The Pizza Show
Episode 4
(There is no one in the room.)
Voice off-camera: This is the cameraman.um..
(There is not-quite screeching off-camera)
Cameraman: We appear to be having technical difficulties..
Yami Sage: (off camera)BUT I DON'T WANT TO WEAR A DRESS!!!
Sage: (Off camera)Come on Yami,please?
Rowan: (Off camera)Don't make us use our authoress powers on you!
Yami Sage:NEVER!!!
(More sounds of struggling)
Cameraman: ._.'
Sage:All right,now get out there!
Yami Sage:NOOOOO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!
(The door opens. Sage,Yami Sage and Rowan enter.
Sage is wearing a green turtle neck,green shorts,green boots,and a green wig.
Rowan is wearing a green tunic and a little green hat with white tights and brown leather boots. She is carying a pretty little sword and a blue and silver shield on her back.
Yami Sage is being dragged by the arms into the room. She is wearing a long red wig with a white and red dress. She has a little pin on her chest that looks like Bowser
IOW:Sage is dressed as Saria(duh!) Rowan is dressed as Link,and Yami Sage*snicker* is dressed as Malon)
Sage:*mutters to Yami*Get in here,you!*to audience*Hihi,peoples! Welcome to The Pizza Show!!!*trumpet fanfare*Did everyone have fun at the party?
Rowan:I did ^_^
Yami Sage:..I didn't...
Sage:That's because you didn't get to seduce Yami Yugi,you perv.
Yami Sage:._. did you have to say that in public?
Sage:Why not? Everyone else saw Yami Yugi run screaming through the room at my party. But enough about that! Today we have two special guests!
Rowan:Please note that these are our VERY FIRST guests EVER from a video game!
Sage:That's right! We have two special guests from one of the most famous Japanese video games of all time!
Rowan:Final Fantasy?
Sage:No silly! Legend of Zelda! Our special guests are...Link the Hero of Time.aaaaaand..EPONA!
(POP! Link is in the room,riding on top of Epona)
Link:??? I don't remember going through a warp..
Sage:Actually,I brought you here,Link! ^_^ Hi!
Link:*blinks*Saria? What are you doing here?
Sage:*in an evil,sinister voice*I am not Saria. I mearly speak through her.(A/N:That's a play on a quote from Yu-Gi-Oh! I've already said I don't own it.)
Link:*falls off of Epona*Aaaah!*draws sword*EVIL!
Sage:*blinks innocently*
Rowan:She's kidding,Link! Kidding!
Link:*blinks again*Who are you anyway? And where have you taken me?
Sage:*puts arm around Link*I am Sage Saria,and I have taken you to my basement,where you will stay for up to twenty-four hours.
Link:........but I thought you said you weren't Saria.
Sage:*facefault*I'M NOT SARIA,I'M SAGE SARIA! THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE!
Link: O_O!
Sage: AND THAT'S NOT THE IMPORTANT THING! THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT I KIDNAPPED YOU AND YOU'RE MINE FOR A WHOLE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone within earshot (a twenty-mile radius): O_O!!!!!!!
Yami Sage: Dang! Chill with the capslock, Aibou!
Sage: OOPS! THE CAPSLOCK KEY IS STILL ON! *turns it off* Better?
Yami Sage: Much.
Link: *traumatized* O_O
All: *sit down. Sage and Rowan sit on the couch, Yami Sage and Link sit on the couch on the risers (A/N: Risers. A wooden box thingie that is used in movie theaters to raise the seats. Basically, we have stadium seating.) Epona just sits on the floor, since she's too big for either couch.*
Yami Sage: So what do you want to do?
Sage: I dunno, what do you want to do?
Yami Sage: We could play Squint.
Sage: Nah. Not as fun with only four people.
Link: *hopefully* You could let me go.
Sage: Nice try, Link.
Rowan: We could sit around all day staring into each other's eyes.
Yami Sage: *yawns loudly and obviously*
Sage: Wait a minute..I'VE GOT AN IDEA!!!!!
All within earshot (thirty-mile radius): O_O!!!!!
Sage: OOPS, CAPSLOCK IS STUCK AGAIN! *turns it off*
Yami Sage: *removes earplugs* What was your idea?
Sage: Since we have a Zelda character on, maybe we should play a Zelda game in his honor!
Yami Sage: Yeah! Great idea! *Looks to back seat* What do you think, Rowan? *Rowan's not there* Rowan?
(Yami Sage looks around. Rowan is trying to get on top of Epona.)
Yami Sage: -_-' Oh boy.
Rowan: *successfully gets on Epona's back* Wheeee! *Epona panics and bucks her off* Whoaaaa! *thud* x_x
Sage: Let's leave her for now. So.*starts to dig through games* which one should we play?
Yami Sage: Let's play Ocarina of Time! That Ganondorf is soooo hot *_*
Sage: *makes gagging noises*
Rowan: *Has figured out what's going on* How about Link to the Past? That one's really good.
Sage: Super Nintendo isn't hooked up. Besides, I don't even have the cartridge!
(Suddenly, a girl with really long blonde hair and bluish glasses appears)
Girl: How about Wind Waker?
Sage: *screams and tackles girl, ready to whack her on the head with PPG Mallet* HEATHER!!! YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT I DON'T HAVE A GAMECUBE! DON'T SAY THE "W" WORD!!!!!
Girl (Heather): O_O
Rowan: I think the caps lock is stuck again.
Sage: No, I kept it on on purpose!
Yami Sage, Rowan and Heather: ...
Sage: All right, we're playing Majora's Mask, and that's final!
Heather: ...I think I'll be going now.
Sage: Bye Heather! I'll let you know when we have Gauntlet Legends characters on!
(Heather disappears)
Yami Sage: How did she get here, anyway? You didn't summon her.
Sage: No, but she asked to make a guest appearance, and since she asked so politely, how could I say no? Here it is! *Takes Majora's Mask cartridge and pops it into the Nintendo 64*
Yami Sage: I get to play first!
Sage: No way! You always play first! It's my turn!
Yami Sage: You think you can do that just 'cause you're the oldest?
Sage: You think I'll let you play first just 'cause you're a Yami?
Sage and Yami Sage: *continue to argue*
Rowan: *Picks up controller and begins to play*
Sage and Yami Sage: Hey!
Rowan:...is for horses.
Epona: *Looks up, thinking somebody was talking to her*
Link: *watches game* That little person in the box looks like me!
Sage: It is you, Link!
Link: ????
(Rowan continues to play. Eventually, she gets killed by a giant skulltula (A/N: The level currently being played is the Woodfall Temple))
Rowan: *pouts* *Hands controller to Yami Sage*
Yami Sage: Awright! *starts playing* Take that, ya dumb skulltula! Muahahahahahaha-hey! I fell in the poisoned water! *watches angrily as Link(game Link, not the Link currently in the room) died in the water* *glares at Sage and hands the controller to her.*
Sage: Yay! My turn ^_^ *starts playing*
Link: Wow! She's good! Probably better then I am!
(Sage beats the Woodfall Temple.and then the Snowhead Temple.then the Pirate's Cove.)
Yami Sage: Come on, Aibou! Give someone else a chance!
Sage: Just chill and wait your turn, Yami!
Yami Sage: You've been playing for hours! Come on!
Rowan: Now now, Yami, she'll let you play when her turn's over, and her turn's not over until she dies.
Yami Sage: She's too @&*%&$ good! I'll never get a turn now!
Sage: *Playing with one hand, whacks Yami Sage with PPG Mallet* Watch your language, Yami! Look at the rating!
Yami Sage: *looks at rating* *grumbles*
Rowan: *Looks at watch* Two minute warning, Sage.
Sage: Already? Aww! *pouts and turns off game*
Yami Sage: Hey! I never got another turn!
Sage: Quiet, you! *whacks Yami Sage with PPG Mallet* *turns to Link* Thanks for joining us, Link. Bye now. *pets Epona* See you around.
Link: *shouts for joy as he disappears, along with Epona*
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The "W" word: Heather's brother has a Gamecube. He plays Wind Waker all the time. I don't have a Gamecube. I'm jealous of Heather's brother. So whenever she says "Wind Waker," I scream and tell her not to remind me how jealous I am. FYI: Heather is one of Corey's friends. I met her when I started joining Corey for lunch.
"I'll be going now": Heather's seen her brother play the games so many times she's gotten sick of them. Oh well. Maybe a few years after she moves out she won't mind so much anymore.
Gauntlet Legends: I told Heather about Gauntlet Legends. She wants to play it sooooo bad.
I think I've been babbling through that whole inside joke list. *Pause* Nah! Anyway, bye now! Join us next time!
*Credits role while playing the Legend of Zelda theme*
Episode 4
(There is no one in the room.)
Voice off-camera: This is the cameraman.um..
(There is not-quite screeching off-camera)
Cameraman: We appear to be having technical difficulties..
Yami Sage: (off camera)BUT I DON'T WANT TO WEAR A DRESS!!!
Sage: (Off camera)Come on Yami,please?
Rowan: (Off camera)Don't make us use our authoress powers on you!
Yami Sage:NEVER!!!
(More sounds of struggling)
Cameraman: ._.'
Sage:All right,now get out there!
Yami Sage:NOOOOO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!
(The door opens. Sage,Yami Sage and Rowan enter.
Sage is wearing a green turtle neck,green shorts,green boots,and a green wig.
Rowan is wearing a green tunic and a little green hat with white tights and brown leather boots. She is carying a pretty little sword and a blue and silver shield on her back.
Yami Sage is being dragged by the arms into the room. She is wearing a long red wig with a white and red dress. She has a little pin on her chest that looks like Bowser
IOW:Sage is dressed as Saria(duh!) Rowan is dressed as Link,and Yami Sage*snicker* is dressed as Malon)
Sage:*mutters to Yami*Get in here,you!*to audience*Hihi,peoples! Welcome to The Pizza Show!!!*trumpet fanfare*Did everyone have fun at the party?
Rowan:I did ^_^
Yami Sage:..I didn't...
Sage:That's because you didn't get to seduce Yami Yugi,you perv.
Yami Sage:._. did you have to say that in public?
Sage:Why not? Everyone else saw Yami Yugi run screaming through the room at my party. But enough about that! Today we have two special guests!
Rowan:Please note that these are our VERY FIRST guests EVER from a video game!
Sage:That's right! We have two special guests from one of the most famous Japanese video games of all time!
Rowan:Final Fantasy?
Sage:No silly! Legend of Zelda! Our special guests are...Link the Hero of Time.aaaaaand..EPONA!
(POP! Link is in the room,riding on top of Epona)
Link:??? I don't remember going through a warp..
Sage:Actually,I brought you here,Link! ^_^ Hi!
Link:*blinks*Saria? What are you doing here?
Sage:*in an evil,sinister voice*I am not Saria. I mearly speak through her.(A/N:That's a play on a quote from Yu-Gi-Oh! I've already said I don't own it.)
Link:*falls off of Epona*Aaaah!*draws sword*EVIL!
Sage:*blinks innocently*
Rowan:She's kidding,Link! Kidding!
Link:*blinks again*Who are you anyway? And where have you taken me?
Sage:*puts arm around Link*I am Sage Saria,and I have taken you to my basement,where you will stay for up to twenty-four hours.
Link:........but I thought you said you weren't Saria.
Sage:*facefault*I'M NOT SARIA,I'M SAGE SARIA! THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE!
Link: O_O!
Sage: AND THAT'S NOT THE IMPORTANT THING! THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT I KIDNAPPED YOU AND YOU'RE MINE FOR A WHOLE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone within earshot (a twenty-mile radius): O_O!!!!!!!
Yami Sage: Dang! Chill with the capslock, Aibou!
Sage: OOPS! THE CAPSLOCK KEY IS STILL ON! *turns it off* Better?
Yami Sage: Much.
Link: *traumatized* O_O
All: *sit down. Sage and Rowan sit on the couch, Yami Sage and Link sit on the couch on the risers (A/N: Risers. A wooden box thingie that is used in movie theaters to raise the seats. Basically, we have stadium seating.) Epona just sits on the floor, since she's too big for either couch.*
Yami Sage: So what do you want to do?
Sage: I dunno, what do you want to do?
Yami Sage: We could play Squint.
Sage: Nah. Not as fun with only four people.
Link: *hopefully* You could let me go.
Sage: Nice try, Link.
Rowan: We could sit around all day staring into each other's eyes.
Yami Sage: *yawns loudly and obviously*
Sage: Wait a minute..I'VE GOT AN IDEA!!!!!
All within earshot (thirty-mile radius): O_O!!!!!
Sage: OOPS, CAPSLOCK IS STUCK AGAIN! *turns it off*
Yami Sage: *removes earplugs* What was your idea?
Sage: Since we have a Zelda character on, maybe we should play a Zelda game in his honor!
Yami Sage: Yeah! Great idea! *Looks to back seat* What do you think, Rowan? *Rowan's not there* Rowan?
(Yami Sage looks around. Rowan is trying to get on top of Epona.)
Yami Sage: -_-' Oh boy.
Rowan: *successfully gets on Epona's back* Wheeee! *Epona panics and bucks her off* Whoaaaa! *thud* x_x
Sage: Let's leave her for now. So.*starts to dig through games* which one should we play?
Yami Sage: Let's play Ocarina of Time! That Ganondorf is soooo hot *_*
Sage: *makes gagging noises*
Rowan: *Has figured out what's going on* How about Link to the Past? That one's really good.
Sage: Super Nintendo isn't hooked up. Besides, I don't even have the cartridge!
(Suddenly, a girl with really long blonde hair and bluish glasses appears)
Girl: How about Wind Waker?
Sage: *screams and tackles girl, ready to whack her on the head with PPG Mallet* HEATHER!!! YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT I DON'T HAVE A GAMECUBE! DON'T SAY THE "W" WORD!!!!!
Girl (Heather): O_O
Rowan: I think the caps lock is stuck again.
Sage: No, I kept it on on purpose!
Yami Sage, Rowan and Heather: ...
Sage: All right, we're playing Majora's Mask, and that's final!
Heather: ...I think I'll be going now.
Sage: Bye Heather! I'll let you know when we have Gauntlet Legends characters on!
(Heather disappears)
Yami Sage: How did she get here, anyway? You didn't summon her.
Sage: No, but she asked to make a guest appearance, and since she asked so politely, how could I say no? Here it is! *Takes Majora's Mask cartridge and pops it into the Nintendo 64*
Yami Sage: I get to play first!
Sage: No way! You always play first! It's my turn!
Yami Sage: You think you can do that just 'cause you're the oldest?
Sage: You think I'll let you play first just 'cause you're a Yami?
Sage and Yami Sage: *continue to argue*
Rowan: *Picks up controller and begins to play*
Sage and Yami Sage: Hey!
Rowan:...is for horses.
Epona: *Looks up, thinking somebody was talking to her*
Link: *watches game* That little person in the box looks like me!
Sage: It is you, Link!
Link: ????
(Rowan continues to play. Eventually, she gets killed by a giant skulltula (A/N: The level currently being played is the Woodfall Temple))
Rowan: *pouts* *Hands controller to Yami Sage*
Yami Sage: Awright! *starts playing* Take that, ya dumb skulltula! Muahahahahahaha-hey! I fell in the poisoned water! *watches angrily as Link(game Link, not the Link currently in the room) died in the water* *glares at Sage and hands the controller to her.*
Sage: Yay! My turn ^_^ *starts playing*
Link: Wow! She's good! Probably better then I am!
(Sage beats the Woodfall Temple.and then the Snowhead Temple.then the Pirate's Cove.)
Yami Sage: Come on, Aibou! Give someone else a chance!
Sage: Just chill and wait your turn, Yami!
Yami Sage: You've been playing for hours! Come on!
Rowan: Now now, Yami, she'll let you play when her turn's over, and her turn's not over until she dies.
Yami Sage: She's too @&*%&$ good! I'll never get a turn now!
Sage: *Playing with one hand, whacks Yami Sage with PPG Mallet* Watch your language, Yami! Look at the rating!
Yami Sage: *looks at rating* *grumbles*
Rowan: *Looks at watch* Two minute warning, Sage.
Sage: Already? Aww! *pouts and turns off game*
Yami Sage: Hey! I never got another turn!
Sage: Quiet, you! *whacks Yami Sage with PPG Mallet* *turns to Link* Thanks for joining us, Link. Bye now. *pets Epona* See you around.
Link: *shouts for joy as he disappears, along with Epona*
@*$^%#)%#@&#@%#(*%@^%@(*@%^#%(*#^#(&*^%#(@&*@%^%(@&@^$(@&$
The "W" word: Heather's brother has a Gamecube. He plays Wind Waker all the time. I don't have a Gamecube. I'm jealous of Heather's brother. So whenever she says "Wind Waker," I scream and tell her not to remind me how jealous I am. FYI: Heather is one of Corey's friends. I met her when I started joining Corey for lunch.
"I'll be going now": Heather's seen her brother play the games so many times she's gotten sick of them. Oh well. Maybe a few years after she moves out she won't mind so much anymore.
Gauntlet Legends: I told Heather about Gauntlet Legends. She wants to play it sooooo bad.
I think I've been babbling through that whole inside joke list. *Pause* Nah! Anyway, bye now! Join us next time!
*Credits role while playing the Legend of Zelda theme*