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Severus Snape sat at his desk gloomily pondering the days events and rubbed his head tiredly. "Stupid Gryffindors and their potions that blow up and catch my hair on fire." Suddenly there was a soft tap on Snape's door. Minerva McGonagall entered.
"Excuse me Severus, but I need the days detention slips." She said approaching his desk.
"Ah yes, hear we are, Gryffindor, Gryffindor and Gryffindor." He replied counting off the pink slips as they passed from him to her. Minerva sighed heavily.
"Severus why must every student you assign detention to be a Gryffindor?" Snape looked at her dumbly,
"Because I am the head of Slytherin house and Slytherins and Gryffindors don't get along." "We do." She replied shortly. "We are an exception, but are students would never get along with each other."
She huffed. " I bet they would eventually if forced together." Snape smiled a twisted evil grin, "Care to make a bet on that Minerva?" He asked.
"Sure, we'll force our students together and if they get along within a month you have to wash your hair."
Snape looked repulsed. "Why would I wash my hair?"
"If I win the bet, you will." Minerva smiled.
"And what if I win and the old rivalries remain?"
"Well then I guess you could make me. uh."
"Wear your hair down for a week." Snape decided. "I do wear my hair down!" She snapped defensively.
"No you don't, never in the long years that I have known you have you ever taken your hair down."
"I take it down, to wash it!" He smiled at this and then both began to laugh. So it's agreed?" Severus held out his hand. "Agreed." Minerva took his outstretched hand and shook it lightly.
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Severus Snape sat at his desk gloomily pondering the days events and rubbed his head tiredly. "Stupid Gryffindors and their potions that blow up and catch my hair on fire." Suddenly there was a soft tap on Snape's door. Minerva McGonagall entered.
"Excuse me Severus, but I need the days detention slips." She said approaching his desk.
"Ah yes, hear we are, Gryffindor, Gryffindor and Gryffindor." He replied counting off the pink slips as they passed from him to her. Minerva sighed heavily.
"Severus why must every student you assign detention to be a Gryffindor?" Snape looked at her dumbly,
"Because I am the head of Slytherin house and Slytherins and Gryffindors don't get along." "We do." She replied shortly. "We are an exception, but are students would never get along with each other."
She huffed. " I bet they would eventually if forced together." Snape smiled a twisted evil grin, "Care to make a bet on that Minerva?" He asked.
"Sure, we'll force our students together and if they get along within a month you have to wash your hair."
Snape looked repulsed. "Why would I wash my hair?"
"If I win the bet, you will." Minerva smiled.
"And what if I win and the old rivalries remain?"
"Well then I guess you could make me. uh."
"Wear your hair down for a week." Snape decided. "I do wear my hair down!" She snapped defensively.
"No you don't, never in the long years that I have known you have you ever taken your hair down."
"I take it down, to wash it!" He smiled at this and then both began to laugh. So it's agreed?" Severus held out his hand. "Agreed." Minerva took his outstretched hand and shook it lightly.
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