The Pizza Show
Episode 1
(Rowan,Sage and Yami Sage are sitting in the same room they were in last time. Rowan has a bizzare headdress and is wearing a stuffed squirrel on her head, and seems to be rather hyper. Sage is wearing a pink sweater and blue mini-skirt and has her hair tied in pigtails. Yami Sage is wearing a white t-shirt and blue jeans.)
Sage:Hi ho,minna-san! Welcome to the first episode(aside from the intro)of...THE PIZZA SHOW!!!*trumpet fanfare*
Yami Sage:That gets repetitive really quick...
Rowan: *giggling* THE PIZZA SHOW! *trumpet fanfare* THE PANCAKE SHOW! *boing!* KURIBOH! *thunderclap* ^_^ Hee hee heee! Damn the Kuriboh*thunderclap*, full steam ahead!
Yami Sage:-_-'
Sage:^_^ KITTY!*rimshot*
Everyone:O_O
Rowan:Where did that come from?
Sage:I didn't put that in! Oh well. KITTY!!*rimshot*
Yami Sage:Uhh,Sage?
Sage:Yes?
Yami Sage:Why are we dressed up like this? It just screams "Child's Toy!"
Sage:It is Child's Toy ^_^. Today we have two very special vict-I mean guests! Introducing...Sana Kurata and Akito Hayama!!
Yami Sage:*Eyes light up*Hayama?
Rowan:*perks* Hayama-kun! Wheeeeeee!
*There is a pop and Sana and Hayama suddenly appear in the middle of the room*
Sana and Hayama:???
Rowan: *_*
Sage:Squeee! Hayama-sama!*glomps him*Aishiteru!
Rowan: *snaps out of it* No way! My Hayama-kun! *pulls Sage off of Hayama and huggles him*
Sage:No! Mine!*Grabs Hayama's arm*
Rowan:Mine!*grabs Hayama's other arm. Tug of War insues*
Hayama:... x_x
Sana: Hayama doesn't belong to either of you, 'cause he's MINE!
Yami Sage:*Whacks Sana,Sage and Rowan on the head with the Powerpuff Girls mallet and glomps Hayama*Mine!
Sana,Sage and Rowan:XP
(At this point,a random person enters the room.)
Random Person:o_O....o_o'*quietly exits room*
A few minutes later...
Hayama: *Dryly,as usual*I don't suppose you could let go of me...
Yami Sage: ^_^ Nope!
Hayama:......-_-'
Sana:Look! He's sweatdropping! Kawaii!*takes out a camera and snaps picture*
Rowan: Ooh, look! He changed expression!
Sage:*Gasps*It's a miracle!
Rowan: *blinks* Well, now that we're awake again, maybe we could work on reclaiming Hayama from the evil Yami Sage?
Yami Sage:*Looks offended*I'm not evil! I'm just extremely dark!
Hayama:*is starting to suffocate from Yami Sage's glomping*I can't breath...
Sage:GETOFFA MY BISHIE!!!*Whaps Yami Sage with PPG mallet*
Yami Sage:@_@*Lets go of Hayama and drops to the floor,a big lump on her head.*
Rowan and Sage:*Glomp back onto Hayama*^_^
Sana:*Suddenly realises what Sage and Rowan are wearing**To Sage*Why are you dressed like me?*to Rowan*And why are you in one of Mama's headdresses?
Rowan:'Cause we felt like it! ^_^
Sage:By the way,Sana-chan,could I see your Buru-Buru?
Sana:Uh...sure...*Hands Sage her Burucha.*
Sage:^_^ Arigatou! Let's see...Hayama's would be...this one!*presses button. Hayama starts shaking violently from the Burucha's vibrations. Sage giggles*I've always wanted to do that ^_^*starts pressing the button over and over again. Hayama is moving across the floor from the vibrations. Sage stops momentarily in a fit of giggles.*This is so much fun!*presses button again,but...*YAAAAAAIIII!*Starts vibrating like mad.*
Yami Sage:*Snicker*
Sage:*Vibrating stops. Looks around and notices a Burucha in her back pocket. Takes it out*Who put this in there!?!?!?!?!?!*Eyes Hayama suspiciously*It was YOU wasn't it!!!
Hayama:Maybe...
Sage:*Sniffles looking at him*Oh,I can't take it! That cold stare!*forces Hayama to look at the camera*See what the abuse from his sister has done to him???*hugs Hayama*Oh,my poor Akito-kun!
Sana:Since when are you on first-name terms with MY Hayama???
Yami Sage:Since when is he YOUR Hayama???
Rowan:Yeah! He's mine!
Sana,Yami Sage and Rowan:*take threatening steps towards Sage*
Sage:*Threatens Sana,Yami Sage and Rowan with PPG mallet*
Rowan:*Threatens Sage back with her Whacking-Stick*
Sage and Rowan:*Argue for a while about which is better,mallet or stick*
Sage:*Finally snaps fingers and makes Whacking Stick disappear.*
Sana,Yami Sage and Rowan:*Cower in corner of the room*
Sage:That's better ^_^.*nuzzles to Hayama's hair*Oh,his hair smells so nice!
Yami Sage:It does?
Sana:Let me smell it!
Rowan:No way! Let ME smell it!
Yami Sage:No me!
Sana:Me!
Rowan:MEEEE!
Sana,Yami Sage and Rowan:*Starts 3-way cat fight over who gets to smell Hayama's hair first*
Sage:*Rolls eyes.* *Snaps fingers. With a pop,a girl in her late teens with semi-long brown hair in a ponytail appears*
Girl:???
Sage:Diane!
Diane:*Turns around and sees Sage.* *Quickly bows on one knee*Yes,Master Saria?
Sage:*Hands Diane PPG mallet*Would you do the honers of whacking those three with this?
Diane:*Takes mallet*Yes,Master!*Whacks Sana,Yami Sage and Rowan on the head with PPG Mallet*
Sana,Yami Sage and Rowan:@_@ pretty stars...
Sage:That will do,apprentice. I'll call upon you again if I need you.
Diane:*Bows*Yes Master. Thank you Master.
Sage:*Snaps fingers. Diane goes pop and disappears*
Sana:*Looks at watch*Umm...can I leave now? My show's almost on.
Sage:*Looks at watch*Oh,we're almost out of time anyway. Well,thank you Sana and Mayama for joining us today.
Hayama:You're welcome,I guess...
Yami Sage and Rowan:*Glomp Hayama*Thank you,Hayama! Bye-bye!
Sage:*Snaps fingers. With a pop,Sana and Hayama disappear*That's enough of that.
Yami Sage:Hey!
Rowan:I didn't get to glomp him enough!
Sage:Who cares?
@)!^%)!%@_)$%!@_(+!_~!%~_!*@)@$%~*^~-)^)~^#(*#&$$#!(@%_!&#_!%!^#$)O!&
PPG Mallet:I forgot to mention it in the last chapter. It's a prize that I won at Kid's Zone about a year ago. I use it for general thwapping. It squeeks ^_^ There was no way I could not put it in.
Kitty*rimshot*:We were coming up with random SFX for stuff,and I realised that we forgot to use rimshot. We knew that it should be something we say a lot,but nothing was coming to mind. But then we were playing with my stuffed cat collection and it came to me how much we say "Kitty,"even when it has nothing to do with anything! So there it is.
Whacking Stick:What Rowan calls her Karate bo. Kinda like her own version of the PPG mallet.
Diane:A friend of mine at school. She knows how popular the Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG is,but she knows nothing about it. But she knows how much *I* know about it,so she asked me to teach her. So she's my apprentice,and she calls me "Master Saria." I'm totally serious!
Well,thanks for tuning in,everyone! May the kitty*rimshot*be with you! See you next time on...THE PIZZA SHOW!!!*Trumpet fanfare*
Credits roll while playing Panikuu by Still Small Voice.
DISCLAIMER:I don't own Child's Toy. I do have an MP3 of Panikuu,though! ^_^
Episode 1
(Rowan,Sage and Yami Sage are sitting in the same room they were in last time. Rowan has a bizzare headdress and is wearing a stuffed squirrel on her head, and seems to be rather hyper. Sage is wearing a pink sweater and blue mini-skirt and has her hair tied in pigtails. Yami Sage is wearing a white t-shirt and blue jeans.)
Sage:Hi ho,minna-san! Welcome to the first episode(aside from the intro)of...THE PIZZA SHOW!!!*trumpet fanfare*
Yami Sage:That gets repetitive really quick...
Rowan: *giggling* THE PIZZA SHOW! *trumpet fanfare* THE PANCAKE SHOW! *boing!* KURIBOH! *thunderclap* ^_^ Hee hee heee! Damn the Kuriboh*thunderclap*, full steam ahead!
Yami Sage:-_-'
Sage:^_^ KITTY!*rimshot*
Everyone:O_O
Rowan:Where did that come from?
Sage:I didn't put that in! Oh well. KITTY!!*rimshot*
Yami Sage:Uhh,Sage?
Sage:Yes?
Yami Sage:Why are we dressed up like this? It just screams "Child's Toy!"
Sage:It is Child's Toy ^_^. Today we have two very special vict-I mean guests! Introducing...Sana Kurata and Akito Hayama!!
Yami Sage:*Eyes light up*Hayama?
Rowan:*perks* Hayama-kun! Wheeeeeee!
*There is a pop and Sana and Hayama suddenly appear in the middle of the room*
Sana and Hayama:???
Rowan: *_*
Sage:Squeee! Hayama-sama!*glomps him*Aishiteru!
Rowan: *snaps out of it* No way! My Hayama-kun! *pulls Sage off of Hayama and huggles him*
Sage:No! Mine!*Grabs Hayama's arm*
Rowan:Mine!*grabs Hayama's other arm. Tug of War insues*
Hayama:... x_x
Sana: Hayama doesn't belong to either of you, 'cause he's MINE!
Yami Sage:*Whacks Sana,Sage and Rowan on the head with the Powerpuff Girls mallet and glomps Hayama*Mine!
Sana,Sage and Rowan:XP
(At this point,a random person enters the room.)
Random Person:o_O....o_o'*quietly exits room*
A few minutes later...
Hayama: *Dryly,as usual*I don't suppose you could let go of me...
Yami Sage: ^_^ Nope!
Hayama:......-_-'
Sana:Look! He's sweatdropping! Kawaii!*takes out a camera and snaps picture*
Rowan: Ooh, look! He changed expression!
Sage:*Gasps*It's a miracle!
Rowan: *blinks* Well, now that we're awake again, maybe we could work on reclaiming Hayama from the evil Yami Sage?
Yami Sage:*Looks offended*I'm not evil! I'm just extremely dark!
Hayama:*is starting to suffocate from Yami Sage's glomping*I can't breath...
Sage:GETOFFA MY BISHIE!!!*Whaps Yami Sage with PPG mallet*
Yami Sage:@_@*Lets go of Hayama and drops to the floor,a big lump on her head.*
Rowan and Sage:*Glomp back onto Hayama*^_^
Sana:*Suddenly realises what Sage and Rowan are wearing**To Sage*Why are you dressed like me?*to Rowan*And why are you in one of Mama's headdresses?
Rowan:'Cause we felt like it! ^_^
Sage:By the way,Sana-chan,could I see your Buru-Buru?
Sana:Uh...sure...*Hands Sage her Burucha.*
Sage:^_^ Arigatou! Let's see...Hayama's would be...this one!*presses button. Hayama starts shaking violently from the Burucha's vibrations. Sage giggles*I've always wanted to do that ^_^*starts pressing the button over and over again. Hayama is moving across the floor from the vibrations. Sage stops momentarily in a fit of giggles.*This is so much fun!*presses button again,but...*YAAAAAAIIII!*Starts vibrating like mad.*
Yami Sage:*Snicker*
Sage:*Vibrating stops. Looks around and notices a Burucha in her back pocket. Takes it out*Who put this in there!?!?!?!?!?!*Eyes Hayama suspiciously*It was YOU wasn't it!!!
Hayama:Maybe...
Sage:*Sniffles looking at him*Oh,I can't take it! That cold stare!*forces Hayama to look at the camera*See what the abuse from his sister has done to him???*hugs Hayama*Oh,my poor Akito-kun!
Sana:Since when are you on first-name terms with MY Hayama???
Yami Sage:Since when is he YOUR Hayama???
Rowan:Yeah! He's mine!
Sana,Yami Sage and Rowan:*take threatening steps towards Sage*
Sage:*Threatens Sana,Yami Sage and Rowan with PPG mallet*
Rowan:*Threatens Sage back with her Whacking-Stick*
Sage and Rowan:*Argue for a while about which is better,mallet or stick*
Sage:*Finally snaps fingers and makes Whacking Stick disappear.*
Sana,Yami Sage and Rowan:*Cower in corner of the room*
Sage:That's better ^_^.*nuzzles to Hayama's hair*Oh,his hair smells so nice!
Yami Sage:It does?
Sana:Let me smell it!
Rowan:No way! Let ME smell it!
Yami Sage:No me!
Sana:Me!
Rowan:MEEEE!
Sana,Yami Sage and Rowan:*Starts 3-way cat fight over who gets to smell Hayama's hair first*
Sage:*Rolls eyes.* *Snaps fingers. With a pop,a girl in her late teens with semi-long brown hair in a ponytail appears*
Girl:???
Sage:Diane!
Diane:*Turns around and sees Sage.* *Quickly bows on one knee*Yes,Master Saria?
Sage:*Hands Diane PPG mallet*Would you do the honers of whacking those three with this?
Diane:*Takes mallet*Yes,Master!*Whacks Sana,Yami Sage and Rowan on the head with PPG Mallet*
Sana,Yami Sage and Rowan:@_@ pretty stars...
Sage:That will do,apprentice. I'll call upon you again if I need you.
Diane:*Bows*Yes Master. Thank you Master.
Sage:*Snaps fingers. Diane goes pop and disappears*
Sana:*Looks at watch*Umm...can I leave now? My show's almost on.
Sage:*Looks at watch*Oh,we're almost out of time anyway. Well,thank you Sana and Mayama for joining us today.
Hayama:You're welcome,I guess...
Yami Sage and Rowan:*Glomp Hayama*Thank you,Hayama! Bye-bye!
Sage:*Snaps fingers. With a pop,Sana and Hayama disappear*That's enough of that.
Yami Sage:Hey!
Rowan:I didn't get to glomp him enough!
Sage:Who cares?
@)!^%)!%@_)$%!@_(+!_~!%~_!*@)@$%~*^~-)^)~^#(*#&$$#!(@%_!&#_!%!^#$)O!&
PPG Mallet:I forgot to mention it in the last chapter. It's a prize that I won at Kid's Zone about a year ago. I use it for general thwapping. It squeeks ^_^ There was no way I could not put it in.
Kitty*rimshot*:We were coming up with random SFX for stuff,and I realised that we forgot to use rimshot. We knew that it should be something we say a lot,but nothing was coming to mind. But then we were playing with my stuffed cat collection and it came to me how much we say "Kitty,"even when it has nothing to do with anything! So there it is.
Whacking Stick:What Rowan calls her Karate bo. Kinda like her own version of the PPG mallet.
Diane:A friend of mine at school. She knows how popular the Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG is,but she knows nothing about it. But she knows how much *I* know about it,so she asked me to teach her. So she's my apprentice,and she calls me "Master Saria." I'm totally serious!
Well,thanks for tuning in,everyone! May the kitty*rimshot*be with you! See you next time on...THE PIZZA SHOW!!!*Trumpet fanfare*
Credits roll while playing Panikuu by Still Small Voice.
DISCLAIMER:I don't own Child's Toy. I do have an MP3 of Panikuu,though! ^_^