"I'd have to say there are some very questionable noises." Ron said with a smirk.

"Should we tell them to keep it down? Most people are going to come in about ten minutes." Hermione asked.

"Don't know, I've never been in this sort of position before." Harry said.

"Well, I could go up there." Ron offered.

"No way! You're not even supposed to know," objected Hermione.

"Oh well."

"Well, I'm gonna stay down here so I don't get in trouble with P.nevermind."

"Don't worry, we won't rat you out," Harry said.

Ron went up this stairs with Harry at his heels. When they got to the top of the stairs, and opened the door, the image they saw was not very convincing. They gawked with their mouths opened just staring at Parvarti Patil and Neville Longbottom! Parvarti heard the door open, saw Harry and Ron and screamed at the top of her lungs.

"Oh my god!!!" she screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!" Ron and Harry screamed together as they ran down the stairs.

When they got to the common room, they found Hermione on the couch reading a book. They were standing at the foot of the stairs and catching their breath when she looked over her book.

"I told you not to go up there, you wouldn't like the image, but nnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo, don't believe me!" she said going back to her book.

"Well, you didn't say that we would die of shock did you?" sniped Ron.

"You are impossible aren't you?"

"I'm impossible?"

"Yes, you."

"I'm the impossible one?"

"Did you not hear it the first time?"

"If you didn't want us to go up there, you wouldn't have told us!"

"No, I was trying to warn you, you should've seen how flabbergasted I was when I saw."

"No, no, no, no, no. You enjoy seeing us in pain."

"I do not!"

"Yes you do, admit it!"

"Well, it was pretty funny to see your faces."

"Ah ha! You admitted it! I knew it! The entire thing was a set up!"

"No, that is 100% real hormones up there."

"So, there's no hope that was a joke and they're just freaking everyone out?"

"No, no hope at all."