Note: I don't own THE LORD OF THE Rings the book or THE LORD OF THE RINGS the movie.
Note2: I am so happy I could jump up and scream!!!!! The most reviews I've ever gotten for any one story is 4!!! And I just got 5 in one day!!! Really makes you think how one little second of a person's day can make everything look better. Anyways true to my word the people who reviewed will be mentioned either in this chapter or the next (even though none of them brought it up in their reviews) Oh, and much thanks to IthinkIneedanewname. I had no idea I didn't accept anonymous reviews let alone that there was a button I could push that would do so. Anyways I'll stop speaking and here's the next chapter!!!
Trudging down the very tall mountain, I begin to think, as there was nothing else to do. "hey why are we going down the mountain, when you haven't reached the top yet???" "Oh, and why exactly are you all in a group. I mean, no offense, but you don't all seem like buddies" (Gimli and Legolas eye each other in what can only be described as unconditional hatred. Meanwhile Boromir looks like he's going to say something mean.) I suck in some very sharp air and brace myself.
"funny, how we could ask you the very same thing." –Boromir
"Ugh, no offense, but I don't see myself as nine people all at once. So basically it's impossible to look at another one of myself in contempt" –me
"That made no sense what so ever, but you look the coldest of us all so I'll answer you"-Frodo (he then proceeds to wrap a spare blanket he takes out of a pouch and wrap it around my hunched over shoulders[It's so cold!].
"Thank-you."
"No problem. Anyways we're on a sort of mission. Of course, we can't exactly tell you what this mission is.. Interuppting I say, "You're going to Mordor to destroy the ring." (It was cold, and I tend to speak without thought. Anyways even though I hadn't read all three books and hadn't gotten around to renting the movie, I had read one or two of the books a whole bunch of years ago to satisfy a friend of mine. I eventually gave them up though, since it's hard for someone like me[not exactly a book worm] to read the 1,000 pages it would require]
Anyways this time Boromir joins Aragorn in grabbing his sword, though neither look as murderous as before, and plus none of them actually draw their swords. Legolas(who looking at Gandalf's unsurprised face) doesn't pick up his bow but does give me evil looks along with Gimli (well at least they agree on something) and the hobbits.
"You know of the ring?????"-Frodo says in a nervous, almost scared tone of voice (If he can be scared considering he was, after all climbing a huge mountain during a storm and is only 4 ft. tall to boot.)
"oh fuck(I have a problem with swearing, I'll readily admit) didn't mean to scare you. You see though, I'm a friend of (thinking of a liable excuse) Saruman's (forgetting he was an evil wizard and thinking he was a friend of Gandalf's), and you see, he told me all about you.
This causes everyone to look cautious and Legolas to ask me if I had any idea what I was saying. Gandalf looking at him and then everyone else, and finally me, grumbles in black speech (English)
"I don't know who you are. You remind me of someone, an ignorant elf, I tried to foster and teach, from long ago, who eventually got herself killed, but THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU"RE GOOD. (his voice raised by ten octaves) AND THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU"RE A FRIEND! Yet as I am usually good at judging charaters (apparently not thinking of Saruman) I sense you are simply very stupid and gullible. I will tell you: Saruman is evil. Do not mention his name again unless it is to say something bad about him, or to discuss his growing (EVIL) power. We are good. Gondor and Rohan are good. Those two countries, if mentioned, will not be met with a sword. If you say you are a friend of Saruman's, and I can't think of any reason why you would, it WILL be met with a sword. Now what do you have to say of yourself?" –Gandalf
" Like I said, I'm not from here (unlike Gandalf I use my new language to speak). I wasn't aware Saruman was evil. I'VE BEEN USED! (Gandalf glares) But I'll be nice to all of you. Really I mean only the best of wishes (Aragorn continues not to relax his grip on his sword, and I begin to fear he never will) and I'll try and stay as quiet as possible for the rest of the way down.
Though the rest seem unconvinced but are forced to allow me to walk with them (they seem to hold Gandalf in the highest respect) they continue to walk, whispering under their breath about the strange girl. Gandalf mutters quietly "which will be as far as your allowed to go with us" but since he says this in a language no one knows (except for the girl, she recognizes the sound of Spanish but has no idea what his words mean). Meanwhile Frodo bravely walks up to the strange(in both looks and actions) girl
"I believe you. If only because you're a girl and I doubt that the dark lord would use girl as weapons (laughs quietly). But let me introduce you to my group of friends. He's Meridoc Brandybuck "call me Merry, everyone else does", he says in a tired and forlorn way. That's Pereagrin Took, "call me Pippin, or even Pip, we're all going to die anyways. ("wow this mountains really getting to them", I think in my head) and that's Sam (all he does in glare in an unfriendly mannor, reminding her of the way Gimli looks at Legolas, but in a less harsh way.) We used to hang out with two other hobbits, Midnight and Leisha (author's note: hey even if they didn't mention it, a promise is a promise, as Sam might say. The rest will be in the next chapter. Forgive me if I find it hard to find a character that embodies the name of "annoyed TPS fan" but I'm working on it.) but they knid've disappeared the day we started on our journey (why is Pippin grinning like that????????, I think in my head).
Sorry if it isn't as funny as lat time but I'm trying to establish plot. It will get better. Anyways I used two of the reviewers and I'll use them all. My offer still stands!! Please review. You'll show up in the story. Anyways, hope you like it, and by the next chapter they'll be down the mountain. Also, I wanted to know if it's THAT horrible if there's a little side romance. Please put your opinions in your reviews. And please review!! It really does help!! Chapter 4…The mountain's end (don't be mad if I decide to change the name of it, though) chapter4!