Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing so just leave me alone. Plus I'm broke
because I'm a 15 year old loser. If I had a job do you think I would have
enough time to write this and then scamper off to read lots and lots more
yaoi? I mean, *cough* fanfic? No? Me neither. But.. *goes off into some
daydream containing EXACTLY what she would do if she DID own the Gundam
Boys* *chuckles* ANYWAYS,
The pairings are *duh* 1x2, some 3x4, for a short while Rx1 and Rx2 (yes, I know, Relena is a little whore who likes to FUCK THINGS UP, but *cough it does not last cough* And I think Wufei is going to find himself a cute lil teddy bear to cuddle up with, but doesn't get any action in this fic. Sorry. Unless I change my mind. Which could happen.
OH YEAH, Lots and lots of Relena bashing. Because she is stupid. And I hate her. And she should die. If you like Relena then shoooo, go! (It's ok if you DO like her I guess, but I don't think this fic will agree with you much. You might puke it up, like me when I hear the name Relena.) ^_^ okay, on to the fic!
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'Heeeerrooo!! Where arrreee youuu?!'
Heero ran to the laundry room and locked himself in. He truly didn't know what went through his mind sometimes, but he knew that whenever he did something stupid he couldn't run away from it. And why was he trying to be so damn sensible? This was Relena for god sakes!
Heero sighed and opened the laundry door.
'Oh! There you are my wittle Heero-Weero!'
'Omae o Korusu' said Heero under his breath.
'What was that Heero?' said Relena innocently.
'Nothing, listen, I don't think it's very nice of you to just.. You know.. Ditch Duo like that. Maybe you should go and bring him back.'
Heero knew reasoning with her was out of the question. She was as dense as a jungle. A really thick and clustered (although, I don't think there is such a thing as an organized jungle.) jungle that's extremely difficult to get through. That was just like Relena. It was extremely hard to get things through to her.
Relena just looked at Heero, and, was that smoke coming out of her ears? Now that Heero's attention was drawn to them he noticed that one was higher than the other. How odd. Did she-
'Ok Heero, you win. But, can we at least share one drink to celebrate our love?'
Now it was Heero's turn to blink dumbly. Was Relena actually going to do something humanly and unselfish for once?! Hm.
'Uhm, I supposed so.'
'Oh Heero! Wait! You didn't get the candles! Pweese go get the candles! I want this to be romantic.'
Heero rolled his eyes and went to his room and was searching for some candles and a lighter. He could hear Relena humming some song off tune and pouring the wine. What he couldn't hear was Relena taking some sort of drug out of her purse and putting it in the glass that was closest to Heero's seat.
Heero walked out of the room carrying 5 large candles in his hand and a lighter in his mouth. He placed them around them and lit each one. Then he sat down and chose the drink that, of course, was closest to him. Relena smiled to herself, very proud of the crime she had just committed. She held up her glass.
'A toast. to love'
Heero winced but just placed Duo's smiling face in his mind.
'To love.'
And with that they both took a long sip of the wine.
'More?'
"Uhm, alright'
Relena poured him another glass. How long would it take for it to work?! She thought.
She would soon find out that it didn't take to long to kick in.
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Duo was also drinking wine at that moment, although his wasn't drugged by some whiney little girl.
'Excuse me waiter, I'm done here, may I please have the check?'
The waiter looked annoyed with the cheesy grin that Duo was giving him.
'Of course, sir.'
Duo got the check, used Relena's 20 dollars, plus a few bills of his own, and walked out.
'Hm, where to go now? Maybe I should go call Heero, just to let him know I got here safely.
So Duo began walking back to the Hotel. As he was walking he looked at a man carrying a bouquet of red roses.
Psht. Red Roses, at least Heero and I weren't THAT corny. But, it is kind of sweet in an old fashioned sort of way.
The man glanced over at him and smiled. Duo smiled and kept walking.
Duo then turned the corner and walked into a somewhat interesting store. While he was looking around he had this awkward feeling that someone was watching him, and as he was walking down the street he could feel someone following him.
Ick, you're so stupid Duo. Stop being paranoid, there's no one following you.
He got inside the hotel and dialed Heero's phone line.
He let it ring for at least 9 times before hanging up.
'Where the hell is that baka!'
Just to make sure SOMEONE knew he was alive, he dialed Quatre's number.
'Hello?' said the blonde haired boy with his innocent sounding voice.
Duo smiled. 'Hi Quatre!'
'Heero? How are you! I thought you were supposed to be in Australia!'
'That's where I am you dork!' Duo laughed at Quatre's stupidity. Obviously the little guy was distracted.
'Uhm, oh, haha. How's Australia?'
In the background he swore he could hear someone kissing something. What that someone was kissing Duo didn't want to know. He was just going to congratulate Quatre in his head.
'So what are you and Trowa up to?' said Duo with a smirk.
"Uhm, what makes you think Trowa is here?'
Silence.
'I mean, he does have a life you know.'
Silence.
'He could be off doing something.'
'Or you.'
'What?'
Duo laughed.
'Ok, fine you win. Trowa is here. Would you like to talk to him?
'Hm. Only if he's done.'
'Huh?'
'Sure.'
'Hello?'
'Hey Trowa.'
'Hey Duo, how's Australia?'
'Oh, same old same old.'
'Not getting in any trouble with the law I hope.'
'hahaha, nope, not yet.'
'Well I supposed that's always good news from you.'
Duo laughed, Trowa was always an interesting guy. 'Isn't it?'
'Hey Duo, this must be costing you a fortune, so I'll talk to you later. I'll hand the phone to Quatre now, have fun and don't get yourself arrested or killed! Oh, and don't find anyone else, cause I know Heero will come around.'
'Thanks Trowa, talk to you later.'
'Duo?' Trowa had handed the phone to Quatre.
'Hey there.'
'I guess you're leaving, so uhm, have fun! And listen to Trowa's advice!'
Duo smiled. 'I will. Don't worry; take care of Trowa, will ya?'
'I think it'll be more of the other way around, but Ill try.'
'Ok, bye Quatre'
'Bye bye.'
Duo hung up the phone and laughed and cried on the inside at the same time. Heero had told Trowa something. God he hoped they would be ok.
He fell down on the bed and wondered where Relena was and why Heero wasn't answering the phone. He also wondered how Heero was doing and what he had told Trowa. Maybe it was all over with them. With all his thoughts he dozed off to sleep.
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'Heero!! Don't you dareee pick up that phonee!'
Heero burst out laughing.
'My Dear! Your voice sounds like a giraffe's mating call! Not that I've ever actually heard a giraffe's mating call, but if I had I'm sure you would sou-'
With that Heero fell off the couch, laughed a lot, and fell asleep. All within 3 minutes.
'God damn it! I think this stuff is working too well!'
Relena stomped her foot which sent a candy dish and lots of little brightly wrapped candies flying down on Heero's private parts.
'OOOWWWW!!!'
'Omg, Heero, are you ok?'
Relena of course saw her chance and went and scooped Heero off the ground and sat next to him.
'Hn.' Said Heero, with still quite a bit of drugs left in his veins, this time they were not wilding him up.
'I like your hair. It's soft.'
Heero grabbed Relena's hair in his hand and began to pet the strands on his palm.
'Thank you and I like your lips. They're soft.'
Relena leaned over and kissed Heero on the lips, and the poor guy didn't fight back.
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Ok, I finally finished the 4th chapter. Ah, I'm so sorry I haven't updated, but I've been slightly busy. Of course, when I start a fan fic my life becomes a bit exciting. Gah, but I will try harder to finish the next chapter twice as quickly. R/r!
The pairings are *duh* 1x2, some 3x4, for a short while Rx1 and Rx2 (yes, I know, Relena is a little whore who likes to FUCK THINGS UP, but *cough it does not last cough* And I think Wufei is going to find himself a cute lil teddy bear to cuddle up with, but doesn't get any action in this fic. Sorry. Unless I change my mind. Which could happen.
OH YEAH, Lots and lots of Relena bashing. Because she is stupid. And I hate her. And she should die. If you like Relena then shoooo, go! (It's ok if you DO like her I guess, but I don't think this fic will agree with you much. You might puke it up, like me when I hear the name Relena.) ^_^ okay, on to the fic!
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'Heeeerrooo!! Where arrreee youuu?!'
Heero ran to the laundry room and locked himself in. He truly didn't know what went through his mind sometimes, but he knew that whenever he did something stupid he couldn't run away from it. And why was he trying to be so damn sensible? This was Relena for god sakes!
Heero sighed and opened the laundry door.
'Oh! There you are my wittle Heero-Weero!'
'Omae o Korusu' said Heero under his breath.
'What was that Heero?' said Relena innocently.
'Nothing, listen, I don't think it's very nice of you to just.. You know.. Ditch Duo like that. Maybe you should go and bring him back.'
Heero knew reasoning with her was out of the question. She was as dense as a jungle. A really thick and clustered (although, I don't think there is such a thing as an organized jungle.) jungle that's extremely difficult to get through. That was just like Relena. It was extremely hard to get things through to her.
Relena just looked at Heero, and, was that smoke coming out of her ears? Now that Heero's attention was drawn to them he noticed that one was higher than the other. How odd. Did she-
'Ok Heero, you win. But, can we at least share one drink to celebrate our love?'
Now it was Heero's turn to blink dumbly. Was Relena actually going to do something humanly and unselfish for once?! Hm.
'Uhm, I supposed so.'
'Oh Heero! Wait! You didn't get the candles! Pweese go get the candles! I want this to be romantic.'
Heero rolled his eyes and went to his room and was searching for some candles and a lighter. He could hear Relena humming some song off tune and pouring the wine. What he couldn't hear was Relena taking some sort of drug out of her purse and putting it in the glass that was closest to Heero's seat.
Heero walked out of the room carrying 5 large candles in his hand and a lighter in his mouth. He placed them around them and lit each one. Then he sat down and chose the drink that, of course, was closest to him. Relena smiled to herself, very proud of the crime she had just committed. She held up her glass.
'A toast. to love'
Heero winced but just placed Duo's smiling face in his mind.
'To love.'
And with that they both took a long sip of the wine.
'More?'
"Uhm, alright'
Relena poured him another glass. How long would it take for it to work?! She thought.
She would soon find out that it didn't take to long to kick in.
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Duo was also drinking wine at that moment, although his wasn't drugged by some whiney little girl.
'Excuse me waiter, I'm done here, may I please have the check?'
The waiter looked annoyed with the cheesy grin that Duo was giving him.
'Of course, sir.'
Duo got the check, used Relena's 20 dollars, plus a few bills of his own, and walked out.
'Hm, where to go now? Maybe I should go call Heero, just to let him know I got here safely.
So Duo began walking back to the Hotel. As he was walking he looked at a man carrying a bouquet of red roses.
Psht. Red Roses, at least Heero and I weren't THAT corny. But, it is kind of sweet in an old fashioned sort of way.
The man glanced over at him and smiled. Duo smiled and kept walking.
Duo then turned the corner and walked into a somewhat interesting store. While he was looking around he had this awkward feeling that someone was watching him, and as he was walking down the street he could feel someone following him.
Ick, you're so stupid Duo. Stop being paranoid, there's no one following you.
He got inside the hotel and dialed Heero's phone line.
He let it ring for at least 9 times before hanging up.
'Where the hell is that baka!'
Just to make sure SOMEONE knew he was alive, he dialed Quatre's number.
'Hello?' said the blonde haired boy with his innocent sounding voice.
Duo smiled. 'Hi Quatre!'
'Heero? How are you! I thought you were supposed to be in Australia!'
'That's where I am you dork!' Duo laughed at Quatre's stupidity. Obviously the little guy was distracted.
'Uhm, oh, haha. How's Australia?'
In the background he swore he could hear someone kissing something. What that someone was kissing Duo didn't want to know. He was just going to congratulate Quatre in his head.
'So what are you and Trowa up to?' said Duo with a smirk.
"Uhm, what makes you think Trowa is here?'
Silence.
'I mean, he does have a life you know.'
Silence.
'He could be off doing something.'
'Or you.'
'What?'
Duo laughed.
'Ok, fine you win. Trowa is here. Would you like to talk to him?
'Hm. Only if he's done.'
'Huh?'
'Sure.'
'Hello?'
'Hey Trowa.'
'Hey Duo, how's Australia?'
'Oh, same old same old.'
'Not getting in any trouble with the law I hope.'
'hahaha, nope, not yet.'
'Well I supposed that's always good news from you.'
Duo laughed, Trowa was always an interesting guy. 'Isn't it?'
'Hey Duo, this must be costing you a fortune, so I'll talk to you later. I'll hand the phone to Quatre now, have fun and don't get yourself arrested or killed! Oh, and don't find anyone else, cause I know Heero will come around.'
'Thanks Trowa, talk to you later.'
'Duo?' Trowa had handed the phone to Quatre.
'Hey there.'
'I guess you're leaving, so uhm, have fun! And listen to Trowa's advice!'
Duo smiled. 'I will. Don't worry; take care of Trowa, will ya?'
'I think it'll be more of the other way around, but Ill try.'
'Ok, bye Quatre'
'Bye bye.'
Duo hung up the phone and laughed and cried on the inside at the same time. Heero had told Trowa something. God he hoped they would be ok.
He fell down on the bed and wondered where Relena was and why Heero wasn't answering the phone. He also wondered how Heero was doing and what he had told Trowa. Maybe it was all over with them. With all his thoughts he dozed off to sleep.
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'Heero!! Don't you dareee pick up that phonee!'
Heero burst out laughing.
'My Dear! Your voice sounds like a giraffe's mating call! Not that I've ever actually heard a giraffe's mating call, but if I had I'm sure you would sou-'
With that Heero fell off the couch, laughed a lot, and fell asleep. All within 3 minutes.
'God damn it! I think this stuff is working too well!'
Relena stomped her foot which sent a candy dish and lots of little brightly wrapped candies flying down on Heero's private parts.
'OOOWWWW!!!'
'Omg, Heero, are you ok?'
Relena of course saw her chance and went and scooped Heero off the ground and sat next to him.
'Hn.' Said Heero, with still quite a bit of drugs left in his veins, this time they were not wilding him up.
'I like your hair. It's soft.'
Heero grabbed Relena's hair in his hand and began to pet the strands on his palm.
'Thank you and I like your lips. They're soft.'
Relena leaned over and kissed Heero on the lips, and the poor guy didn't fight back.
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Ok, I finally finished the 4th chapter. Ah, I'm so sorry I haven't updated, but I've been slightly busy. Of course, when I start a fan fic my life becomes a bit exciting. Gah, but I will try harder to finish the next chapter twice as quickly. R/r!