Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing so just leave me alone. Plus I'm broke
because I'm a 15 year old loser. If I had a job do you think I would have
enough time to write this and then scamper off to read lots and lots more
yaoi? I mean, *cough* fanfic? No? Me neither. But.. *goes off into some
daydream containing EXACTLY what she would do if she DID own the Gundam
Boys* *chuckles* ANYWAYS,
The pairings are *duh* 1x2, some 3x4, for a short while Rx1 and Rx2 (yes, I know, Relena is a little whore who likes to FUCK THINGS UP, but *cough it does not last cough* And I think Wufei is going to find himself a cute lil teddy bear to cuddle up with, but doesn't get any action in this fic. Sorry. Unless I change my mind. Which could happen.
OH YEAH, Lots and lots of Relena bashing. Because she is stupid. And I hate her. And she should die. If you like Relena then shoooo, go! (It's ok if you DO like her I guess, but I don't think this fic will agree with you much. You might puke it up, like me when I hear the name Relena.) ^_^ okay, on to the fic!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
Heero kicked the dirt and ran the whole way home. As soon as he walked inside the door tears came streaming out of his eyes, and regret was seeding deep inside of him. He loved Duo, and he knew that Duo loved him also. But what could he do about it now? He guessed absolutely nothing. He fell asleep on their bed cuddling close to what looked like Duo's sweatshirt.
When Duo was about 3 miles away from the airport he got a crazy idea. Maybe he should just turn around and stay with Heero. He had to make this up to him. But what if Heero truly didn't care and Duo meant nothing to him? Duo sighed and kept driving, then parked, walked through to pick up his ticket that Relena had reserved for him, placed down his luggage and boarded the plane along with around 20 others. He forgot something to bring on the plane, and although that wouldn't of been a problem usually (since he could always find something to entertain him), he didn't feel like doing much of anything except thinking about Heero. Which is what he did the whole plane ride.
He walked out and called a taxi. He was supposed to meet Relena at some hotel. Now that he thought about it, he was completely clueless. He had a vague idea what city he was in, (which happened to be Melbourne). He told the taxi driver to take him to the Cosmopolitan Melbourne.
'Sure thing Mister.'
When Duo arrived there he found it to be quite comfortable. He headed straight towards the fridge and opened it up. Inside he found a note.
Now Duo, do you really think I would be silly enough to leave you alone with a full fridge that I was paying for? HA! If you would like something then go out and look around the city. I hope you brought some money. If not there is a $20 hidden under your pillow. I trust you'll use that if and only if you absolutely need it. Ill meets up with you soon.
Sincerely, Relena
Duo frowned. How dare she, he would pay for the food he ate! Ah well, this was now a good chance for him to explore the city and such. He grabbed his camera, some money, the $20 *snickers* and other things he could possibly need in case he got in a mess, or got arrested. (He lost count of how many times he's gotten arrested in foreign cities) [A/n: aw, I love Duo!] He walked past the front desk, and opened the hotels front door where he was greeted with a warm rush of sunlight.
'I could definitely get used to this city. I'm sure Heero would like it here also.' Duo sighed and began walking down the street searching for a place where he could find lots of food and lots of wine, acquiring lots of strange looks and gestures on the way.
'HHHEEEEEERRROOO!!!'
Heero's eyes bulged and his muscles tightened. Oh god, that couldn't be Relena. But then again, whose voice was THAT annoying. Was Duo with her?! Heero ran out of the room only to see a very perky looking Relena wearing the preppiest outfit he had ever seen. And he saw absolutely no Duo. He couldn't help it, he shouted.
'WHERE IS DUO?!'
'Oh Heero, I sent him to Australia so that me and you could have some time alone together. I know you don't truly love him. You love me and I love you and there is no way I will let that long haired twerp get in our way of romance.'
Heero could tell by the look in Relena's eyes that she had no clue whatsoever that she was about to die a very painful death.
'YOU DID WHAT?! Why would you do such a stupid thing?! I hate you! I don't love you! I love Duo! AND DON'T YOU EVER INSULT DUO THAT WAY!'
Relena blinked dumbly.
'Oh you're so silly Heero. Here I brought you something.'
Heero looked at her with a face that clearly said 'wtf?!', but of course Relena did not notice, she was too busy searching through her purse for something.
"Here my wittle Heero-Weero, I bought you something. I hope you like it.' Relena smiled and handed him a small box.
Heero opened it with the tips of his fingers in case whatever she had was contagious and looked inside. It was a pin. It had on it a face of Relena giving an innocent smile aw, if only she looked like that all the time, and she didn't open her mouth thought Heero. Above her face it said in large letters 'I LOVE RELENA!' Heero shuddered. It was a cute gift. An egotistical one, but still. He smiled a rare smile and thanked her.
'OH HEERO! I LOVE YOU!' with that she pounced on him causing him to fall to the ground and started kissing him all over. Unfortunately for Heero she was a sloppy kisser and his face was quickly covered in Relena goo.
Duo sat himself at a little Italian restaurant and began to order.
'I would like a large pizza with everything on it, and a bottle of any wine. I'm not too picky'
The waiter looked at him strangely but wrote down his order and left.
Duo sat there and looked out the window. There were a lot of people walking down the streets. He saw couples holding hands, friends giggling and adults bickering. How he missed Heero. He wanted him to be sitting directly in front of him at the table so he could look in his eyes, then they would eat the pizza and drink the wine and go outside and walk through the streets holding hands. Sure, people would look at them a bit odd, but deep inside they would know what everyone thought and that was 'what a perfect couple they make' and they would know that the strangers were right.
'Relena you little whore! Get offa me!' screamed Heero as he pushed Relena off of him.
'Heero! Does loving you make me a whore now?!' whined Relena.
'Yes, when you have a husband!'
'Oh. Him.'
'o_O??'
'He's off somewhere. I know he doesn't love me like you do. He's off with some girl. And I don't care, because I love you Heero!'
Heero just looked at her with amazement. Relena actually looked normal, and was that sadness in her eyes? He felt bad for her, even if she was still being her clingy psychotic self. Heero knew he would regret doing this later, but he took her into his arms and gave her a hug. Her hug is so different from Duo's. Oh god, how could I of said that.
'Oh Heero! Let's celebrate our love! I'll go get the drinks and you go get the candles!' and with that Relena skipped off to the kitchen.
Heero smacked his head and moaned. Damn me.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
Ok, third chapter up! Please review! Thanks Dirge for reviewing! Hope you enjoy this chapter also!
The pairings are *duh* 1x2, some 3x4, for a short while Rx1 and Rx2 (yes, I know, Relena is a little whore who likes to FUCK THINGS UP, but *cough it does not last cough* And I think Wufei is going to find himself a cute lil teddy bear to cuddle up with, but doesn't get any action in this fic. Sorry. Unless I change my mind. Which could happen.
OH YEAH, Lots and lots of Relena bashing. Because she is stupid. And I hate her. And she should die. If you like Relena then shoooo, go! (It's ok if you DO like her I guess, but I don't think this fic will agree with you much. You might puke it up, like me when I hear the name Relena.) ^_^ okay, on to the fic!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
Heero kicked the dirt and ran the whole way home. As soon as he walked inside the door tears came streaming out of his eyes, and regret was seeding deep inside of him. He loved Duo, and he knew that Duo loved him also. But what could he do about it now? He guessed absolutely nothing. He fell asleep on their bed cuddling close to what looked like Duo's sweatshirt.
When Duo was about 3 miles away from the airport he got a crazy idea. Maybe he should just turn around and stay with Heero. He had to make this up to him. But what if Heero truly didn't care and Duo meant nothing to him? Duo sighed and kept driving, then parked, walked through to pick up his ticket that Relena had reserved for him, placed down his luggage and boarded the plane along with around 20 others. He forgot something to bring on the plane, and although that wouldn't of been a problem usually (since he could always find something to entertain him), he didn't feel like doing much of anything except thinking about Heero. Which is what he did the whole plane ride.
He walked out and called a taxi. He was supposed to meet Relena at some hotel. Now that he thought about it, he was completely clueless. He had a vague idea what city he was in, (which happened to be Melbourne). He told the taxi driver to take him to the Cosmopolitan Melbourne.
'Sure thing Mister.'
When Duo arrived there he found it to be quite comfortable. He headed straight towards the fridge and opened it up. Inside he found a note.
Now Duo, do you really think I would be silly enough to leave you alone with a full fridge that I was paying for? HA! If you would like something then go out and look around the city. I hope you brought some money. If not there is a $20 hidden under your pillow. I trust you'll use that if and only if you absolutely need it. Ill meets up with you soon.
Sincerely, Relena
Duo frowned. How dare she, he would pay for the food he ate! Ah well, this was now a good chance for him to explore the city and such. He grabbed his camera, some money, the $20 *snickers* and other things he could possibly need in case he got in a mess, or got arrested. (He lost count of how many times he's gotten arrested in foreign cities) [A/n: aw, I love Duo!] He walked past the front desk, and opened the hotels front door where he was greeted with a warm rush of sunlight.
'I could definitely get used to this city. I'm sure Heero would like it here also.' Duo sighed and began walking down the street searching for a place where he could find lots of food and lots of wine, acquiring lots of strange looks and gestures on the way.
'HHHEEEEEERRROOO!!!'
Heero's eyes bulged and his muscles tightened. Oh god, that couldn't be Relena. But then again, whose voice was THAT annoying. Was Duo with her?! Heero ran out of the room only to see a very perky looking Relena wearing the preppiest outfit he had ever seen. And he saw absolutely no Duo. He couldn't help it, he shouted.
'WHERE IS DUO?!'
'Oh Heero, I sent him to Australia so that me and you could have some time alone together. I know you don't truly love him. You love me and I love you and there is no way I will let that long haired twerp get in our way of romance.'
Heero could tell by the look in Relena's eyes that she had no clue whatsoever that she was about to die a very painful death.
'YOU DID WHAT?! Why would you do such a stupid thing?! I hate you! I don't love you! I love Duo! AND DON'T YOU EVER INSULT DUO THAT WAY!'
Relena blinked dumbly.
'Oh you're so silly Heero. Here I brought you something.'
Heero looked at her with a face that clearly said 'wtf?!', but of course Relena did not notice, she was too busy searching through her purse for something.
"Here my wittle Heero-Weero, I bought you something. I hope you like it.' Relena smiled and handed him a small box.
Heero opened it with the tips of his fingers in case whatever she had was contagious and looked inside. It was a pin. It had on it a face of Relena giving an innocent smile aw, if only she looked like that all the time, and she didn't open her mouth thought Heero. Above her face it said in large letters 'I LOVE RELENA!' Heero shuddered. It was a cute gift. An egotistical one, but still. He smiled a rare smile and thanked her.
'OH HEERO! I LOVE YOU!' with that she pounced on him causing him to fall to the ground and started kissing him all over. Unfortunately for Heero she was a sloppy kisser and his face was quickly covered in Relena goo.
Duo sat himself at a little Italian restaurant and began to order.
'I would like a large pizza with everything on it, and a bottle of any wine. I'm not too picky'
The waiter looked at him strangely but wrote down his order and left.
Duo sat there and looked out the window. There were a lot of people walking down the streets. He saw couples holding hands, friends giggling and adults bickering. How he missed Heero. He wanted him to be sitting directly in front of him at the table so he could look in his eyes, then they would eat the pizza and drink the wine and go outside and walk through the streets holding hands. Sure, people would look at them a bit odd, but deep inside they would know what everyone thought and that was 'what a perfect couple they make' and they would know that the strangers were right.
'Relena you little whore! Get offa me!' screamed Heero as he pushed Relena off of him.
'Heero! Does loving you make me a whore now?!' whined Relena.
'Yes, when you have a husband!'
'Oh. Him.'
'o_O??'
'He's off somewhere. I know he doesn't love me like you do. He's off with some girl. And I don't care, because I love you Heero!'
Heero just looked at her with amazement. Relena actually looked normal, and was that sadness in her eyes? He felt bad for her, even if she was still being her clingy psychotic self. Heero knew he would regret doing this later, but he took her into his arms and gave her a hug. Her hug is so different from Duo's. Oh god, how could I of said that.
'Oh Heero! Let's celebrate our love! I'll go get the drinks and you go get the candles!' and with that Relena skipped off to the kitchen.
Heero smacked his head and moaned. Damn me.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
Ok, third chapter up! Please review! Thanks Dirge for reviewing! Hope you enjoy this chapter also!