's next
* Quatre rolls the dice and it lands on 5 *
Wufei: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero; *snickers as he walks away *
Trowa: have fun Wufei * walks away VERY quickly *
Quatre: heh sorry man * runs outta the room *
Wufei * to himself * great what do I teach that crazy baka?
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Ok guys what do you think? Good ?? Bad? Horrible? Ok? Lol ok let me know!!! I actually had time and was board that's the only reason this Chapter got up so fast , and the reviews helped alot too ( ok R&R!!!!
~*~!~ IceBluTigerEyes~!~*~