The Hamster Of The Opera
A Parody (What else?)
George Smillie (Better than ALW)
(A/N. Hamsters have no conception of time, therefore, the year 2003 could be 1905!)
Prolouge: The Paris Opera Cage, 2003
(The contents of the cage are being sold off, item by item. Hamsters, mice, gerbils and other rodents are purchasing the items and taking them home to their cages. Among the items is a large food bowl tipped over, concealing something. Among the bidders are RAOULSQUEAK, who is now disgustingly old and fat. The auction begins with a strike of the AUCTIONEERSQUEAK's gavel)
AUCTIONEERSQUEAK: Squeakity squeak miserable small part . . . SOLD squeak! In the squeak corner there squeak. Lot Squeak Squeak 5 rats and assorted creatures of the fields squeak. Squeakity squeak music box squeakell organ MONKEY!
(Inane chatter breaks out among the BIDDERSQUEAKS)
AUCTIONEERSQUEAK: Squeak squeak sqeak LISTEN!
(Silence)
PORTERSQUEAK: Squeaking here
(AUCTIONEERSQUEAK hands a music box shaped like a monkey to PORTERSQUEAK, who turns the handle and plays the tune)
RANDOMBIDDERSQUEAK: Squeak! Mine!
(The auction commences. Eventually, after a lot of clawing at eyes, RAOULSQUEAK gets the music box)
RAOULSQUEAK: Squeak squeak collectors piece . . . Squeak squeak shiny coat . . . Squeak squeak lead . . . squeak squeak dead?
(At this point, RAOULSQUEAK suffers from a fatal heart attack and collapses. He is wheeled out by the NURSESQUEAK)
AUCTIONEERSQUEAK: Squeak squeak FAMOUS STORY HERE! Squeak squeak squeak the very Rotastack section of tunnel in famous disater squeak . . . incindent squeak . . . Phantom Of The Exercise Wheel? Squeak squeak squeak electric lights . . . squeak squeak LOOK AT THIS!
(He connects to wires together and the PORTERSQUEAK throws away the food bowl to reveal a lit up ROTASTACK section of tunnel)
PORTERSQUEAK: Ta Da squeak
A Parody (What else?)
George Smillie (Better than ALW)
(A/N. Hamsters have no conception of time, therefore, the year 2003 could be 1905!)
Prolouge: The Paris Opera Cage, 2003
(The contents of the cage are being sold off, item by item. Hamsters, mice, gerbils and other rodents are purchasing the items and taking them home to their cages. Among the items is a large food bowl tipped over, concealing something. Among the bidders are RAOULSQUEAK, who is now disgustingly old and fat. The auction begins with a strike of the AUCTIONEERSQUEAK's gavel)
AUCTIONEERSQUEAK: Squeakity squeak miserable small part . . . SOLD squeak! In the squeak corner there squeak. Lot Squeak Squeak 5 rats and assorted creatures of the fields squeak. Squeakity squeak music box squeakell organ MONKEY!
(Inane chatter breaks out among the BIDDERSQUEAKS)
AUCTIONEERSQUEAK: Squeak squeak sqeak LISTEN!
(Silence)
PORTERSQUEAK: Squeaking here
(AUCTIONEERSQUEAK hands a music box shaped like a monkey to PORTERSQUEAK, who turns the handle and plays the tune)
RANDOMBIDDERSQUEAK: Squeak! Mine!
(The auction commences. Eventually, after a lot of clawing at eyes, RAOULSQUEAK gets the music box)
RAOULSQUEAK: Squeak squeak collectors piece . . . Squeak squeak shiny coat . . . Squeak squeak lead . . . squeak squeak dead?
(At this point, RAOULSQUEAK suffers from a fatal heart attack and collapses. He is wheeled out by the NURSESQUEAK)
AUCTIONEERSQUEAK: Squeak squeak FAMOUS STORY HERE! Squeak squeak squeak the very Rotastack section of tunnel in famous disater squeak . . . incindent squeak . . . Phantom Of The Exercise Wheel? Squeak squeak squeak electric lights . . . squeak squeak LOOK AT THIS!
(He connects to wires together and the PORTERSQUEAK throws away the food bowl to reveal a lit up ROTASTACK section of tunnel)
PORTERSQUEAK: Ta Da squeak