Disclaimer: I don't own it, mm-mm *shakes head*
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Alright, now's the time that I start to work on this peice of shit that I wrote!
Goku: Hey, you gotta review. *points to the review*
Oh, YAY!! One person reviewed!! You guys love me soooo much! *sarcasm* Oh, I apologize for the odd spelling in the last chapter, it was about 12:30 PM and I was extremely tired. Don't kill me. Please. ^_^;
Goku: Well, I can't wait! WHEE!! *eats pie*
My sis just found this really funny site called . Go there! It's funny!! "Lo Bob! You got pie?" "Yes!"
Goku: Mmmmm... pie is good.
Yes!
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After about a week in preperation for the upcoming events, Gohan and Goku waited tensly.
~/Ceb's Haunted House/~
"Whoa, look at how big that thing is!" Gohan exclaimed.
"Yea... neato! Wonder how many ghosts are in there!" Goku replied enthusiastically while Gohan sweatdropped at how oblivious his father was to the fact that they might not survive against the ghosties.
"Dad, did it ever occur to you that WE WON'T BE MAKING IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE???!!!" Gohan screamed at Goku. Goku thought about this (or at least looked like he was thinking about this) and shook his head with an ignorant smile. Gohan sweatdropped with a 'we're doomed' look on his face.
"Welcome, welcome, welcome!! You two must be here to compete for the money... and stuff! C'mon in, guys!" A voice broke in on the the father and son conversation. Gohan and Goku looked towards the voice. At the door stood a pale white girl that looked almost ghostly herself. She had dark brown (almost black) hair and had glasses that circled around her same color eyes. She looked about 25 years old with a black long sleeved shirt with a printed safety pin and black jeans with a big pocket on the side of her legs. Her feet were covered with black sneakers with white laces. She greeted them with a smile that stated 'welcome to your death!'.
Goku and Gohan stared at her blankly. She also looked at them blankly then figured out why they were doing that.
"Oh, sorry guys, didn't introduce myself. I'm Ceb! This is a house that I own with my boyfriend, Sherman. We live together and he bought this house for us. Heehee, I love Sherman. But anyway, come in! I assume you read the letter we sent you?" Ceb said enthusiastically. Gohan nodded, moving forward and motioning for Goku to do the same. They nervously stepped towards the great house and past the freaky looking girl, who's smile intensified until it was almost psycotically ear to ear. As they walked past, she closed the door behind them.
"So, first I gotta show you your room and then you can meat the other contestants! If they're still alive..." she said with a darker tone at the end. Goku and Gohan gulped down the lumps of fear in their throats.
"But, I doubt that happened 'cause the ghosties usually don't come out 'til 'bout.. oh, give or take another hour or so." Ceb stated, with a more cheerful tone. Gohan and Goku exchanged glances. Ceb led them up a medium staircase and into a long hall. Each hall had a tombstone with a name on its door. Some had two names on one gravestone. About 3/4 of the hall had been passed when they reached their destination. Ceb took out a group of about 25 keys on a large ring and sought out which one to fit into the lock. About 15 minutes later, the door opened and all three stepped into a large room. It had dark navy blue walls, ceilings and carpeted floors. On the left wall stood was a yellow door which would open to the bathroom and on the north and south walls stood two large beds that were also navy blue with a dragonball print on them. Next to the two beds stood two nightstands, each with a phone and small pamphlet with a few pictures of the place on them with a guided tour. On the north wall, there stood another door that held a gravity room that was black on the inside and how light got in there was a complete mystery.
"Well, hope you like your room! It's the least we could do to our 'guests' who were chosen to come here and exterminate the ghosties." Ceb said, again, cheerfully. She told them to leave their stuff by the door in the room and soon went down to the living room. Down in the living room was a large surprise; Vegeta, Mirai Trunks, Piccilo, Tien, Chouzu, Yamcha, Gogeta, Vegetto (we're usin' Chiquita's theory of how they came back here... hope you don't have a problem with that, Chiquita... sorry if you do. I'll make up my own theory), and Kururin all sat cross legged in the room. Each of them were talking amongst themselves and were interrupted by the two Son's arrival. Each of them looked up and said "Hi Gohan/Kakkarot offspring! Hi Goku/Kakkarot!" and waited for Ceb to start talking as soon as the duo sat down.
"Alright, guys. Welcome to your first and only haunted house thingy! You guys have a mission; exterminate the ghosts and don't kill yourselves while doing it. You have five weeks to do it and whoever has the most ghosts killed in that time will get the 5,000,000 dollar prize, if you aren't slaughtered maliciously by the ghosties. The runner up will get a lifetime supply of marshmello peeps!" Ceb said, practically jumping up and down. Everyone else sweatdropped. Then, a girl with pale white skin and dark brown eyes that looked almost grey walked in. Her hair was the same color of Ceb's and she wore a black sweater and black pants with a large pocket on the side in the same style as Ceb's. She had blue framed glasses and wore a necklace with the rune 'feoh' or success on it and she wore black socks. She stood next to Ceb and bowed lightly. Ceb glared at her.
"Hello, I'm Ceb's sister, not twin, I'm 23 years old and my name is People Hate Me or 'Hate' for short. I've come to help you guys through the 5 weeks here so that, hopefully, we'll be able to keep the deceased list down to the minimum. I'll see you guys later. Buy!" Hate (A/N: THAT'S ME!!) said and ran past to the next doorway. Ceb turned back to her cheerful self.
"So, we'll meet here each morning at 4:00 AM and meet again at 11:45 PM for the counting. That way, I'll be able to keep track of who's dead and who's still alive and eligible for the prize money and/or peeps. So, don't forget to come back each day! Alright? Well I'll see you guys. Now, go back to your rooms and put your stuff away. The phones may be used for calling friends and/or family and calling other rooms and asking for assistance. The line's open 24/7 in case of a paranormal phenomenon is happening. We'll be there to help as much as we can, so, g'night!" Ceb waved as each of the men walked sluggishly up the stairs and downt halls to their rooms.
"I can't beleive this, we have to spend 5 weeks here, de-ghosting Ceb's house!" Vegeta whined to Goku, who nodded his head.
"Yea, I mean, can't she do it herself?"
"Seriously!"
Gohan and Goku made their way to their room and opened the door. They packed away their belongings and went into the gravity chamber where spooky phenomenons would soon take place...
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Ooh!! Cliffy! I am evil!
Goku: NOO!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!! I'M TOO YOUNG!! NOOOOO!!! *runs away*
Well... I'll write up more in a little. I'm not gonna kill off the characters that easily, so don't worry about that. I'll try to put in as much humor as I can in each chapter. Guess what!! Sherman's introduced in the next chapter!! YEEHAW!! That's gonna be fun! Bye everyone!
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Alright, now's the time that I start to work on this peice of shit that I wrote!
Goku: Hey, you gotta review. *points to the review*
Oh, YAY!! One person reviewed!! You guys love me soooo much! *sarcasm* Oh, I apologize for the odd spelling in the last chapter, it was about 12:30 PM and I was extremely tired. Don't kill me. Please. ^_^;
Goku: Well, I can't wait! WHEE!! *eats pie*
My sis just found this really funny site called . Go there! It's funny!! "Lo Bob! You got pie?" "Yes!"
Goku: Mmmmm... pie is good.
Yes!
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After about a week in preperation for the upcoming events, Gohan and Goku waited tensly.
~/Ceb's Haunted House/~
"Whoa, look at how big that thing is!" Gohan exclaimed.
"Yea... neato! Wonder how many ghosts are in there!" Goku replied enthusiastically while Gohan sweatdropped at how oblivious his father was to the fact that they might not survive against the ghosties.
"Dad, did it ever occur to you that WE WON'T BE MAKING IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE???!!!" Gohan screamed at Goku. Goku thought about this (or at least looked like he was thinking about this) and shook his head with an ignorant smile. Gohan sweatdropped with a 'we're doomed' look on his face.
"Welcome, welcome, welcome!! You two must be here to compete for the money... and stuff! C'mon in, guys!" A voice broke in on the the father and son conversation. Gohan and Goku looked towards the voice. At the door stood a pale white girl that looked almost ghostly herself. She had dark brown (almost black) hair and had glasses that circled around her same color eyes. She looked about 25 years old with a black long sleeved shirt with a printed safety pin and black jeans with a big pocket on the side of her legs. Her feet were covered with black sneakers with white laces. She greeted them with a smile that stated 'welcome to your death!'.
Goku and Gohan stared at her blankly. She also looked at them blankly then figured out why they were doing that.
"Oh, sorry guys, didn't introduce myself. I'm Ceb! This is a house that I own with my boyfriend, Sherman. We live together and he bought this house for us. Heehee, I love Sherman. But anyway, come in! I assume you read the letter we sent you?" Ceb said enthusiastically. Gohan nodded, moving forward and motioning for Goku to do the same. They nervously stepped towards the great house and past the freaky looking girl, who's smile intensified until it was almost psycotically ear to ear. As they walked past, she closed the door behind them.
"So, first I gotta show you your room and then you can meat the other contestants! If they're still alive..." she said with a darker tone at the end. Goku and Gohan gulped down the lumps of fear in their throats.
"But, I doubt that happened 'cause the ghosties usually don't come out 'til 'bout.. oh, give or take another hour or so." Ceb stated, with a more cheerful tone. Gohan and Goku exchanged glances. Ceb led them up a medium staircase and into a long hall. Each hall had a tombstone with a name on its door. Some had two names on one gravestone. About 3/4 of the hall had been passed when they reached their destination. Ceb took out a group of about 25 keys on a large ring and sought out which one to fit into the lock. About 15 minutes later, the door opened and all three stepped into a large room. It had dark navy blue walls, ceilings and carpeted floors. On the left wall stood was a yellow door which would open to the bathroom and on the north and south walls stood two large beds that were also navy blue with a dragonball print on them. Next to the two beds stood two nightstands, each with a phone and small pamphlet with a few pictures of the place on them with a guided tour. On the north wall, there stood another door that held a gravity room that was black on the inside and how light got in there was a complete mystery.
"Well, hope you like your room! It's the least we could do to our 'guests' who were chosen to come here and exterminate the ghosties." Ceb said, again, cheerfully. She told them to leave their stuff by the door in the room and soon went down to the living room. Down in the living room was a large surprise; Vegeta, Mirai Trunks, Piccilo, Tien, Chouzu, Yamcha, Gogeta, Vegetto (we're usin' Chiquita's theory of how they came back here... hope you don't have a problem with that, Chiquita... sorry if you do. I'll make up my own theory), and Kururin all sat cross legged in the room. Each of them were talking amongst themselves and were interrupted by the two Son's arrival. Each of them looked up and said "Hi Gohan/Kakkarot offspring! Hi Goku/Kakkarot!" and waited for Ceb to start talking as soon as the duo sat down.
"Alright, guys. Welcome to your first and only haunted house thingy! You guys have a mission; exterminate the ghosts and don't kill yourselves while doing it. You have five weeks to do it and whoever has the most ghosts killed in that time will get the 5,000,000 dollar prize, if you aren't slaughtered maliciously by the ghosties. The runner up will get a lifetime supply of marshmello peeps!" Ceb said, practically jumping up and down. Everyone else sweatdropped. Then, a girl with pale white skin and dark brown eyes that looked almost grey walked in. Her hair was the same color of Ceb's and she wore a black sweater and black pants with a large pocket on the side in the same style as Ceb's. She had blue framed glasses and wore a necklace with the rune 'feoh' or success on it and she wore black socks. She stood next to Ceb and bowed lightly. Ceb glared at her.
"Hello, I'm Ceb's sister, not twin, I'm 23 years old and my name is People Hate Me or 'Hate' for short. I've come to help you guys through the 5 weeks here so that, hopefully, we'll be able to keep the deceased list down to the minimum. I'll see you guys later. Buy!" Hate (A/N: THAT'S ME!!) said and ran past to the next doorway. Ceb turned back to her cheerful self.
"So, we'll meet here each morning at 4:00 AM and meet again at 11:45 PM for the counting. That way, I'll be able to keep track of who's dead and who's still alive and eligible for the prize money and/or peeps. So, don't forget to come back each day! Alright? Well I'll see you guys. Now, go back to your rooms and put your stuff away. The phones may be used for calling friends and/or family and calling other rooms and asking for assistance. The line's open 24/7 in case of a paranormal phenomenon is happening. We'll be there to help as much as we can, so, g'night!" Ceb waved as each of the men walked sluggishly up the stairs and downt halls to their rooms.
"I can't beleive this, we have to spend 5 weeks here, de-ghosting Ceb's house!" Vegeta whined to Goku, who nodded his head.
"Yea, I mean, can't she do it herself?"
"Seriously!"
Gohan and Goku made their way to their room and opened the door. They packed away their belongings and went into the gravity chamber where spooky phenomenons would soon take place...
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Ooh!! Cliffy! I am evil!
Goku: NOO!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!! I'M TOO YOUNG!! NOOOOO!!! *runs away*
Well... I'll write up more in a little. I'm not gonna kill off the characters that easily, so don't worry about that. I'll try to put in as much humor as I can in each chapter. Guess what!! Sherman's introduced in the next chapter!! YEEHAW!! That's gonna be fun! Bye everyone!