The Pizza Show
Episode 3
(Sage is wearing a long silky robe,one half black,one half white,and is holding a long gold staff.
Rowan is in baggy white pants and a long,yellow robe with a yin-yang on the bottem of the front. On her shoulders are black armored plates,like Saiyan armor,and the collar of her outfit is black as well. She has a grey scarf tied around her head in a way so that it looks like bunny ears. She is holding what looks like a radio antenna. In fact,it probably is a radio antenna.
Yami Sage is in a white clown suit with a black cape and a gold...err...something around her neck. Her face is painted with black dots under the eyes,and she is wearing large black earrings. She is wearing gloves that make her hands look like cat paws. She has a yellow whip-like object in her hands that looks like a party favor. She is also holding a stuffed white cat.
In other words,Sage is dressed like Youzen,Rowan is dressed like Taikoubou,Yami Sage is dressed like Shinkouhyou)
Sage:*twirling around and fiddling with her robe*Hee hee! This is so cool!
Rowan:*playing with her antenna;colapsing and extending it*Spiffy!
Yami Sage:*grins at whip*At least the dorky costume comes with this!*starts whacking random spots on the floor with the whip*
Sage:*dancing,partly to test the flexibility of the robe. Very flexible,in case you Youzen fangirls were wondering**singing*Yume no kuni o sagasu kimi no na o...
Rowan:*joins in. Her costume is flexible too,for all you Taikoubou fans. Then again,anyone who's seen the fight scenes probably knows that already*Daremo ga kokoro ni...
Sage and Rowan:Kizamu made...kanashi mi nori koeta hohoemi ni...
Sage:Kimi o shinjite ii desuka?
Yami Sage:-_-' you guys like Soul Hunter way too much. Wait...if you're all hyped up about Soul Hunter...
Sage:Welcome to The Pizza Show!!!*trumpet fanfare*Today,we have...
Yami Sage:You must have Soul Hunter characters!
Rowan:*gasp*You found that out with no hints at all!
Sage:You're a genious,Yami!
Yami Sage:-_-' You two are the wierdest people I know.
Sage and Rowan:Thank you ^_^
Yami Sage:-______-''''' I didn't mean it in a good way...
Sage:*Ignors her*Today we have four very special guests right from the Yin dynasty!
Yami Sage:Well,I can guess three of them by the costumes. Who's the fourth?
Sage:The one and only...*starts to float in the air,but is revieled to really be standing on her toes,but it's hard to tell that because the robe is really long*Ki Hakuyuko *_* *_* *_*
Yami Sage:Isn't he...like...dead?
Sage:QUIT BURSTING MY BUBBLE!!!!*whacks Yami Sage with PPG Mallet**sighs*It's true. We all saw it. Hakuyuko was only trying to save his father,but then the evil Dakki--
Yami Sage:I'M NOT--oh wait,you weren't talking about me. Nevermind.
Sage:--used her evil tactics to frame the poor lad for rape. Hakuyuko was executed on the spot,and his soul flew away to Mt. Kunlun.*starts to cry**stops crying and perks up*But thanks to our special authoress powers,we have brought Hakuyuko back from the mountain grave and now he will join us on...THE PIZZA SHOW!!!!!*trumpet fanfare*
Yami Sage:-_-' enough with the over-dramatic title already...
Rowan:No! ^_^ THE PIZZA SHOW!!!!!!!!*trumpet fanfare*KURIBOH!!!*thunderclap*THE PANCAKE SHOW!!!!!*boing!*KITTY!!!!!!*rimshot*
Yami Sage:-_________-'''
Sage:ANYWAY! I am pleased to announce that we have four special guests here today...Elder Taikoubou,Shinkouhyou,Youzen,and Ki Hakuyuko!!! Come on in,everybody!
(Sage snaps her fingers. Taikoubou,Shinkouhyou,Youzen and Hakuyuko appear with a pop)
Taikoubou,Youzen and Hakuyuko:*glance around at their surroundings nervously*
Shinkouhyou:*looks around,a happy look on his face*It looks like things will be interesting from here.
Sage:*Looks at Youzen**Smiles**Giggles**Tries to hold back,then...*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! YOUZEN-SAMA!!!!!!!*glomps Youzen and squeezes him like mad*I LOVE YOU,YOUZEN-SAMA!! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!! I'VE GOT SCREENSHOTS OF YOU!!! And might I add that I LOVE this costume! It's all soft and huggy and flexible and--*goes into long babbling rant about Youzen's costume*
Youzen:O_O'
Rowan:How come SHE gets first dibs on Youzen? Murph.*pouts**glomps Taikoubou instead*Hiya,Taiky! How are you?
Taikoubou:Uhhhhh...*sweatdrops*
Yami Sage:*snickers*"Taiky" hehehe.
Sage and Rowan:*Death Glare(tm)*
Sage:*Finally lets go of Youzen*Hiya Shinkouhyou!*glomps Shinkouhyou*
Shinkouhyou:*trying to keep from freaking out*Hello....You're an...interesting young lady...
Sage:Why thank you!^_^*squeezes Shinkouhyou harder*
Shinkouhyou:_ erk...
Rowan:*Realises that Sage has released Youzen*Dibs!*glomps Youzen*
Youzen:x_x
Sage:So maybe we could get together sometime after the show and...*starts to nuzzle Shinkouhyou's hair*talk about interesting things...
Shinkouhyou:o_O You're not THAT interesting...
Sage:*falls back,heartbroken*You...you don't like me...?*starts to sniffle*
Shinkouhyou:*quickly,realizing that a fangirl's cry is probably worse then its glomp*B-but I'm willing to get to know you!
Sage:*glomp*I just knew you'd see it my way ^_^
Shinkouhyou:o_o...right...
Sage:*moves on to Hakuyuko**fake sophisticated voice*Hakuyuko darling!*glomps*It's so wonderful to see you!*sees Rowan clinging to Youzen*Hey! Mine!*grabs Youzen*
Rowan:No way! He's mine!*tug of war insues*
Youzen:@_@
(The tug of war goes nowhere for a while,then Sage whaps Rowan with the PPG Mallet)
Rowan:_*lets go*
Sage:*falls over with Youzen**realises she won**glomps Youzen*Yay! ^_^*glares at Rowan*YOU can have Taikoubou. Youzen's mine!
Rowan:Fine then!*glomps Taikoubou*^_^
Sage:Oh,by the way,Hakuyuko...*snaps fingers. A chinese fiddle and a bow appear in her hand.**scoots over to Hakuyuko,still clinging to Youzen*Could you play a song for us?
Hakuyuko:uh....
Sage:Or if not for us,for your father?
Rowan:Pwetty pwease?*flashes puppy dog eyes*
Hakuyuko:*gives in to the puppy dog eyes,takes the fiddle and bow and gets ready to play*
Sage and Rowan:YAY!
Shinkouhyou:This should be interesting.
Yami Sage:Enough with the 'interesting' already!
Sage and Rowan:*whap Yami Sage with PPG Mallet and Whacking Stick*NO DISSING THE CUTE CLOWNISH-TYPE GUY!
Yami Sage:_............x_X
(Sage and Rowan,still clutching their bishies,sit on the couch. Shinkouhyou is content to sit on the floor. Yami Sage is still out cold. Hakuyuko sits in front of them and plays the same song that he played in episode 5 of Soul Hunter)
Sage and Rowan:*_* *are lost in the song and unawarably squeeze Taikoubou and Youzen harder*
Taikoubou and Youzen:_ need...air...
(songs lasts about five minutes. Amazingly Youzen and Taikoubou are still alive.)
Hakuyuko:*finishes song*
Sage and Rowan:*release Taikoubou and Youzen and clap wildly*All right! Yeah! Whoo hoo! Yippee!
Youzen and Taikoubou:*down on all fours gasping for air*
Sage and Rowan:*glomp Hakuyuko*Thank you,Hakuruko-chan! That was wonderful!
Hakuyuko:...you're welcome...I think...
Shikouhyou:*claps politely*Yes. Interesting. Very interesting.
Sage:So how much time do we have left,Rowan?
Rowan:*looks at watch(yes,Rowan has a watch too)*About five minutes.
Sage:Great!*evil sounding*That means we have one more thing in store for our bishies!
Soul Hunter Bishies:*huddle in terror in corner of the room*O_O
Sage:Ready,Rowan?
Rowan:Hee hee! Alliteration ^_^
Sage:You're ready,then?
Rowan:Ready!
Sage and Rowan:*snap fingers. The Soul Hunter Bishies are now Chibis*
Yami Sage:*who has now come around*Again with this Chibi stuff...
Sage:Quiet you. Go back to sleep.*whacks with PPG Mallet*
Yami Sage:x_x
Sage:*huggles all the Soul Hunter Chibis*They sho cyute!
Soul Hunter Chibis:o_O
Shinkouhyou:This is...interesting...
Rowan:My turn!*snatches all the Soul Hunter Chibis away and huggles them*Kawaii ^_^ ^_^
Soul Hunter Chibis:.............................
Sage:Wheee! Dots!
Soul Hunter Chibis:*look at Sage like the's crazy. Which she is,if you haven't noticed*
Rowan:*looks at watch*Two minutes.
Sage:Already? Awwww. Well,thakies for coming,minna-san!*squeezes Soul Hunter Chibis*Bye now. Maybe we could have lunch some time.*prepares to snap fingers*
Youzen:Wait! You forgot to change us back!
(Too late. Sage has snapped her fingers,and the Soul Hunter Chibis have disappeared)
Yami Sage:*who had come around while Sage was saying goodbye to the Chibis**blinks*How long does the Chibi spell last?
Sage:About 72 hours ^_^
Yami Sage:............................
Sage and Rowan:Wheeee! Dots!
Yami Sage:-_-'
Sage:Oh yeah! I have one more announcement to make!
Yami Sage:Again?
Rowan:That trick never works!
Sage:*ignors them*My birthday is coming up this February,and I'm having a BIG party right here on The Pizza Show!*trumpet fanfare*Better yet,I'm inviting all my reviewers to come and attend!
Rowan:You mean like...like Crystal Mew?
Sage:Yup! Like Crystal Mew!
Rowan:Speeeeeefy!^_^
Sage:Being the anxious party-planner I am,I need your RSVPs imediatly! If you would like to come to my party here on The Pizza Show*trumpet fanfare*on Tuesday,February 18th,2003,then send me your reviews and let me know you're coming! Hope to see you there!
*@%)@&^@$)%^@)_(&#_!(&)@*^%#)*(*@^#)*^$(&#@^(@&$(@&%(@&$(&@%
Taiky:I got tired of typing "Taikoubou" in my e-mails to Rowan,so I just typed out "Taiky." It sort of stuck. LOL
Dots:I picked that up from The Pancake Show*boing!* Which apparently picked it up from Hika's fanfictions.
Well,that's it. Hope to see all you reviewers at my party! 'Till next time,ja ne!
*Credits roll while playing Will. As credits roll,the opening of Soul Hunter is being played on the screen,only all the characters are still Chibis.*
Episode 3
(Sage is wearing a long silky robe,one half black,one half white,and is holding a long gold staff.
Rowan is in baggy white pants and a long,yellow robe with a yin-yang on the bottem of the front. On her shoulders are black armored plates,like Saiyan armor,and the collar of her outfit is black as well. She has a grey scarf tied around her head in a way so that it looks like bunny ears. She is holding what looks like a radio antenna. In fact,it probably is a radio antenna.
Yami Sage is in a white clown suit with a black cape and a gold...err...something around her neck. Her face is painted with black dots under the eyes,and she is wearing large black earrings. She is wearing gloves that make her hands look like cat paws. She has a yellow whip-like object in her hands that looks like a party favor. She is also holding a stuffed white cat.
In other words,Sage is dressed like Youzen,Rowan is dressed like Taikoubou,Yami Sage is dressed like Shinkouhyou)
Sage:*twirling around and fiddling with her robe*Hee hee! This is so cool!
Rowan:*playing with her antenna;colapsing and extending it*Spiffy!
Yami Sage:*grins at whip*At least the dorky costume comes with this!*starts whacking random spots on the floor with the whip*
Sage:*dancing,partly to test the flexibility of the robe. Very flexible,in case you Youzen fangirls were wondering**singing*Yume no kuni o sagasu kimi no na o...
Rowan:*joins in. Her costume is flexible too,for all you Taikoubou fans. Then again,anyone who's seen the fight scenes probably knows that already*Daremo ga kokoro ni...
Sage and Rowan:Kizamu made...kanashi mi nori koeta hohoemi ni...
Sage:Kimi o shinjite ii desuka?
Yami Sage:-_-' you guys like Soul Hunter way too much. Wait...if you're all hyped up about Soul Hunter...
Sage:Welcome to The Pizza Show!!!*trumpet fanfare*Today,we have...
Yami Sage:You must have Soul Hunter characters!
Rowan:*gasp*You found that out with no hints at all!
Sage:You're a genious,Yami!
Yami Sage:-_-' You two are the wierdest people I know.
Sage and Rowan:Thank you ^_^
Yami Sage:-______-''''' I didn't mean it in a good way...
Sage:*Ignors her*Today we have four very special guests right from the Yin dynasty!
Yami Sage:Well,I can guess three of them by the costumes. Who's the fourth?
Sage:The one and only...*starts to float in the air,but is revieled to really be standing on her toes,but it's hard to tell that because the robe is really long*Ki Hakuyuko *_* *_* *_*
Yami Sage:Isn't he...like...dead?
Sage:QUIT BURSTING MY BUBBLE!!!!*whacks Yami Sage with PPG Mallet**sighs*It's true. We all saw it. Hakuyuko was only trying to save his father,but then the evil Dakki--
Yami Sage:I'M NOT--oh wait,you weren't talking about me. Nevermind.
Sage:--used her evil tactics to frame the poor lad for rape. Hakuyuko was executed on the spot,and his soul flew away to Mt. Kunlun.*starts to cry**stops crying and perks up*But thanks to our special authoress powers,we have brought Hakuyuko back from the mountain grave and now he will join us on...THE PIZZA SHOW!!!!!*trumpet fanfare*
Yami Sage:-_-' enough with the over-dramatic title already...
Rowan:No! ^_^ THE PIZZA SHOW!!!!!!!!*trumpet fanfare*KURIBOH!!!*thunderclap*THE PANCAKE SHOW!!!!!*boing!*KITTY!!!!!!*rimshot*
Yami Sage:-_________-'''
Sage:ANYWAY! I am pleased to announce that we have four special guests here today...Elder Taikoubou,Shinkouhyou,Youzen,and Ki Hakuyuko!!! Come on in,everybody!
(Sage snaps her fingers. Taikoubou,Shinkouhyou,Youzen and Hakuyuko appear with a pop)
Taikoubou,Youzen and Hakuyuko:*glance around at their surroundings nervously*
Shinkouhyou:*looks around,a happy look on his face*It looks like things will be interesting from here.
Sage:*Looks at Youzen**Smiles**Giggles**Tries to hold back,then...*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! YOUZEN-SAMA!!!!!!!*glomps Youzen and squeezes him like mad*I LOVE YOU,YOUZEN-SAMA!! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!! I'VE GOT SCREENSHOTS OF YOU!!! And might I add that I LOVE this costume! It's all soft and huggy and flexible and--*goes into long babbling rant about Youzen's costume*
Youzen:O_O'
Rowan:How come SHE gets first dibs on Youzen? Murph.*pouts**glomps Taikoubou instead*Hiya,Taiky! How are you?
Taikoubou:Uhhhhh...*sweatdrops*
Yami Sage:*snickers*"Taiky" hehehe.
Sage and Rowan:*Death Glare(tm)*
Sage:*Finally lets go of Youzen*Hiya Shinkouhyou!*glomps Shinkouhyou*
Shinkouhyou:*trying to keep from freaking out*Hello....You're an...interesting young lady...
Sage:Why thank you!^_^*squeezes Shinkouhyou harder*
Shinkouhyou:_ erk...
Rowan:*Realises that Sage has released Youzen*Dibs!*glomps Youzen*
Youzen:x_x
Sage:So maybe we could get together sometime after the show and...*starts to nuzzle Shinkouhyou's hair*talk about interesting things...
Shinkouhyou:o_O You're not THAT interesting...
Sage:*falls back,heartbroken*You...you don't like me...?*starts to sniffle*
Shinkouhyou:*quickly,realizing that a fangirl's cry is probably worse then its glomp*B-but I'm willing to get to know you!
Sage:*glomp*I just knew you'd see it my way ^_^
Shinkouhyou:o_o...right...
Sage:*moves on to Hakuyuko**fake sophisticated voice*Hakuyuko darling!*glomps*It's so wonderful to see you!*sees Rowan clinging to Youzen*Hey! Mine!*grabs Youzen*
Rowan:No way! He's mine!*tug of war insues*
Youzen:@_@
(The tug of war goes nowhere for a while,then Sage whaps Rowan with the PPG Mallet)
Rowan:_*lets go*
Sage:*falls over with Youzen**realises she won**glomps Youzen*Yay! ^_^*glares at Rowan*YOU can have Taikoubou. Youzen's mine!
Rowan:Fine then!*glomps Taikoubou*^_^
Sage:Oh,by the way,Hakuyuko...*snaps fingers. A chinese fiddle and a bow appear in her hand.**scoots over to Hakuyuko,still clinging to Youzen*Could you play a song for us?
Hakuyuko:uh....
Sage:Or if not for us,for your father?
Rowan:Pwetty pwease?*flashes puppy dog eyes*
Hakuyuko:*gives in to the puppy dog eyes,takes the fiddle and bow and gets ready to play*
Sage and Rowan:YAY!
Shinkouhyou:This should be interesting.
Yami Sage:Enough with the 'interesting' already!
Sage and Rowan:*whap Yami Sage with PPG Mallet and Whacking Stick*NO DISSING THE CUTE CLOWNISH-TYPE GUY!
Yami Sage:_............x_X
(Sage and Rowan,still clutching their bishies,sit on the couch. Shinkouhyou is content to sit on the floor. Yami Sage is still out cold. Hakuyuko sits in front of them and plays the same song that he played in episode 5 of Soul Hunter)
Sage and Rowan:*_* *are lost in the song and unawarably squeeze Taikoubou and Youzen harder*
Taikoubou and Youzen:_ need...air...
(songs lasts about five minutes. Amazingly Youzen and Taikoubou are still alive.)
Hakuyuko:*finishes song*
Sage and Rowan:*release Taikoubou and Youzen and clap wildly*All right! Yeah! Whoo hoo! Yippee!
Youzen and Taikoubou:*down on all fours gasping for air*
Sage and Rowan:*glomp Hakuyuko*Thank you,Hakuruko-chan! That was wonderful!
Hakuyuko:...you're welcome...I think...
Shikouhyou:*claps politely*Yes. Interesting. Very interesting.
Sage:So how much time do we have left,Rowan?
Rowan:*looks at watch(yes,Rowan has a watch too)*About five minutes.
Sage:Great!*evil sounding*That means we have one more thing in store for our bishies!
Soul Hunter Bishies:*huddle in terror in corner of the room*O_O
Sage:Ready,Rowan?
Rowan:Hee hee! Alliteration ^_^
Sage:You're ready,then?
Rowan:Ready!
Sage and Rowan:*snap fingers. The Soul Hunter Bishies are now Chibis*
Yami Sage:*who has now come around*Again with this Chibi stuff...
Sage:Quiet you. Go back to sleep.*whacks with PPG Mallet*
Yami Sage:x_x
Sage:*huggles all the Soul Hunter Chibis*They sho cyute!
Soul Hunter Chibis:o_O
Shinkouhyou:This is...interesting...
Rowan:My turn!*snatches all the Soul Hunter Chibis away and huggles them*Kawaii ^_^ ^_^
Soul Hunter Chibis:.............................
Sage:Wheee! Dots!
Soul Hunter Chibis:*look at Sage like the's crazy. Which she is,if you haven't noticed*
Rowan:*looks at watch*Two minutes.
Sage:Already? Awwww. Well,thakies for coming,minna-san!*squeezes Soul Hunter Chibis*Bye now. Maybe we could have lunch some time.*prepares to snap fingers*
Youzen:Wait! You forgot to change us back!
(Too late. Sage has snapped her fingers,and the Soul Hunter Chibis have disappeared)
Yami Sage:*who had come around while Sage was saying goodbye to the Chibis**blinks*How long does the Chibi spell last?
Sage:About 72 hours ^_^
Yami Sage:............................
Sage and Rowan:Wheeee! Dots!
Yami Sage:-_-'
Sage:Oh yeah! I have one more announcement to make!
Yami Sage:Again?
Rowan:That trick never works!
Sage:*ignors them*My birthday is coming up this February,and I'm having a BIG party right here on The Pizza Show!*trumpet fanfare*Better yet,I'm inviting all my reviewers to come and attend!
Rowan:You mean like...like Crystal Mew?
Sage:Yup! Like Crystal Mew!
Rowan:Speeeeeefy!^_^
Sage:Being the anxious party-planner I am,I need your RSVPs imediatly! If you would like to come to my party here on The Pizza Show*trumpet fanfare*on Tuesday,February 18th,2003,then send me your reviews and let me know you're coming! Hope to see you there!
*@%)@&^@$)%^@)_(&#_!(&)@*^%#)*(*@^#)*^$(&#@^(@&$(@&%(@&$(&@%
Taiky:I got tired of typing "Taikoubou" in my e-mails to Rowan,so I just typed out "Taiky." It sort of stuck. LOL
Dots:I picked that up from The Pancake Show*boing!* Which apparently picked it up from Hika's fanfictions.
Well,that's it. Hope to see all you reviewers at my party! 'Till next time,ja ne!
*Credits roll while playing Will. As credits roll,the opening of Soul Hunter is being played on the screen,only all the characters are still Chibis.*