This idea came to me in a dream.well not really.HOPE U LIKE IT!

YuGi is trotting through the hallways of his humble school humming a mellow toon..

Bully: Hey porcupine boy! Nice hat! Oh wait...that's not a hat.ITS YOUR HAIR!!!! ::laughs hysterically::

::cricket chirps, bully's friends looking confused::

Bully: HEY! IT'S A JOKE! YOU BETTER LAUGH AT MY JOKES!

Guy: Oh! Yea..HA HA HA HA HA HA

Bully: ::tauntingly:: So where ya goin YuGi? Huh huh??

YuGi: Well I thought I'd head home and get an early start on my homework after having a delicious granola enriched snack.

Bully: YOU FREAK! What are these? Dorky Monster Cards? ::snatches YuGis deck::

YuGi: HEY! Quit it! Quit it!

Bully:He He He.::rips up dark magician::

YuGi: NOOO!!!

::bully stuffs YuGi in a trash can and rolls him down a hill::

::YuGi reaches the river at the bottom of the hill::

YuGi: Oww..::sniffle::

Joey: Hey Yuge! Wacha doin down there buddy? ::runs down and helps YuGi up::

YuGi: Those guys were picking on me again.

Joey: Eh.dun let em botha you. Here I'll help ya get home, come on.

YuGi: That's easy for you to say! Your so popular and good looking, everyone loves you!

Joey: I am aren't I? ::looks into a mirror and kisses himself:: He he. Well Yuge some guys are jus born wit it I guess. ::continues looking at mirror::

::brings YuGi home. Yugi runs to the bathroom:: Grandpa: ::yells:: YUGI! You are all bruised up! Let me help you! ::opens bathroom door::

YuGi: NO! NOT THE BACTENE..::cries in high pitched scream.almost women like:: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Grandpa: Now get some rest.

::goes to his room::

YuGi: ::pulls puzzle out of his closet:: I wish I had a friend.::sticks 2 pieces into the puzzle:: I mean Joey is a friend.but one who really understands me.::sticks last piece into puzzle:: Aw darn! I finished the puzzle! Now its back to the old routine before the puzzle .staring at the wall and pretending I had a life..

Mysterious voice: YuGi.

YuGi: Who said that???

Mysterious voice: YuGi.

YuGi: AAAH! Who are you???

Mysterious voice: YuGi.I am a spirit that dwelled inside that puzzle for 500 years.

YuGi: ::excidedely::Like a genie??!!

Mysterious voice: Um.no. I was in that puzzle for 500 years and now you have resurrected my spirit.

YuGi: So I don't get any wishes?

Mysterious voice: No! I'm not a genie! Now listen. I heard that you wanted a friend. I will be your friend YuGi Moto. And you can show me around this new world.

YuGi: Wait so let me get this straight.I don't get ANY wishes???

Mysterious voice: NO! My name is Yami.I am from ancient Egypt.

YuGi: But.

Yami: I understand this must be a lot to take in. Do you have any questions?

YuGi: Are you sure I don't get wishes?

Yami: NO! YOU DON'T GET ANY WISHES! HOW DENSE CAN ONE PERSON BE?

YuGi: Oh well. This is pretty cool.I'll bring you to school and we can hang out and everything.this is so cool!

Yami: No YuGi! No one must ever see me.it must be kept a secret. You see there are still many desendents of the evil ones who tried to get rid of me long ago. We can never be to sure about anyone.

YuGi: Fine then. I shall refer to you to Joey as.Vladimir! And I'll say that you just moved here from Latvia. Great!

Yami: Umm..okay.sure why not.

The next day at school.

YuGi: HEY JOEY!!! I met this really cool kid. He knows how to do tons of stuff and he just moved here from Latvia.

Joey: That's uhh. great Yuge.

Later on in the day.

YuGi: And Vladimir also knows how to speak ancient Egyptian! Isn't that cool? And he can read hieroglyphics.

Joey: That's nice.

Later on..

YuGi: And Vladimir also knows how to do cool stuff like stuffing a turkey and flying and...

Joey: ARG! ENOUGH ALREADY! I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF THIS GUY!

YuGi: But Joey.

Joey: I could care less about this dork! No wonder you have no friends! You are the most annoying little shit ever! Later! ::walks away::

YuGi :But I.. ::eyes tearing, sniffle::

At Home.

Yami: What's the matter YuGi?

YuGi: ::sniffing:: Joey's right. I AM a loser. I AM a freak.::breaking down:: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I ha-have no friends ::starts crying:: WHY???!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR! ::continues to whimper::

Yami: You listen to me YuGi! You are NOT a loser or a freak! Joey is the loser! And you do have a friend.you have me. ::smiles slowly::

YuGi: R-R-R-Really? ::cries louder:: Why do you want to be friends with me anyway? I'm a loser!

Yami: When I look at you I don't see a loser. I see a brilliant young man who has extraordinary values. There are not many people like you YuGi.

YuGi: Wow.you really are a great friend..

Next day at school.

Joey: Oh hey Yuge. I'm sorry bout yesterday.

YuGi: ::dismal look of disbelief on his face:: Whatever. ::face brightens:: YAMI!..I mean.Vladimir! What are you doing here?

Joey: Huh?

YuGi: This is that kid Vladimir I was telling you about!

Joey: What are you talking about?

YuGi: That kid I told you about! ::turns to Yami:: Vladimir...this is Joey.

Yami: Nice to meet you.

Joey: Who are you talking to? There is no one there.

YuGi: What? What are you saying? This is Vladimir!

Joey: Man I am not blind! There is no one there! Why are you making up stories??

YuGi: WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH MY HEAD! COME ON VLADIMIR! WE DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS!

YuGi walks into a bathroom.

YuGi: THE NERVE OF THAT GUY!

Yami: I cannot believe he said that.

YuGi: I know..::looks into mirror and sees his reflection but Yami does not have a reflection:: Huh?

Yami: What is it YuGi?

YuGi: ::color drains from his face:: Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-You don't have a reflection! What the...????!!!!

Is Yami real? Or is he a figment of YuGi's imagination? What's going on????

R+R PLEASE!! I'll add on later