Disclaimer: Yeah, I kept forgetting to do one of these. Basically, I don't own any of the Zim characters portrayed in this fic. I did make some kids up though, but I don't really want to own them.
Icecream Madness
by luvmydogz
Chapter 3
*Scene opens in Ms. Bitters' classroom. She is ranting, once again, about something we really don't care about. So we join her at the end of her pointless speech*
Ms. Bitters: ...and that, children, is why all poor people should be shot.
Sara: But Ms. Bitters, you're a teacher, which makes you poor. Shouldn't you be shot?
Ms. Bitters: Yes, I should.......but I'm not that lucky.
*Just then, Zim walks in the door, pulling his cart full of icecream*
Ms. Bitters: Zim, what are you doing??
Zim: Sir! I have brought in a "snack" for my fellow classmates.
Ms. Bitters: Really Zim? *she does that spooky slithery thing she does and gets right up into Zim's face* What's the catch?
Zim: AH! *he slaps her away* There is no "catch", foolish earth-teacher, I have brought in icecream for everyone.
Kids: YAY!! *everyone starts getting out of their seats to run up and get icecream*
Dib: *runs into the classroom* NOOO!! Don't eat that icecream! It's probably POISONED or something horrible like that!! DON'T EAT IT!!
*All the kids stop, look around at eachother, and then continue to run for the icecream, trampling Dib in the process*
Dib: ...NOOOOOO!!!....ow....YOU'LL ALL BE DOOMED!!....OW! WATCH WHERE YOUR STEPPING!!
Letter M: Move out of the way, Dib, you're blocking the icecream.
Dib: IM TELLING YOU! DON'T EAT IT!! ZIM IS UP TO SOMETHING!!
Letter M: Why do you always have to pick on Zim?
Sara: Yeah, if anything, you should go make fun of Bob. He glued his head to the wall again..
*cuts to the back of the room*
Bob: ...help me.... ....i want some icecream too......
*someone throws water at him*
Sara: Shut up Bob!!
*The water causes the glue to become undone*
Bob: I'm free!! YAY!!! Hey, some glue!! I wonder what will happen if I.......
*He glues his head to the wall again*
Bob: aww......
*cuts back to the front of the room*
Dib: Now that is just sad. But seriously, don't eat the....
*He turns around to see everyone stuffing their face with icecream*
Dib: icecream......
Zim: HAHAHA, my plan is underway!! Soon the earth will belong to the Irken Armada!!
Kid: Eww, there's a dog in the icecream!
Zim: GIR!!
*suddenly, everyone starts wobbling back and forth and groaning*
Dib: Zim! What's going on?? What did you do?!?
Zim: AHAHAHAHA! YOU EXPECT ME, AN ADVANCED ALIEN LIFE FORM, TO TELL YOU, AN INFERIOR EARTHLING, MY INGENIUS PLAN?
Dib: Well actually, yeah.
Zim: Oh, okay then. I HAVE GIVEN THEM ALL.....BRAIN FREEZE!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dib: Brain Freeze!! NOOO, YOU CANT........wait a minute, brain freeze, Zim?
Zim: YES! BRAIN FREEZE!! you can go back to screaming now.
Dib: HAHA, you stupid alien! the effects of brain freeze are only temporary!! As a matter of fact, they only last a matter of minutes, if not less!!
Zim: WHAT?? NO! YOU LIE!!
Dib: Oh yeah? Take a look at all your so called "brain freeze" victims.
*Zim looks at all the kids, and sure enough, they are all starting to stand back up.*
Zim: NOOOO!!!
Kids: MORE ICECREAM!!!
Zim: But...I don't have any more icecream....
Kids: MORE ICECREAM!!!
*all the kids start coming at Zim like an angry mob*
Zim: AHH! NO, GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING HUMANS!! NOOOOOOO!!
*Zim turns and starts running out of the skool building, and the kids start to follow him*
Dib: HAHA Zim, looks like I win again!!!
*The kids all run right passed Dib, trampling him in the process*
Dib: Ow.
*the sound of the kids screaming is fading away, and it is just Dib left in the classroom. Then he starts hearing slurping sounds*
Dib: What is that?
*Just then, GIR pops his head out of the icecream bucket*
GIR: mmmmm, I LOVE ICECREAM!
Dib: AHHH! what are you still doing here? You're "master" left already. You're plan failed! I was the victor once again!! HAHAHA!!
GIR: AHHHH!! YOUR HEAD!! IT'S SOOO BIG!!! MUST DESTROY!!!
*GIR's eyes go all red and all his weapons pop out*
Dib: WHAT?? AHHHHH!! NOOO!!!....hey, my head is not big
GIR: DESTROY!!!
Dib: ahhhh!!!
*GIR chases Dib out of the skool building*
*scene cuts to Zim sittin in his house. GIR walks in*
Zim: my plan failed, GIR. I will just have to come up with a new way of conquering the earthlings
GIR: yeah...
Zim: What's that in your hand?
GIR: o this? it's Dib's boot. He threw it at me as a present!! He's soo nice, and such a big head too!
Zim: GIR! DO NOT BRING THE CLOTHING OF OUR ENEMIES INTO THIS HOUSE!! GET RID OF IT!!
GIR: OKAY! *pops the boot in his mouth and eats it* mmmmmmmm...
Zim: GIR, you're disgusting.
GIR: awww, thank you master.
Zim:Right......Now, I must figure out what to do next.
GIR: I KNOW!! LETS TANGO WITH BILL!!!
Zim: Who's Bill?
GIR: Bill is one of the children I brought home with me from the school. I LOVE CHILDREN!
*GIR whips out a little kid from behind him*
Zim: AHHHH!! GIR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? GET THAT HUMAN OUT OF THE BASE!!
GIR: OKAY! *goes to eat it*
Zim: No! Don't eat it!! GET RID OF IT!!!
GIR: awww....okay....
*GIR opens up the door and throws the kid out. You here the sound of screeching tires and a car crash.*
GIR: BYE BILL!!!
Bill: ouch..
*GIR shuts the door*
Zim: Okay GIR, I am going to go down to the lab and try to come up with a new plan.
GIR: Okay, I'm going to eat more icecream!
Zim: No GIR, no more icecream!! I do not want any of that infernal substance in my base!!
GIR: oh, then I guess I shouldn't have turned the icecream machine back on....
Zim: YOU WHAT??? OOOO NOOOOOO!!!!
*scene cuts to outside the house, where you see it explode with icecream flying everywhere*
GIR: YAY!!!
Zim: GIR!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!! YOU BLEW UP THE BASE!!
GIR: Yeah, but now look at all the icecream we have!!!
*just then, you hear the voices of the children again in the background. Zim looks, and sees the mob from before coming straight for them*
Kids: MORE ICECREAM!!!
Zim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THE END
Yes, I know you all must be relieved, it is finally the end!!! So Zim didn't get to conquer the earth. And his base blew up. But don't worry, his base will be back in the next episode. Don't you just love cartoons?? As for me, this episode sure put me in the mood for some icecream, so I'm gonna go do that. Later.
Icecream Madness
by luvmydogz
Chapter 3
*Scene opens in Ms. Bitters' classroom. She is ranting, once again, about something we really don't care about. So we join her at the end of her pointless speech*
Ms. Bitters: ...and that, children, is why all poor people should be shot.
Sara: But Ms. Bitters, you're a teacher, which makes you poor. Shouldn't you be shot?
Ms. Bitters: Yes, I should.......but I'm not that lucky.
*Just then, Zim walks in the door, pulling his cart full of icecream*
Ms. Bitters: Zim, what are you doing??
Zim: Sir! I have brought in a "snack" for my fellow classmates.
Ms. Bitters: Really Zim? *she does that spooky slithery thing she does and gets right up into Zim's face* What's the catch?
Zim: AH! *he slaps her away* There is no "catch", foolish earth-teacher, I have brought in icecream for everyone.
Kids: YAY!! *everyone starts getting out of their seats to run up and get icecream*
Dib: *runs into the classroom* NOOO!! Don't eat that icecream! It's probably POISONED or something horrible like that!! DON'T EAT IT!!
*All the kids stop, look around at eachother, and then continue to run for the icecream, trampling Dib in the process*
Dib: ...NOOOOOO!!!....ow....YOU'LL ALL BE DOOMED!!....OW! WATCH WHERE YOUR STEPPING!!
Letter M: Move out of the way, Dib, you're blocking the icecream.
Dib: IM TELLING YOU! DON'T EAT IT!! ZIM IS UP TO SOMETHING!!
Letter M: Why do you always have to pick on Zim?
Sara: Yeah, if anything, you should go make fun of Bob. He glued his head to the wall again..
*cuts to the back of the room*
Bob: ...help me.... ....i want some icecream too......
*someone throws water at him*
Sara: Shut up Bob!!
*The water causes the glue to become undone*
Bob: I'm free!! YAY!!! Hey, some glue!! I wonder what will happen if I.......
*He glues his head to the wall again*
Bob: aww......
*cuts back to the front of the room*
Dib: Now that is just sad. But seriously, don't eat the....
*He turns around to see everyone stuffing their face with icecream*
Dib: icecream......
Zim: HAHAHA, my plan is underway!! Soon the earth will belong to the Irken Armada!!
Kid: Eww, there's a dog in the icecream!
Zim: GIR!!
*suddenly, everyone starts wobbling back and forth and groaning*
Dib: Zim! What's going on?? What did you do?!?
Zim: AHAHAHAHA! YOU EXPECT ME, AN ADVANCED ALIEN LIFE FORM, TO TELL YOU, AN INFERIOR EARTHLING, MY INGENIUS PLAN?
Dib: Well actually, yeah.
Zim: Oh, okay then. I HAVE GIVEN THEM ALL.....BRAIN FREEZE!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dib: Brain Freeze!! NOOO, YOU CANT........wait a minute, brain freeze, Zim?
Zim: YES! BRAIN FREEZE!! you can go back to screaming now.
Dib: HAHA, you stupid alien! the effects of brain freeze are only temporary!! As a matter of fact, they only last a matter of minutes, if not less!!
Zim: WHAT?? NO! YOU LIE!!
Dib: Oh yeah? Take a look at all your so called "brain freeze" victims.
*Zim looks at all the kids, and sure enough, they are all starting to stand back up.*
Zim: NOOOO!!!
Kids: MORE ICECREAM!!!
Zim: But...I don't have any more icecream....
Kids: MORE ICECREAM!!!
*all the kids start coming at Zim like an angry mob*
Zim: AHH! NO, GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING HUMANS!! NOOOOOOO!!
*Zim turns and starts running out of the skool building, and the kids start to follow him*
Dib: HAHA Zim, looks like I win again!!!
*The kids all run right passed Dib, trampling him in the process*
Dib: Ow.
*the sound of the kids screaming is fading away, and it is just Dib left in the classroom. Then he starts hearing slurping sounds*
Dib: What is that?
*Just then, GIR pops his head out of the icecream bucket*
GIR: mmmmm, I LOVE ICECREAM!
Dib: AHHH! what are you still doing here? You're "master" left already. You're plan failed! I was the victor once again!! HAHAHA!!
GIR: AHHHH!! YOUR HEAD!! IT'S SOOO BIG!!! MUST DESTROY!!!
*GIR's eyes go all red and all his weapons pop out*
Dib: WHAT?? AHHHHH!! NOOO!!!....hey, my head is not big
GIR: DESTROY!!!
Dib: ahhhh!!!
*GIR chases Dib out of the skool building*
*scene cuts to Zim sittin in his house. GIR walks in*
Zim: my plan failed, GIR. I will just have to come up with a new way of conquering the earthlings
GIR: yeah...
Zim: What's that in your hand?
GIR: o this? it's Dib's boot. He threw it at me as a present!! He's soo nice, and such a big head too!
Zim: GIR! DO NOT BRING THE CLOTHING OF OUR ENEMIES INTO THIS HOUSE!! GET RID OF IT!!
GIR: OKAY! *pops the boot in his mouth and eats it* mmmmmmmm...
Zim: GIR, you're disgusting.
GIR: awww, thank you master.
Zim:Right......Now, I must figure out what to do next.
GIR: I KNOW!! LETS TANGO WITH BILL!!!
Zim: Who's Bill?
GIR: Bill is one of the children I brought home with me from the school. I LOVE CHILDREN!
*GIR whips out a little kid from behind him*
Zim: AHHHH!! GIR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? GET THAT HUMAN OUT OF THE BASE!!
GIR: OKAY! *goes to eat it*
Zim: No! Don't eat it!! GET RID OF IT!!!
GIR: awww....okay....
*GIR opens up the door and throws the kid out. You here the sound of screeching tires and a car crash.*
GIR: BYE BILL!!!
Bill: ouch..
*GIR shuts the door*
Zim: Okay GIR, I am going to go down to the lab and try to come up with a new plan.
GIR: Okay, I'm going to eat more icecream!
Zim: No GIR, no more icecream!! I do not want any of that infernal substance in my base!!
GIR: oh, then I guess I shouldn't have turned the icecream machine back on....
Zim: YOU WHAT??? OOOO NOOOOOO!!!!
*scene cuts to outside the house, where you see it explode with icecream flying everywhere*
GIR: YAY!!!
Zim: GIR!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!! YOU BLEW UP THE BASE!!
GIR: Yeah, but now look at all the icecream we have!!!
*just then, you hear the voices of the children again in the background. Zim looks, and sees the mob from before coming straight for them*
Kids: MORE ICECREAM!!!
Zim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THE END
Yes, I know you all must be relieved, it is finally the end!!! So Zim didn't get to conquer the earth. And his base blew up. But don't worry, his base will be back in the next episode. Don't you just love cartoons?? As for me, this episode sure put me in the mood for some icecream, so I'm gonna go do that. Later.