May the reign of the Chibi Warriors continue.
Hello to all! My name is Ruby C. Lavender, but for the purpose of shorter titles and abbreviations, call me *Ruby.
Proserpina: Can I tell everyone about the story?
*Ruby: Sure. I'm just gawking at these reviews. You tolerate me! You really tolerate me!
Proserpina: Anyway. So far we've met Trunks Briefs and his daughter Bulma; Marron Chestnut - You couldn't come up with a better last name than that?
*Ruby: I'm beginning to think FUNimation never gave Krillin a last name.
Proserpina: Me too. Marron Chestnut, her twins Andrew and Angela, also known as 17 and 18, and her nephew, Matthew, also known as 16.
*Ruby: Android 16 looks so like a "Matthew," don't you think?
Proserpina: And last but not least: The sex addict, Son Goten, and his sons Bardock, Raddiz, Kakarotto, and Goku!
*Ruby: Goten is not a sex addict! Just because he has four sons doesn't mean anything!
Proserpina: Riiiight. Then how come later in the story he hits on the -
*Ruby: DON'T TELL THE STORY! Now. On to Disclaimers.
Proserpina: You still haven't told us why there are two Gokus.
*Ruby: I believe that it's about time that Kakarotto became known! The other reason is coming soon. DISCLAIMER: I don't own DB/Z/GT. Did I really have to say it?
Proserpina: Yes.
*Ruby: And it's now time for my OTHER disclaimer!
Proserpina: Please, spare us!
*Ruby: The Official Disclaimer of Ruby C. Lavender, or the O.D. Ruby!
Please do not try to sue me because I do not own my mind. After losing it seventeen times, it was repossessed by the IRS. I can't even pay attention because I don't make sense. If, for any reason, you do not believe me, contact your local bank for further details. My reality checks bounce and my lease on life expired during Y2K. Loansharks have eaten my goldfish and are now threatening to sink my kayak. The only thing I had left was my friendship, but then I sold it.
Proserpina: OH DENDE, PLEASE SPARE US! Oh, no, wait, it's over. Never mind.
Orange Star Elementary School Chap. 2 - Hate
The car door opened to reveal a very large man at least three times large than Goten. A crowd began to appear at the scene. The large driver quietly made his way to the passenger door and opened it. A man much smaller, but even more frightening, came out of the car.
"Someone please give this monkey a banana so that he'll shut up."
Goten stood in horror. The only thing that his mind could hold was that he would soon see his wife again.
"Aww. What's wrong, my filthy little friend? Has your slither of courage left you?"
Goten stood, baffled, unable to comprehend why the greatest threat to the Saiyan throne stood before him. King Cold and his slithering sons behind him, Frieza and Cooler laughed heartily at Goten's blank stare.
"What- what are you doing here?" Goten stuttered.
"Ha, ha. If you must know," King Cold said, "My sons are enrolled here for schooling." King Cold glanced down at Frieza and Cooler. At first he smiled at them, but then a sour look swept across his face. "Of course if I had known chimpanzees were going to be their classmates, I would have never brought them here."
It was true that many different races were attending the new schools that were opening in the June Bridge area. Humans had been graciously opening the planet to aliens for about a decade, hoping to absorb new technology. Many of the aliens were wanderers anyway, or enjoyed the way the Humans were almost humbling themselves before them. Even Saiyans came to live on Earth. As Vegeta became overpopulated, small colonies began to appear, but still loyal to the Queen. To them, the Humans sucked but their planet was pretty nice.
Son Goten had been one of those Saiyans. After moving to earth a few months ago, he had heard that the Humans were building new facilities in June Bridge that would "accommodate" the new, diverse population. The Humans secret plan was to expose their culture to as many of the aliens' children as they could. If they could win the acceptance of the generation, who knew what trust from other worlds the Humans could gain in later years!
"If I had known lizards were going to be my sons' classmates, I would have never brought them here either." Goten scolded. His hate for the Cold Empire soon began to replace his shock and fear.
"Calm down! The both of you! There will be no violence at this school!"
King Cold and Goten both turned puzzled, as a young woman came running to them from the school.
"Ah, yes. Principal Mendo. Could you please explain to me how monkeys could pass your so called advance tests?"
Principal Proserpina Mendo pushed her way through the unease crowd. "King Cold, I'll have you know that Son Goten is blessed with four very intelligent sons!"
King Cold turned to Goten's "very intelligent sons." The two youngest, Kakarotto and Goku, layed at the bottom of the four-boy huddle. Goku still hadn't found the strength of will to remove his mouth from Kakarotto's arm.
King Cold cocked his eyebrow and gave a cough. "Yes, well," he stated flatly to Principal Mendo," to you I suppose they would seem intelligent."
Principal Mendo was not fazed by the insult. Instead she wrapped her finger around one of her curly, red locks and smiled. "Do you say that because I am human - or because I am female?"
Cold was a bit shocked by the woman's response, but he'd be darned if he'd show it. Especially with snickers come from the "audience." "My dear lady," King Cold hushed cautiously. "Believe me when I say it: I have nothing against the Human race and as for your sex? I have a renowned admiration for women. What I meant by my assertion was that your immense love for children sometimes blinds you of their- imperfections."
"IMPERFECTIONS?" Goten raged, splicing the silence that Cold was trying to keep. "My boys have no 'imperfections', King Cold!"
"Ouch! Goku why are you BITING ME!"
Goten jabbed his finger at Cold's driver. "If anyone has 'imperfections' it's this man! He sped in here like it was a highway, and nearly RAN my boys over if it wasn't for my other son!"
Principal Mendo turned to King Cold. "Well I'm sure, Mr. Son, that this ordeal can be solved peacefully enough." Mendo tapped her foot. "And as for the REST OF YOU -" The crowd of teachers, parents, and very confused and scared students, stepped back; many tried to act like they never noticed the fight. "It is now 7:49 and we have a school to open." Principal Mendo gestured King Cold, Goten and their sons inside to her office while others continued to prepare for school. Cars were still coming in and the parking lot was filling fast. One car had parked before Goten, but the occupants still hadn't left. Instead, they watched from inside, humored by the events.
"Hmmm. Well then, I hope that those poor boys will be all right." A small, tired voice said.
"Are you kidding, Master! That was the funniest thing I've ever seen! What idiots! Who ever thought that school could be this fun!"
"Yeah! Who ever thought that school could be this fun!"
"Yeah! Who ever thought that school could be this fun!"
"DON'T DO THAT!"
That back door to the car flied open. Out fell two small, blue boys and a larger, green boy. From the driver's side came Dr. Gero. "You three are the idiots. Cell, you need to learn to control your hot temper. It is a common weakness in battle."
"Whatever." Cell got up and stood atop his "little brothers." Aqua and Turq fumbled to get up.
"Cell, get off us!" they whined in unison.
"Sure!" Cell climbed off his lessers, making sure to step on their various weak spots.
"Enough!" Dr. Gero barked. "Let us depart."
"Yes, Dr. Gero!" All three replied.
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I just can't write too much. I'm pathetic.
Proserpina: Well I'M the Principal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Ruby: Review. Please. I don't even care if you flame, just review. I NEED ATTENEDTION!!!
Hello to all! My name is Ruby C. Lavender, but for the purpose of shorter titles and abbreviations, call me *Ruby.
Proserpina: Can I tell everyone about the story?
*Ruby: Sure. I'm just gawking at these reviews. You tolerate me! You really tolerate me!
Proserpina: Anyway. So far we've met Trunks Briefs and his daughter Bulma; Marron Chestnut - You couldn't come up with a better last name than that?
*Ruby: I'm beginning to think FUNimation never gave Krillin a last name.
Proserpina: Me too. Marron Chestnut, her twins Andrew and Angela, also known as 17 and 18, and her nephew, Matthew, also known as 16.
*Ruby: Android 16 looks so like a "Matthew," don't you think?
Proserpina: And last but not least: The sex addict, Son Goten, and his sons Bardock, Raddiz, Kakarotto, and Goku!
*Ruby: Goten is not a sex addict! Just because he has four sons doesn't mean anything!
Proserpina: Riiiight. Then how come later in the story he hits on the -
*Ruby: DON'T TELL THE STORY! Now. On to Disclaimers.
Proserpina: You still haven't told us why there are two Gokus.
*Ruby: I believe that it's about time that Kakarotto became known! The other reason is coming soon. DISCLAIMER: I don't own DB/Z/GT. Did I really have to say it?
Proserpina: Yes.
*Ruby: And it's now time for my OTHER disclaimer!
Proserpina: Please, spare us!
*Ruby: The Official Disclaimer of Ruby C. Lavender, or the O.D. Ruby!
Please do not try to sue me because I do not own my mind. After losing it seventeen times, it was repossessed by the IRS. I can't even pay attention because I don't make sense. If, for any reason, you do not believe me, contact your local bank for further details. My reality checks bounce and my lease on life expired during Y2K. Loansharks have eaten my goldfish and are now threatening to sink my kayak. The only thing I had left was my friendship, but then I sold it.
Proserpina: OH DENDE, PLEASE SPARE US! Oh, no, wait, it's over. Never mind.
Orange Star Elementary School Chap. 2 - Hate
The car door opened to reveal a very large man at least three times large than Goten. A crowd began to appear at the scene. The large driver quietly made his way to the passenger door and opened it. A man much smaller, but even more frightening, came out of the car.
"Someone please give this monkey a banana so that he'll shut up."
Goten stood in horror. The only thing that his mind could hold was that he would soon see his wife again.
"Aww. What's wrong, my filthy little friend? Has your slither of courage left you?"
Goten stood, baffled, unable to comprehend why the greatest threat to the Saiyan throne stood before him. King Cold and his slithering sons behind him, Frieza and Cooler laughed heartily at Goten's blank stare.
"What- what are you doing here?" Goten stuttered.
"Ha, ha. If you must know," King Cold said, "My sons are enrolled here for schooling." King Cold glanced down at Frieza and Cooler. At first he smiled at them, but then a sour look swept across his face. "Of course if I had known chimpanzees were going to be their classmates, I would have never brought them here."
It was true that many different races were attending the new schools that were opening in the June Bridge area. Humans had been graciously opening the planet to aliens for about a decade, hoping to absorb new technology. Many of the aliens were wanderers anyway, or enjoyed the way the Humans were almost humbling themselves before them. Even Saiyans came to live on Earth. As Vegeta became overpopulated, small colonies began to appear, but still loyal to the Queen. To them, the Humans sucked but their planet was pretty nice.
Son Goten had been one of those Saiyans. After moving to earth a few months ago, he had heard that the Humans were building new facilities in June Bridge that would "accommodate" the new, diverse population. The Humans secret plan was to expose their culture to as many of the aliens' children as they could. If they could win the acceptance of the generation, who knew what trust from other worlds the Humans could gain in later years!
"If I had known lizards were going to be my sons' classmates, I would have never brought them here either." Goten scolded. His hate for the Cold Empire soon began to replace his shock and fear.
"Calm down! The both of you! There will be no violence at this school!"
King Cold and Goten both turned puzzled, as a young woman came running to them from the school.
"Ah, yes. Principal Mendo. Could you please explain to me how monkeys could pass your so called advance tests?"
Principal Proserpina Mendo pushed her way through the unease crowd. "King Cold, I'll have you know that Son Goten is blessed with four very intelligent sons!"
King Cold turned to Goten's "very intelligent sons." The two youngest, Kakarotto and Goku, layed at the bottom of the four-boy huddle. Goku still hadn't found the strength of will to remove his mouth from Kakarotto's arm.
King Cold cocked his eyebrow and gave a cough. "Yes, well," he stated flatly to Principal Mendo," to you I suppose they would seem intelligent."
Principal Mendo was not fazed by the insult. Instead she wrapped her finger around one of her curly, red locks and smiled. "Do you say that because I am human - or because I am female?"
Cold was a bit shocked by the woman's response, but he'd be darned if he'd show it. Especially with snickers come from the "audience." "My dear lady," King Cold hushed cautiously. "Believe me when I say it: I have nothing against the Human race and as for your sex? I have a renowned admiration for women. What I meant by my assertion was that your immense love for children sometimes blinds you of their- imperfections."
"IMPERFECTIONS?" Goten raged, splicing the silence that Cold was trying to keep. "My boys have no 'imperfections', King Cold!"
"Ouch! Goku why are you BITING ME!"
Goten jabbed his finger at Cold's driver. "If anyone has 'imperfections' it's this man! He sped in here like it was a highway, and nearly RAN my boys over if it wasn't for my other son!"
Principal Mendo turned to King Cold. "Well I'm sure, Mr. Son, that this ordeal can be solved peacefully enough." Mendo tapped her foot. "And as for the REST OF YOU -" The crowd of teachers, parents, and very confused and scared students, stepped back; many tried to act like they never noticed the fight. "It is now 7:49 and we have a school to open." Principal Mendo gestured King Cold, Goten and their sons inside to her office while others continued to prepare for school. Cars were still coming in and the parking lot was filling fast. One car had parked before Goten, but the occupants still hadn't left. Instead, they watched from inside, humored by the events.
"Hmmm. Well then, I hope that those poor boys will be all right." A small, tired voice said.
"Are you kidding, Master! That was the funniest thing I've ever seen! What idiots! Who ever thought that school could be this fun!"
"Yeah! Who ever thought that school could be this fun!"
"Yeah! Who ever thought that school could be this fun!"
"DON'T DO THAT!"
That back door to the car flied open. Out fell two small, blue boys and a larger, green boy. From the driver's side came Dr. Gero. "You three are the idiots. Cell, you need to learn to control your hot temper. It is a common weakness in battle."
"Whatever." Cell got up and stood atop his "little brothers." Aqua and Turq fumbled to get up.
"Cell, get off us!" they whined in unison.
"Sure!" Cell climbed off his lessers, making sure to step on their various weak spots.
"Enough!" Dr. Gero barked. "Let us depart."
"Yes, Dr. Gero!" All three replied.
*_* ^_^ $_$ O_o O_O ^_,^ -_-' *_* ^_^ $_$ O_o O_O ^_,^ -_-' *_* ^_^ $_$ O_o O_O ^_,^ -_-'
I just can't write too much. I'm pathetic.
Proserpina: Well I'M the Principal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Ruby: Review. Please. I don't even care if you flame, just review. I NEED ATTENEDTION!!!