GIR: watcha doin? ( i know he just passed out a few moments ago, and his suddenly being awake doesnt make any sense, but hey, i dont make any sense either. ;-)
Zim: I am making icecream, SO MUCH icecream!! AHAHAHAHA.
GIR: ICECREAM!! YAY!!
*GIR dives for Zim's newly created icecream making machine*
Zim: No GIR, I need that icecream for my plot to take over the earth!!
GIR: awww, just a little?
Zim: no
GIR: pleeeeeeze??
Zim: no
GIR: Okay......How bout now?
Zim: NO GIR!! DO NOT EAT THE ICECREAM!!
GIR: awww, okay..... *turns as if he's leaving, but then runs towards the icecream machine and jumps in the top.*
Zim: GIR!! WHAT DID I JUST SAY??? GET OUT OF THERE!!
GIR: WEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Zim: GIR!!!!
GIR: *jumps out of the icecream machine* ooooo, okay
Zim: With this icecream, I, Zim, shall take over the earth!! I will finally fulfill my mission!! O wait, the mission! I have to report to the tallest!!
GIR: The tallest?!? NO, not that!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! ANYTHING BUT THE TALLEST!! NOT THE TALLEST!! AHHHHHHHH!! *runs around the base and ends up jumpin into the icecream machine again*
Zim: GIR....
GIR: *steps out of the icecream machine* ....sorry....
*scene cuts to the Tallest's ship*
Irken communicator guy: My tallest! Incoming transmission from Earth!
Red: Earth?!? Zim is STILL alive?
Purple: We should just blow up the planet and get it over with..
Red: You know...that's not a bad idea....
*Zim's face appears on the screen*
Zim: Sirs!
Purple: What is it this time, Zim?
Zim: Well sirs, I think I may have come up with a way to conquer Earth!!
Red: O really, and how are you going to do that?
Zim: Well, its top secret....
Purple: Aw, too bad, I guess well just have to...
Zim: But ill tell you!
Red: Joy..... Okay Zim, get on with it..
Zim: I've got one word. *Zim's face gets up really close to the screen* Icecream.
Red & Purple: Icecream?
Zim: Yes, Icecream. I am going to give it to all the humans, causing them to experience a "brain freeze", at which point I shall conquer them all!! AHAHAHAHA.
Red: *whispering to Purple* I think he's the one who's having a brain freeze....
Zim: What's that sirs?
Purple: Uh, nothing Zim. *snickers* Great plan. *snickers again* Good luck with that.
Zim: Thank you sirs.
Red: Um, Zim? What is your GIR doing?
Zim: Huh? *Zim turns around to see GIR swimming around in the icecream again*
Zim: GIR, WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!! I'm sorry my tallest, I must go, I will report back when I have defeated the earthlings!
*Zim's face disappears from the screen*
Red: Good, then we won't have to hear from him for a while..
Purple: Maybe we really SHOULD just blow them up.....
*Back on Earth*
Zim: Okay GIR, there is enough icecream for me to try out its effects on those FOOLISH CHILREN at skool.
GIR: YAY! I LIKE CHILDREN!!
*Zim puts all the icecream onto a cart and wheels it to skool. He doesn't notice GIR jump into the cart with it. Once there he meets up with Dib*
Dib: Hey Zim. What's with all the icecream?
Zim: Not that it's any of your business, STINK-DIB, but I decided to be, *shudders*, nice, and bring all those DISGUSTING CHILDREN a snack.
Dib: Oh really Zim? Well, I don't believe that for a second! You're up to something, I know it!!
Zim: Believe what you want, DIB, I have things to do! I cannot waste my time having MINDLESS conversation with a *makes a disgusted face* human. I must go give out this icecream!
Dib: O yeah? Well then I suggest you tell your dog to stop eating it..
Zim: GIR!!
*Zim picks up GIR and throws him away, and walks into the school. GIR runs in after him. Dib walks over to Gaz, who is standing on the steps*
Dib: He's up to something Gaz! I know it!! I can SMELL it!!
Gaz: Yeah, well I can smell YOU. Get away from me.
Dib: *ignoring Gaz* It looks like its up to me, once again, to save the earth from destruction!!
Gaz: I want to kill you.
Dib: Yeah yeah, maybe Later Gaz, I have work to do!!
Gaz: *as Dib turns to run into the skool* I'm going to take you up on that offer.
Dib: Okay!! Later!
Gaz: *evil laugh* ha....haha......HAHAHAHAHA *goes back to playing video games*
okay, thats it for chapter 2!! what will happen when Zim gives all the children icecream? Will he really succeed in taking over the world?? Will the tallest blow up the earth? Will Gaz kill Dib? Tune in next time, to ICECREAM MADNESS!!
Zim: I am making icecream, SO MUCH icecream!! AHAHAHAHA.
GIR: ICECREAM!! YAY!!
*GIR dives for Zim's newly created icecream making machine*
Zim: No GIR, I need that icecream for my plot to take over the earth!!
GIR: awww, just a little?
Zim: no
GIR: pleeeeeeze??
Zim: no
GIR: Okay......How bout now?
Zim: NO GIR!! DO NOT EAT THE ICECREAM!!
GIR: awww, okay..... *turns as if he's leaving, but then runs towards the icecream machine and jumps in the top.*
Zim: GIR!! WHAT DID I JUST SAY??? GET OUT OF THERE!!
GIR: WEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Zim: GIR!!!!
GIR: *jumps out of the icecream machine* ooooo, okay
Zim: With this icecream, I, Zim, shall take over the earth!! I will finally fulfill my mission!! O wait, the mission! I have to report to the tallest!!
GIR: The tallest?!? NO, not that!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! ANYTHING BUT THE TALLEST!! NOT THE TALLEST!! AHHHHHHHH!! *runs around the base and ends up jumpin into the icecream machine again*
Zim: GIR....
GIR: *steps out of the icecream machine* ....sorry....
*scene cuts to the Tallest's ship*
Irken communicator guy: My tallest! Incoming transmission from Earth!
Red: Earth?!? Zim is STILL alive?
Purple: We should just blow up the planet and get it over with..
Red: You know...that's not a bad idea....
*Zim's face appears on the screen*
Zim: Sirs!
Purple: What is it this time, Zim?
Zim: Well sirs, I think I may have come up with a way to conquer Earth!!
Red: O really, and how are you going to do that?
Zim: Well, its top secret....
Purple: Aw, too bad, I guess well just have to...
Zim: But ill tell you!
Red: Joy..... Okay Zim, get on with it..
Zim: I've got one word. *Zim's face gets up really close to the screen* Icecream.
Red & Purple: Icecream?
Zim: Yes, Icecream. I am going to give it to all the humans, causing them to experience a "brain freeze", at which point I shall conquer them all!! AHAHAHAHA.
Red: *whispering to Purple* I think he's the one who's having a brain freeze....
Zim: What's that sirs?
Purple: Uh, nothing Zim. *snickers* Great plan. *snickers again* Good luck with that.
Zim: Thank you sirs.
Red: Um, Zim? What is your GIR doing?
Zim: Huh? *Zim turns around to see GIR swimming around in the icecream again*
Zim: GIR, WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!! I'm sorry my tallest, I must go, I will report back when I have defeated the earthlings!
*Zim's face disappears from the screen*
Red: Good, then we won't have to hear from him for a while..
Purple: Maybe we really SHOULD just blow them up.....
*Back on Earth*
Zim: Okay GIR, there is enough icecream for me to try out its effects on those FOOLISH CHILREN at skool.
GIR: YAY! I LIKE CHILDREN!!
*Zim puts all the icecream onto a cart and wheels it to skool. He doesn't notice GIR jump into the cart with it. Once there he meets up with Dib*
Dib: Hey Zim. What's with all the icecream?
Zim: Not that it's any of your business, STINK-DIB, but I decided to be, *shudders*, nice, and bring all those DISGUSTING CHILDREN a snack.
Dib: Oh really Zim? Well, I don't believe that for a second! You're up to something, I know it!!
Zim: Believe what you want, DIB, I have things to do! I cannot waste my time having MINDLESS conversation with a *makes a disgusted face* human. I must go give out this icecream!
Dib: O yeah? Well then I suggest you tell your dog to stop eating it..
Zim: GIR!!
*Zim picks up GIR and throws him away, and walks into the school. GIR runs in after him. Dib walks over to Gaz, who is standing on the steps*
Dib: He's up to something Gaz! I know it!! I can SMELL it!!
Gaz: Yeah, well I can smell YOU. Get away from me.
Dib: *ignoring Gaz* It looks like its up to me, once again, to save the earth from destruction!!
Gaz: I want to kill you.
Dib: Yeah yeah, maybe Later Gaz, I have work to do!!
Gaz: *as Dib turns to run into the skool* I'm going to take you up on that offer.
Dib: Okay!! Later!
Gaz: *evil laugh* ha....haha......HAHAHAHAHA *goes back to playing video games*
okay, thats it for chapter 2!! what will happen when Zim gives all the children icecream? Will he really succeed in taking over the world?? Will the tallest blow up the earth? Will Gaz kill Dib? Tune in next time, to ICECREAM MADNESS!!