** (Singing the Ketchup Song) Huh? Oh.uh.sorry. I really love that song.
I'm just the type of person who loves songs named after food. (Awkward
silence) Any who, this is my first fan fic that I have ever posted for
others to view. Yippee! Now, this story may seem a bit weird. But, it does
make sense and has an interesting and adventurous plot. It's a crossover.
Characters from Treasure Planet, Lilo and Stitch, Atlantis, Return to
Neverland, Emperor's New Groove, and some other Disney features make
appearances. I hope this story gets a few laughs. Look, this has probably
been said to death but I DO NOT own any Disney characters named in this
story. They all belong to the great and powerful Disney people (Bows down).
If these were my characters then I wouldn't be doing this. I would be
creating the next Disney feature. Which, maybe someday I will. (People run
and scream in terror) Uh.never mind. Well, on to the fan fic!!=^-^=**
*** Chapter 1: An Evil Plot and a Lonely Girl
Far, far, far, far, far, far (etc.) away, in a dimension of darkness and evil, lived the bad guys and girls of Disney. They had been exiled from Kingdom Hearts after they tried to take it over. But, they were fended off by some kind of magical crystal and were thrown into that world. To live together. God have mercy on our souls.
"You cheated!" shouted a voice from inside of a dark cave.
"What? I did not!" protested a raspy female voice.
"You so did cheat. You must've snuck a peak over me board when I wasn't lookin'!"
"Why can't you just handle that I sunk your battle ship?"
"'Cause you cheated!!"
"Oh, would you two just shut up?!" the figure that loomed in the shadows stepped out into the dim light of a candle. It was Maleficent. "Mr. Hook--- "
"That's Captain Hook to you!" corrected Hook.
"Captain Hook, I deeply advise that you and Yzma there keep the noise down to a minimum. Unless you want to suffer the consequences."
"She started it!"
"How about I turn you into a flea? A harmless little flea. Then, I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside of another box. Then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, ha, ha, ha, I'll smash it with a hammer!" Yzma declared.
"That's pretty threatening coming from some one who couldn't even beat a stinky llama and a fat guy." Hook said with a smirk.
"Silence!" Maleficent was known to lose her temper easily. So, the two quieted down. "For many years we have been exiled out of Kingdom Hearts and placed into this world of darkness.
"I'm used to it." replied Hades as he drank his lemonade with a worm in it. "Being the Lord of the Underworld can have that affect on you." He slurped up the worm and swallowed it down. Hook and Yzma watched in disgust.
"We must take back what should rightfully belong to us." Maleficent said as she petted her raven which had perched itself on her staff.
"Uh.hello! We've tried that already one time before." Hades said. "I remember like it was yesterday. Crash and burn." Hades's hand glowed brightly with red fire.
"Yes. But, we did not know the power that they had to defend themselves. That crystal, with its bright fluorescent blue glow, possessed a power greater than any one of us could ever comprehend. I could feel it. It may even be powerful enough to destroy the world."
"So, what you're saying, honey, is that we should try to find that crystal?" Ursula asked as she threw small darts at a picture of Ariel.
"Precisely. With that crystal we could take over Kingdom Hearts."
"I'll get Pain and Panic to assist us." Hades said standing up.
"I'll get all my best pirates together." Hook declared drawing out his sword.
"I'll go get Kronk." cried Yzma. They all turned to her with strange looks on their faces. "Well, he could help with the cooking." Yzma laughed nervously.
"Very well. It's settled. We shall leave immediately. We'll find that crystal. Where ever it is hidden. And take over Kingdom Hearts." an evil smirk crept across her face as her raven cawed.
***
In the human world, lived a teenage girl named Erica. She was fifteen years old and was quite the dreamer. She didn't have any friends and didn't bother making any. She was just fine on her own. That's what she kept telling her parents. But, she really wasn't. She was failing at school and had gotten into a few brawls with other students at school. She would always win. But, she would also get suspended. She sat on the porch swing and watched the rain come down. She leaned her head back and took a deep breath. Usually, on a Saturday she would go out and skateboard. But, do to the weather; her plans had to be canceled.
"Could this day be anymore boring?" she asked herself. She finally got up and walked back inside the house. When she opened the door, the smell of fresh baked cookies surrounded her. Her mother was on the couch reading "How to Cope With Stress." Her father was reading the morning newspaper at the kitchen table.
Her father looked up from his paper and saw Erica standing there. He raised an eyebrow when he saw her in her usual attire. A blue tank top, slightly baggy pants with rips at the knees, her torn up sneakers, and her hair pulled back in a loose pony tail. Erica knew her parents wished that she would wear something else. Something more "lady like". But, Erica believed that that would go against one of her own commandments. This was her and no one could change that. Not even her parents. She turned away from her father and went up stairs.
When she had closed her door behind her, she walked over to her window and looked out. Still, the rain fell. And as life went on, Erica's spirits began to fall as well. Her parents hardly ever spoke to her, she had no friends, she had a brain but never really used it for school, and she became more secluded than ever. "I am invisible and I am bored." she muttered to herself. "I wish that there was a place. A place that I could go where I could be me. Away from the real world. Away from the loneliness." Erica found her vision getting blurry and tears streamed down her face. She quickly wiped them away. She hardy ever cried. And she wasn't exactly someone who wanted to show their emotions. Erica laid down on her bed and, in less than five minutes, drifted off to sleep and into a dream. But, while she slumbered, a nightmare began to form around her.
*Mwa Ha Ha! How's that for a cliffhanger, eh? What danger awaits Erica in the next chapter? Okay, so the beginning was happy and peppy and the second half was a bit gloomy. But, I just wanted you to get a feel of how the Disney characters differ from a normal girl and what kind of person Erica is. This adds some comedy flavoring to the story a little later on. Please R&R!!! I'd love you for that!!! =^-^=
*** Chapter 1: An Evil Plot and a Lonely Girl
Far, far, far, far, far, far (etc.) away, in a dimension of darkness and evil, lived the bad guys and girls of Disney. They had been exiled from Kingdom Hearts after they tried to take it over. But, they were fended off by some kind of magical crystal and were thrown into that world. To live together. God have mercy on our souls.
"You cheated!" shouted a voice from inside of a dark cave.
"What? I did not!" protested a raspy female voice.
"You so did cheat. You must've snuck a peak over me board when I wasn't lookin'!"
"Why can't you just handle that I sunk your battle ship?"
"'Cause you cheated!!"
"Oh, would you two just shut up?!" the figure that loomed in the shadows stepped out into the dim light of a candle. It was Maleficent. "Mr. Hook--- "
"That's Captain Hook to you!" corrected Hook.
"Captain Hook, I deeply advise that you and Yzma there keep the noise down to a minimum. Unless you want to suffer the consequences."
"She started it!"
"How about I turn you into a flea? A harmless little flea. Then, I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside of another box. Then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, ha, ha, ha, I'll smash it with a hammer!" Yzma declared.
"That's pretty threatening coming from some one who couldn't even beat a stinky llama and a fat guy." Hook said with a smirk.
"Silence!" Maleficent was known to lose her temper easily. So, the two quieted down. "For many years we have been exiled out of Kingdom Hearts and placed into this world of darkness.
"I'm used to it." replied Hades as he drank his lemonade with a worm in it. "Being the Lord of the Underworld can have that affect on you." He slurped up the worm and swallowed it down. Hook and Yzma watched in disgust.
"We must take back what should rightfully belong to us." Maleficent said as she petted her raven which had perched itself on her staff.
"Uh.hello! We've tried that already one time before." Hades said. "I remember like it was yesterday. Crash and burn." Hades's hand glowed brightly with red fire.
"Yes. But, we did not know the power that they had to defend themselves. That crystal, with its bright fluorescent blue glow, possessed a power greater than any one of us could ever comprehend. I could feel it. It may even be powerful enough to destroy the world."
"So, what you're saying, honey, is that we should try to find that crystal?" Ursula asked as she threw small darts at a picture of Ariel.
"Precisely. With that crystal we could take over Kingdom Hearts."
"I'll get Pain and Panic to assist us." Hades said standing up.
"I'll get all my best pirates together." Hook declared drawing out his sword.
"I'll go get Kronk." cried Yzma. They all turned to her with strange looks on their faces. "Well, he could help with the cooking." Yzma laughed nervously.
"Very well. It's settled. We shall leave immediately. We'll find that crystal. Where ever it is hidden. And take over Kingdom Hearts." an evil smirk crept across her face as her raven cawed.
***
In the human world, lived a teenage girl named Erica. She was fifteen years old and was quite the dreamer. She didn't have any friends and didn't bother making any. She was just fine on her own. That's what she kept telling her parents. But, she really wasn't. She was failing at school and had gotten into a few brawls with other students at school. She would always win. But, she would also get suspended. She sat on the porch swing and watched the rain come down. She leaned her head back and took a deep breath. Usually, on a Saturday she would go out and skateboard. But, do to the weather; her plans had to be canceled.
"Could this day be anymore boring?" she asked herself. She finally got up and walked back inside the house. When she opened the door, the smell of fresh baked cookies surrounded her. Her mother was on the couch reading "How to Cope With Stress." Her father was reading the morning newspaper at the kitchen table.
Her father looked up from his paper and saw Erica standing there. He raised an eyebrow when he saw her in her usual attire. A blue tank top, slightly baggy pants with rips at the knees, her torn up sneakers, and her hair pulled back in a loose pony tail. Erica knew her parents wished that she would wear something else. Something more "lady like". But, Erica believed that that would go against one of her own commandments. This was her and no one could change that. Not even her parents. She turned away from her father and went up stairs.
When she had closed her door behind her, she walked over to her window and looked out. Still, the rain fell. And as life went on, Erica's spirits began to fall as well. Her parents hardly ever spoke to her, she had no friends, she had a brain but never really used it for school, and she became more secluded than ever. "I am invisible and I am bored." she muttered to herself. "I wish that there was a place. A place that I could go where I could be me. Away from the real world. Away from the loneliness." Erica found her vision getting blurry and tears streamed down her face. She quickly wiped them away. She hardy ever cried. And she wasn't exactly someone who wanted to show their emotions. Erica laid down on her bed and, in less than five minutes, drifted off to sleep and into a dream. But, while she slumbered, a nightmare began to form around her.
*Mwa Ha Ha! How's that for a cliffhanger, eh? What danger awaits Erica in the next chapter? Okay, so the beginning was happy and peppy and the second half was a bit gloomy. But, I just wanted you to get a feel of how the Disney characters differ from a normal girl and what kind of person Erica is. This adds some comedy flavoring to the story a little later on. Please R&R!!! I'd love you for that!!! =^-^=