The Pizza Show
Episode 2
(Sage and Rowan are dressed identically;they are both wearing cream-colored Egyptian robes,with gold,jewled tiaras around their heads and gold necklaces with the Eye of Ra on them. Yami Sage is in a similar costume,only instead of a tiera and a necklace,she is wearing gold bangles on her wrists and has a long,white cape around her,the hood up over her head. In her hands she is holding a little gold wand-like object with a sharp point on the bottem.
Ok,ok,in plain English,Rowan and Sage are dressed as Isis Ishtar and Yami Sage is dressed as Malik Ishtar)
Sage:*Sitting on the couch playing a game boy. Music from Yu-Gi-Oh! Dark Duel Stories(A/N:A Yu-Gi-Oh! video game.)can be heard*
Yami Sage and Rowan:*Leaning over the edge of the couch watching Sage play*
Rowan:Yeah! Play that one! Play that one!
Sage:All right,bring it on,Yugi!*suddenly voice gets high pitched*What???*normal*Oh great,now he's got Dark Magician on the field! If I didn't have a totally lousy deck I'd be able to block it! Stupid game!*throws Gameboy across the room,which hits the wall but is surprisingly unharmed*(A/N:I've actually done that! Not with my Gameboy,though. With my N64 controllers :P)*mutters under breath for a few minutes,then looks at camera*Oh hi! Welcome to The Pizza Show!*trumpet fanfare*
Rowan:That didn't have the same ring to it.
Sage:I'm still mad at that game. You go ahead and do it.
Rowan:Ok ^_^ THE PIZZA SHOW!!!!!!*Trumpet fanfare*
Sage:Thanks. Now one moment while I perk myself up with...*holds up a can*ORANGE SODA!!!!!!!!*light shines on can*
Random Choir:laaaaaaaaaaaa...
Rowan:-_-' me no like fizz.
Sage:*Chucks down orange soda in several gulps,then tosses empty can aside**speaks like a villain that just got charged up*Yessssss...yesssssss...I feel the power flowing through my vains! I...I...I FEEL HYPER!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Yami Sage:o_O
Sage:There! Now that I'm all hypered up...
Yami Sage:Is hypered even a word?
Sage:*ignors her*I'm very happy to introduce two very special guests! These two are very fine youngsters all the way from Egypt!
Yami Sage:That explains the costumes...(A/N:In case anyone hasn't noticed,we never tell Yami Sage who we have. We just dress her up and bring 'em on.)
Sage:Introducing...the holders of two Millenium Items...the two mysterious siblings who have been seperated for years...the--
Yami Sage:-_-' They get the point...
Sage:*whacks Yami Sage on head with PPG mallet and continues intro*The two great stars that have been ssadly overlooked...introducing....MALIK AND ISIS ISHTAR!!!!!!
*POP! Malik and Isis are in the middle of the room*
Malik and Isis:*Blink and look around*Uh...
Isis:Weren't we just in the desert?
Sage:Maybe you were,maybe you weren't! I dunno. I just brought you on.
Malik:*Blinks*Who are you?
Rowan:We're hyper fangirls and we're going to take over the world!(A/N:That's a quote from one of her fanfictions;The Fangirls on Sugar go to Yu-Gi-Oh! Land)
Sage:I'm Sage!
Yami Sage:I'm her Yami.
Rowan:And I'm Rowan,the best friend. Not really related.
Sage:And you're in our possesion for the next twenty-four hours! Give or take a minute or two.
Malik:*All big and scary*Why have you captured us,oh Hyper Fangirls?
Sage:*In a low,mysterious-sounding voice*To make things more interesting...
Rowan:*giggles*Hiya Shinkouhyou!(A/N:Soul Hunter reference. I don't own Soul Hunter. The Soul Hunter DVDs are borrowed)
Yami Sage:-_-'*to Malik and Isis* Hi! Welcome to the house of Absolute Insanity! We're all hostesses of The Pizza Show,and you two have to spend a day with us. Part of the show rules. Of course,we don't always keep you for a whole day. Sage runs out of writing ideas pretty quick.
Sage:*slaps hand over Yami Sage's mouth*DON'T TELL THEM MY SECRETS,YOU!!!!!!!
Isis:*information sinks in*Ra almighty...
Malik:*Sees Yami Sage's Millenium Rod*HOW DARE YOU!!!*Raises own Millenium Rod and tries to kill Yami Sage*
Rowan:*snatches away Rod*No killing the hostesses!
Malik:HOW DARE THAT GIRL MOCK MY MILLENIUM ROD!!!!!!!
Sage:*Puts hands on Malik's shoulders*Now now,Malik. Imitation is the highest form of flattery!
Malik:........*stares into Sage's eyes*
Sage:*gasps**Dreamily*It's...them....*starts to zone out*
Isis:It's who?
Sage:Those eyes.....those gorgeous...violet...eyes......*_*
Malik:*Looks very uncomfortable as Sage is still clinging to his shoulders,focussed 100% on his eyes*
Isis:._.
Rowan:My turn!*pulls Sage off of Malik,catches him in a headlock,and starts playing with his hair*Foofy!
Sage:*now out of her trance*Hey!
Isis:Ummm....could you possibly.....let go of my brother now?
Rowan:Nope!^_^*glomps Malik*He sho cyute!
Sage:*Sees Isis**Had forgotten that Isis was here the whole time*Isis Ishtar!*bows down on hands and knees*All hail the mighty Isis!
Isis:Uh....*sweatdrops*
Sage:May I shake your hand,Miss Ishtar?
Isis:Uhhhh...
Sage:*Grabs Isis's hand and shakes it so hard it threatens to be ripped off*It's such an honor to meet you Miss Ishtar! Really it is! I'm your biggest fan!
Isis:o_o' You scare me.
Yami Sage:Good! That's the point! Hey Malik,lemme see!*tries to grab Millneium Rod*
Malik:No! Mine!*tug of war insues*
Yami Sage:Mine!
Malik:*whining*MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
Isis:-_-'
Sage:My,how childish!
Rowan:You say that like it's a bad thing!
Sage:I do?
Rowan:Yup.
Sage:*scratches head*I didn't mean it that way...*whaps Yami Sage on head with PPG Mallet*Getoffa my boy,you evil girl!
Yami Sage:*rubs head*I told you,I'm not evil! I'm just dark!
Sage:Whatever.*glomps Malik*Hiya,Malik-kun! How are you?
Malik:Uh...fine...I think...
Sage:That's good to know.
Rowan:So...what should we do with the last ten minutes of the show?
Sage:You mean we're up to the ten minute warning point already?*looks at watch*Omigod,you're right! We're running out of time!!! What do we do??? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*starts running around in circles*
Yami Sage,Malik and Isis:o_O'
Rowan:*Whacks Sage on head with Whacking-stick*
Sage:X_X oww.....*suddenly jumps up*I'VE GOT IT!!!!!!!!
Yami Sage,Rowan,Malik and Isis:O_O!*jump back into the corner*
Rowan:Got what?
Sage:I know what we can do for the last few minutes!*turns all cute and flirtatious*Oh Malik-kuuuuun...*holds up Gameboy*Could you help me with this little duel I'm having problems with???
Malik:You capture me and my sister,you hang off of my neck all day,*points at Yami Sage*and that evil girl tries to steal my Millenium Rod--
Yami Sage:*indignently*I'm NOT evil!
Malik:--and now you're asking me for help? I don't think so. Forget it.
Sage:Uh uh uh,Malik-kun. Can't say no to the hostesses.
Malik:And why in the name of Ra not?
Rowan:'Cause we've got something you don't have.
Sage and Rowan:Authoress Powers!!
Yami Sage:Ooooooh,you're gonna get it now!
(Sage and Rowan snap their fingers. There is a pop. Malik and Isis are now Chibis)
Sage and Rowan:*glomp Malik and Isis*^_^ KAWAII!!! ^_^
Malik:-_-' this is just sad...
Sage:*Pushes Rowan off and cuddles Malik*So you see,Malik-kun,you have to do whatever we want or we can do stuff like this to you! Now unless you want to stay like this forever,I sudgest you help me with my game.*turns on Gameboy*
Malik:*mushroom sigh*Oh all right.
(Sage plays game and Malik advises her. Nothing much happens)
Sage:*Holds Gameboy over her head in triumph*YES!!! I DID IT!!! I HAVE FINALLY DEFEATED YUGI MUTOH!!!!!*glomps Malik and squeezes him like a doll*Arigato,Malik-kun! Aishiteru!
Malik:_ can't...breath...
Isis:So,could you change us back now?
Sage:*stops squeezing Malik and looks at watch*Aww,we've only got one minute left! I guess I have to.*pouts**Snaps fingers. Malik and Isis change back*Thanks for coming,you two. Bye bye.
(Malik and Isis disappear)
Yami Sage:So,what should we do for our last minute?
Sage:Oh yeah! I have one more announcement before I go! As very few people know,I am choosing characters at random by pulling them out of a hat...er...little plastic cup. Anyway,I was wondering if any of YOU out there reading this would like to request an anime or video game character to come and join us.
Yami Sage:Yes! It's always good to have reviewer feedback.
Sage:If you have some cute bishounen in mind,or would just like to see us bash some silly character,send your requests to Sagesaria@nookery.org! If I recognise the character and he or she isn't already in the cup,I will add him or her. Send those requests,boys and girls! That's it. How'd I do?
Rowan:Right on the dot.
)!(#^)@^$(%*$#&@#^%(*^^&@U&%*&%&%#*&%*^&%%#&$*&%*^&$%&$*&^
Orange soda:Again,forgot to mention in first chapter. I'm an orange soda fiend. I love orange soda. I crave it like a drug. Must...have...orange...soda...*too lazy to open bottle**bites through bottle to get to soda*
"Me no like fizz":Rowan doesn't like carbonated drinks. The tingling of the carbonation bothers her. Too bad. She's missing out on a lot of good stuff.
That's it for today's show,peoples! 'Till next time! Drink lots of orange soda or whatever you can! Bye bye!
*Credits roll while playing Wild Drive*
Disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! I do have most of the English episodes on tape,the first Japanese season on DVD,a homemade Yugi figure,a Dark Duel Stories game,and a bunch of cards though!
Episode 2
(Sage and Rowan are dressed identically;they are both wearing cream-colored Egyptian robes,with gold,jewled tiaras around their heads and gold necklaces with the Eye of Ra on them. Yami Sage is in a similar costume,only instead of a tiera and a necklace,she is wearing gold bangles on her wrists and has a long,white cape around her,the hood up over her head. In her hands she is holding a little gold wand-like object with a sharp point on the bottem.
Ok,ok,in plain English,Rowan and Sage are dressed as Isis Ishtar and Yami Sage is dressed as Malik Ishtar)
Sage:*Sitting on the couch playing a game boy. Music from Yu-Gi-Oh! Dark Duel Stories(A/N:A Yu-Gi-Oh! video game.)can be heard*
Yami Sage and Rowan:*Leaning over the edge of the couch watching Sage play*
Rowan:Yeah! Play that one! Play that one!
Sage:All right,bring it on,Yugi!*suddenly voice gets high pitched*What???*normal*Oh great,now he's got Dark Magician on the field! If I didn't have a totally lousy deck I'd be able to block it! Stupid game!*throws Gameboy across the room,which hits the wall but is surprisingly unharmed*(A/N:I've actually done that! Not with my Gameboy,though. With my N64 controllers :P)*mutters under breath for a few minutes,then looks at camera*Oh hi! Welcome to The Pizza Show!*trumpet fanfare*
Rowan:That didn't have the same ring to it.
Sage:I'm still mad at that game. You go ahead and do it.
Rowan:Ok ^_^ THE PIZZA SHOW!!!!!!*Trumpet fanfare*
Sage:Thanks. Now one moment while I perk myself up with...*holds up a can*ORANGE SODA!!!!!!!!*light shines on can*
Random Choir:laaaaaaaaaaaa...
Rowan:-_-' me no like fizz.
Sage:*Chucks down orange soda in several gulps,then tosses empty can aside**speaks like a villain that just got charged up*Yessssss...yesssssss...I feel the power flowing through my vains! I...I...I FEEL HYPER!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Yami Sage:o_O
Sage:There! Now that I'm all hypered up...
Yami Sage:Is hypered even a word?
Sage:*ignors her*I'm very happy to introduce two very special guests! These two are very fine youngsters all the way from Egypt!
Yami Sage:That explains the costumes...(A/N:In case anyone hasn't noticed,we never tell Yami Sage who we have. We just dress her up and bring 'em on.)
Sage:Introducing...the holders of two Millenium Items...the two mysterious siblings who have been seperated for years...the--
Yami Sage:-_-' They get the point...
Sage:*whacks Yami Sage on head with PPG mallet and continues intro*The two great stars that have been ssadly overlooked...introducing....MALIK AND ISIS ISHTAR!!!!!!
*POP! Malik and Isis are in the middle of the room*
Malik and Isis:*Blink and look around*Uh...
Isis:Weren't we just in the desert?
Sage:Maybe you were,maybe you weren't! I dunno. I just brought you on.
Malik:*Blinks*Who are you?
Rowan:We're hyper fangirls and we're going to take over the world!(A/N:That's a quote from one of her fanfictions;The Fangirls on Sugar go to Yu-Gi-Oh! Land)
Sage:I'm Sage!
Yami Sage:I'm her Yami.
Rowan:And I'm Rowan,the best friend. Not really related.
Sage:And you're in our possesion for the next twenty-four hours! Give or take a minute or two.
Malik:*All big and scary*Why have you captured us,oh Hyper Fangirls?
Sage:*In a low,mysterious-sounding voice*To make things more interesting...
Rowan:*giggles*Hiya Shinkouhyou!(A/N:Soul Hunter reference. I don't own Soul Hunter. The Soul Hunter DVDs are borrowed)
Yami Sage:-_-'*to Malik and Isis* Hi! Welcome to the house of Absolute Insanity! We're all hostesses of The Pizza Show,and you two have to spend a day with us. Part of the show rules. Of course,we don't always keep you for a whole day. Sage runs out of writing ideas pretty quick.
Sage:*slaps hand over Yami Sage's mouth*DON'T TELL THEM MY SECRETS,YOU!!!!!!!
Isis:*information sinks in*Ra almighty...
Malik:*Sees Yami Sage's Millenium Rod*HOW DARE YOU!!!*Raises own Millenium Rod and tries to kill Yami Sage*
Rowan:*snatches away Rod*No killing the hostesses!
Malik:HOW DARE THAT GIRL MOCK MY MILLENIUM ROD!!!!!!!
Sage:*Puts hands on Malik's shoulders*Now now,Malik. Imitation is the highest form of flattery!
Malik:........*stares into Sage's eyes*
Sage:*gasps**Dreamily*It's...them....*starts to zone out*
Isis:It's who?
Sage:Those eyes.....those gorgeous...violet...eyes......*_*
Malik:*Looks very uncomfortable as Sage is still clinging to his shoulders,focussed 100% on his eyes*
Isis:._.
Rowan:My turn!*pulls Sage off of Malik,catches him in a headlock,and starts playing with his hair*Foofy!
Sage:*now out of her trance*Hey!
Isis:Ummm....could you possibly.....let go of my brother now?
Rowan:Nope!^_^*glomps Malik*He sho cyute!
Sage:*Sees Isis**Had forgotten that Isis was here the whole time*Isis Ishtar!*bows down on hands and knees*All hail the mighty Isis!
Isis:Uh....*sweatdrops*
Sage:May I shake your hand,Miss Ishtar?
Isis:Uhhhh...
Sage:*Grabs Isis's hand and shakes it so hard it threatens to be ripped off*It's such an honor to meet you Miss Ishtar! Really it is! I'm your biggest fan!
Isis:o_o' You scare me.
Yami Sage:Good! That's the point! Hey Malik,lemme see!*tries to grab Millneium Rod*
Malik:No! Mine!*tug of war insues*
Yami Sage:Mine!
Malik:*whining*MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
Isis:-_-'
Sage:My,how childish!
Rowan:You say that like it's a bad thing!
Sage:I do?
Rowan:Yup.
Sage:*scratches head*I didn't mean it that way...*whaps Yami Sage on head with PPG Mallet*Getoffa my boy,you evil girl!
Yami Sage:*rubs head*I told you,I'm not evil! I'm just dark!
Sage:Whatever.*glomps Malik*Hiya,Malik-kun! How are you?
Malik:Uh...fine...I think...
Sage:That's good to know.
Rowan:So...what should we do with the last ten minutes of the show?
Sage:You mean we're up to the ten minute warning point already?*looks at watch*Omigod,you're right! We're running out of time!!! What do we do??? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*starts running around in circles*
Yami Sage,Malik and Isis:o_O'
Rowan:*Whacks Sage on head with Whacking-stick*
Sage:X_X oww.....*suddenly jumps up*I'VE GOT IT!!!!!!!!
Yami Sage,Rowan,Malik and Isis:O_O!*jump back into the corner*
Rowan:Got what?
Sage:I know what we can do for the last few minutes!*turns all cute and flirtatious*Oh Malik-kuuuuun...*holds up Gameboy*Could you help me with this little duel I'm having problems with???
Malik:You capture me and my sister,you hang off of my neck all day,*points at Yami Sage*and that evil girl tries to steal my Millenium Rod--
Yami Sage:*indignently*I'm NOT evil!
Malik:--and now you're asking me for help? I don't think so. Forget it.
Sage:Uh uh uh,Malik-kun. Can't say no to the hostesses.
Malik:And why in the name of Ra not?
Rowan:'Cause we've got something you don't have.
Sage and Rowan:Authoress Powers!!
Yami Sage:Ooooooh,you're gonna get it now!
(Sage and Rowan snap their fingers. There is a pop. Malik and Isis are now Chibis)
Sage and Rowan:*glomp Malik and Isis*^_^ KAWAII!!! ^_^
Malik:-_-' this is just sad...
Sage:*Pushes Rowan off and cuddles Malik*So you see,Malik-kun,you have to do whatever we want or we can do stuff like this to you! Now unless you want to stay like this forever,I sudgest you help me with my game.*turns on Gameboy*
Malik:*mushroom sigh*Oh all right.
(Sage plays game and Malik advises her. Nothing much happens)
Sage:*Holds Gameboy over her head in triumph*YES!!! I DID IT!!! I HAVE FINALLY DEFEATED YUGI MUTOH!!!!!*glomps Malik and squeezes him like a doll*Arigato,Malik-kun! Aishiteru!
Malik:_ can't...breath...
Isis:So,could you change us back now?
Sage:*stops squeezing Malik and looks at watch*Aww,we've only got one minute left! I guess I have to.*pouts**Snaps fingers. Malik and Isis change back*Thanks for coming,you two. Bye bye.
(Malik and Isis disappear)
Yami Sage:So,what should we do for our last minute?
Sage:Oh yeah! I have one more announcement before I go! As very few people know,I am choosing characters at random by pulling them out of a hat...er...little plastic cup. Anyway,I was wondering if any of YOU out there reading this would like to request an anime or video game character to come and join us.
Yami Sage:Yes! It's always good to have reviewer feedback.
Sage:If you have some cute bishounen in mind,or would just like to see us bash some silly character,send your requests to Sagesaria@nookery.org! If I recognise the character and he or she isn't already in the cup,I will add him or her. Send those requests,boys and girls! That's it. How'd I do?
Rowan:Right on the dot.
)!(#^)@^$(%*$#&@#^%(*^^&@U&%*&%&%#*&%*^&%%#&$*&%*^&$%&$*&^
Orange soda:Again,forgot to mention in first chapter. I'm an orange soda fiend. I love orange soda. I crave it like a drug. Must...have...orange...soda...*too lazy to open bottle**bites through bottle to get to soda*
"Me no like fizz":Rowan doesn't like carbonated drinks. The tingling of the carbonation bothers her. Too bad. She's missing out on a lot of good stuff.
That's it for today's show,peoples! 'Till next time! Drink lots of orange soda or whatever you can! Bye bye!
*Credits roll while playing Wild Drive*
Disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! I do have most of the English episodes on tape,the first Japanese season on DVD,a homemade Yugi figure,a Dark Duel Stories game,and a bunch of cards though!