As they meandered back to the new hotel Malfoy was dreading the
punishment. "What if hers is worse than Snape's was?" He groaned at
Hermione. She rolled her eyes. "Nothing could ever be worse than that."
Hermione shuddered at the memory. He just smiled and muttered "Pinocchio."
As they walked through the door to McGonagall's office they felt their jaws drop. Her office had lost any trait even remotely resembling an office. In fact it looked like a gymnasium coated in blue tumbling mats.
"What the hell?" Draco muttered. Suddenly Minerva came cartwheeling out of a side door and stopped directly in front of them. "Welcome to your punishment!" She yelled. Hermione and Draco shared a glance. "And what exactly is that?" Pressed Hermione.
McGonagall smiled. "100 hours of dancing! I've stopped time to carry out this punishment. Which would you like first 50 hours of the Electric Slide or 50 hours of the Macarena?"
Draco's mouth fell open. "You couldn't possibly dance for 100 hours, you're too old." "Oh yes I can Mr. Malfoy, and an additional three hours for calling me old. Lets get to it." 103 hours of dance later an absolutely exhausted Draco and Hermione crawled to their room and immediately flopped onto the bed. "Oh my God." Draco gasped. "I prefer Snape." "So do I." Hermione whispered before they both fell asleep.
The next morning they repeated their daily routine and filed onto the bus. Hermione had come to the conclusion that Filch slept on the bus because he never got off it. According to the questionable trust of Snape they were going to the Grand Canyon.
Once they arrived and got off the bus they were informed that they would be riding donkeys to the bottom. The donkeys would be tied together so no one would wind up disappearing.
Crabbe leaned far over to try and see the ground at the bottom and fell over. This also forced Ron to jump so that he wouldn't disappear. McGonagall's eyes widened and she raced to the cliff edge. "Wingardium Leviosa!" She screamed barely stopping Crabbe and Ron in time. "Just stay down there we'll get you in a minute!" She yelled down to them. Then she turned to the remainder of the students. "On to your donkeys quickly."
Everyone did as ordered and they began their slow trek to the bottom. "I've been through the desert on a horse with no name it felt good to be out of the rain." Malfoy sang.
Hermione looked up, "That's a donkey Malfoy, not a horse." He dismissed her with a wave of his hand. "Whatever, same principal." Hermione pulled out a huge book and opened it to a carefully marked page and began to read.
"Bloody hell Granger you aren't gonna read this whole time are you?" "Yes, do you have a problem with that?" She huffed indignantly. "In fact, now that you mention it, I do." He snatched the book out of her grasp and promptly threw it over the edge into the Colorado River.
She was flabbergasted at his behavior. "You bloody little demon spawn!" She grasped his throat and began to squeeze. Then suddenly the donkeys stopped. This change caused Hermione to release Draco.
They both watched as the other donkeys got smaller and smaller in front of them. "Alright Miss. Brainy, now what?" Malfoy asked annoyed.
"Um.donkey.uh.sit?" The donkey's body made no change. "Oh that worked." Malfoy drawled sarcastically. She glared at him. "I don't see you trying." Malfoy sighed. "Um giddy up?" The donkey shot off and began going in circles around Hermione's donkey.
"Make it stop!" He yelled to the hysterically laughing Hermione. "Say whoa!" She choked out. "Whoa!" He yelled. The donkey skidded to a halt.
"Well I guess were stuck here until they come back." Said Hermione sadly. "I wonder why the donkeys just stopped." She mused out loud. "Because the universe hates me." Malfoy replied.
"I can't blame it." Muttered Hermione. ************************************************************************Hell o all, I love the reviews I'm getting thank you all of you! Sorry my chapters are so short but I'm lazy so oh well! Until next time love the pink trees and purple hephalumps(elephants)
As they walked through the door to McGonagall's office they felt their jaws drop. Her office had lost any trait even remotely resembling an office. In fact it looked like a gymnasium coated in blue tumbling mats.
"What the hell?" Draco muttered. Suddenly Minerva came cartwheeling out of a side door and stopped directly in front of them. "Welcome to your punishment!" She yelled. Hermione and Draco shared a glance. "And what exactly is that?" Pressed Hermione.
McGonagall smiled. "100 hours of dancing! I've stopped time to carry out this punishment. Which would you like first 50 hours of the Electric Slide or 50 hours of the Macarena?"
Draco's mouth fell open. "You couldn't possibly dance for 100 hours, you're too old." "Oh yes I can Mr. Malfoy, and an additional three hours for calling me old. Lets get to it." 103 hours of dance later an absolutely exhausted Draco and Hermione crawled to their room and immediately flopped onto the bed. "Oh my God." Draco gasped. "I prefer Snape." "So do I." Hermione whispered before they both fell asleep.
The next morning they repeated their daily routine and filed onto the bus. Hermione had come to the conclusion that Filch slept on the bus because he never got off it. According to the questionable trust of Snape they were going to the Grand Canyon.
Once they arrived and got off the bus they were informed that they would be riding donkeys to the bottom. The donkeys would be tied together so no one would wind up disappearing.
Crabbe leaned far over to try and see the ground at the bottom and fell over. This also forced Ron to jump so that he wouldn't disappear. McGonagall's eyes widened and she raced to the cliff edge. "Wingardium Leviosa!" She screamed barely stopping Crabbe and Ron in time. "Just stay down there we'll get you in a minute!" She yelled down to them. Then she turned to the remainder of the students. "On to your donkeys quickly."
Everyone did as ordered and they began their slow trek to the bottom. "I've been through the desert on a horse with no name it felt good to be out of the rain." Malfoy sang.
Hermione looked up, "That's a donkey Malfoy, not a horse." He dismissed her with a wave of his hand. "Whatever, same principal." Hermione pulled out a huge book and opened it to a carefully marked page and began to read.
"Bloody hell Granger you aren't gonna read this whole time are you?" "Yes, do you have a problem with that?" She huffed indignantly. "In fact, now that you mention it, I do." He snatched the book out of her grasp and promptly threw it over the edge into the Colorado River.
She was flabbergasted at his behavior. "You bloody little demon spawn!" She grasped his throat and began to squeeze. Then suddenly the donkeys stopped. This change caused Hermione to release Draco.
They both watched as the other donkeys got smaller and smaller in front of them. "Alright Miss. Brainy, now what?" Malfoy asked annoyed.
"Um.donkey.uh.sit?" The donkey's body made no change. "Oh that worked." Malfoy drawled sarcastically. She glared at him. "I don't see you trying." Malfoy sighed. "Um giddy up?" The donkey shot off and began going in circles around Hermione's donkey.
"Make it stop!" He yelled to the hysterically laughing Hermione. "Say whoa!" She choked out. "Whoa!" He yelled. The donkey skidded to a halt.
"Well I guess were stuck here until they come back." Said Hermione sadly. "I wonder why the donkeys just stopped." She mused out loud. "Because the universe hates me." Malfoy replied.
"I can't blame it." Muttered Hermione. ************************************************************************Hell o all, I love the reviews I'm getting thank you all of you! Sorry my chapters are so short but I'm lazy so oh well! Until next time love the pink trees and purple hephalumps(elephants)