The Pizza Show
Special Birthday Episode
(Yami Sage and Rowan are in casual outfits. Nothing from any specific anime)
Rowan:*looks at watch*Where's Sage? The show's about to start!
Yami Sage:*sarcasticly*Whoopie...
Rowan:What's with you,Yami? You haven't had any fun since we brought Hayama on! Hey,that rhymed!*giggle*
Yami Sage:That's 'cause I didn't like anyone else you brought on! Hayama was my type,yo!
Rowan:Whatever.
(Suddenly,Sage bursts into the room. She is wearing a long,bluish-green ball gown with little spots of gold glitter all over the place,and the fabric in the sleeves is wound into rose shapes. She is also wearing dangly blue earrings and a blue and green bracelet. She is excessivly hyper today.)
Sage:Hey guys!!!! Guess what today is?!?!?!?!
Yami Sage:Halloween?
Rowan:Christmas?
Yami Sage:Vallentine's Day?
Rowan:St. Patrick's Day?
Yami Sage:February 18th?
Rowan:Penguin Appreciation Day?
Yami Sage:National Flirting Week?
Rowan:National Fanfiction Writing Day?
Sage:-_-' C'mon guys...
Rowan:*puts on a "just kidding" look*Happy birthday,Sage ^_^
Sage:Yay! You remembered!*hugs Rowan*
Rowan:How could I have forgotten? You've been talking about it all month!
Yami Sage:Wait,I just realised something!
Rowan:*gasp!*You realized something? Wow!
Sage:What did you realise,Yami?
Yami Sage:If it's your birthday,and I'm your Yami...
Sage and Rowan:Yes?
Yami Sage:Then it must be my birthday too ^_^
Sage and Rowan:*facefault*
Sage:It doesn't work that way,Yami. You weren't created until around August.
Yami Sage:Rats!*snaps fingers*
Sage:ANYhow,today is a very special day on The Pizza Show!*trumpet fanfare*Today,February 18th,2003,is my birthday! I am fifteen years old! Can you believe it? I'm actually turning fifteen! It's so cool!
Rowan:And we've made today Xtra special just for that!
Sage:We've made this episode extra long!
Rowan:To make room for a big big BIG birthday party right here on the show!!!!
Sage:And on top of that...
Rowan:We've got...
Sage and Rowan:EXTRA SPECIAL GUESTS!!!!!!
Sage:They're extra special 'cause they normally wouldn't be on the show because they aren't anime characters. We've also got a few anime chars,or course ^_^
Yami Sage:*rolls eyes*Great. Who you got this time? The Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy?
Sage:I think you'd really like our special anime guests today,Yami!
Rowan:REALLY like!
Sage:Really really REALLY like!
Sage and Rowan:*giggle*
Yami Sage:*sarcasticly*Oh boy. I can't wait.
Sage:Now,Yami,don't be such a cranky-head!*doorbell rings*Omigod the guests are here!*skips to door and answers it. There is a girl with long,light brown curly hair dressed in casual cloths standing there)Hi Corey! Come on in!
Rowan:*scratches head*Cory's here?
Sage:Cool Cat Corey.
Rowan:Ohhhhhh. Hi Cory ^_^
Yami Sage:Yeah,hi or whatever.
Corey:You're Yami seems more cranky then usual today.
Sage:*whispers*I think it's PMS.
Yami Sage:I heard that!
Sage:That's nice,Yami.*doorbell rings again. Sage answers. It's a tall boy in his late teens with short blonde hair*Donny,you made it!
Donny:Hey!*hugs Sage*
Sage:^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ I got a hug ^_^ ^_^ ^_^(A/N:Needless to say,this is Delightful Donn)
Rowan:Hiya Donny-san!
Yami Sage:*dryly,but a little more friendly-sounding*Wassup Donn?
Donn:I brought you a present.*holds up package*
Corey:Me too!*holds up a bigger package then Donn is*
Sage:Arigatou ^_^ just put them over there in the corner.*doorbell. Sage answers it. It's a boy with short brown hair in a leather jacket. Behind him is a girl with short,multi-coloered hair. Behind her is Crystal Mew*Hi Damien! Hi Buff! Hi Crystal! Come in! Come in!
Damien:Yeah! Wazzup! D-man is in the house,yo!*does a headbanger*Ebth! Ebth! Ebth!(A/N:That's pronounced sort of line "abl". And yes,Damien is often like this.)
Buff:Hiiiiiiiiiii :D
Crystal:Hi Sage ^o^ Happy birthday!
Sage:Arigatou ^_^.*notes Damien's,Buff's and Crystal's loads*Gifts can go over there in the corner.*doorbell. Sage answers. It's Diane.*
Diane:Hi Master!
Sage:Diane! Come in! Come in! Welcome! Welcome! Well,it looks like the guests are all here,so lets bring on the special guests and get this party started!
Rowan:First,two bishies all the way from Middle Earth!
Sage:Aragorn,son of Arathorn,and Legolas Greenleaf!
(Pop! Legolas and Aragorn appear)
Legolas and Aragorn:o_o'*look around nervously*
Sage:Legolas!*glomps*
Rowan and Corey:*fight over Aragorn*
Sage:Second,we have a special gang of men and women...and boys and girls....from all around the globe! Introducing...the J-Team!!!!!!
(Pop! The J-Team,consisting ot Jackie Chan,Jade,Paco,Viper,Uncle and El Toro appears.)
J-team:*look confused*
Jade:A party! Cool!
Jackie:Jade,we weren't invited.
Sage:Actually Jackie,you were!
Jackie:??? When?
Sage:When I decided to have you here ^_^
J-team:........
Sage:And last,but definitely not least,three special guys that I KNOW you'll enjoy!*glances at Yami Sage*The kawaiiest of kawaii,Yugi Mutoh,Yami Yugi,and...A KURIBOH!!!!!!*thunderclap*
(Pop! Yugi,Yami Yugi and a Kuriboh*thunderclap* appear*)
Yugi-tachi:*blink*
Yami Sage:*gawking at Yami Yugi*I...I...*falls on her knees in front of Sage*I'm not worthy!
Sage:You should have believed me when I told you you'd like our special guest.*glomps Yugi*Hiya,Yugi-chan ^_^
Yami Sage:*puts an arm seductivly around Yami Yugi*Hiya handsome....
Yugi and Yami Yugi:._.
Rowan:*cuddles Kuriboh*
Kuriboh:Whooooo?
Sage:Well,now the gang's all here! Let's paaaaaaartyy!
(Sage snaps her fingers and a bunch of party stuff is all over the room,including a big chocolate birthday cake sitting on the counter,a surround sound audio system complete with dance floor,and LOTS of red and green balloons.)
Sage:^_^
Rowan:Spiffy!
Crystal and Jade:*start dancing*
Kuriboh:*Plays with a balloon*
Damien:*sneaks over to the cake*
Sage:*whaps Damien with PPG Mallet*No touchie!
Damien:Noooooo! Must have chocolaaaaaaaaaate!
Sage:No!*restrains Damein by the arms as he struggles to reach the cake*
(Yami Sage walks by,giggling and dragging Yami Yugi by the arm)
Damien and Sage:........
Damien:What's she up to?
Sage:I don't even want to think about it...
Damien:*remembers cake*Chocolaaaaaaaaate!!!*struggles to reach cake*
Sage:If you want choclate,look over there!*points at buffet table,filled with sweets and hyper stuff*
Damien: O_O MOTHER LOAD!!!!!*zooms over to table and starts munching on M&Ms*
Sage:All right,everybody! Who wants to play a game?
All except Yami Sage,Yami Yugi,Jackie,Aragorn and Legolas:*raise hands*
Sage:All right,let's play Squint!
Rowan,Corey and Buff:Nooooooo!
Rowan:Not that!
Corey:Anything but that!
Buff:I hate that game!
Rowan:Corey and Buff:What's Squint?
Special Guests:*facefault*
Sage:It's a game where you use tiles with different shapes on them to make a picture,and everyone else has to guess what you're making a picture of.
Rowan:Sounds fun!
Corey:Yeah,count me in!
Crystal:Me too!
Sage:*to special guests*Why don't you join in?
Jade:Sure!
Paco:Ok!
Legolas:I think I'll pass.
Sage:Uh uh uh,can't say no to me,Legolas-sama. Unless you want to end up like this!*holds up a picture of Chibi Soul Hunter Characters from last episode*
Rowan:O_O You got pictures???
Sage:Yup ^_^
Rowan:SQUEEEEEE!
Special Guests:*Glance at pictures*O_O!!*quickly get into seats around table*We'll play.
Sage:^_^
Diane:Who goes first?
Sage:Donn can go first.
Donn:Ok.*draws a card and looks at*
Sage:Ready,go!*flips over hourglass timer*
Donn:*starts making picture with tiles. The game begins*
Diane:It's a circle!
Rowan:It's a giant orange!
Special Guests:.......
Crystal:It's a target!
Corey:It's two targets!
Sage:It's a weasel!
Rowan:It's a circle with two targets on it!
Jade:Is it an animal?
Donn:Yes.
Jade:It's a raccoon!!!
Donn:You got it!
Sage:*Looks at watch*Hey,it's time for presents!
(Sage stands up and is about to grab the presents from the corner,but before she can do anything,Yami Yugi runs screaming through the room)
Yami Yugi:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THAT GIRL IS CRAZY!!!!
Sage-tachi:._.
Rowan:What's with him?
Sage:I think I know.
(Yami Sage comes running)
Yami Sage:Wait! Come back!
Sage:*Grabs Yami Sage by collar of shirt*Yami,what did I tell you about hitting on the guests?
Yami Sage:I don't care about your stupid rules,you.you.*evil grin*you sane,normal person!
All insane peeps:*Gasp!!!*
Special Guests:????
Sage:*Pounces Yami Sage and starts whacking her rapidly with PPG Mallet*YOU*whap!*TAKE*whap!THAT*whap!*BACK!
Yami Sage:x_X
Sage:*coninues to whap*Bad Yami! Bad Yami! No chicken for you!
Rowan:No chicken??? Isn't that a little harsh,Sage?
Sage:THE CUR MUST BE PUNISHED!!!!!*whap!*
Yami Sage:x_X @_@ purdy stars..
Sage:So anyway,presents!*sits on couch and gathers Corey,Donn,Buff,Damien,Crystal,Rowan and Diane's presents*Hmmmmmmm..decisions,decisions. Which one should I open first?
Rowan:Open mine first! Open mine!
Sage:Otay ^_^*grabs Rowan's present and rips it open. It's a box. She opens it. Nothing's inside.*Wow! A cardboard box! Hey,you guys,I got a cardboard box!
Corey:Wow! Cool!
Rowan:^_^
Special Guests:?????
Sage:Okey..next,I'll open..this one!*grabs Diane's present and opens it*Hey cool! Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards!*holds up booster packs of Yu-Gi-Oh TCG cards*
Yugi:Hey,you like Duel Monsters too?
Sage:Yup ^_^
Yugi:Cool!
Sage:Now...this one.*opens Damien's present.**gasp!* KITTY!*rimshot**huggles stuffed cat*Arigaou,tomo!
Damien:Sure thing!
Buff:Open mine next :D
Sage:Otay ^_^*opens Buff's present*WOW!*holds up an armful of Ranma ½ graphic novels*Thank you!
Buff:Yer welcome :D
Sage:Now I'll open...this one.*Opens Corey's present*Oooooooh,flowers!*holds up a little boquet of roses and smells it**Sniff sniff*Roses!
Corey:^_^
Special Guests:?????
Sage:Now I'll open Crystal's.*opens Crystal's present.*Ooooooh! A patch kit for my PPG Mallet! With PPG shaped patches! Wheee!
Crystal:Squeaky mallet ^O^
Sage:And lastly..*opens Donn's present. A little heart locket(A/N:Hee hee. Donn'll be soooo embarased if he read that ^_^)*Awwwww,Donny! It's beautiful! Thank you!*kisses Donn on the cheek*
Donn:*blush*
Sage:He's blushing! Kawaii!
Donn:*Blushes harder*
Sage:^_^ Anyway,thanks everybody for the presents ^_^*huggles everybody*
Everybody:You're welcome!
Sage:And NOW!*glances at Damien*It's time for cake ^_^
Everyone:YAY!
Sage:*Lights fifteen candles on the cake and sits herself down*
All peeps who know the song:Happy birthday to you.
Rowan:Cha-cha-cha!
All peeps who know the song:Happy birthday to you..
Rowan:Cha-cha-cha!
All peeps who know the song:Happy birthday dear Sage-chan..
Rowan:Cha-cha-cha!
All peeps who know the song:Happy birthday to you..
Sage:^_^*blows out the candles. Everyone claps*
Corey:What'd you wish for?
Sage:*starts cutting cake*Not telling.
Corey:;_; why not?
Sage:Come ON Corey,every one KNOWS that if you tell a wish it won't come true.
And so,everone has cake. Sage got the piece with the little pink rose,of course. Everyone liked the cake,even those who normal don't have cake(IE:Both Yamis,Legolas,Aragorn,etc.) The party continued on it's hyper pace,and now I draw this episode to a close.
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Penguin Appreciation Day:No kidding! I was looking at the school calendar in January to see what was when,and I saw,on the 19th,Penguin Appreciation Day. Of course,this was only the makers of the calendar being smartallecks,but still,I thought it was a perfectly good day to celebrate!
National Flirting Week:I was on a chatroom with Rowan,and she told me that the week of January 26 through February 1 was National Flirting Week.
National Fanfiction Writing Day:Rowan made that up. She's an otaku,as you can tell.
Corey:Corey is a friend of mine at school. Rowan has a little brother named Cory. It's easy to get them mixed up when we're talking about one or the other.
"It's a weasel!":I love to play Squint. When I don't know what something is,I say that it's a weasel. One time the word was raccoon,and when I said weasel,the picture-maker-person,Joe,looked at me and implied that I was close. It was funny.
"Roses!":Corey writes sillyfic. That was a quote from a Sailor Moon fanfiction she wrote where her character was allergic to Sailor Scouts,so she could find them by sniffing them out. She was really hyper,and was sniffing out Darien,so she went "*sniff sniff*Roses!*sniff sniff sniff sniff*Roses!"
*Dances around* Hap-py birth-day to me! Hap-py birth-day to me! Ja ne now,dear minna-san! Hap-py birth-day to me!
*Credits roll while playing "When I'm Sixty-Four" by The Beatles*(A/N:I grew up with the Beetles,and according to a calendar I saw once,my birthday is on the same day as Yoko Ono's(SP?) birthday. That's why I chose this song)
Special Birthday Episode
(Yami Sage and Rowan are in casual outfits. Nothing from any specific anime)
Rowan:*looks at watch*Where's Sage? The show's about to start!
Yami Sage:*sarcasticly*Whoopie...
Rowan:What's with you,Yami? You haven't had any fun since we brought Hayama on! Hey,that rhymed!*giggle*
Yami Sage:That's 'cause I didn't like anyone else you brought on! Hayama was my type,yo!
Rowan:Whatever.
(Suddenly,Sage bursts into the room. She is wearing a long,bluish-green ball gown with little spots of gold glitter all over the place,and the fabric in the sleeves is wound into rose shapes. She is also wearing dangly blue earrings and a blue and green bracelet. She is excessivly hyper today.)
Sage:Hey guys!!!! Guess what today is?!?!?!?!
Yami Sage:Halloween?
Rowan:Christmas?
Yami Sage:Vallentine's Day?
Rowan:St. Patrick's Day?
Yami Sage:February 18th?
Rowan:Penguin Appreciation Day?
Yami Sage:National Flirting Week?
Rowan:National Fanfiction Writing Day?
Sage:-_-' C'mon guys...
Rowan:*puts on a "just kidding" look*Happy birthday,Sage ^_^
Sage:Yay! You remembered!*hugs Rowan*
Rowan:How could I have forgotten? You've been talking about it all month!
Yami Sage:Wait,I just realised something!
Rowan:*gasp!*You realized something? Wow!
Sage:What did you realise,Yami?
Yami Sage:If it's your birthday,and I'm your Yami...
Sage and Rowan:Yes?
Yami Sage:Then it must be my birthday too ^_^
Sage and Rowan:*facefault*
Sage:It doesn't work that way,Yami. You weren't created until around August.
Yami Sage:Rats!*snaps fingers*
Sage:ANYhow,today is a very special day on The Pizza Show!*trumpet fanfare*Today,February 18th,2003,is my birthday! I am fifteen years old! Can you believe it? I'm actually turning fifteen! It's so cool!
Rowan:And we've made today Xtra special just for that!
Sage:We've made this episode extra long!
Rowan:To make room for a big big BIG birthday party right here on the show!!!!
Sage:And on top of that...
Rowan:We've got...
Sage and Rowan:EXTRA SPECIAL GUESTS!!!!!!
Sage:They're extra special 'cause they normally wouldn't be on the show because they aren't anime characters. We've also got a few anime chars,or course ^_^
Yami Sage:*rolls eyes*Great. Who you got this time? The Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy?
Sage:I think you'd really like our special anime guests today,Yami!
Rowan:REALLY like!
Sage:Really really REALLY like!
Sage and Rowan:*giggle*
Yami Sage:*sarcasticly*Oh boy. I can't wait.
Sage:Now,Yami,don't be such a cranky-head!*doorbell rings*Omigod the guests are here!*skips to door and answers it. There is a girl with long,light brown curly hair dressed in casual cloths standing there)Hi Corey! Come on in!
Rowan:*scratches head*Cory's here?
Sage:Cool Cat Corey.
Rowan:Ohhhhhh. Hi Cory ^_^
Yami Sage:Yeah,hi or whatever.
Corey:You're Yami seems more cranky then usual today.
Sage:*whispers*I think it's PMS.
Yami Sage:I heard that!
Sage:That's nice,Yami.*doorbell rings again. Sage answers. It's a tall boy in his late teens with short blonde hair*Donny,you made it!
Donny:Hey!*hugs Sage*
Sage:^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ I got a hug ^_^ ^_^ ^_^(A/N:Needless to say,this is Delightful Donn)
Rowan:Hiya Donny-san!
Yami Sage:*dryly,but a little more friendly-sounding*Wassup Donn?
Donn:I brought you a present.*holds up package*
Corey:Me too!*holds up a bigger package then Donn is*
Sage:Arigatou ^_^ just put them over there in the corner.*doorbell. Sage answers it. It's a boy with short brown hair in a leather jacket. Behind him is a girl with short,multi-coloered hair. Behind her is Crystal Mew*Hi Damien! Hi Buff! Hi Crystal! Come in! Come in!
Damien:Yeah! Wazzup! D-man is in the house,yo!*does a headbanger*Ebth! Ebth! Ebth!(A/N:That's pronounced sort of line "abl". And yes,Damien is often like this.)
Buff:Hiiiiiiiiiii :D
Crystal:Hi Sage ^o^ Happy birthday!
Sage:Arigatou ^_^.*notes Damien's,Buff's and Crystal's loads*Gifts can go over there in the corner.*doorbell. Sage answers. It's Diane.*
Diane:Hi Master!
Sage:Diane! Come in! Come in! Welcome! Welcome! Well,it looks like the guests are all here,so lets bring on the special guests and get this party started!
Rowan:First,two bishies all the way from Middle Earth!
Sage:Aragorn,son of Arathorn,and Legolas Greenleaf!
(Pop! Legolas and Aragorn appear)
Legolas and Aragorn:o_o'*look around nervously*
Sage:Legolas!*glomps*
Rowan and Corey:*fight over Aragorn*
Sage:Second,we have a special gang of men and women...and boys and girls....from all around the globe! Introducing...the J-Team!!!!!!
(Pop! The J-Team,consisting ot Jackie Chan,Jade,Paco,Viper,Uncle and El Toro appears.)
J-team:*look confused*
Jade:A party! Cool!
Jackie:Jade,we weren't invited.
Sage:Actually Jackie,you were!
Jackie:??? When?
Sage:When I decided to have you here ^_^
J-team:........
Sage:And last,but definitely not least,three special guys that I KNOW you'll enjoy!*glances at Yami Sage*The kawaiiest of kawaii,Yugi Mutoh,Yami Yugi,and...A KURIBOH!!!!!!*thunderclap*
(Pop! Yugi,Yami Yugi and a Kuriboh*thunderclap* appear*)
Yugi-tachi:*blink*
Yami Sage:*gawking at Yami Yugi*I...I...*falls on her knees in front of Sage*I'm not worthy!
Sage:You should have believed me when I told you you'd like our special guest.*glomps Yugi*Hiya,Yugi-chan ^_^
Yami Sage:*puts an arm seductivly around Yami Yugi*Hiya handsome....
Yugi and Yami Yugi:._.
Rowan:*cuddles Kuriboh*
Kuriboh:Whooooo?
Sage:Well,now the gang's all here! Let's paaaaaaartyy!
(Sage snaps her fingers and a bunch of party stuff is all over the room,including a big chocolate birthday cake sitting on the counter,a surround sound audio system complete with dance floor,and LOTS of red and green balloons.)
Sage:^_^
Rowan:Spiffy!
Crystal and Jade:*start dancing*
Kuriboh:*Plays with a balloon*
Damien:*sneaks over to the cake*
Sage:*whaps Damien with PPG Mallet*No touchie!
Damien:Noooooo! Must have chocolaaaaaaaaaate!
Sage:No!*restrains Damein by the arms as he struggles to reach the cake*
(Yami Sage walks by,giggling and dragging Yami Yugi by the arm)
Damien and Sage:........
Damien:What's she up to?
Sage:I don't even want to think about it...
Damien:*remembers cake*Chocolaaaaaaaaate!!!*struggles to reach cake*
Sage:If you want choclate,look over there!*points at buffet table,filled with sweets and hyper stuff*
Damien: O_O MOTHER LOAD!!!!!*zooms over to table and starts munching on M&Ms*
Sage:All right,everybody! Who wants to play a game?
All except Yami Sage,Yami Yugi,Jackie,Aragorn and Legolas:*raise hands*
Sage:All right,let's play Squint!
Rowan,Corey and Buff:Nooooooo!
Rowan:Not that!
Corey:Anything but that!
Buff:I hate that game!
Rowan:Corey and Buff:What's Squint?
Special Guests:*facefault*
Sage:It's a game where you use tiles with different shapes on them to make a picture,and everyone else has to guess what you're making a picture of.
Rowan:Sounds fun!
Corey:Yeah,count me in!
Crystal:Me too!
Sage:*to special guests*Why don't you join in?
Jade:Sure!
Paco:Ok!
Legolas:I think I'll pass.
Sage:Uh uh uh,can't say no to me,Legolas-sama. Unless you want to end up like this!*holds up a picture of Chibi Soul Hunter Characters from last episode*
Rowan:O_O You got pictures???
Sage:Yup ^_^
Rowan:SQUEEEEEE!
Special Guests:*Glance at pictures*O_O!!*quickly get into seats around table*We'll play.
Sage:^_^
Diane:Who goes first?
Sage:Donn can go first.
Donn:Ok.*draws a card and looks at*
Sage:Ready,go!*flips over hourglass timer*
Donn:*starts making picture with tiles. The game begins*
Diane:It's a circle!
Rowan:It's a giant orange!
Special Guests:.......
Crystal:It's a target!
Corey:It's two targets!
Sage:It's a weasel!
Rowan:It's a circle with two targets on it!
Jade:Is it an animal?
Donn:Yes.
Jade:It's a raccoon!!!
Donn:You got it!
Sage:*Looks at watch*Hey,it's time for presents!
(Sage stands up and is about to grab the presents from the corner,but before she can do anything,Yami Yugi runs screaming through the room)
Yami Yugi:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THAT GIRL IS CRAZY!!!!
Sage-tachi:._.
Rowan:What's with him?
Sage:I think I know.
(Yami Sage comes running)
Yami Sage:Wait! Come back!
Sage:*Grabs Yami Sage by collar of shirt*Yami,what did I tell you about hitting on the guests?
Yami Sage:I don't care about your stupid rules,you.you.*evil grin*you sane,normal person!
All insane peeps:*Gasp!!!*
Special Guests:????
Sage:*Pounces Yami Sage and starts whacking her rapidly with PPG Mallet*YOU*whap!*TAKE*whap!THAT*whap!*BACK!
Yami Sage:x_X
Sage:*coninues to whap*Bad Yami! Bad Yami! No chicken for you!
Rowan:No chicken??? Isn't that a little harsh,Sage?
Sage:THE CUR MUST BE PUNISHED!!!!!*whap!*
Yami Sage:x_X @_@ purdy stars..
Sage:So anyway,presents!*sits on couch and gathers Corey,Donn,Buff,Damien,Crystal,Rowan and Diane's presents*Hmmmmmmm..decisions,decisions. Which one should I open first?
Rowan:Open mine first! Open mine!
Sage:Otay ^_^*grabs Rowan's present and rips it open. It's a box. She opens it. Nothing's inside.*Wow! A cardboard box! Hey,you guys,I got a cardboard box!
Corey:Wow! Cool!
Rowan:^_^
Special Guests:?????
Sage:Okey..next,I'll open..this one!*grabs Diane's present and opens it*Hey cool! Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards!*holds up booster packs of Yu-Gi-Oh TCG cards*
Yugi:Hey,you like Duel Monsters too?
Sage:Yup ^_^
Yugi:Cool!
Sage:Now...this one.*opens Damien's present.**gasp!* KITTY!*rimshot**huggles stuffed cat*Arigaou,tomo!
Damien:Sure thing!
Buff:Open mine next :D
Sage:Otay ^_^*opens Buff's present*WOW!*holds up an armful of Ranma ½ graphic novels*Thank you!
Buff:Yer welcome :D
Sage:Now I'll open...this one.*Opens Corey's present*Oooooooh,flowers!*holds up a little boquet of roses and smells it**Sniff sniff*Roses!
Corey:^_^
Special Guests:?????
Sage:Now I'll open Crystal's.*opens Crystal's present.*Ooooooh! A patch kit for my PPG Mallet! With PPG shaped patches! Wheee!
Crystal:Squeaky mallet ^O^
Sage:And lastly..*opens Donn's present. A little heart locket(A/N:Hee hee. Donn'll be soooo embarased if he read that ^_^)*Awwwww,Donny! It's beautiful! Thank you!*kisses Donn on the cheek*
Donn:*blush*
Sage:He's blushing! Kawaii!
Donn:*Blushes harder*
Sage:^_^ Anyway,thanks everybody for the presents ^_^*huggles everybody*
Everybody:You're welcome!
Sage:And NOW!*glances at Damien*It's time for cake ^_^
Everyone:YAY!
Sage:*Lights fifteen candles on the cake and sits herself down*
All peeps who know the song:Happy birthday to you.
Rowan:Cha-cha-cha!
All peeps who know the song:Happy birthday to you..
Rowan:Cha-cha-cha!
All peeps who know the song:Happy birthday dear Sage-chan..
Rowan:Cha-cha-cha!
All peeps who know the song:Happy birthday to you..
Sage:^_^*blows out the candles. Everyone claps*
Corey:What'd you wish for?
Sage:*starts cutting cake*Not telling.
Corey:;_; why not?
Sage:Come ON Corey,every one KNOWS that if you tell a wish it won't come true.
And so,everone has cake. Sage got the piece with the little pink rose,of course. Everyone liked the cake,even those who normal don't have cake(IE:Both Yamis,Legolas,Aragorn,etc.) The party continued on it's hyper pace,and now I draw this episode to a close.
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Penguin Appreciation Day:No kidding! I was looking at the school calendar in January to see what was when,and I saw,on the 19th,Penguin Appreciation Day. Of course,this was only the makers of the calendar being smartallecks,but still,I thought it was a perfectly good day to celebrate!
National Flirting Week:I was on a chatroom with Rowan,and she told me that the week of January 26 through February 1 was National Flirting Week.
National Fanfiction Writing Day:Rowan made that up. She's an otaku,as you can tell.
Corey:Corey is a friend of mine at school. Rowan has a little brother named Cory. It's easy to get them mixed up when we're talking about one or the other.
"It's a weasel!":I love to play Squint. When I don't know what something is,I say that it's a weasel. One time the word was raccoon,and when I said weasel,the picture-maker-person,Joe,looked at me and implied that I was close. It was funny.
"Roses!":Corey writes sillyfic. That was a quote from a Sailor Moon fanfiction she wrote where her character was allergic to Sailor Scouts,so she could find them by sniffing them out. She was really hyper,and was sniffing out Darien,so she went "*sniff sniff*Roses!*sniff sniff sniff sniff*Roses!"
*Dances around* Hap-py birth-day to me! Hap-py birth-day to me! Ja ne now,dear minna-san! Hap-py birth-day to me!
*Credits roll while playing "When I'm Sixty-Four" by The Beatles*(A/N:I grew up with the Beetles,and according to a calendar I saw once,my birthday is on the same day as Yoko Ono's(SP?) birthday. That's why I chose this song)
