The Hamster of the Opera

George Smillie



Disclaimer: I hate you Andrew Lloyd Webber. You may own POTO, but you do not own hamsters!!!! . . . . but neither do I



"Behind every great story, there is a great hamster."

From the book of "Made Up Quotes to Start a Phan Phic," by George Smillie





Cast of Characters

Eriksqueak: Deformed hamster leaving far beneath the exercise wheel

Christinesqueak: Gorgeous hamster girl with a beautiful . . . squeak?

Raoulsqueak: Idiotic hamster obsessed with grooming himself

Andresqueak: Money hungry hamster who is confused whether he likes males or females

Firminsqueak: See above

Carlottasqueak: Overweight hamster with a luxurious coat. Squeaks high pitched

Piangisqueak: Overweight hamster. No outstanding qualities

Megsqueak: Baby hamster. Likes to scream

Girysqueak: Grey hamster. When given food, throws it at smaller hamsters

Chorus hamsters: Victims of Girysqueak's anger