Disclaimer: Let's say, just hypothetically that I owned the letters 'D',
'B' and 'Z', would that make me Akira Toriyama? And if I was, would I be
Japanese? You know what? I don't own any letters (fortunately), I'm not
Japanese (regrettably), so this whole hypothesis is pointless.
Chapter Five:
"Slaves? To promote the might of the saiya-jin empire?" King Vegeta repeated thoughtfully, "A most interesting insight. Your name child?"
"I'm Dria," The brunette smiled, "But I'm not a child. I'm a woman."
The king snorted, "Very well woman. I will place you in charge of this 'slave' operation. Will there be anything else?"
Brown eyes gleamed and the girl impetuously leant forward to kiss the startled dictator on his pale lips.
"No, I'm good. I'll report back when I've got you some slaves. Buh bie Veggie-kun!"
The king sat on his throne, unable to move thanks to the paralysing horror the girl had left in her wake.
"I think she likes you," Vegeta Senior's first minister finally announced.
Vegeta shuddered, "A fate worse then death, I'm sure."
~~~
"Cocoa and Pocky?" Bardock repeated once more.
Gohan shrugged, "I like cocoa and pocky. Don't you?"
Bardock threw his hands up in disgust, "Would you be serious for once. What exactly do you want? Why are you here on Vegeta-sei?"
"Well, Bulma told us to come, and well, not even Vegeta would disobey Bulma, I mean, she's scary. You know, the kind of scary that super-saiya- jins tremble in front of."
"Kinda like Chichi," Trunks inserted in.
"And Videl," Goten added.
"My girlfriend is *not* scary!" Gohan roared.
"Oh yeah?" Trunks mocked, "Then why is it that you do everything she asks?"
Gohan glared at the two chibi's who hastily shut up, "Um yeah, Bulma told us to come, and make sure that the saiya-jins didn't decide to blow up Earth, because, you know, we live there, and so does Vegeta. So yeah. We want you guys to stop blowing up planets."
Bardock let out a fierce laugh, "You'd have to get rid of Frieza first."
Trunks laughed, "Frieza? Puh-lease. He's long dead. Goku's killed him, I've killed him, everyone's killed Frieza once-or-twice."
Bardock stared at the 7 year old boy in shock, "What?"
Gohan gave a nervous smile, "Well, compared to a super saiya-jin, Frieza's not exactly powerful."
"S-super saiya-jin?" Bardock managed, "You're not serious? They're creatures of legend. The mere suggestion of their being a super saiya-jin alive today..."
Trunks gave him a level look, "It's not that hard. I'm a super saiya-jin. Geez Goten's a super saiya-jin, if he can manage it how hard can it be?"
"W-what?" Bardock stammered out, "But -- how is this possible?"
Gohan shrugged, "I don't know. It just is."
~~~
Deep brown eyes sparkled with sadistic delight and the nimble fingers of the girl programmed in Earth's coordinates.
"I'd say you take just a handful of slaves to begin with. Women and children. Men if you like. Don't go for the most powerful, or you'll be destroyed."
There was a pause and then the saiya-jin nodded, "Okay. I'll be back in about a month with a ship-load of slaves."
The brown eyes hinted at madness and the girl made a sound of undisguised pleasure, "Slaves. Oooh how I love a good slave."
The saiya-jin turned away, slightly bothered by the strange young woman King Vegeta had put in charge of his slave operation.
He only relaxed when he heard her footsteps disappear into the distance.
~~~
~Back on Earth~
Videl glared at Bulma, her dark eyes shooting sparks, "Just where the hell is my boyfriend?"
Bulma laughed nervously, "Heh, you know Videl, there's a really funny story behind all this..."
Videl's features did not soften.
"Eh, you know, Chichi might know where he is. Heh heh." Bulma tried hopefully.
Videl let out a shrill scream of annoyance, "If I don't find out where my boyfriend is in the next 5 minutes forget about a new enemy, I'm going to be blowing up the Earth myself!"
"Look Videl, I'll get Vegeta to take you up to Kami's lookout. If anyone can find Gohan it'll be Dende."
Videl glared at the aqua haired woman, "Fine. But Gohan had better be alright."
-Notes-
And the plot thickens. *Grins* I've figured out how to work more characters into the story to keep the plot moving along.
I know, this still is a pretty poor excuse for a Dragonball Z fic. I kind of like the idea (well what I can remember of it) but I know you guys are all thinking how badly written this is. *smiles* Review if you want to see more and I will try to write another chapter. I've rewritten this whole fic, which nobody noticed because I combined chapters two and three and it didn't register that there was a new chapter.
Anyway, I'm not sure how much more there is left on this fic. I'm trying to finish all my fics so I will be free to work on new ones which I have more inspiration for.
Anyway, anyone who has any idea's whatsoever, like 'I want a happy ending' or 'I want King Vegeta to fall madly in love with Videl' say so. That last one was ver random I won't put anything else in the next chapter until someone tells me what they want to see.
Okay, this is done. I'd love as many reviews as possible, and as many ideas. The more reviews/ideas you give the faster I can write the next chapter.
Chapter Five:
"Slaves? To promote the might of the saiya-jin empire?" King Vegeta repeated thoughtfully, "A most interesting insight. Your name child?"
"I'm Dria," The brunette smiled, "But I'm not a child. I'm a woman."
The king snorted, "Very well woman. I will place you in charge of this 'slave' operation. Will there be anything else?"
Brown eyes gleamed and the girl impetuously leant forward to kiss the startled dictator on his pale lips.
"No, I'm good. I'll report back when I've got you some slaves. Buh bie Veggie-kun!"
The king sat on his throne, unable to move thanks to the paralysing horror the girl had left in her wake.
"I think she likes you," Vegeta Senior's first minister finally announced.
Vegeta shuddered, "A fate worse then death, I'm sure."
~~~
"Cocoa and Pocky?" Bardock repeated once more.
Gohan shrugged, "I like cocoa and pocky. Don't you?"
Bardock threw his hands up in disgust, "Would you be serious for once. What exactly do you want? Why are you here on Vegeta-sei?"
"Well, Bulma told us to come, and well, not even Vegeta would disobey Bulma, I mean, she's scary. You know, the kind of scary that super-saiya- jins tremble in front of."
"Kinda like Chichi," Trunks inserted in.
"And Videl," Goten added.
"My girlfriend is *not* scary!" Gohan roared.
"Oh yeah?" Trunks mocked, "Then why is it that you do everything she asks?"
Gohan glared at the two chibi's who hastily shut up, "Um yeah, Bulma told us to come, and make sure that the saiya-jins didn't decide to blow up Earth, because, you know, we live there, and so does Vegeta. So yeah. We want you guys to stop blowing up planets."
Bardock let out a fierce laugh, "You'd have to get rid of Frieza first."
Trunks laughed, "Frieza? Puh-lease. He's long dead. Goku's killed him, I've killed him, everyone's killed Frieza once-or-twice."
Bardock stared at the 7 year old boy in shock, "What?"
Gohan gave a nervous smile, "Well, compared to a super saiya-jin, Frieza's not exactly powerful."
"S-super saiya-jin?" Bardock managed, "You're not serious? They're creatures of legend. The mere suggestion of their being a super saiya-jin alive today..."
Trunks gave him a level look, "It's not that hard. I'm a super saiya-jin. Geez Goten's a super saiya-jin, if he can manage it how hard can it be?"
"W-what?" Bardock stammered out, "But -- how is this possible?"
Gohan shrugged, "I don't know. It just is."
~~~
Deep brown eyes sparkled with sadistic delight and the nimble fingers of the girl programmed in Earth's coordinates.
"I'd say you take just a handful of slaves to begin with. Women and children. Men if you like. Don't go for the most powerful, or you'll be destroyed."
There was a pause and then the saiya-jin nodded, "Okay. I'll be back in about a month with a ship-load of slaves."
The brown eyes hinted at madness and the girl made a sound of undisguised pleasure, "Slaves. Oooh how I love a good slave."
The saiya-jin turned away, slightly bothered by the strange young woman King Vegeta had put in charge of his slave operation.
He only relaxed when he heard her footsteps disappear into the distance.
~~~
~Back on Earth~
Videl glared at Bulma, her dark eyes shooting sparks, "Just where the hell is my boyfriend?"
Bulma laughed nervously, "Heh, you know Videl, there's a really funny story behind all this..."
Videl's features did not soften.
"Eh, you know, Chichi might know where he is. Heh heh." Bulma tried hopefully.
Videl let out a shrill scream of annoyance, "If I don't find out where my boyfriend is in the next 5 minutes forget about a new enemy, I'm going to be blowing up the Earth myself!"
"Look Videl, I'll get Vegeta to take you up to Kami's lookout. If anyone can find Gohan it'll be Dende."
Videl glared at the aqua haired woman, "Fine. But Gohan had better be alright."
-Notes-
And the plot thickens. *Grins* I've figured out how to work more characters into the story to keep the plot moving along.
I know, this still is a pretty poor excuse for a Dragonball Z fic. I kind of like the idea (well what I can remember of it) but I know you guys are all thinking how badly written this is. *smiles* Review if you want to see more and I will try to write another chapter. I've rewritten this whole fic, which nobody noticed because I combined chapters two and three and it didn't register that there was a new chapter.
Anyway, I'm not sure how much more there is left on this fic. I'm trying to finish all my fics so I will be free to work on new ones which I have more inspiration for.
Anyway, anyone who has any idea's whatsoever, like 'I want a happy ending' or 'I want King Vegeta to fall madly in love with Videl' say so. That last one was ver random I won't put anything else in the next chapter until someone tells me what they want to see.
Okay, this is done. I'd love as many reviews as possible, and as many ideas. The more reviews/ideas you give the faster I can write the next chapter.
